from "kick-ass," aaron johnson. and music from p.i.l.h cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jk jk "jim mi kimmy kimm live" ♪ and now, for what it's worth, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. thank you all for coming. pleasure to have us in your home. i'd like to give everyone -- oh, thank you, thank you. why didn't i get that in high school? hey, i want to mention something, because this is a crazy thing. one of the most common things you'll see on a talk show or a morning news show is animals. they love having animals on to climb on the host's head or maybe urinate on something. al roker, the real reason he lost all the weight, he swallowed a badger and it ate his fat from the inside out. so, for some reason this morning, i don't know why, they had animals on almost every show. "today," "early show." local morning shows. and every one of these clips happened this morning. >> speaking of very -- we have to move along. we're going to skip over the next one, we're going to go -- whoa! >> don't bite. oh! >> yo