of course this isn't the first time i laid eyes on aaron schoch. i spoke with the fully clothed congressman back in 2009. jim? >> hi, stephen colbert. nice to meet you. >> hi, mr. colbert, welcome. >> stephen: tell me about the fighting 18th. >> tell you about what? >> stephen: the fighting 18th. >> the fighting 18th1234 what's the fighting 18th. >> stephen: do you not represent the 18th district of illinois. >> yes. >> stephen: tell me about the fighting 18th. >> you mean like tell you about my district. >> stephen: sounds better to say fighting 18th. >> it's a 20 county district, home to 161 towns. >> stephen: fair warning, i'm already bored. >> well, i think a lot of remarkable things happen in per oria just as a lot of remarkable things happen around the country. >> stephen: you're the youngest member of congress. >> yes. >> stephen: is there a hazing process? >> no, not really, you know, there's no spanking machine,. >> no spanking machine in congress. >> stephen: no nick names. >> no nick names. >> stephen: schochman, schoch meister, anything