let's hear it once again for the brilliant aaron simmons. cheering and applause.r next storyteller for the evening, fran. applause. yeah, my name is fran aitken, i'm from new zealand and the reason i'm here tonight is because i am a space cadet. you guys know what that means, right? yup, and i'm sure you all know someone who is a space cadet. they're super dreamy and head is always in the clouds and they‘ re constantly late. there's advantages to knowing us. like, for example, i am so good at picking out the perfect birthday present for my friends, and they will get it two months after their actual birthday because i have forgotten it but it's a nice surprise for both of us. if my friends are running late, i will never be mad at them because i'm almost always late as well. it takes a lot of pressure off off me when they are late. but yes, being a space cadet does not sound like a disability, but there are disadvantages. me personally, i struggled at university because secondary school is just a breeze for me because it was so structured and had my parents and teac

please welcome to the stage, aaron simmons. applause. thanks very much, guys, i mean it's lovely to do a gig with lost voice guy again, not seen him since the ramps days. it's a real tragedy. hello, i'm aaron and we're going to talk about a lot of important issues tonight and i'm going to do the same. i'm mainly going to talk about harry potter. do we have any harry potter fans in? 0k, great, so some of you may know that in harry potter, all the wizards they called non wizards muggles, right? but what you may not know however is that disabled people do that with non—disabled people as well. we call able bodied people incredibly patronizing. every time i am on a train, someone offers me a seat. applause. i'll give you another example, what is your name, lovely lady? jane, can ask you to easyjane? yeah. 0k, first, have you ever been on an escalator? yes. of course you have, everybody has. answer me this. last time you are on an escalator, jane, did anybody clap? laughter. they do with me. and... i was running a little bit late tonight, jane