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my guests tonight from broad city-- ilana glazer and abbi jacobson, everybody. (applause and cheering) but, uh, before we begin tonight, i just want to say farewell to peyton manning, one of the greatest quarterbacks in history. you know, he's the all-time leader in passing, touchdowns, quarterback wins and balls on a trainer's face. -(laughter) -allegedly! allegedly. allegedly. allegedly. and he announced today that he is retiring from the nfl after 18 years. yeah, um, apparently, he wants to spend more time -with his sponsors. um... -(laughter) he will be rich. i mean missed. -(applause and cheering) -go out, peyton. so from one man covered in orange to another, -i, uh... -(laughter, applause & cheering) i think we can, uh... we can all agree-- donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. he, uh... no, no, no. hear me out. hear me out. 'cause there was a time when, for most people, watching primary debates was a chore. and, you know, and one of those chores that you don't have to do. -you know, like dusting the toilet. -(laughter) but now, thanks to t

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my guests tonight from broad city-- ilana glazer and abbi jacobson, everybody.pplause and cheering) but, uh, before we begin tonight, i just want to say farewell to peyton manning, one of the greatest quarterbacks in history. you know, he's the all-time leader in passing, touchdowns, quarterback wins and balls on a trainer's face. -(laughter) -allegedly! allegedly. allegedly. allegedly. and he announced today that he is retiring from the nfl after 18 years. yeah, um, apparently, he wants to spend more time -with his sponsors. um... -(laughter) he will be rich. i mean missed.

my guest tonight from broad city ilana glaryz and abbi jacobson, everybody.n history. he is the all-time leader in passing, touchdowns, quarterback wins and balls on a trainers face, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly am he announced today that he is retooring from the nfl after 18 years, yeah. apparently he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. he will be rich, i mean missed. (applause) fairwell, peyton. so from one man covered in orange to another, i-- (laughter) i think we can all agree donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. no, no, no. hear me out. hear me out. cuz there was a time when for most people watching primary debates was a chor. and one of those chores that you don't have to do, you know, like dusting the toilet. but now thanks to trump, people are once again engeajed in the democratic process, hoping, just hoping to catch moments like this. >> he referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. i guarantee you, there's no problem. i guarantee you. >> trevor: that's right. that, that was a prime time presid

from "broad city," comediennes ilana glazer and abbi jacobson. music from lp. featuring the 8g band with patrick carney. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. let's get to the news. donald trump and hillary clinton dominated their respective super tuesday primary races yesterday, and each won seven states. so it's pretty much down to the two of them, which means america is about to make history or end history. [ laughter ] following his seven state win in yesterday's super tuesday primary elections, donald trump said during his victory speech that he is a unifier. then he turned to chris christie and said, "right idiot?" [ laughter ] this might be the strangest thing i saw last night. your usual trump speech, but look at chris christie's face. >> they're going to put 20 or $25 million into it over the next two weeks from what just came over the wires. >> seth: what is going on there? he looks like a time traveler who's trying to play i

tonight -- keri russell.omediennes ilana glazer and abbi jacobson. music from lp. featuring the 8g band with patrick carney. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: gody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear.s. donald trump and hillary clinton dominated their respective super tuesday primary races yesterday, and each won seven states. much down to the

from "broad city," comediennes ilana glazer and abbi jacobson. music from lp. featuring the 8g band with patrick carney. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen,

from "broad city," comediennes ilana glazer and abbi jacobson. music from lp. featuring the 8g band with patrick carney. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. let's get to the news.

from "broad city," comediennes ilana glazer and abbi jacobson. music from lp.he news. donald trump and hillary clinton dominated their respective super tuesday primary races yesterday, and each won seven states. so it's pretty much down to the two of them, which means america