keeps 'em focused. >> jimmy: we're back with adam carolla. "the adam carolla" podcast.popular podcast in the whole world. that has to be satisfying. >> yeah. it feels good. i'll tell you something that doesn't feel good, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's that? >> sitting where oprah sat a few nights ago. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. congratulations. >> i thought we had an agreement, jimmy. >> jimmy: when you say agreement, you mean what, exactly? >> well, first off, i thought we agreed on the limitations of our success. number one. it was implied. it was implied. number one. number two, we started "the man show," to stop oprah. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. >> not use it as a springboard into a network show where we could lick oprah's ass. that was not part of my agreement. >> jimmy: well -- >> i held true to both parts. >> jimmy: well, people grow. things change. and sometimes you have to move forward, adam. and sometimes the feelings that are there don't last. and sometimes you have to make friends, make new friends. what do they say? make good friends but keep the old. the new are silver. but

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tomorrow night we'll be joined by author adam carolla.oklahoma city thunder, kevin durant. and have music from white rabbits. and on thursday, carson daly, kristen schaal, and music from esperanza spalding. >> jimmy: our first two guests' myriad accomplishments span many forms of media. together, their twitter followers make up three-quarters of the world's population. and now, they've joined forces to terrorize unsuspecting celebrities with the return of "punk'd," premiering this friday on mtv. please say hello to ashton kutcher and justin bieber. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? good to see you. this is some sort of big brother program or ashton, you've taken on. >> he's taken me on. >> jimmy: is it like the sorser's apprentice where he's stolen your magic broom? >> he's trying to steal my swag, i swear. >>. >> jimmy: can you steal someone's swag? >> i don't think -- >> dicky: he's stealing my swagger. here's the thing. i've been living on this internet service for like a year. since november. i started living on this service calle

zooey deschanel, carson daly, adam carolla, kristen schaal, steven seagal will be here. be good. from the oklahoma city thunder, kevin durant. the first celebrity casualty from "dancing with the stars," and ashton kutcher and justin bieber will be here together, i believe they are dating now. and we'll have music from the all-american rejects, shinedown, white rabbits, and the wonderful esperanza spalding, so join us next week. our first guest tonight packs a dumpster full of tony and emmy-winning talent into a tiny little package -- she's only 14 inches tall. true. you can watch her now on "gcb," which stands for god created bacon, sundays at 10:00 here on abc. please say hello to kristin chenoweth. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: great to see you. you look great. when you came out, you know, i gave you a little kiss but then, you know, didn't want to mess the makeup up and you looked up -- i kissed you on the chin. >> i'll never wash this chin again. >> jimmy: the chin of chenoweth. however nice. how is everything? i know you are p

it's like, i don't even know you anymore, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's adam carolla. [ cheers and applause ] seriously. >> i'm done, man. i'm so done. i've just -- i'm done, jimmy. >> jimmy: it has nothing to do with you. >> i'm done, man. >> jimmy: i've grown. that's what happens, okay? >> i'm so done. >> jimmy: i know, you're done. >> i'm going to go find gayle. >> jimmy: you're friends with gayle now? >> talk to the hand, man. >> jimmy: all right. i guess i'm sleeping on the couch tonight. [ cheers and applause ] as i was saying before the hissy fit over here, our friend yehya is outside. it's time to look at what's going on with yehya. hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how is it going tonight? >> i'm at "jimmy kimmel live" tonight. >> jimmy: you're on the show right now. >> okay. i'm talking to you. >> jimmy: yes, you are. >> you know i'm here behind me, kodak, locked behind me. >> jimmy: the kodak theater is behind you. >> the kodak theater behind me. the bridge. all black for maybe whitney houston. >> jimmy: the what? >> whitney houston. all black for her. you