sue me for it. >> why don't you give the to adam corolla.ant aid grammy. you visualized it. >> i feel award are more important than people. anyone can have a family. i like award. so when i won after being nominated six years in a row. i was not gracious or graceful. i was a fool. and i lost it in front of some celebrities that tie don't really know but something came over my body where i thought, i thought i knew madonna. >> jimmy: where was this? >> at the grammies. i had just won. and i am, drunk with excitement. and then i see madonna coming down the red carpet. she rolls deep. she has the got the bodyguards. she had like, a cane that was bedazzled. a suit on and a top hat. it was super fly. she has one of her kids with her. i can hear the gay gasps, she is coming, like that. i clutch my imaginary pearls. being a gay man it is my job. i love her i clock in. do my job as a gay man. worship madonna. you get it. i thought, oh, my gosh, i am a grammy whenner. it is about time i met fellow grammy winner madonna. then i realized that i don't k

. >> next topic, adam corolla is stand willing by his -- standing by his statement by saying the gay community just turned into a move pilla and demanding everybody apologize for every joke and statement. if there was a gray mob there wouldn't be a threat. then you can shake them off. they elaborated further in an interview with the daily caller. >> you get out there and make a joke. you fill in the blank. group, sexuality, whatever it er you. they can make things very difficult. at a certain point people realize it is more trouble than it is worth. i am not going to say that joke. i don't want to deal with it. >> and this raises a question, &ikúrñ he is watching his weigh. >> he is trying to stay slim. >> one of the hateful stereo types is that the jews run hollywood and i heard a rebuttal saying it is a myth. it is gay jews that run hollywood. are either of those things true? >> i don't think so. just for the sake of being pc, i don't think so. i have to say i agree with him. >> so you hate gays? gays should not be able to vote? >> you are walking on egg shells and people are terri

he is brian bishop and the on air sidekick for adam corolla show. his book came out on tuesday. and his blood alcohol content is higher than awful cnn's ratings and he looks and smells like a week old corn dog. gavin mcginnis, the star of how to be a man. it is on-line and on demand everywhere. i watched it last night and he is naked. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, can i call you the appendix? this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. >> i did watch half of your movie. >> thank you very much. >> my wife laughed at your penis. that made me feel good. >> she should pursue a career in wrestling in the condos. she should get a job at the zoo. >> she thought it was quite humorous. >> it is day please shoot me of -- >> donald sterling's tough week says in the wake of his racist rapt is can selling a $3 million research grant he was making. a spokeswoman for the school says this, mr. sterling's decisive and hurtful comments demonstrates he does not share the core values as a public university. that fosters diversity and inclusion and respect, p

again the show tomorrow night will be new, nathan lane, and adam corolla and royal blood.irst guest, is a young, talented actress whose new movie is likely to break box office and kleenex sales around the world "the faulten our stars" opens june 6th. please say hello to shailene woodley! ♪ ♪ >> you look great. last time you were here you cam out and hugged me. i thought she must really like me. i found out you hugged every person on our staff. which is nice, well for them. but disappointing for me. great to see you. how are you? everything all right? >> i am so good, yeah. >> jimmy: i think you are a very interesting person. i want to ask you about a few things. one thing i heard, i don't know if it is true or not. i assume it is. you can fit all of your possessions everything you own into one suitcase. >> almost everything. i have some kitchen items that my grandma is using. but other than that, yeah, everything that i own and use is in a carry-on suitcase. >> jimmy: is this suitcase enormous. >> no, carry-on. i figure if i only own a few things and it gets lost then i wo

if you want a real check of your books, take a photograph of them and send them to the adam corolla pad you won't be around for us to call you up in the middle of the night, what do we need, we help, check yourself before you wreck yourself for cancer. >> you know, noreen, it's a very humorous message but yet a very serious and i think a great way just to present to people. thanks for bringing the card to us, and also the great news. look forward to seeing you again soon and thanks for being with us today. >> thank you, governor. thank you. >> happy mothers day. >> thank you. >>> one of the nicest and most patriotic guys in show business, tony orlando is going to be performing one of his big hits so stay tuned. >>> he's won three american music awards. he's loved by generations of fans, and he's also one of big he have supporters of our nation's veterans. please welcome tony orlando back to the show. >> thank you, sir. >> great to have you back. >> it's good to be here. you know, on this matter -- mothers day, i represent an organization called fraternal order of eagles. they founded mo

adam corolla, from shark tank, damon john, and music from royal blood, iggy azalea. of satan. aren't all birds birds of satan? if like me you ar lakers fan who is disappointed not to have a stake in the playoffs this year, i can assure you our first guest tonight is far more unhappy about that than we are. he is a 5-time nba champion and one of the all-time greats. please say hello to kobe bryant. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you only walked a short way but it looks like everything is working. looks like you are physically -- what percentage are you at physically, would you say? >> from a health standpoint 100%. >> jimmy: what about a basketball standpoint? >> i started doing a lot of on-court training. so i'm back in my routine. started lifting. and then started doing the running. which i hate. >> jimmy: yeah. >> by the time the season comes around, i will be ready to go. >> jimmy: has the season been fun for you to watch the laker season this year? >> yes, it's been highly enjoyable. yes, yeah. i mean, you know. i'd rather stay at home and eat paint chips. you