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brooklyn's own adam sandler is here.me all the way from detroit to be here, eminem from the top of the empire state building. [ applause ] we are a meeting, and they asked me who would you like to play from the top of the empire state building? and i said it is the em-pier state building. let's ask eminem and he love&-p. before we get to that, i have a quick new york question. is donald trump the president here, too? >> no. >> jimmy: well, back in l.a. he is, and it's not going great. did you see the "60 minutes" interview last night in the president sat down with stahl at times, an at-time contemptious interview. but at other times it went really well. >> i never knew how dishonest the media was. i didn't say that as a sound bite. >> i'm going to change the subject again. >> when you ask a question about separation, when obama did it, you don't want to hear it. >> i'm going to run your answer but you did it four times. >> i'm just telling you that you treated me much differently on the subject. >> i disagree. but i don'

. >> jimmy: it sounds like an adam sandler b-side [ laughter ] [ adam sandler gibberish ] [ laughteris is -- yeah, this is by a musician named lance houck and the album is called "let there be music." it's a pretty cool cover there. let's take a listen to the song off here it's called "caterpillar." ♪ i walked by the old school my grandmother once attended she used to eat the caterpillars ♪ ♪ that would crawl along the jungle gym she grew up healthy and strong ♪ ♪ healthy and strong plenty of protein plenty of protein plenty of protein ♪ plenty of protein ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love it, actually. ♪ plenty of pro guys, that's all we have for "do not play." [ cheers and applause ] if you have an album or a song you think we could use on our next "do not play list," we want to see it. we'll be right back with more "tonight show" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in april, luke's dad made 25 calls to find a place that could bring his son's creation to life. there were 14 emails to determine the size of the lightning bolts. and 18 texts wishing luke a very happy birthday. and when all was s

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where we will be joined by adam sandler, julia louis dreyfus, john krasinksi, cardi b, mike birbigliaandria ocasio cortez, st. vincent, bebe rexha, wu tang clan and at least one surprise superstar, if not more. and hopefully guillermo will make it there too. [ cheers and applause ] so we will see you there then. our first guest may have been ahead of the curve when his character dan donner disappeared in season 9 of "roseanne." last year he was resurrected, and is head of the household on a new series "the conners" premieres one week from tomorrow here on abc. please welcome john goodman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey, cats! always good to see the cats. >> jimmy: the cats are here. look how physically fit you are. >> yeah, i've been on hawthorne boulevard. instead of sleeping out another night i get booked on the show. nct 127! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i know you're impressed. had you ever heard of them today? >> that right there, yeah. >> jimmy: i will be honest when i say i did not know about nct 127. but it seems like it's something i should have known you do now. >> jimmy: boy do i

i throw in adam sandler's name a lot, just to scare him. it doesn't work. even at taco be, you don have a chalupa, adam's not going to. ike th >> that's what i do with your name aaron. aaron's not going to like this. aaron's not going to like this. >> david spade announcer: the following will surprise you about barbara comstock: barbara comstock: "i think roe vs wade should be overturned and the state should decide it." announcer: that's right. comstock supports taking away a woman's right to choose. she voted to defund planned parenthood and comstock votes with trump ninety eight percent of the time. jennifer wexton: endorsed by the washington post. she'll protect a woman's right to choose. jennifer wexton for congress. independence usa pac is responsible for the contt of this advertisin i believi've heard storiesnt from people across virginiaing. that have moved me to take action on veterans unemployment, the opioid epidemic, and pediric healthcare. but we can't make progress when we're divided, when our leaders pit us against each other for political gain

have a great lineup, start off with adam sandler and eminem, john krasinski and cardi b. >> you mentionedood morning. ♪ i came in like a wrecking ball ♪ >> that's true, yeah, and i wear a mouth piece. >> keeping the guard in. >> yeah, i didn't even realize it. >> i like to be pranked. i enjoy it, because i know that it gives me a license to prank back. >> prank wars aside, many of jimmy's jokes have the commander in chief is at punch line. >> i thought, hey, make we won't talk about donald trump much tonight, and then he opened his mouth and all manner of stupid came out. >> there are plenty of trump fans out there, trump supporters who may or may not be your fans, but their opinion is, well, you're a comedian. why get political? >> i'm a comedian, and the reason i get political is because i talk about the news of the day, and we have a president who now dominates the news every day, so i don't feel like i have any choice but to talk about him. >> stormy daniels spanked you. >> yeah, she did. >> hold on a sec. i just want to pray for a second. >> i didn't have to pay her though. i got tha

monday night, we'll be in brooklyn, new york for five shows at the brooklyn academy of music with adam sandlerplus music from st. vincent, bebe rexha, paul shaffer, j. balvin, wu tang clan and hundreds and hundreds of my aunts and uncles too. please join us for that if you're there. to celebrate our trip to brooklyn, we made a twitter emoji. if you tweet using the hashtag "kimmel in brooklyn" or "kimmel", an emoji pops up. and i think it will give you eternal life. so, be careful. our first guest is a third-generation movie star whose films have inspired millions of americans to attempt new and boundary-pushing romantic techniques. her new movie "bad times at the el royale" opens tomorrow. please welcome dakota johnson. >> jimmy: it's fwraet great to see you. >> great to see you too. >> jimmy: we're neighbors, we're actually next door neighbors. >> we are. we share bushes. >> jimmy: yes. we have mutual bushes. do you mind if i tell the story of what happened the other night on saturday night? >> oh my god, yeah, because i'd like to get some clarity on it too. >> jimmy: okay. all right. so, on

first, they tried adam sandler. [ laughter ] >> steve: why would they do that?mmy: i -- i don't know. listen to this. >> he had taken off his suit and was down to his white white socks! >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ laughter and applause ] i would buy -- >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i -- would buy that. >> steve: you would buy that book? yeah, i would buy it. >> jimmy: yeah. but i don't know if they're going with -- but then they -- the audition, they tried jerry seinfeld. >> steve: really? another comedian? >> jimmy: list -- listen to this. >> he was a little verbal, but nothing dirty. that's great. he said, "that's great. oh, you're so beautiful." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that was -- i don't know if that's the right choice. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you find -- you find it odd? >> steve: i find it odd there's -- it's a coincidence that you happen to do impressions of all the people they got to read these books. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what you find odd? >> steve: yeah, i think that's weird. >> jimmy: well, no, it's not ir gilbert gottfried. [ laug

you know, adam sandler's dad.o sweet. >> seth: you -- obviously, new season started. you were someone, wh impressive to me, you keep over these years. you kept creating new characters. new impressions. are there impressions you want to get on this year? >> i try. i mean, yeah. whoever is kind of in the news. it's been kind of quiet in the black community lately. [ laughter ] you know, like, my go-tos haven't really been flaring up lately. [ laughter ] like sharpton had that r-s-p-e-c-t thing, p-i-c-t, i . >> seth: but quincy jones, am i hearing? i'm hearing there's rumblings of kenan having quincy. >> well, he has a documentary coming out. and he's been, like, doing some interviews where he's making crazy, kind of statements. >> seth: well, he's led the craziest life. and he's known of the most famous people in the last 50 years. >> he's making pretty wild accusations about people. >> so, can you do a little quincy? >> in real life quincy jones was very -- [ quincy impersonation ] talks like this. the time we had

. >> we start off with adam sandler and eminem. we have john krasinski, and st. vincent. cardi b. course, the president often stars in his monologues as the butt of his jokes. >> there are plenty of trump fans out there, trump supporters who may or may not be your fans but their opinion is, you're a comedian. why get political? >> i'm a comedian, and the reason i get political is because i talk about the news of the day and we have a president who now domi every da >> reporter: kimmel garnered a lot of attention last year when he spoke out emotionally about his son's heart defect and lobbied to save the affordable care act. >> if your baby is going to die and it doesn't have to, it shouldn't matter how much money you make. >> we had a life-threatening situation at a time when congress was just about to vote on a lot of other people's life-threatening situations. i mean, i hear from so many people every single day who say, thank you for speaking about this. this saved my life or my brother's life or my wife or my child. it is so important to us. >> reporter: and as for his life-sav