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well, the makers of the addams family 2 certainly think so! so this is an animated sequel. wednesday becomes convinced that the addamses are not actually her family, so they have to go on a family road trip. the real reason they go on a family road trip is hey, it's a sequel! and in sequels, families go on road trips! here's a clip. rooster crows. come on, kids! feast your eyes on the old addams camper! thing's been fixing it up. oh, it's a hybrid — half car, half eyesore! mother, father, this. is cruel, even for you. lurch groans. that's the spirit, lurch! screaming. let's go, wednesday. it's time for some family bonding, whether you like it or not. you see, wednesday, this trip will bring the addams family closer than ever before. or there will be no survivors. imean... is it funny, ever? it's all right. i mean — well, look — it's the addams family, ok, so of course there are things in it that are funny, because that whole idea of the, you know, the family that's kind of a mirror image of the — you know, it's a funny idea. and there is nothing here that i think we've seen

look, it's the addams family.e tv series or in the live—action movies, which came out when i was starting out in this job. so, there's nothing in it original. there are a couple of things that are funny because the addams family, that kind of topsy—turvy world is kind of funny. there's a star—studded cast, 0scar isaac, charlize theron, but the minute i came out of it, i couldn't remember anything about it at all. it was only four days ago, and i had to read my notes while i was watching it. that's quite telling. it's just some addams family stuff. it's not terrible. it's just remarkably unremarkable. 0k, best out this week, we know what that is. i talked about bond last week and danced around the plot points. you've now seen it. yes, we had a good time. no plot spoilers, but we enjoyed it. the two other members of my party thought it wasn't a vintage villain. that was their observation, they are steeped in vintage bond. one thing i think about this is there is an old myth that bond movies are only as good as their

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the addams family. >> the addams family is a pretty good analogy. [laughter] anyway. number one, i appreciate that, i appreciate my friends. it's been a long day for you guys, too. there's a lot of tension. with all due respect, it's been a rough day for you guys. i don't say that with any glee, it's just the way things are. i have been on both sides before. it is a lot easier to be in the minority. i appreciate the decision you made. i want to associate myself with the decision you have made. this bill will change a lot. that is part of the frustration now. part of my friends' frustration on the others, having to negotiate across the rotunda with their own folks in a 50-50 deal where everyone is king of the mount now there. given all that, thank you for interviewing and we will know more about the bill next week anyway. we will be in a better position to ask intelligent questions and have a more intelligent debate. >> the good news is people will be free to go. the bad news is you will be coming back. [laughter] >> thank you so much. >> can we stand to recess subject

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