roger addison. a-d-d-i-s-o-n. a-d-d-i-s-o-n. got it. now, mr. addison, have you always been interested in youth work? youth-- oh! oh, yes, indeed, i have. yes, indeed. the welfare of our teenagers has always been a very deep concern of mine. that is why i have dedicated myself to making them feel wanted, needed, appreciated. you're not writing. that our youth needs love and understanding. these boys and girls have been neglected much too long. rejected much too long, befuddled much too long. you've been out in the sun much too long. come on, rog'. i'll take ya home. wilbur, please, i'm talking to the press. can't you see? now... to help them overcome this feeling of rejection, i try to give them a feeling of accomplishment by encouraging their art endeavors. as a matter of fact, i, uh, have one of their paintings hanging over my fireplace. replacing a portrait of my beloved mother-in-law. hey, that's pretty good. that fruit looks almost good enough to eat. that isn't a fruit, man. that's a horse. a horse? yeah. a palomino. uh, with--with big dark