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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!g dong!] breaks are good. have one! ♪ music ♪laying [ding dong!] ♪ ♪ [hip-hop music] [quirky music] [eerie music] ♪ - brett kavanaugh, supreme court nominee and renowned dad jeans collector. his confirmation hearings were already controversial and contentious, but this weekend, they reached a whole new level. - the supreme court nomination of judge brett kavanaugh could be in jeopardy, a woman going public saying he sexually assaulted her when they were in high school. christine blasey ford, a college professor in california, tells "the washington post" kavanaugh and a friend were stumbling drunk at a party in the 1980s and allegedly forced her into a bedroom, pinned her to a bed, and groped her. she says, "he was trying to attack me and remove my clothing." she told "the post" when she tried to scream, he put his hand over her mouth. kavanaugh has categorically denied the accusation, saying in a statement, "i did not do this back in high school or at any time." - kavanaugh denies all
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!g dong!] breaks are good. have one! ♪ music ♪laying [ding dong!] ♪ ♪ [hip-hop music] [quirky music] [eerie music] ♪ - brett kavanaugh, supreme court nominee and renowned dad jeans collector. his confirmation hearings were already controversial and contentious, but this weekend, they reached a whole new level. - the supreme court nomination of judge brett kavanaugh could be in jeopardy, a woman going...
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!g, breaking] mmmm. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] ♪nutcracker ♪hemed music plays wrap up the perfect surprise with ziploc. sc johnson. disney's the nutcracker and the four realms. in theaters november 2nd. rated pg. (brian) i've had a hcopd...tack, a heart transplant... lung cancer... and part of my lung removed. my tip is: if smoking doesn't get you one way, it'll get you another. (announcer) you can quit. for free help, call 1-800-quit-now. neveat olive garden. wl is back starting at $10.99 come in for over 100 combinations of pastas, sauces and toppings with everyone's favorite, chicken alfredo plus, unlimited salad and breadsticks only for a limited time at olive garden. with every meal, there's a dish. but what happens to all that grease? it flows into your dishwasher, gumming up its performance. add finish dishwasher cleaner with your detergent to help dissolve this grease so you're ready for your next meal. new finish dishwasher cleaner clean dishwasher. cl
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!re good. have one! [din♪ x!ng!] santa had eight. he looks like he ate the other seven. merry christmas to you! let's steal christmas. go team! [ snow crunching ] this is the loudest snow ever. the grinch. rated pg. nothing. what u doin'? hey. ♪break through. ♪break through. the meeting of the executive finance committee is now in session. and... adjourned. business loans for eligible card members up to fifty thousand dollars, decided in as little as 60 seconds. the powerful backing of american express. don't do business without it. [hip-hop music] ♪ [funky music] - this week-- this week marked a milestone in civil rights history; the 50th anniversary of franklin's first appearance in the comic strip "peanuts." and what's really fascinating is his origin story. - april 1968. martin luther king had been shot and killed. american cities burned in rage. in california, a 42-year-old teacher and mother of three felt helpless. - and i remember sitting in suburbia, saying, "is there anything i
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!re good. have one! [din♪ x!ng!] santa had eight. he looks like he ate the other seven. merry christmas to you! let's steal christmas. go team! [ snow crunching ] this is the loudest snow ever. the grinch. rated pg. nothing. what u doin'? hey. ♪break through. ♪break through. the meeting of the executive finance committee is now in session. and... adjourned. business loans for eligible card members up to...
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!m. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! ♪ [ding dong!] ♪♪ there are so many toothpastes out there which one should i use? choose one that takes care of your gums and enamel. crest gum & enamel repair cleans below the gum line and helps repair weakened enamel. gum & enamel repair, from crest. welcome become to the daily show. election day, election day 2018 is only 29 days away. and if you can vote, i hope you don't take for granted the amazing opportunity you have to get a free sticker, okay. as a nonu.s. citizen i have gone broke buying those stickers, you appreciate them am one of the more interesting mid-term contest sts the governor's race in georgia between stacey an ramtion and brian camp. i couldn't even waste time telling you what party they long to because come on, ral know, here to help us break down this race is our very own southern gentleman roy wood, jr., everybody. (applause) >> now this race is serious, trevor, sterious business. you know, i know many people think of
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!m. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! ♪ [ding dong!] ♪♪ there are so many toothpastes out there which one should i use? choose one that takes care of your gums and enamel. crest gum & enamel repair cleans below the gum line and helps repair weakened enamel. gum & enamel repair, from crest. welcome become to the daily show. election day, election day 2018 is only 29 days away. and if you can...
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!breaking] mmmm. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! [din♪ x!ng!] santa had eight. he looks like he ate the other seven. merry christmas to you! let's steal christmas. go team! [ snow crunching ] this is the loudest snow ever. the grinch. rated pg. (cat♪ eows) (cat meows) (snap) ♪ (cat meows) sheba® perfect portions™. what cats want™ look around. with artificial intelligence, we are not crawling or walking. we are flying. microsoft ai helps an architect bring history back to life. this is now. ai helps farmers grow more food with less resources. an engineer explores how ai can help the deaf see sound. innovation creates tomorrow, and tomorrow is here today. at pizza hut, we're more than just $7.99 large 2-topping pizza delivered. we're coming for the deal... and staying for seconds. $7.99 large 2-topping pizza. no one outpizzas the hut. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an actor who stars in the cretically acclaimed new movie, "
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!breaking] mmmm. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! [din♪ x!ng!] santa had eight. he looks like he ate the other seven. merry christmas to you! let's steal christmas. go team! [ snow crunching ] this is the loudest snow ever. the grinch. rated pg. (cat♪ eows) (cat meows) (snap) ♪ (cat meows) sheba® perfect portions™. what cats want™ look around. with artificial intelligence, we are not crawling or...
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break! breaks are good. have one! rewards me basically aeverywhere.om [ding dong!] so why am i hosting a dental convention after party in my vegas suite? or wearing a full-body wetsuit at this spa retreat? or sliding into this ski lodge with my mini horse kevin? because hotels.com lets me do me, right? sorry, the cold makes him a little horse. hotels.com. you do you and get rewarded. you're wearing a hat. that's funny. so you're telling me that i can surf the web on this refrigerator while i'm cooking? the samsung family hub. and with the ring doorbell, it shows you who's at the front door. add total tech support and i'll make sure it always work for you. who's the genius who dreamed up a refrigerator that shows you how to cook a soufflé? what else does it do? does it tell me when we're out of milk? actually, it tells your phone. no way. yeah, it's pretty cool. [woman] i need one of these. [clerk] yes you do. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to the shoaflt any best tonight is
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break! breaks are good. have one! rewards me basically aeverywhere.om [ding dong!] so why am i hosting a dental convention after party in my vegas suite? or wearing a full-body wetsuit at this spa retreat? or sliding into this ski lodge with my mini horse kevin? because hotels.com lets me do me, right? sorry, the cold makes him a little horse. hotels.com. you do you and get rewarded. you're wearing a hat. that's...
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!m. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] 60% of women wear the wrong size pad and can experience leaks. you don't have to. with always my fit, try the next size up and get up to 20% better coverage day or night. because better coverage means better protection. always ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. before we go, before we go, "the daily show" has exciting news. we are coming to miami in two weeks, right, the entire show is going to be in miami in two weeks for one week, and we're bringing the donald trump presidential twitter library with us. yeah, it's like being inside the mind of donald trump. imagine all the things inside there -- horse face, everything -- it's all in there and we're bringing that to you. it will be there the weekend of october 26-28 and it's totally free. go to "the daily show".com/vacation and miami. now here it is... your moment of zen. >> cut to the chase. the president has to get off his fat ass and ask a couple o
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!m. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] 60% of women wear the wrong size pad and can experience leaks. you don't have to. with always my fit, try the next size up and get up to 20% better coverage day or night. because better coverage means better protection. always ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. before we go, before we go, "the daily show" has...
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!breaking] mmmm. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] look around. with artificial intelligence, we are not crawling or walking. we are flying. microsoft ai helps an architect bring history back to life. this is now. ai helps farmers grow more food with less resources. an engineer explores how ai can help the deaf see sound. innovation creates tomorrow, and tomorrow is here today. ♪ do you ♪ the 3 for $10 deal it's hot got a cheesy up-grade ♪ ♪ we added a burger, now topped with our queso ♪ ♪ it's que-so-amazing, que-so see you soon ♪ ♪ 3 for $10 bucks, baby, bucks, baby, bucks ♪ mmm-hmm... ♪ oh, baby, 3 for $10 bucks ♪ ♪ baby, bucks, baby, bucks ♪ ( ♪ ) everybody wants a new, different, better world. here's to the people who do what it takes to build it... to keep it running. the people who understand no matter what the question, the obstacle or the challenge, there's only one answer... let's do the work. (engine starts, hums) ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: that's o
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!ing] mmmm. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! show me movies a grinch would love. [d[ bark ]!] nu uh, i'm picking the movie tonight. [ whimpers ] be sad, i enjoy it. show me grinchy movies. oh, goody. [ whimpers ] mmm, fine! show me movies max would like. see the grinch in theaters by saying... "get grinch tickets" into your xfinity x1 voice remote. [ laughing ] uh oh. something in my throat. there are so many toothpastes out there which one should i use? choose one that takes care of your gums and enamel. crest gum & enamel repair cleans below the gum line and helps repair weakened enamel. gum & enamel repair, from crest. you'll make my morning, buty the price ruin my day.ou? complicated relationship with milk? pour on the lactaid, 100% real milk, just without that annoying lactose. mmm, that's good. and merbefore he was mean,ouuu! he was a lonely boy. but it's never too late to feel christmas joy. that's not gonna happen. ♪ ho ho ho max, today we're gonna steal christmas. ♪ ho-a
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!ing] mmmm. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! show me movies a grinch would love. [d[ bark ]!] nu uh, i'm picking the movie tonight. [ whimpers ] be sad, i enjoy it. show me grinchy movies. oh, goody. [ whimpers ] mmm, fine! show me movies max would like. see the grinch in theaters by saying... "get grinch tickets" into your xfinity x1 voice remote. [ laughing ] uh oh. something in my throat....
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!eaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] i'm always going to be a maker. and i think a company is the coolest thing you can build. i'm adam, and i make robots. you never know when inspiration is going to strike. so i take my surface pro everywhere. part of an entrepreneur's job is to get stuff done. i like to do, like, four things at once. the new surface pro can handle all of my programs. i can paint, i can mold, i can code. i have it on all the time, it's fantastic. we get to build toys for kids and change the world. it's a big deal. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a four-time formula one world champion. ( motor revving ) >> trevor: please welcome lewis hamilton! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ welcome to the show! >> thank you. >> trevor: it is so good to have you here, and i think, for many of my viewers, i have to situate you on who you are because it's a little bit crazy. you are a four-time formula one world champion. formula one i
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!eaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] i'm always going to be a maker. and i think a company is the coolest thing you can build. i'm adam, and i make robots. you never know when inspiration is going to strike. so i take my surface pro everywhere. part of an entrepreneur's job is to get stuff done. i like to do, like, four things at once. the new surface pro can handle all of my programs. i can paint, i can mold,...
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break! have one! [ding dong!] the a...is stolen.es... we confess. we stole everything we could. from everything we've ever mastered. and put it here. the all-new lexus es. a product of mastery. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. look! it's a hmm... whale. i don't know. that's it. suit up! ♪ ha-ha! watch the fur! ♪ ahhh... what do you see in your cheetos? green book is the feel good we are privileged. to present a great american artist. he has preformed at the white house twice. please welcome don shirley. i'm about to embark on a concert tour. do you foresee any issues in working for a black man? no, but i ain't no butler. and you, in the deep south? there's gonna be problems. in a divided time... come on, get out now. their differences... you never win with violence. i didn't like the way he was treating you. i've had to endure that my entire life. you should be able to take it one night. inspired an unexpected friendship. what you do, only you can do that. you want another piece? wha
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!following you everywhere? it's time to take back control with stelara®. for adults with moderately to severely active crohn's disease, stelara® works differently. studies showed relief and remission with dosing every 8 weeks. woman: stelara® may lower the ability of your immune system to fight infections and may increase your risk of infections and cancer. some serious infections require hospitalization. before treatment, get tested for tuberculosis. before or during treatment, always tell your doctor if you think you have an infection or have flu-like symptoms or sores, have had cancer, or develop any new skin growths, or if anyone in your house needs or recently had a vaccine. alert your doctor of new or worsening problems, including headaches, seizures, confusion and vision problems. these may be signs of a rare, potentially fatal brain condition. some serious allergic reactions can occur. do not take stelara® if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. man: are you fed up with c
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!following you everywhere? it's time to take back control with stelara®. for adults with moderately to severely active crohn's disease, stelara® works differently. studies showed relief and remission with dosing every 8 weeks. woman: stelara® may lower the ability of your immune system to fight infections and may increase your risk of infections and cancer. some serious infections require hospitalization....
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!n architect bring history back to life. this is now. ai helps farmers grow more food with less resources. an engineer explores how ai can help the deaf see sound. innovation creates tomorrow, and tomorrow is here today. ♪ >> jimmy: our first guests are the co-anchors of the "today" show which airs weekday mornings he on nbc. please welcome savannah guthrie and hoda kotb. ♪ today's gonna be the day ♪ today's gonna be the day >> hi, guys. >> welcome back. >> i love you guys. >> we love you. >> jimmy: the hardest working people in show business. been up since -- >> that hiatus. >> yeah, all this time off. >> but i enjoyed you when i had all that time off. i watched you every morning. you're also getting ady to co-anchor the election coverage for the midterm.gh >> election two weeks from tomorrow, i think. me, lester and the cast of characters from nbc and all our correspondents working so hard. it's going to be a big night. >> you guys have been so busy with all the stuff. you have your s
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ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!breaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] bye. bye. have fun. chloe. ♪ the most loved iphone meets the most loved in wireless. t-mobile. americas fastest unlimited network. right now save $300 on iphone 10s. power to thousands of customers in the north bay and the sierra foothills. the utility says because of extreme fire conditions, some 60 thousand homes and businesses had their power shut-off. and electric scooters are back on san francisco streets. the city temporarily banned them after receiving complaints they were speeding on sidewalks. our next digital update is in an [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: welcome back, everybody. so if you've been following the news recently, you've probably been hearing a fair amount about places banning straws for environmental reasons. straws. those cute little tubes that let you drink your milkshake. well, look, i'm getting older and sometimes i look around i don't recognize the world i'm living in anymore. things are changing every day and not
ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break!breaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] bye. bye. have fun. chloe. ♪ the most loved iphone meets the most loved in wireless. t-mobile. americas fastest unlimited network. right now save $300 on iphone 10s. power to thousands of customers in the north bay and the sierra foothills. the utility says because of extreme fire conditions, some 60 thousand homes and businesses had their power shut-off. and electric...