air colbert. >> your plane, your plane will run on dirty fuel but all the other planes. >> stephen: thank you, please. my lady likes it dirty. >> of course. >> stephen: now, sir, you are still sir, right? >> maybe until the enof the show, but yes. >> stephen: are you part of the 1% of the one 1%. what do you think of these occupy wall street clowns down there. >> i think they have a valid point which is another reason why i think business needs to get its act together. and should get its act together. and get out there and do something positive, so we set up an organization called the elders trying to resolve conflict. >> the elders. >> the elders, yes. >> stephen: that sounds like the leaders of a cult. you would be a great cult leader, by the way. that hair and whatever this is-- you absolutely, people would definitely, i could see you with child brides. (laughter) in a compound n a compound in idaho or something like that. >> virgin child brides. >> stephen: god, i hope so, sir. you said capital civil the only system that works. but it also creates extreme wealth for just a few individ

if anybody is interested, they should make sure to watch the colbert report where my wife works. i'm not sure when it will air but stephen colbert did an interesting interview with john paul stevens. there is quite a bit in their on bush vs. gore. >> some other questions? yes, please. >> i am an independent tv producer. how do you evaluate the scandals and whether there is report by somebody? in some campaigns, somebody will say don't talk about negative things. on the other hand, a governor can get appointed by a elizabeth warren and they cannot. this system is getting worse and worse. it is a vicious cycle. can you comment on this? we say there is no scandal of this administration or whether there is a cumulative scandal of past presidencies. where does it stop? >> are you saying there are scandals in this administration? >> we are talking about scandal but [unintelligible] >> that gets to the point we were making about how the real scandal is often was legal, not what is illegal. maybe we should define certain things as the scandals so we can maybe broaden our notion of what is scandalous behavior. for peo

colbert is. my team of officials tell me i've been on stephen cobert's show, but i have no memory of that. sean hannity put a picture of me on aire and accused me of copying him. he went so far as to create something called an absurdu chart. >> you are nothing but a thief, because your stegment is a ripoff of my on notice board, and for stealing my idea i'm putting you and your ridiculist on my absurdu chart. >> the very idea that i'm copying you is simply ridonkulus. which is the original name we came up with for the ridiculist. you have been copying me for years. i give you exhibit a. here you are on the cover of outside magazine, like you ever go outside. where could you come out with being on the cover of outside magazine? yeah, here i am one year ago, i'm on the cover of outside magazine. not since i woke up disoriented smelling of toner at kink cos have i been more embarrassed. exhibit b. here's your ben & jerry's ice cream flavor. very good, i'm told. wonder where you could have gotten that idea. could it have been from my ben & jerry's ice cream? came out years ago, dry white toast with vanilla pieces, swirl of gin and j