do not go drinking with aisha tyler in minneapolis.u'll have an opportunity to but if you should, just say no. >> single malt? >> she orders drinks i've never heard of. >> do you have -- i don't even know what she asked for. she knows every kind of weird fancy cocktail ever invented. thank you minneapolis! wow! what a show. what a show. chris, they say because i don't know because i'm -- >> drunk. >> stephanie: i'm told once again, best show ever. [ applause ] with aisha tyler off the hook. i would hurry and get tickets for boston because people were going crazy in minneapolis. it was crowd. what a fun show. dave in minneapolis. jean in minneapolis the official mental healthcare expert of "the stephanie miller show." thank you, minneapolis. >> what was the mental health expert's opinion of the show? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: that it wouldn't exist if we all were healthy. >> you all are mental, i must say. >> you're completely mental, i must say. >> stephanie: boy, oh boy. "the stephanie miller show." sexyliberal.com. there are audienc

do not go drinking with aisha tyler in minneapolis. >> she likes the scotch. >> stephanie: wow! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: and i met friends of yours and you can tell they're friends of yours because they have equally large man boobs much larger than mine. hello, we're friends of chris. >> one of them is an m & a fighter. >> do you know what that means? >> stephanie: no. >> mixed martial arts. >> it is like boxing with an extra kick. >> boxing with with no rules. >> stephanie: like the republican convention. >> exactly. >> stephanie: i screwed that up because i'm -- >> drunk. >> stephanie: speaking of which, guess -- i went hiking and drinking. jacki schechner. wild woman. wild woman in the current news center. does she have pants on? i can't see her. good morning jacki. >> i made back alive. good morning stephanie. good morning everyone. no, supporting gay marriage does not make you gay but the cover of "newsweek" today appoints president obama the new -- excuse me, the first gay president. the photo shows president obama with a rain

let's party with john fuglesang and aisha tyler and stephanie miller. ♪ ♪ sexy liberal ♪ >> stephanie a bunch of marge henderson type conversations. this saturday, ya, state theatre. >> kind of funny looking. >> is there a buffet in the area? is it reasonable? >> i betcha there are a lot of reasonable buffets. >> asian guy goes oh gee stephanie, you're such a super lady. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. 17 minutes after the hour. kids big commerce.com, do it get it. if you're not selling whatever you sell online, you're missing out. someone sent me this baseball cap. they didn't tell plea who it is. >> what does it say? >> all of my children have paws which is true. [magical sound] >> stephanie: i don't know who sent it so i can't plug it. but here's what you do. you go to ecommerce. it sets you up and gets your business online successfully. it helps you build your business online and make it successful in driving sales for your company. you get everything you need. you get web design they create payment options for customers. they guide your marketing efforts and theyage rise re

john -- >> aisha was doing simulating tegging while i was tea bagging. >> yeah.s are flying out the door in boston -- >> i'm going to tea bag myself this weekend in the parker play house. >> don't forget to stretch. >> hey, barry. >> hey, stephanie. how y'all doing? >> good. >> i notice you guys haven't talked about it but what is the deal with this whole george zimmerman everybody is defending him saying don't rush to judgment. there was a kid who was a burglary, i give you that -- but the video clearly shows when he realizes he is caught and the cops cuff him and then beat the crap out of him and people say well, he shouldn't have run. >> yeah exactly. the fact is george zimmerman should have stayed in his car. >> exactly right. >> instead of stocking him with a gun. >> right. >> and the damaging thing was -- i am here in florida, so i was listening to a lot of right-wing radio, no one is talking about the fact that the officers believed if zimmerman had stayed in his car this wouldn't have happened. and trayvon was involved in no illegal activity whatsoever. s

[ whacky comedy music ] >> aisha tyler, really funny lady too. >> the recently emmy nominated aisha tylerhe l.a. times joins us now. robin abcarian joining us now. hi, robin. >> how are you? >> i'm good. and we also used to do a little radio together. >> yes, we did back in the day. >> yes. we have been talking about this all morning like everybody has. you quote some people like saying this isn't going to hurt him. but we were saying, unfortunately it seems like part of a pattern with mitt romney. these policies to me are adult bullying, when you talk about writing discrimination into the constitution, et cetera. what do you think? >> it's really interesting. i have gotten a lot of feedback from readers on this and i think it really does fall along partisan lines. i heard from somebody who said you know what, if you were bullied when you were a kid this is going to mean a lot to you, this is going to really persuade you. so i think it's sort of what you bring to the issue and whether you are a democrat or republican. people really are trying to minimize it on the right, that it but 50-ye

. >> not sense i have had lefty activist aisha tyler on who threatened to kick michelle [ inaudible ]>> yeah. >> graham heard that a gay person was on your show and he decided -- his ears just perked up. >> by the way here it presumptively hit the right-wing world again. there is the tea bagging demonstration has already been viewed 758 times. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> that's me with aisha tyler. >> they are working in several republican states to outlaw that. >> if this were the age of lennie bruise i would already be in the huscow. and all right. the rain does not agree with dexter von frisch's hair do. [ screaming ] >> what does it do. >> we're enjoying spring but nobody wants to talk about climate change. so we have had rain which is remarkable. and it does not agree with his hair. >> you need mitt romney and his friends to hold him down and cut it. [ laughter ] >> oh! >> i couldn't help but laugh for an hour ron paul not actively campaigning for president anymore. [ whacky comedy music ] >> all right. let's dive into the right-wing world. allen stewart. >> four years after

and back with me is karen finny and kathleen hall jamison and aisha from the action campaign.nd see how the campaign is framing itself. >> and while there's still more to do, there's been real progress, because president obama never stopped believing in us and fighting for us. he took on the credit card companies, stopping unfair fees and hidden penalties, took on the wall street banks, too, fighting for tough new reforms to make sure that they never again wreck our economy. >> so, the president spends a lot of time in the -- or the president's campaign spends a lot of time in the video talking about his accomplishments and the things that he has done. is this the right frame? this is what i have done and keep moving forward? >> the frame in that is being misinterpreted and sans msnbc, and this is an ongoing theme for two months, everybody does the fair share in the america that he envisions and everybody has a fair shot and everybody plays by the same rules and that is the digestive slogan or statement of the campaign, and if they can sell all three of those things as their d

and boogity cheese with aisha tyler in minneapolis. out. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we're going to get more. i'm hoping for a steph-head one. get it? [buzzer] >> stephanie: i would like to take another opportunity to deny that i ever slept with any of the pizza brothers in lockport, new york. thank you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i don't know who started that rumor. dan in amherst. >> yeah. you had to think about it, whether you did or not. that was the dead give away. >> stephanie: okay. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it was right after john in amherst and part of the knowledge about the mortgage a roomful of black guys. >> stephanie: caused the mortgage crisis. [ applause ] >> stephanie: wowee. speaking of sexy liberal, ladies and gentlemen. he was live with us at the ft. lauderdale show. >> and now it's time for congressman alan grayson and your chance to "face the grayson." >> stephanie: good morning former and future. >> yes, lie was an understatement. >> stephanie: you were delightful as always! >> thank you. >> stephanie: so is this

steph, aisha, aisha aisha.a is busy. steph anybody who has seen you on tv will agree that you had to shoot, your health could be threatened by a teenager brandishing a pack of high fructose corn syrup. many nights when i get home i'll fire up a soda stream, sometimes with a side of turkish grandholm. many congratulations on your current show, after the first three shows, i have to put myself back on the audio only crunchy goodness, because i found myself moved by poor tiny jim. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> dixie an -- >> that's what i meant. >> i was trying to figure out how to say sperm-ian in german. this one from karen for billy in texas. steph may i respectively correct your right-wing love muffin from texas. we gays and lesbian do not have the same rights as you do. several things that you, billy take for granted. there i go wanting to be treated equally and stuff. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i hope not while delivering letters. >> is this 14th or 5th avenue? >> florn. >> there is a street a couple of

>> june 9th. >> i'll be there. >> with aisha tyler. >> and hal with the band?speech for mitt romney, which i hope he uses, because it begins i'm mitt romney bitches, and i am all you have left. >> he explains basically that he has more money than all of your gods, and he can do anything he wants, and take him or leave him. >> yeah, you said he says i told you this day was coming i have all the money in the world to by the whole party. i'm mitt romney bitches and i can buy your world. [ applause ] >> it must be the green feather, because that was brilliant. >> i can say anything i want and do anything i want because if i lose i have a house in malibu. >> yeah with car elevators. >> it's actually la jolla. >> aren't they the same thing? doesn't california only have one beach. >> pretty much. >> la jolla is the republican malibu. >> oh, okay. >> please charlie, the boo tends to be liberal. charlie do you think the santorum endorsement that is going to be the boost -- >> how many times did you figure it got caught in the spam filter at romney headquarters. and than

what a par it is going to be in indianapolis, with aisha and john fugelsang.ven though she is married to a man. >> don't let that get in the way. >> yeah, little impedements to true love -- >> impediments. >> sorry. >> roleland texted me and said i think it's rude of the president when you and i are both single. and i think that's true. now? [ applause ] >> now a warning? >> now a warning? >> that's what the republicans are saying. oh now he did it. >> sean hannity convened an entire panel last night saying that obama flip flopped on the issue. >> oh, god! >> now it's convenient just before the election. >> he had to nay say me this morning. and i know. that's why it took real courage. >> yeah. >> romney doesn't even believe in civil unions and he had to sign that pledge to bangay marriage. >> this has energized the conservative base like nothing else. >> you know what the most historic thing happened yesterday is i stopped being cheap. i got the real expensive tickets. >> you got the meet and grope. >> yeah, i better get a reach around. >> maybe you could gay

for columbus in august seattle in september, and boston tickets almost gone for the next show, with aisharee-way tea bagging demonstration. >> i have not seen it, nor has my probation officer. >> you will see what aisha is doing to you. >> i love her, but the one thing i dread about hal not being there, and i'm going to get put into the tee bagging demonstration. and we don't even let it steep. >> even in maryland. >> two of my favorite memories from sexy liberal philadelphia was first turning stephanie spectacular ass in my personal bongos. >> i remember. >> second of all, john meeting my teenage son and offering to be a witness of how bad of parents we were for bringing him. >> i remember meeting you. and saying you belonged on the cover of unfit parents for being there. >> last night, i said turn on 192. and he said oh my god, it's john fugelsang. john, it was great. every day, please steph give a shout out to wisconsin, because you are reminding me that i have to make my contribution today. we have got to do everything we can to support this. >> our little vagabond tribe of sexy liber

featuring, john fugelsang, aisha tyler, and momma herself, stephanie miller. >> you are darn tooting!> get your tickets on line at ticket master.com. or by calling ticketmaster. minneapolis, minnesota, join the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour at the state theater on may 12th and go for another brilliant helping of sexy liberal show. >> mitchell bachmann said he can't president obama, it's not going to happen. >> oh, boy. >> may there be an even more tepid endorsement of mitt romney today. okay. looky here it is another unsol listed testimonial. april says momma, i'm a steph head, not only do i listen to the show on line in chicago, yay, i listen again in the afternoon steph cast. i also have volume one of the sexy liberal comedy album. really? you are kidding. >> now have i to rush home feed my hour cats and watch a random hour of the "stephanie miller show" every day. >> it's not random. it's the least crappy hour. >> i have to see if i can get through this without crying. >> oh. >> i think we need love music for this. [ love music ] >> we really are a family. a little bit

. >> welcome julie chen, sara gilbert, sharon osbourne, aisha taylor and sheryl underwood.e never in this studio but on this show. >> exactly. it feels like home. that's what's weird, to see like my old family from "cbs this morning" and the "early show" days in a new space. >> we're delighted to have you guys. right before we went on, chris, our executive producer says, this is an historic moment because this is the first time all the table, all the chairs have been filled. >> yea! >> so, congratulations on the emmy. when you heard you were nominated, i'm thinking the big one is, best talk show. you thought what, sara? sara, this all started with you, missy. this is your brain child. >> i guess. it's really evolved into something and bigger than what i could have managed with this team, our production team and all that. i was stunned. i just wasn't -- i didn't know nominations were coming out. i wasn't waiting for it. i wasn't expecting it. i'm still -- >> did you really not know they were coming out? >> i swear i didn't know. >> really? >> trust me, she didn't know. >> re

. >> and aisha and john in boston at the wilber theater. tickets going fast for that one as well.rom rebecca taylor. rob reiner doing the show in the next segment. >> they are scrambling in the current tv control room for photos -- >> oh! >> yes just found -- >> oh geez. >> huh? >> britt in phoenix. >> trifle. >> hey, britt? >> hey, steph what has hand the last four years? >> what do you mean? >> the last time i spoke to you i was in ohio. >> uh-huh. >> and i was working for the change that you can believe in campaign. >> oh, wow. >> uh-huh. >> and -- and i actually got to meet the then presumptive candidate for the president of the united states. >> wow. >> and it worked. i guess -- i guess i was the bump -- >> yeah. >> that's right. >> you were the terrorist electorate bump. all right. the president yesterday. >> in the end the values they care most deeply about, and she cares most deeply about is how we treat other people, and we are both practicing christians, and obviously this position may be considered to put us at odds with the views of others but when we think about our f

i cannot wait to see you guys and aisha in june. [ screaming ] >> he should have known when i noddedh. >> that's awesome. hal will rejoin us in july, but, yeah, we're really excited, because not is she hi-larious and sexy but she is drink. >> we drink so much we are legally kenendys. >> from under a table in santa fe, going no mas! >> yes. >> john fugelsang, obviously the big michele bachmann endorsement, going to really turn things around. >> this is what victory looks like! >> wow, it makes your ears bleed. >> and that's what marriage looks like. i respect michele bachmann and anybody who thinks rwanda was on good times. >> yes. >> isn't it great watching all of these guys who hit mitt romney endorse him. >> oh, yes. >> when mitt really stepped in it on the anniversary of bin laden, he was completely backtracking as soon as they played the tapes of him saying he would have never gone after bin laden. and then he was at the fire station with giuliani. >> yeah. >> they are saying now it is really tight in ohio and florida. that's the media drumming up headlines. it's not just the fli

. >> aisha, let me ask you one final question. should we be crediting this to the president?i would say that the president coming forward has absolutely liberated a lot of people, whether they're black, white, or otherwise, who have been a bit on the fence about marriage equality, who are grappling with their -- they're trying to reconcile their faith and their political principles and values, and so i think the president has liberated people to be able to evolve and take a stand, and i think that, yeah, the naacp, probably a lot of their members are a part of that group who says, okay, the president has inspired me to step unand do the right thing. >> thank you, aisha. my father was a long-time civil rights activists. he would sign my birthday cards not love daddy, but the struggle continues, daddy. it tells me the struggle will continue but it's an exciting day and i'm glad you're here to share it. >>> up next, speaking of historic social movements, this is actually a myth. i don't want to give away the punch line but some of us in nerdland are shocked when we dug into the

nevertheless the mutilated face of aisha was on the cover of "time" magazine in august of 2010.and ears cut off by her husband and other taliban members. but since her rescue her fairy tale ending has remained elusive. cnn's jessica ravitz has the story. >> i think all the time why this thing happens to me, why they cut my ear and nose. if i had my nose, i could have my life now. >> reporter: this is 19-year-old aesha. it was her husband who cut off her nose and ears. >> born in a village in southern afghanistan, aesha was forced into marriage at a young age given as payback for a crime committed by someone else in her family. after years of abuse from her in-laws aesha ran away but was caught. she spent months in prison. her father-in-law retrieved her and with her taliban husband and others brutally cut off her nose and ears. she appeared on the cover of time and was brought to the u.s. for reconstructive surgery. but she was deemed too emotionally fragile to undergo the procedures. almost two years later she has settled with an afghan family who wants to give her the life she

aisha tyler, john fuglesang next.t and then seattle in september. >> that's right. [ applause ] halsparks.com for all other information. >> including the hump jack which is alive and thriving. at hal sparks. i just posted on twitter at hal sparks senator feinstein's twitter to send her a message about whether or not you think she should be backing bain capital over the president. >> stephanie: exactly. this sounds like a joke. drunk man -- brought his parrot into a bar. >> i don't know. >> stephanie: future husband i don't know. police charge an eastern iowa man with drunk driving after stopping him outside a you dubuque bar when he was beside a small zebra and a parrot. he dispute the arrest saying he was about to let a passenger begin driving. i don't know if it was the parrot or the zebra. he says the zebra parrot are pets and like riding in the truck and he goes to that bar because he sometimes lets them come inside. which leads to a lot of drunk people going -- >> did i see a zebra? >> stephanie: are you sitting

it's important for him to know that, that he was very much born and very much loved, and you know, by aishatheir passage to india was born of a desperate desire for a child that robin was unable to carry after a hysterectomy. >> basically, had written it off and decided we probably wouldn't have kids, and somebody mentioned surrogacy in india. i thought they were crazy. >> reporter: and that's how it seemed when they first set eyes on the infertility clinic, down a dusty side street in a small town. a world apart from their wyoming home. >> in the states we could have never made it work. >> reporter: surrogacy costs in the u.s. can start at around $70,000. but often exceed $100,000. in india, the average surrogacy costs around $25,000, or even less. putting parenthood in reach for working class americans. and in india the market has responded to the international demand with some 1,000 fertility clinics. and a booming surrogacy business now estimated to be worth $2 billion a year and growing. >> 60, 65 surrogates, for couples all over the world. >> reporter: this hospital where the surrogat

as aisha fled to.zing death of florida a&m university drum major robert champion. they vuft arrested into of the 13 people who will be charged. he died after being punched and kicked in an apparent hazing ritual. none of the suspects will be charged with murder. four and a half players will be suspended without pay for their roles in a new orleans saints bounty program which rewarded players for injuring opponents. they're all between three and eight games except for saints leanbacker jonathan vilma who will miss the entire 2012 season. he received the harshest penalty because he was captain of the defense when the bounty program was implemented. >>> and facebook's stock market debut, and that's according to "the wall street journal" that date may change and the amount facebook plans to raise from its initial public offering which they said would be $5 billion. facebook will set its final target shortly before going public. wolf? >> thanks very much for that, mary. let's go back to jack with "the caffe

next show aisha and john and hal and then hal back for the big one. >> in a world where everyone is goingest touring awards including best lead comedy performer, the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour is returning to los angeles. on saturday july 28th stephanie miller and her band of sexy liberal players will perform live at the pantages theatre in hollywood, california. tickets are available online at ticketmaster.com. at all ticketmaster retail outlets or by calling. a portion of the proceeds from the evening's events will be donated to the trevor project. >> be swift and get your tickets now. that's the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour. don't miss your chance to experience history in the making. >> stephanie: seattle at the end of september. already over 80% sold. seattle is crazy. better hurry. get your tickets. somebody asked me, this on the -- i'm too sexy to vote republican caps. speaking of which, hal, who said [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] if a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. who said that? >> leona hemsley. >> steph

it is me john and aisha on a rainbow flag. >> aisha is not tea bag. >> yeah it looks like he is surfing this thing -- >> hal is the expert tea bagger. >> we have had more practice. >> yeah. >> 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. obama at barnard college yesterday. >> it is simple math. today women are not just half of this country, you are half its work force. >> yeah. right? >> like he is going to say anything different to the chicks and barnard. [ laughter ] >> don't just get involved. fight for your seat at the table. better yet, fight for a seat at the head of the table. >> yeah don't get away of my frenzy -- ♪ because i'm so in love with him ♪ >> uh-huh. >> where you'll be able to earn equal pay for equal work balance the demands of your job and familyy -- >> or in my case balancing the demands of my work against . . . nothing. >> yeah your dogs. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> yeah. hi arnold. >> it takes some getting used to you on this current show. you and that jacki schechner good eye candy. make an old man breathe hard. remember why i got my nitroglyceri

boog et boog et cheese in honor of aisha tyler. we have boston in june. l.a. in july.hio, in august. let's see here. who's this? oh, kathy writes steph my friend beth and i have tickets for your seattle show. it is my birthday. we belong to two groups responsible for the downfall of our society. we're both nurses and work in the public schools. we have to sit in the balcony and singing happy birthday. the official naughty nurses of "the stephanie miller show." we'll see you there. >> after sold-out performances in 2011, the emerald city is about to experience a new dose of hilarity in 2012! >> welcome back, seattle. the stephanie miller sexy liberal tour returns to seattle. >> some congratulatory hoopla. >> september 29, 2012. seattle well with comes the return of -- seattle well comes the return of stephanie miller. this time, the paramount theatre which has hosted live performances by ella fitzgerald and the marx brothers. welcome, stephanie miller. >> i want you to meet a special lady. >> it is about time. tickets are available by calling 1-877-784-4849 saturday, se