sexy liberal aisha tyler, voice deity jim ward. lking about aisha way up here fancy hotel, obama surrogate. can i tell you that jim ward actually helped me apply my false eyelashes, that's the extent of our staff. and do somebody do a bang trim during the break. >> it is humid here. the backs of my knees are sweating. >> stephanie: literally there are people fleeing from north carolina to another state because we are not the only ones in a crack hotel. >> where is eisenberg when you need them. >> stephanie: all of the glamor of the dnc. and you again were picked up at the airport by a fancy handler, i was picked up by the guy who owns this show and is trying to kill me for the life insurance money. i was like i could have taken a cab. and he is like oh know. >> the lobster was fabulous. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: we were just talking about how the dnc had -- it was like a little skit, a brown, face and a hispanic face and no policies that actually help any of those people. and i was laughing, and a guy said here i would like to talk

four names come to find aisha tyler, john fugelsang, hal sparks, and stephanie miller.al comedy tour will perform live on stage at the world famous beacon theater. it is progressive, it's sexy kind ofs like fdr in a thong -- okay. it is nothing like that. that would be very very ugly. that's the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour live at the beacon theater. sexyliberal.com. >> stephanie: yay! he is so silly. he needs to get some substance in his show he is so flushy. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: thank you everybody. bob writes steph my wife and i have tickets for new york we live in virginia. this just in from sexy liberal tour director rowland -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: right now you can call the hotel beacon to get rooms at a special rate. mention the sexy liberal comedy tour when making reservations. >> stephanie: i put that information up on your facebook page. so people can get the number right there. >> stephanie: you are a good boy! >> i do my best. >> stephanie: and also the sexy liberal documentary, they are re-airing it a lot

aisha tyler is in it. some of the fans are in it.nd it will give you a tiny idea of what it is like to be in the % audience. if you go there you will actually be scraping stephanie dna off of you. and let's go to your calls right now. i want to get a muslim's perspective of what is going on but first januarys that is calling from wisconsin. >> caller: good morning, last night my sixth grade son told me he is runs for president of his school. and my husband and i were like that is so cool. and we were like what are your issues? what do you care about? and he goes i just want to be president. and his husband said it's just on his bucket list. >> john: that's awesome. >> caller: have a great day. >> john: good luck to your son, janice. >> romney's bucket list involves a lot of people kicking the bucket. [ laughter ] >> john: yeah, oh boy -- it's just -- i want to say nice things, i want to like him. he makes it hard. laura from pennsylvania good morning. laura? >> caller: yes, with hi. good morning to everyone. >> john: good morning. >>

first for new york for the sexy liberal show at the beacon october 27th and aisha tyler and i exchangedre coming. she wrote back triple squeeze. >> that's the sound you make when someone opens a window on an airplane. squee. >> like scanners. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: wow i bet mitt romney's head exploded when he saw the new polls. eww. >> those are wrong. >> stephanie: in science and atmospheric conditions. >> stop it. just stop it. >> stephanie: obama opens up substantial leads in key swing states. he has opened up significantly over mitt romney in pennsylvania, ohio and florida according to a cbs news "new york times" poll. oh dear! let's see. a 10-point lead in ohio. is that the one that's wrong? oh dear. [ wah wah ] >> kelby at current said -- kelby, shelby, whatever. >> stephanie: i love you in steel magnolias. >> the best random facebook quote of the day. every time mitt opens his mouth a swing state gets its wings. >> stephanie: oh, wait a minute. who's that that just slipped in. >> stephy. >> stephanie: what's all of the heavy breathing i hear? ♪ the humpty dance ♪ ♪ do the h

. >> stephanie: as a woman, it was not fun to be sandwiched between her and aisha tyler i'll tell youu bff. we'll be checking in with you again tomorrow. i'll be texting you all night as well. >> it is my pleasure. have a great time. take care of her, chris and james and david. >> miss you! why are you being so distant? you're in l.a. >> before we go to break let me just tell you what you missed that i saw in my pajamas i've been predicting, we're in one of eight swing states in the country in north carolina. so the real -- we see them here. yesterday the family values people, gary bauer, remember the guy? >> gary bauer. >> the guy who followed the pancakes. his pack is on the air with a new commercial in the wing states in north carolina, virginia and it says it's a wife talking to a husband saying i'm really concerned. you see here in the paper? it says here that obama is forcing gay marriage. that's not the change i voted for. >> stephanie: oh dear god! >> what can we do? well honey -- >> stephanie: what do we do with the homos? >> they're out there saying that's not the change i v

the 27th of october with aisha tyler and stephanie miller. some really cool special guests i'll tell you about. that will be at the beacon and then where can people follow you? >> hal: at hal sparks at twitter and of course, halsparks.com. and my saturday show is on every -- you know, 11:00 to 1:00 central time in chicago. you can watch the stream on halsparks.com and we're going nationwide very soon. >> john: congratulations! >> hal: thanks. i'll have more information as we go forward but it looks like we're about a month away from that launch. >> john: if you're starved for smart talk on a saturday -- >> hal: it is a good time. >> john: governor granholm is joining us next hour. her show is moving to 10:00 p.m. >> hal: i think she's beyond awesome. >> john: we'll be right back on "the stephanie miller show." i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> john: this is "the stephanie miller show." talking liberally on current tv. i'