aisha tyler say she and her husband do it almost every day at lunchtime.oes it end? tomorrow? we don't know, because we won't early vote, because we don't cheat. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: what? early voting is cheating now. because early voters are voting more for obama. >> and they don't count the votes until election day. >> stephanie: oh, you are just saying that. >> they are saying all of this to pad themselves for a big-time romney loss. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> that's all they are saying all of this for. >> stephanie: and i'm telling you it is going to be a landslide for romney. >> yeah. >> stephanie: sean hannity. >> i have no doubt what tomorrow's job numbers should be, no doubt they'll cook the books. who knows what you will get. they may drop it to 5% just to make you feel good. and then the next one, oops back up to 10%. >> stephanie: wow, and we added what, jacki 171,000 jobs. >> and unemployment ticked up very, very slightly. >> that's because more people were looking for work. >> stephanie: all right. okay. i'm a little winded from right-wing

. >> aisha tyler joining us in just a few minutes to remind us why the president feels like cookies andnco obama. >> stephanie: will this election never end. ah! [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: and we have actress kate walsh coming up from "gray's anatomy." >> and "private practice." >> stephanie: once again we have the hottest surrogates. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: as jacki reported -- don't have the numbers in front of me. >> 1 # 1,000. >> stephanie: oh, dream girl. oh lord -- >> i'm going to kind drive her. >> stephanie: excellent. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the obama campaign reminds us stop looking at cats online and go vote. >> have you seen the watermelon kitty, no kitty, don't eat the rind. he is just seating a watermelon. [ laughter ] >> maybe the cat needed some fiber. >> stephanie: yes. go vote for god's sake. some helpful hints. >> okay. oh there's a twitter feed of mitt's storm feeds that is very funny. >> stephanie: if your home is in the path of sandy, evacuate to your second or third home immediately. make sure you move your cars to the top of the garage.

shocking to you. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: that's aisha tyler and she is always right as well. i would up yesterday and all of a sudden my 24-hour osama bin laden station was gone. wtf? this is why they lost. we will see if you can win an election based almost entirely on lies. >> computer says naaaa. ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ >> stephanie: would you like the actual -- they aren't fun facts -- [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: christopher moody. this is why they lost. much of the news media is missing a major scandal. based on reports he has seen and heard on fox news, moody is positive that officials watched a live video feed from an overhead drone attack as the attract unfolded. he knew how to rescue the besieged americans, but refused to react. a gun ship could have mowed down the people with its fiercesome rotating cannons. the bottom shrine obama had the ability to save those four people and he didn't do that. okay. christopher -- none of that is true. senior intelligence officials released a time line, a week or so ago. first of all they don't normally do that, jim, becau

" sexy liberal comedy tour makes it's it's 2013 2013 debut featuring hal sparks, john fugelsang aisha tyler> wow wow. >> stephanie: how about that. >> we're all sharing the same hotel room. >> stephanie: that's what we're talking about. woka woka, we need to brush up on that tea bagging demonstration. three way by racial tea bagging demonstration. >> you need to get president obama as your special guest and he can tea bag you. >> i'm sure that will happen. >> i'm just saying. if you're reaching for the sky. >> aeisha is the official obama surrogate. she got close enough to him for himtosay he was a cookie and freedom. there were loose pants and i couldn't see what was happening. >> a year and a half of me trying to do something on stage while hal tea bags you every night. and aisha whipped me, i'm not sure what she was doing but we both survived. it was a wholesome moment. it's an wholesome moment through the whole show. >> i'll be happy to bunk with aisha. >> stephanie: you would do anything for your country. >> you're like the baby jesus if he was a lecherous guy. >> stephanie: john fugel

aisha tyler said the president smells like cookies and cream. >> speaking of that, the sexy liberal documentaryow is it? >> it's quite lovely. >> stephanie: thank you. >> and i had no idea that jim and i were in the closing credits. we got special thanks, jim. >> stephanie: i didn't authorize that. i probably was drunk though. >> probably. >> stephanie: have i mentioned mitt romney has a campaign based entirely on lies including the latest chrysler ad that chrysler had to say he's full of [ bleep ] since when has a major car company had to say this guy is full of [ bleep ] just saying this guy will lie to you. ♪ >> oh, that '70s -- >> '60s. ♪ you see this guy ♪ ♪ this guy will lie to you ♪ ♪ yes i'm a liar ♪ ♪ who wants red states to not turn blue ♪ ♪ tell me now what you fear i'll tell you what you want to hear ♪ ♪ my plans ♪ ♪ are shaky ♪ they can't spot a fakey ♪ ♪ i've talked some talk ♪ ♪ the fact checkers call false ♪ ♪ yes i'm a liar ♪ ♪ you must admit that i've got balls ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪ ♪ it's so close my campaign has been a big joke ♪ ♪ the race has tightened because races have all b