decades ago from one of the greatest pioneers, if you'd like, of computer artificial intelligence, alan cheering, and no one really believes this is saving the artificial intelligence. far from it. it's seen more as a p.r. exercise that has achieved a very important thing. we are having a discussion about artificial intelligence, which is a serious business here between you and sebastian. i think that's very good news indeed. >> we're talking about -- >> go ahead. >> as george mentioned, havi having -- that's one very small act of intelligence, if you can even call it intelligence. it's just -- you know, we used to have very lofty ideas of intelligence as george says, but now the folks see very, very specific parts and just tricking a few people that you're talking to a boy instead of a computer is a very, very small challenge. it doesn't actually help you have rational thoughts. it doesn't help you drive a car. it doesn't help you do these useful things. it's also worth noting that in this case the judges knew they were talking to a computer, and they knew they were judging a xur. computer. so

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