especially alan keyes.g reesm he was like what the [bleep] do i have to do to get elected. he's smoking crack over there. then he went on to have -- but if voters don't have a problem with you smoking crack, you basically have full immunity. that's why when i started this job, i showed up two weeks late, now nobody cares that i walk around the office in a night gown. they admire the handi work. i am roy wood, jr. this has been c-p time. and remember, before the culture, check out my incity page purchase your civil rights night gown, see you next time. (applause). >> trevor: roy wood, jr., everyone, we'll be right back. [ice rustling] missy elliot: ♪get ur freak on ♪ morgan freeman: new mountain dew ice. a clear, refreshing lemon-lime dew. [thinking] mexican spices? ♪ [thinking] nacho cheese sauce? they don't want these coming out. who's they? the burger people. they! they! nacho fries, now serving at a taco bell near you. [bong!] (elevator speaker) going down. not again. alexa, play my "broken elevator" pla