alan partridge. what's going on? >> you're sounding like. let ralph have a go. what is it, ralph? doesn't look 70. but ralph? he doesn't look 70. but ralph at the back is 70. he's done a shift. are you a malingerer? >> no, no, a lot of people might say different, but i worked at a company for 50 years and three months. retired two and company for