albert tsai and ken jeong, everybody. ken, you're good too. we'll be right back with music from banks! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by ciroc. let's get it. dunkin's sweet black pepper bacon sandwich is back with twice the crispy, caramelized peppered bacon. experience a breakfast sandwich made for bacon lovers. ?? this fall at dunkin' donuts, get lost in pumpkin from 12:00 to 6:00 p.m. sip in the season today. america runs on dunkin'. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by ciroc. let's get it. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong, albert tsai and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first this is her album, it's called "the altar." wreck," banks! ? ? hey i heard it from the state they told me you were never gonna ? ? let me get away and if you took me fishing you would never give me bait ? ? i had to get away i had to get away for thinking with your one brain i should decapitate ? ? you showed me all your letters that i should've confiscate

tonight on abc, ken jeong and albert tsai are here. then, a california native, this is her latest album "the altar," banks from the ciroc stage. next week, we are not moving to canada, we will be here with dwayne johnson, casey affleck, billy crystal, billy eichner, lucas hedges, music from dawes, jeezy featuring french montana and two nights with garth brooks. please join us for all that. it's hard to remember, but before our first guest came history weren't that cool. he's the emmy, tony and grammy-winning author of the hit broadway play "hamilton," now he's writing songs for the rock as co-writer and performer in the animated feature "moana." ? we read the wind and the sky when the sun is high ? ? we sail the length of the seas on the ocean breeze ? ? at night we name every star we theaters november 23rd. please welcome lin-manuel miranda! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nic wife and i backstage to say hello after

albert tsai and ken jeong, everybody. ken, you're good too. we'll be right back with music from banks! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by ciroc. let's get it. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong, albert tsai and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first this is her album, it's called "the altar." here with the song "train wreck," banks! ? ? hey i heard it from the state they told me you were never gonna ? ? let me get away and if you took me fishing you would never give me bait ? ? i had to get away i had to get away hey hey ? ? you try to compensate your one brain i should decapitate ? ? you showed me all your letters that i should've confiscated but both my eyes ? ? were weighted i had to get away talking to ears that have been dead for as long ? ? as i can remember a self-medicated handicap so i speak to myself and i try so hard ? ? to get his stupid deaf ears to hear that i become illiterate i become d

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ken jeong, albert tsai, and music from banks is on the way, albert tsai! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how's it going? you're dressed almost alike. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was that intentional? >> no, just a coincidence. >> jimmy: just a coincidence. it's good to have you here. how did you become tv father and son? did you meet in the audition process? >> actually, ken and i had done an episode of "hot in cleveland." it was their season 5 life >> think then 9 or 10. >> jimmy: did you say, i'd like you to be my daddy one day on television? >> when i first met ken, i thought he was really nice. >> jimmy: you thought? >> you thought i was really nice? i'm nicer now? >> jimmy: is he nicer now? or was he nicer then? >> we've gotten closer. >> jimmy: you've gotten closer. very diplomatic. >> good non-answer. >> jimmy: have you seen ken in "the hangover"? >> no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> from what i've heard, luckily no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i disagree. how long have you been acting? >> i've been acting for three years. >> jimmy: so since you were a kid. >> ye

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ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans day. [ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. so thank you very much. speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today? there was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of people's profiles to indicate they were deceased. even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. this was real. "remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people who love mark will find comfort in the things others shared and remembered to celebrate his life." police arrested the wigglevoss twins immediately. is that really what you do when we die? are we suppos

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in

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ken," ken jeong an albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong, albert tsai and apologize to matt damon "nightline" is next but first this is her album, it's called "the altar." here with the song "train wreck," banks! ♪ ♪ hey i heard it from the state they told me you were never gonna ♪ ♪ let me get away and if you took me fishing you would never give me bait ♪ ♪ i had to get away i had to get away hey hey ♪ ♪ you try to compensate for thinking with your one brain i should decapitate ♪ ♪ you showed me all your letters that i should've confiscated but both my eyes ♪ ♪ were weighted i had to get away talking to ears that have been dead for as long ♪ ♪ as i can remember a self-medicated handicap so i speak to myself and i try so hard ♪ ♪ to get his stupid deaf ears to hear that i become illiterate i become dumb ♪ ♪ yeah yeah when i come through you were dark blue ♪ ♪ and i saved you from your darker days born to take care of you or i thought so ♪ ♪ maybe it was just a phase hey i heard it from the state they told me you were ♪ ♪ never gonna let me get away and if you took me fishing you w

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel!ers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything.

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

and we have a new show on friday with lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong and 12-year-old albert tsai, and we will hear music from banks. our first guest tonight has two impression of robert de niro of anyone. his new movie "the comedian" opens in select theaters december 2nd. please welcome robert de niro! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how are you? >> okay. >> jimmy: i have to say i'm so scared of you. it's almost ridiculous. i spent the whole day thinking about just how this conversation could go south. and i'll be just talking, you'll be sitting there staring at me. [ laughter ] how are you feeling today? >> huh? i'm not feeling good. >> jimmy: you're not. >> no. >> jimmy: that also worried me, yeah. are you still going to punch donald trump in the face? you could now get arrested for i have to respect that position. though we all know what he -- anyway. you know, i just have to see what he's going to do and how he's really going to follow through on certain things. and as we even see now in a lot of cities, a lot of people are getting very upset and protesting. >> jimmy: but what

and we have a new show on friday with lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong and 12-year-old albert tsai, and we will hear music from banks. our first guest tonight has two center honoree and does the best impression of robert de niro of anyone. his new movie "the comedian" opens in select theaters december 2nd. please welcome robert de niro! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how are you? >> okay. >> jimmy: i have to say i'm so scared of you. it's almost ridiculous. i spent the whole day thinking about just how this conversation could go south. and i'll be just talking, you'll be sitting there staring at me. [ laughter ] how are you feeling today? >> huh? i'm not feeling good. >> jimmy: you're not. >> no. >> jimmy: that also worried me, yeah. are you still going to punch donald trump in the face? >> i can't do that now. i have to respect that position. though we all know what he -- anyway. you know, i just have to see what he's going to do and how he's really going to follow through on certain things. and as we even see now in a lot of cities, a lot of people are getting very upset and prot

and we have a new show on friday with lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong and 12-year-old albert tsai, and we will hear that. >> i can't do that now. i have to respect that position. though we all know what he -- anyway. you know, i just have to see what he's going to do and how he's really going to follow through on certain things. and as we even see now in a lot of cities, a lot of people are getting very upset and protesting. >> jimmy: but what's the point of that, really? >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: the president obama said today, we do have to -- i'm sure president obama's speaking from his own personal experience when he didn't get a whole lot of support. >> sure. >> jimmy: he's saying, we're all on the same team. >> right. >> jimmy: and occasionally teammates do punch each other in the face. [ laughter ] >> i know. maybe he will. >> jimmy: how many restaurants do you have? >> i have a few around the >> jimmy: is donald trump allowed to eat in those restaurants? >> that's a good question. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think you could ban him. are you a workaholic?