a alec baldwin as she calls him. >> are you sure it's an accidental fall on to alec baldwin? >> she is twisted. it's available. >> that would be really weird with him as my father-in-law. how with wo that work? i don't know. >> he would be your stepfather. they were like take off their shoes and walking to the hallways in their spanx. like they unzipped into the lobby. >> you tweeted a picture. is that you? >> there it is. when did it come tos, spanx with our son. when did it come to this. >> jimmy: are spanx underwear too? >> yes, they have them in the pocket. they're extremely uncomfortable. >> yes, they were. let's be honest. >> jimmy: did they have a good time? >> they had a great time. seeing the celebrities get the names wrong. >> that's what happens to parents when they suddenly lose the ability? >> do you live in the same newspaper as we do? >> i saw david duchovny is a little out of the lead and cher. >> sher? >> cher, it's from your generation, not mine. >> that is so good. oh, my god. >> jimmy: the winner

alec baldwin. >> bob: she has a thing for clooney. >> kimberly: e-mail baldwin and say where is the outragewitter rant? where is the outrage about the fact we can step all over the first amendment in this country? >> bob: kim and andrea both whose shoes are more than my retirement fund. >> kimberly: how is that relevant? >> bob: because he handcuffed? i think he was. >> eric: not when they led him out. now he is hand cuffed. >> bob: if you pick up somebody for questioning don't you have to read rights? >> kimberly: i will tell you from gutfeld says from the legal course you can take someone in and have the officers if you say it's for their safety or protection or the guy had death threats against him. the sheriff department will be sued if anything happens to him while doing a bizarre perp walk which is filmed to further appease the jihadist. >> bob: do you think the lapd let the press know it will happen? >> kimberly: that's how this works, bob. >> greg: who is president obama going arrest for the 8.1% unemployment? arrest somebody for that? when kathryn bigelow movie comes out it's the v

>> the classic line from a movie where alec baldwin says "a, b, c, be always closing." we have to do something as a result of the message. what do you want them to do? set up the next appointment time? set up an introduction? what do you want to have happen? when you ask somebody to do something as a result of the message the higher probability you will get the outcome you are looking for. >> thank you. elevator pitch is one of the most important things for people to get good at. >> thank you for having me. >>> when we come back, a tip from the new book on why you should never say no. and our panel talks about where you start when you want to end your business. we travel back to connecticut as we make sure potential customers have no reservations about staying at erica's bed & breakfast. on every one of our cards there's a date. a reminder... that before this date, we have to exceed expectations. we have to find new ways to help make life easier, more convenient and more rewarding. it's the reason why we don't have costumers. we have members. american express. welcome i

. >> there could be splashes of color, actors show up in a lot of spots and there is alec baldwin with a two-minute commercial. this is five minutes long this is about a family searching for their father's old chevy. >> never once talking about new brands or show cars. it's all about chef yes runs deep. >> there is sometimes pure vix. >> there is where you can catch the show and he awards recognizing marketing across media boundaries tonight at the barrel house, so... here's to create activity, guys, huh? >> good stuff. >> a lot of fun. >> free range parenting. a mom encouraging parents to leave their kids alone on the playground and the price to teach them how. >> tonight there are heightened alerts at u.s. embassies throughout the middle east. our team covering what happened with the death of the u.s. ambassador in liba. is al qaeda striking again? also, tonight the strange movie inflaming muslims in the middle east tonight. we go in search of the film maker in hiding. to find out who he is and tell Ê32jíezo1v.s9ad@a.j&íju2 >>> you've heard of helicopter parenting moms and dads who h

-made film raises some question like where is alec baldwin? why is he so quiet?om of expression the cocktail chatter of the hollywood heartthrob? the only way to get hollywood to defend it is to show that they are kidnapping orphans for food. if you think art makes people kill, shouldn't you have art control? how about a five-day waiting period for tasteful etchings? this isn't about the acts of terror but a response for them. blaming the video for unrest is to blame the fort hood massacre on the workplace violence. moral cowardes s. refusal to reject the enemies. repeat after me. it's them, not us. which runs counter to teacher lounge logic that stains the white house. if it's our fault, why aren't the muslims riots in the u.s.? maybe because they don't orchestrate it. only the media thinks the response is carrier than the appeasement. this is not war for islam heart and mind but for the lungs and kidneys. we cannot forfeit our western principles to appease haters. the media, champions of free expression doing that. they track the filmmaker down and justify the

alec baldwin.ext nominee is -- >> the one next to him -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, you don't need to describe yourself. >> what happened? >> jimmy: we're just showing him. all right. all right. who is this lady? >> the lady, with the italian, hair like this. and the guy that's bold on the front. you know him? >> jimmy: it's not a him it's a her. let's focus on her. >> she did funny show -- >> jimmy: mike. is it chelsea handler? >> i have to pass. >> jimmy: it is -- tell us who this is. >> the lady -- i don't know her name. she's the one, that is with the comedian -- >> it's julie louis-dreufus is the name we're look for and she looks excited to be with you. our next nominee is this gentlemen. >> this guy, he's the one make no country for old men. . what? >> yeah, he make the movie "no country for old men." he's the one -- he's like military and give the letter for the military -- i don't -- >> he used to be on a tv show. do you remember that? >> a long time. yeah. i don't know the name. >> jimmy: tell

. >> greg: two things he mentioned, the quit rate is a real bright spot for jerks like alec baldwin andssistants will ever leave because they can't find another job so you can still treat the people like crap knowing they will never leave. then he said, there is this thing call lum about the older people. older people aren't leaving their jobs, which again is high point. where i go if go to costco they call me "young fella." it's nice! >> dana: like in florida. >> greg: "how are you young fella?" older people working and they're nicer than younger people. they do their jobs. i like older people working. >> eric: there is a down side to that. old people are staying in the jobs, clem for the first time ever, there is what is called a lost generation right now. people are graduating, the young guys are graduating from college. 1.3 million graduated and couldn't find jobs. unemployment for a while and drop off the workforce. those are grads. 1.9 million people who have some college education dropped out of the workforce. we have a lost generation not paying taxes. it's a student time bomb r

stimulates unemployment and alec baldwin.ther auto bail-out, huge success according to people who rides bikes to work. healthcare bill that nobody understands. tax the rich, which will not reduce the crushing deficit. crush a state for trying to enforce regulation that the federal government won't enforce. undermine effort to block drilling at home. use the class warfare. ask valley jarret for permission to smoke. wow! none of that is funny at all. maybe letterman can spin failure to the comedy gold. considering what obama has done if doing letterman keeps him busy, good for america. get network to turn all the programming over to obama. wait, they already have. so eric, tonight, letterman. is he going to hol president obama feet to the fire? >> eric: is this a -- >> greg: this is a pattern. you big jerk. >> eric: i wasn't sure. >> greg: should i have a flag pin on here? >> eric: no. it goes above your heart. so yesterday we found out that manufacturing is in the dumpster. today home building gets contracting. we know that th

. >> i'm going to reference alec baldwin, he did the ridiculous thing at the airport in the stewardess, he turned it around. >> they call them flight attendants now. >> someone got too much estrogen. >> makes him human, the fact he can make fun of it. this the road map to how to come back electric something. reference it and say oops and have fun with it. >> comes back at a charity event. the little boy said he was going to bring it up and said i'm glad you've got your clothes on, prince harry, he offsided them. >> there's no way for these young men to act like young men and be rabble-rousers. they have a double life. >> you're the best of both worlds you're the prince and don't have to worry about being king. get your party on. don't worry about it. >> this is a bawdy bunch of women today. >> what you asked for. >> harvard cheat sheet, a cheating scandal at harvard, "time" magazine talking about it as well. the pressure so many students are under to perform at a high level. many resorting to cheating on tests. as many as 200 kids at harvard under investigation. >> this was a take home

well, replacements could include alec baldwin, harrison ford, or ben affleck.ed jack ryan in the tom clancy movies. and according to bob woodward, the president gets paul and jack confused anyway. and finally, a tough one. joe biden. how about meryl streep? honestly, she can play anyone. plus, she swears like a sailor. not just a big deal if you're playing joe biden, but. >> this is a [ bleep ]. >> reporter: the problem with politics, though, is no matter how good meryl or alec or ben might be, there is no real way to replace

as such a little codependent >> my mother and i think i'm the shorter version of him >> alec baldwiner: do you ever get sick of each other? >> we adore each other. it's just heaven. he still makes me laugh after all these years >> oh, shucks. oh, my gosh. >> we solemnly swear to be best friends forever >> reporter: but partners is personal because this tv script is largely about themselves >> for our entire lives even after we die and even if we come back as a tiger and a flamingo. >> partners is specifically about a gay guy and a straight guy who are best friends. that's kind of our life. >> the big reveal at the end is is which is which. >> that's exactly right. like now go ahead. tell us who is it? you can also say who is prettier? >> it's fine. we want to know >> i just love playing celebrity. i love it. i love it so much >> reporter: michael plays louis, the self obsessed gay while david plays joe the finicky straight >> my financee is moving in. we're pruning >> what do you have to say we're pruning. why can't you say we're throwing crap out. >> does everything have to be a gay

if you're the obama campaign, what jim messina should do, he should play the video of alec baldwin andlenn ross saying always be closing. the one thing you cannot understand, a poll's a poll. folks have not cast any ballots, so the obama campaign should stay aggressive. stay absolutely aggressive because if you just sit back a little bit, you could cause this race to narrow. that's the last thing they want. >> thanks very much to both of you. and later in our hour, our guest, a man who once said mormonism is a cult said this race is not over and he's got one thing he says mitt romney to do to turn the race around. and mahmoud ahminedjad addressed some of the u.n. general assembly today. was he trying to invoke john lennon? ing other than work? get two times the points on travel, work? with chase sapphire preferred. since ameriprise financial was founded back in 1894, they've been committed to putting clients first. helping generations through tough times. good times. never taking a bailout. there when you need them. helping millions of americans over the centuries. the strength of a gl

if you're the obama campaign, what jim messina should do, he should play the video of alec baldwin andnn ross saying always be closing. the one thing you cannot understand, a poll's a poll. folks have not cast any ballots, so the obama campaign should stay aggressive. stay absolutely aggressive because if you just sit back a little bit, you could cause this race to narrow. that's the last thing they want. >> thanks very much to both of you. and later in our hour, our guest, a man who once said mormonism is a cult said this race is not over and he's got one thing he says mitt romney to do to turn the race around. and mahmoud ahminedjad addressed some of the u.n. general assembly today. was he trying to invoke john lennon? full-size pickups on the road. so, what do you think? [ engine revs ] i'll take it. [ male announcer ] it's chevy truck month. now during chevy truck month, get 0% apr financing for 60 months or trade up to get the 2012 chevy silverado all-star edition with a total value of $8,000. hurry in before they're all gone! how did i get here? dumb luck? or good decisions? ones

if you're the obama campaign, what jim messina should do, he should play the video of alec baldwin andlenn ross saying always be closing. the one thing you cannot understand, a poll's a poll. folks have not cast any ballots, so the obama campaign should stay aggressive. stay absolutely aggressive because if you just sit back a little bit, you could cause this race to narrow. that's the last thing they want. >> thanks very much to both of you. and later in our hour, our guest, a man who once said mormonism is a cult said this race is not over and he's got one thing he says mitt romney to do to turn the race around. and mahmoud ahminedjad addressed some of the u.n. general assembly today. was he trying to invoke john lennon? ♪ ♪ ♪ that should do it. enjoy your new shower. [ door opens, closes ] like in a special ops mission? you'd spot movement, gather intelligence with minimal collateral damage. but rather than neutralizing enemies in their sleep, you'd be targeting stocks to trade. well, that's what trade architect's heat maps do. they make you a trading assassin. trade architect. td a

solving rubics cubes, i spoke with a guy making up to $2,000 a month doing alec baldwin impersonations calls up and wishes your friend happy birthday, similar sites to fiver include gigbugs.com and gigme, and givemefive. >> pretty impressive. a lot of people recycle soda cans, a few bucks here and there. you have a few ideas on recycling to put more money. >> the big money is with appliances or old cars or steel shelving. >> okay. >> you can get up to $2 a pound, depending on the type of scrap we're talking about. go to a site called recycleinme.com to find quotes, you know, for what your different scrap could earn. i think copper is probably the most lucrative, and also yardquest.com for a local recycling center in your area. >> pretty cool. and people are making cash by renting their own cars. is that even safe? >> it is safe. >> there are a number of legitimate websites we found called relayrides.com. insurance is included. about $1 million. how it works you've got a car, only drive our cars about two hours a day and costs $700 a month on average to keep that car running are, so a l

as such a little codependent >> my mother and i think i'm the shorter version of him >> alec baldwiner: do you ever get sick of each other? >> we adore each other. it's just heaven. he still makes me laugh after all these years >> oh, shucks. oh, my gosh. >> we solemnly swear to be best friends forever >> reporter: but partners is personal because this tv script is largely about themselves >> for our entire lives even after we die and even if we come back as a tiger and a flamingo. >> partners is specifically about a gay guy and a straight guy who are best friends. that's kind of our life. >> the big reveal at the end is is which is which. >> that's exactly right. like now go ahead. tell us who is it? you can also say who is prettier? >> it's fine. we want to know >> i just love playing celebrity. i love it. i love it so much >> reporter: michael plays louis, the self obsessed gay while david plays joe the finicky straight >> my financee is moving in. we're pruning >> what do you have to say we're pruning. why can't you say we're throwing crap out. >> does everything have to be a gay

>> look at this, alec baldwin got handful of ice when he said hi to connie briton, star the nashvillehan rain i think. >> tom hanks cooled off with a couple cold ones. >> i had so many beers in the car coming down i'm not sure what the temperature is like right now. >> how are you handling the heat? >> jimmy fallon jokes the heat was part of his new weight loss plan. >> it's so hot here but it's a good thing because i'm losing weight. by the time they cut to me i'll look so skinny. >> one young producer passed out right next to me on the red carpet. >> get a medic right now. >> are you feeling okay? >> i'm okay, i'm going survive. >> police came right over and she was taken away on a gurney. jim moret is here with me. >> i caught up with ginnifer goodwin, she and jimmy fallon were trading tips on how to stay cool. >> there's nothing about me that's cool right now. all i want is an ice bath. >> ashley judd carried an umbrella. heidi klum showed a lot of leg in a plunging dress, she came solo. >> it's been a crazy year on a personal front. how are you holding up, your kids and estranged

it stars tina fey and alec baldwin. >> thank you, sam. >> lara did not get the point. george does.i knew it. it's my favorite show. >> we have to split it. >> let's go over the way -- let's go over the way the game plays. you have to ding it. and then, you have to respond. so, i can't give you a point, either one of you. >> i can't. i would like to. >> why can't lara get the point? >> i think. >> everyone -- you guys vote. who gets the point? >> she can have the point. >> lara can have the point. elizabeth, that's nice. >> i know. >> and now, number five. elizabeth quick with the ding. "dancing with the stars," another abc favorite. we're going to switch gears, everybody is getting points except for amy. >> i'm sorry. i don't watch that much tv. >> now, in this round, we're going back to the past here. let's show you some blasts from the past, or listen to our first song. >> "sex and the city." >> very good. we have time for one more. amy, it's your chance to get on the board. let's listen to one more. >> what? >> total guess. "lost"? >> "lost." great job, george. >> i loved "lost.

if you had sean penn or alec baldwin talk at the dnc. >> you could see george clooney the surprise guestthe women's vote, they already got the gender -- >> on clint, though, i thought he was very unfairly treated and he really had some amazing lines. he had some great lines. they never gave him a chance. >> exactly. >> donald, how much of the democratic national convention will you watch this week? >> i'll watch a lot of it. i find it very interesting. i do love politics, i always love politics. i've been involved in it for so long and i certainly will be watching and i think they'll be effective. they will be far more vicious than the republicans were. i think they will be so much more vicious. you watch. >> yep. do you think they'll talk about obama care a lot, donald? >> yeah, they probably will. >> you do? it's not a winning -- >> what a wonderful thing it is, they won't be talking about what it's doing to destroy american business. they'll be talking about -- they'll give their views. i think they'll be talking about it but i think they'll be talking a lot of bad about the republica

also alec baldwin. amy poehler out of parks and recreation and julia louis-dreyfus.er from two and a half men and louie ck from louie and also ed o'neil from "married from children" actually from "modern family." bruce springsteen's daughter is hoping to go to the olympics. jessica springsteen who is 20 years old has been riding horses since the age of 5. >> bill: dressage? >> just bought a horse that won gold for the brits this summer in london. she hopes to compete for the u.s. in rio in 2016. >> puts a little tarnish on that every man image of bruce springsteen when his daughter is olympic show jumping horses. >> bill: thank you dan. president obama got his crack at the univision. the anchors of univision got their crack at president obama yesterday. it was a good interview. it was a tough interview. remember mitt romney had been there the day before down at the university of miami. president obama more than held his own but i thought jorge ramos again proved himself to be -- maybe the best anchor in america today. he's really, really good. and i mean he asked tou

. >> alec baldwin and wife hilaria's coordinating emmy outfit almost didn't happen, her outfit lost duringos with the couple to celebrate what might be alec's last nomination as "30 rock's" network honcho. >> are you going to miss jack? >> i'm ready to do something else. >> while the emmy ratings were up 6% over last year, the show that beat the awards telecast was, of course, sunday night football. i'm a college football girl. but even i have gotten into the nfl after the drama that has resulted from the referee strike. >> and everybody's talking about the nfl today after a controversial call by the replacement referees, cost the green bay packers a victory and sent fans of the nfl into a social media frenzy. >> yeah. >> who do they give it to? touchdown! >> seattle's last-second touchdown gave them the victory over green bay and the nfl a black eye. >> touchdown! >> get the referees back. >> the debacle that has become the referee lockout. >> that decision by the replacement referees becoming the controversial call around the twitterverse. with more than 6,000 tweets a minute directly fo

solving rubics cubes, i spoke with a guy making up to $2,000 a month doing alec baldwin impersonations gigbugs.com and gigme, and givemefive. >> pretty impressive. a lot of people recycle soda cans, a few bucks here and there. you have a few ideas on recycling to put more money. >> the big money is with appliances or old cars or steel shelving. >> okay. >> you can get up to $2 a pound, depending on the type of scrap we're talking about. go to a site called recycleinme.com to find quotes, you know, for what your different scrap could earn. i think copper is probably the most lucrative, and also yardquest.com for a local recycling center in your area. >> pretty cool. and people are making cash by renting their own cars. is that even safe? >> it is safe. >> there are a number of legitimate websites we found called relayrides.com. insurance is included. about $1 million. how it works you've got a car, only drive our cars about two hours a day and costs $700 a month on average to keep that car running are, so a lot of people are renting out their cars by the hour, by the day, by the week an

solving rubics cubes, i spoke with a guy making up to $2,000 a month doing alec baldwin impersonationsfiver include gigbugs.com and gigme, and givemefive. >> pretty impressive. a lot of people recycle soda cans, a few bucks here and there. you have a few ideas on recycling to put more money. >> the big money is with appliances or old cars or steel shelving. >> okay. >> you can get up to $2 a pound, depending on the type of scrap we're talking about. go to a site called recycleinme.com to find quotes, you know, for what your different scrap could earn. i think copper is probably the most lucrative, and also yardquest.com for a local recycling center in your area. >> pretty cool. and people are making cash by renting their own cars. is that even safe? >> it is safe. >> there are a number of legitimate websites we found called relayrides.com. insurance is included. about $1 million. how it works you've got a car, only drive our cars about two hours a day and costs $700 a month on average to keep that car running are, so a lot of people are renting out their cars by the hour, by the day, b