you said his name was alfie. yes, it is. alfie freddy. yes, it's a very common english name. you know something, mrs. naugatuck, you are hopeless. you are impossible. i'm very sorry you don't believe me, mum. but if you don't want to believe me, i can't force you to. actually... quite a lot of people don't believe me. what does matter is that i believe me. hello, hello, hello. what is it love? oh, over there, dear. alfie, this woman will not believe your reputation as a tango dancer. and i am here to prove it. ole! ( ? ) i wanted to be sure to be nose-to-nose with you, es? mrs. naugatuck, where do you think you're going? upstairs to pack! listen, uh, i'm sorry about my appearance upstairs in the closet. but uh, if i'd known we were going to be formally introduced, i'd've put me skivvies on. oh well, thanks for the hospitality anyway. any time. our closet is your closet. well, i really must be running along to work. my boat sails at 3:00. aah! i knew it. you're a sailor. gor blimey, no. i'm a tango instructor on a cruise ship. sounds like an interesting job. and dangerous. in