algernon mayow talmage. - right right. and he was rather an interesting artist i think. examining a painting and paid particular attention to a part of the subject's anatomy. well, the media frenzy started the very next day. well, there's uproar in shropshire tonight. a t.v. art critic upset women there for suggesting they have-- wait for it-- fat ankles. rupert maas made the comments during an episode of the much loved "antiques roadshow." but she's got slightly worryingly thick ankles actually. i just can't help but notice them. - it's what my mother used to call shropshire ankles. - man: oh, right. maas: well, seems that today is the appointed hour of my penance. well, i was asked to give a comment on the shropshire ankle, which is now being known as the shropshire ankle debate in my position as the shropshire federation secretary of the women's institute. and in my remarks i just happened to mention that perhaps he would like to come to shropshire and make amends for the wickedness he had done in affronting our ankles. it seemed to me that the lady in the hammock was