i had, you know -- alize, remember? >> jimmy: alize?ular stripper name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, alize, yeah. is there any way to make money off of strippers' names? i think we could sell that to someone. >> we should try. >> jimmy: yeah, definitely. >> our backup plan. so i went. and my friend, i was like, i don't know how to dance. she said, you don't need to know how to dance. she used to be a dancer. she said, you go and smack your butt. that's all? she said, get a chair, turn around, smack your butt. and i went to the audition. i had like a bottle of alize. what's so amazing -- [ laughter ] now this is true. i'm going to tell you what's so amazing. when your adrenaline is high, you don't feel the alcohol. like i was still sober. >> jimmy: i see. >> and i'm not a drinker. >> jimmy: interesting. you intentionally got drunk and didn't get drunk? >> yes. unintentionally. >> jimmy: right. >> so i go. and i go in. and i go in the room. and it's like when they have no respect for you. and they let -- you can hear everybody audition in