i'm here to bring you a word of hope and encouragement and iowa, allll across across this country, americans are waking up and help is on the way. so i want to ask everybody here to look forward. 2017.orward to january if i am elected president, let me tell you what i intend to do on the first day in office. the first thing i intend to do in office is rescind every single illegal and unconstitutional executive action taken by this president. the president says he has a phone and a pen. you live by the pen, you die by the pen. and my pen has got an eraser. but sadly, the corruption has not been limited to the white house. it has extended through every branch of the federal government. this department of justice is the most partisan and lawless department of justice we have ever seen. the second thing i intend to do on the first day in office is instruct the department of justice to open an investigation into planned parenthood and these horrible videos. and to prosecute any and all criminal violations by that organization. the administration of justice should be blind to party or i deology. t

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a allll d day. >>> there's an old saying if you want to make god laugh tell him your plans.ple in this video had planned to relocate to this 150-year-old church, and as the crane is moving the steeple, people are watching. right about here you start hearing a little crackling sound. >> oh! oh! >> did the crane break? >> it looks like there's a very weak spot in the crane, you see it bending. >> oh my gosh. >> right here, sending the steeple crashing down. >> did not expect that. i mean, it looked like a pretty substantial piece of heavy machinery. >> it ended up crashing on the road, the highway right in front of the church, blocking it for a few hours, while they clean this up. here's the thing, the church wasn't planning to relocate the steeple. they were planning to demolish it. they were only selecting specific parts of the church to move. >> they did it pretty well, demolished it brilliantly. >> totally according to plan, no one got hurt. >> sounds like one person was hit by one of the power lines, the steeple and the crane actually hit, but no major injuries. everybody

a allll d day. >>> firefighters have a tough job. we know that. it's still interesting and fun to see them do their work they arrived at this duplex fire. they've got a lot of work to do and begin fighting as fast as they can. there are some lives on the line in this fire. >> that's unbelievable. >> begin to work on gaining entry into these fires. there are security bars over the windows. firefighters, once they cool things down a bit, cut those bars away in case somebody is inside and able to get themselves out. the lives on the line are not able to get themselves out. look what they find. >> oh, god. >> two small puppies. >> no way! >> they survived. >> how? were they inside the oven? >> i don't know how they survived but they managed to find a safe place to keep themselves out of the way out of the fire. returning those cute little pups to the owner. >> those pups made it! >> more helmet cam footage from the stockton fire department. making entries to floor of the apartment. not well ventilated. lots of smoke. using their senses to continue to

a allll d day. staircase? a chew toy. ♪ i say this in the most loving way possible. >> mother russia, you're crazy. >> every time you turn around, something like this is happening. guy just driving down the road when -- rage explodes like a grenade in your face. >> what happens next? >> he's going to go grab the bat. >> exactly. comes out with a bat, big stick. the poor woman who got out of the passenger seat is in the middle of this, trying to defuse this guy. he knocks her to the ground. stick's not doing it. back to the car to get -- >> the flame thrower? >> the knife. some guy steps over to try to get him to calm down. this guy just letting him blow off steam. >> not paying him any attention. back up slowly and he won't even notice. >> backs up, pulls into the parking spot and this guy finally gets the pass. >> so many people walking around this situation. just casually like oh, just another day in the life of a russian. >> exactly. >>> it's always nice to have good neighbors, person you can go to, tap on

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a allll d dayay strong. his flooded staircase? >>> dog's got a chew toy. i say this in the most loving way possible. >> mother russia, you're crazy. >> every time you turn around, something like this is happening. guy just driving down the road when -- rage explodes like a grenade in your face. >> what happens next? >> he's going to go grab the bat. >> exactly. comes out with a bat, big stick. the poor woman who got out of the passenger seat is in the middle of this, trying to defuse this guy. he knocks her to the ground. stick's not doing it. back to the car to get -- >> the flame thrower? >> the knife. some guy steps over to try to get him to calm down. this guy just letting him blow off steam. >> not paying him any attention. back up slowly and he won't even notice. >> backs up, pulls into the parking spot and this guy finally gets the pass. >> so many people walking around this situation. just casually like oh, just another day in the life of a russian. >> exactly. >>> it's always nice to have good neighbors, person you can go to, tap on their door and

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a allll d day. >>> a few months ago, i brought you my favorite story ever presented. the story of the nickel bots. >> mark ii, america's first fully functional giant piloted robot. >> oh, i remember this. the u.s. versus japan. who's going to win? >> that's exactly it. guys from mega bot decided to challenge them to a robot-to-robot fight. >> we have a giant robot. you have a giant row bot antibiotic. you know what needs to happen. >> the guys from japan quite honestly -- [ laughing ] now the guys from mega bot are back and not alone. >> it's time to throw down. we'll need your help to upgrade the mark ii. the fight the world has been waiting for. mark ii packs a lot of fire power. right now she's slow, top heavy, rusty and not equipped for melee combat. upgraded mark ii will be the definition of an american robot. >> let's analyze this right there. gigantic chainsaw, gun on the other arm. eagles with sunglasses. it's got flames. by the looks of it, some gigantic engine at the bottom as well. >> stephen colbert needs to get involved. >> you may recognize some of the p

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a allll d day. >>> guys, i have undisputable proof of spirits and ghosts. you seem like you're doubting me nick. >> i always doubt this nonsense. go ahead continue. >> not nonsense. john inherited a wooden puppet from his father. for two weeks john was experiencing headaches and dizziness, and then one night he felt hands choking him in his sleep. he couldn't wake up, he tried to and when he did wake up he saw the puppet staring right at him. he realized this puppet was haunted. so his friend, jane harris, a paranormal investigator, took said puppet off his hands and placed it in a sealed box for the last three months and has been shooting it with a night vision camera every night. look closely, you can see the puppet inside the box, and then, oh, oh! ghosts, ladies and gentlemen, proved! >> the thing you control the puppet with, the wooden cross, strings are attached to, moved. >> did he say strings like that could possibly be pulled fromoutside the box? >> it's a sealed box, christian. >> i'm sure there's a little had inhinge. >> we're all calling fake bu

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