they were having these tourists who were coming and they were not actually being treated to the aloha spirit. they were being mugged on wakiki beach and we could not have that. well the bad guys that were out on bail having been mugged six or seven times are going to fly back from minnesota and came up with something that will work here in san francisco. the police department, the hotels and the airlines paid for airfare, hotel, these cards and so they were able to come back and testify, assaults on tourists dropped to nothing. so it works. so contact honolulu pd and if you contact say hi to the chief fradis i knew him when he worked in richmond, california and they insulted him and did not make him chief there, it was hawaii's gain, aloha, practice and make sure that if you want to go to hawaii get the kamaana rate, there is one and that is all that i am going to say, ten seconds to spare. i am good. missed you. >> thank you. >> good evening, >> good evening. brings to the forefront, people it is taser time and we dragged our feet for three years around here and it was in the chronic

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. >> aloha. >> first off, another awesome video from you. no surprise. but did these two really break up? >> she came back up, gave him the biggest hug, she thanked him for pushing her off the ledge. we shot that two months ago. sadly they broke up a week ago. it had nothing being pushed off the ledge or anything of that nature at all. >> i would certainly consider it may be a reason. >> he was really close. he wasn't harnessed in. >> he was harnessed in. >> if she grabbed on to him, he would be okay. >> yeah, we made sure he was completely safe. >> so far you kept the location of this video a secret. can you reveal it to us now? >> the big rope swing, every day you go there now people are doing the rope swing there. that location is special for people, so we want to respect them so they asked us not to share it out to the world. if we make it mainstream, everybody takes it over. >>> horse eating a banana. ♪ >>> steven, it's the best time of the day -- >> pet time. >> pet time. this is darn cool. we're looking at a new technological advance called myo, i

aloha stadium in honolulu, hawaii, now available to host what's being called the ultimate fan's wedding. that's right. the stadium can be yours, rented for the bargain basement low price of $750. that's right, for under a grand, you could rent out a huge stadium during the offseason. you can get married right on that 50 yard line. the players will not be there. how many people did you have at your wedding? 250? >> about 250. >> your sister, what, 500? that was big. 50,000 guests can be invited for this ceremony. the wedding is just one extra way to generate extra revenue. >> you would think they would charge more. >> are you kidding me? maybe there are hidden costs. 750 gets the venue. to park or get inside, that's ten grand. >> there you go. popcorn extra, too. >>> speaking of money, why it could end up costing taxpayers in the end. >>> morgan hills teacher arrested for putting medication in children's sipy cups could be charged today. the doors are expected to open in less than two hours. we'll have reaction from parents, coming up. >>> and the log jam to get necessary college courses

they were having these tourists who were coming and they were not actually being treated to the aloha spirit. they were being mugged on wakiki beach and we could not have that. well the bad guys that were out on bail having been mugged six or seven times are going to fly back from minnesota and came up with something that will work here in san francisco. the police department, the hotels and the airlines paid for airfare, hotel, these cards and so they were able to come back and testify, assaults on tourists dropped to nothing. so it works. so contact honolulu pd and if you contact say hi to the chief fradis i knew

richmond, california and they insulted him and did not make him chief there, it was hawaii's gain, aloha, practice and make sure that if you want to go to hawaii get the kamaana rate, there is one and that is all that i am going to say, ten seconds to spare. i am good. missed you. >> thank you. >> good evening, >> good evening. brings to the forefront, people it is taser time and we dragged our feet for three years around here and it was in the chronicle and it was a great article and the police commission was dragging its feet and that is correct. we started with miss fong and chief granod went for it and the chief is going for it, we can't get a bolt in the police commission? what is the problem people? it is a simple vote. go and get it, i think that we have five members that will go for it, it is about time people. every day we waste is another live that we may lose, thank you. >> thank you, clyde. >> good evening. how is the tenderloin? >> well, you know what? i really want to talk to you about that. because i am very proud of law enforcement stepping in. on february 6th, 2013, that

karen harris, maui, aloha, bill, we need your muscles here, the legislation cares more about pets thanldren. from california, i'm taking my kiki, to the caribbean. hawaiian for children. ron i should say zimmerman from lakewood, colorado, we now have pot shops close to schools and in-state college tuition for illegal immigrants, but can't pass jessica's law. that what happens when the state is taken over by secular progressives. they're skiing and hiking and meantime that's going on. i lived in colorado the late '70s and it was traditional place full of common sense folks, things have changed. colorado springs, as treasurer of el paso county please keep slamming the colorado legislature, bill, i've been fighting these people for years and far left taken hoped. stacy from littleton, colorado i was raped by my coach when i was 15, he was convicted and sentenced to 90 days for the crime. colorado laws ar joke. enjoyed watters world, but if i he see the collar on his polo shirt turned up one more time, i'll go insane. and from texas, jess watters suddenly started to looks more

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. >> if you are look for the states with the best quality of life, get ready to stay aloha.i is ranked as the state with the best sense of overall well-being according to the new health ways well-being index. at number two, is colorado. minnesota is third. and utah and vermont rounding out the top five. coming in at the bottom, arkansas at 46. tennessee at 47. mississippi next, connecticut, west virginia rounds out the bottom five. california is in the middle at 18, a little above middle. the rankings are based on physical health, outlook on life and job satisfaction. >> new this morning, mcdonald's is taking items off the menu. they are removing apple walnut salad and chicken select and is considering getting rid of the third poundtory make way for new summer products after the company reported the first decline in monthly sales in more than nine years back in october. >> lt. governor was the guest on jimmy kimmel. the foam san francisco mayor was there to promote the new back but, first, they spoke politics. >> do you know arnold schwarzenegger used to be governor of calif

it's like -- it's like "aloha." you know? what? no, it means hello and goodbye. just listen.at -- ladies, wouldn't you agree? it's just a great name to say. [ cheers and applause ] it's such a great name, and it means so many wonderful things. do you mind if i use a piano? to just -- not at all. whoa, whoa, what? okay. i don't mind if you use the piano at all. [ notes play ] it's just -- i hope i don't embarrass you, man. we got a little crown royal here and everything like that. oh, nice. get the mood right. thank you, guillermo. and, you know, working with channing, it was just cool. but i just felt something in that name. and, you know, i wanted to do a song, and maybe we can put this on itunes. the song is like... ♪ i see a pretty lady across the bar ♪ ♪ she smiles at me and gets right in my car ♪ ♪ and i know i want to channing all over her tatum ♪ ♪ all over her tatum, yes what? no, no, no, no. no. no, no. wait. what does that mean? what does that mean? that sounds dirty, man. we're on tv right now. no, no, no. it's not dirty. it's not dirty at all. it's almost spiritua

>> well, aloha, bill. the only thing i can tell you is basically what they say. i think it's a case of misplaced compassion, compassion for perpetrators, and there's also an underlying cultural problem here where some of our diverse cultures actually don't see any problem or any crime in having sexual relations with young children. >> bill: now, you introduced the law a couple of times and you even introduced a watered down law. >> that's correct. >> bill: six years mandatory? >> well, no, i didn't introduce that law. i tried, being the only republican as you mentioned, out of 25 state senators. i sit on every one of our state senate committees, there are 16 of them, including the judiciary committee and early in the session which began in january, i asked our chairman if he would hear the bill. he said he would think about it. i asked again. >> bill: this is jessica's law bill, right? >> it's my bill, which is exactly modeled after jessica's law. instead, a bill came forth that was supported by the local prosecutors and by the judiciary chairman and that bill ma

village is just one chapter in the continuing saga of man's turbulent relationship with nature in the alohaenon mick kalber plans to be around to document for years to come. >>> coming up, a tsunami-like wave of red mud leaves a small town in ruins. >> it moved faster than you could run. >> when "caught on camera: man vs. nature" continues. specialis, we're dedicated to getting you back on track from identity theft. to protect you from being a victim in the first place, we have specialists for that, too. ♪ [ alarm blaring ] ♪ [ lasers zapping ] ♪ yep. we make a pretty good team. [ male announcer ] call 1-800-lifelock or go to lifelock.com today. email marketing from constant contact reaches people in a place they're checking every day -- their inbox. and it gives you the tools to create custom emails that drive business. it's just one of the ways constant contact can help you grow your small business. sign up for your free trial today at constantcontact.com/try. >>> a massive wave of toxic red mud surges into a small town. >> there was practically no warning for the people. >> it is a two-f

. >> the aloha spirit. >> yes, you do. big round of applause for michelle.ky lady is kate hardy, 21 from stonybrook, new york. hasn't cut her hair in over two years, and last time it was only to donate it for charity. >> wow. >> we decided it was finally time for her to get a brand-new do. let's listen to kate. >> we're here with kate, kelsey, david, and amy. she's petrified. >> she is. she never gets dressed up. >> are you afraid of heights? >> no. good because i have some really great heels for you. >> oh, god. >> honestly, you deserve a makeover, and we're going to get you in something hot so you can go for drinks with your girls, okay? >> ready? >> yes. >> you're not convincing anyone. >> okay. i'm ready. >> okay, good. >> we're ready. >> all righty. kate is ready, but there's a gentleman there as well, i think. it would be awkward if he is not. for kate, kelsey, adam, and david. you know what, it's a long story. apparently an awkward one. we're just going to take one last look at kate before and bring out the new kate. >> wow! >> wow! >> all right, you

it's like aloha, you know? it means hello and goodbye.anning tatum. [ cheers and applause ] listen to the ladies in here. [ cheers and applause ] such a great name. and it means so many wonderful things. do you mind if i use the piano? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't mind if you use the piano at all. >> i hope you don't mind, we got a little crown royal. i wanted to do a song, and maybe we can put this on itunes. the song is like -- ♪ i see a pretty lady across the bar she smiles at me and gets right in my car and i know i wanna channing all over her tatum all over her tatum ♪ >> no, no, no. what does that mean? what does that mean? that sounds dirty, man. we're on tv right now. >> it's not dirty at all. it's almost spiritual. it's clean. >> jimmy: it's not dirty, you say? >> not at all. can i go on? i think this is going to be dope. we get trinidad james to guest star. ♪ if you picking up a latte at the coffee shop and the lady puts whip cream all over top then you know she just channing'd all over your tatum ta-ta-ta-tatum ♪ >

. >> by plane or by boat, the aloha state is ranked the happiest state. as for california we are in the middle. happier than states in the south, not quite as cheerful as those in the midwest or northeast. least happiest was west virginia. the index considers a lot of factors including work environment and emotional health and behavior. colorado second it last. >> to last? >> not true. you made that up. [ laughter ] >>> it's 5:21 right now. the sharks in overtime again. could they pull off the win at home? >> plus, it's a diving catch you will never forget. this is out of college baseball incredible coming your way. all across america people are using lysol in hundreds of unexpected ways to h their homes healthy. ben's mom uses it around the bathtub, the last place where she wants to find mold. lysol disinfectant spray kills mold and unlike clorox clean-up it's approved to keep it from growing back for up to a week. join the mission for health. see how people everywhere are using lysol disinfectant spray and share your own story on facebook. [ male announ

. >> it's an in culture joke from hawaii and this is become an article -- >> because of the aloha lifestylehael, you have to respond to this. this has become an article of faith among conservatives. i hear conservatives say he just sits around and golfs. hold on a second. he golfed 104 rounds in the first term. eisenhower golfed four times as much. never called lazy. boehner himself golfs four times as much and he says 100 rounds of golf a year. nobody calls him lazy. why is that? i hear this all the time from conservatives. >> the point is that people attack president bush's lazy. they have attacked john boehner as -- >> lazy? >> he's accused of -- >> in the tanning bed all the time. >> can you attack president obama for his complexion? end of the world. >> oh. >> we have a first-ever african-american president and works hard and i wish he were lazier and not working so hard to transform the country. >> i'm going to tell you -- >> final word, van. >> you said he's not worked hard to reach out. he put the grand bargain on the table two years ago. he is reaching out and reaching out. and gla

. >> aloha. good looking morning in the northeast. >> aloha. i like that. >> it's just mixing it up a little bit. we want hawaiian kind of conditions, don't we? >> yes. bring it on. >> you're going to have some chilly mornings the next couple of days, but spring is on the horizon. we make our way in atlanta. cool morning, but a nice day overall with 55, 66 in tampa. let's work our way to the west. quiet in the nation's mid section. check out dallas. 78 degrees. kansas city with 68 degrees. a few snow showers. >> minneapolis. out to the west we go and we head out to the west. we see rain in parts of the pacific northwest. nice and quiet for you in l.a. near the staples center and i'll tell you, in terms of travel, it's not going to be is thoin that's going to cause you issues. in atlanta, it's going to be perfect at hartsfield-jackson. could see some backups in chicago and the twin citys all due to the snowflakes. back to you guys. >> is it going to get a lot warmer on the east coast soon? is that what you're giving us hints of? >> pretty much.

a cooler day on wednesday and thursday and aloha bow by 2004 hundred feet.d some more snowfall in the budget. coming up, traveling is about to get more expensive. we'll look at just how pricey - after the break. ♪ secondhand smoke affects everyone's health. it's not just irritating. it can cause heart disease and even death. speak up about secondhand smoke. your health and the health of your family depend on it. >> so you dream of taking a nice vacation and getting away from it all? be prepared to pay a bit more. airfares are going up. and good luck trying to redeem those points at a hotel. over the past few weeks, airlines have been adding new services. for a fee. united now lets economy passengers board early. for 9-bucks. bags can be delivered to a passenger's office or hotel. for 30-dollars. even discount carriers are jumping in. southwest is offering movies for tablet and laptop users. for 5 dollars. airlines are relying more and more on these a-la- carte fees because their profit margins are being squeezed. as for hotels. redeeming points is about to get more difficult. hilton,

tauro: alguien estÁ en contrariedad contigo, manda la vibraciÓn de aloha. >>> gÉminis: repite te amo,gar en lo que te molesta. y cada vez que inicies una conversaciÓn manda la frase que diga llave de luz, es una fuerza en el que se abren los caminos de la comprensiÓn. capricornio: es hora de limpiar los rencores, mucha envidia, hoy jueves santo manda buena vibra para que se te devuelva. acuario: mucha importancia al intelecto, se te olvida el corazÓn. y nos enseÑa a confiar en nuestros sentimientos. a dios directamente. el te va a resolver todo. otra herramienta es limpiar nuestros caminos, y se dice azul hielo, porque esta frase sirve para cortar con todo lo negativo. y la llave de luz para traer claridad. y mi gente, la copa de la suerte nos trae el 1,3, 5, 17, 24 y 41. y mi gente, es un buen dÍa para conectarse con ese lado antakarana, no sabes para dÓnde agarrar, llamame ahora mismo. y aprovecha nuestras ofertas. 18887435959. y conÉctate con el mejor equipo de astrÓlogos del mundo. con dios todo, sin dios nada. >>> llama ya y conectase con el mejor equipo de sÍquicos. >>> ahÍ va.

aloha to all her friends and family down in hawaii. look at this temperature difference. you go from teens across portions of the northern plains even in the single digit to 100 directly south of that in southern texas. it is going to to be really chilly, very well below average temperatures all through the northern plains into the northeast as well. icing will be an issue across parts of pittsburgh and northwestern pennsylvania, even central pennsylvania. snow will work into the new york city area about an inch or so but most of the heavier accumulations will be across parts of new england especially tonight into tomorrow. we could end up with a foot of snow down in those areas. across the >>> 8:34. if you live in sunol, this is your window. good morning. i'm meteorologist christina loren. green, rolling hills. a few mid level clouds overhead. looking good. no fog to report. upper 60s, low 70s. 66 in oakland, 65 on the way to san francisco today. tomorrow the rain moves in but not until we hit the second half of the day. by wednesday