now if you can just get alvin ragan to change his name. [ bleeps ] >>> george stephanopoulos is rumorediserable on the set of "good morning america" they have to keep flossing him out of michael straight hands teeth. >>> according to an expert the trump administration is set to open the floodgates on the ufos. now they can stop blaming me for the probes. >>> the nfl revealed the palestinian protester was actually a dancer higher to reform. the chiefs quarterback was also actually lose war in. >>> chris koons defended the use of taxpayer dollars to create iraq "sesame street". hard for him to be objective because you know. according to u.s. aid paid tuition for a terrorist act colorado state. the mascot reminded him of his girlfriend in other sports news, u.s. 80 gave 6.3 million to study men having leap leap with other men in south africa. had no idea we funded soccer. and finally due to listeria concerns dave recalled 2 million donuts or what some people call breakfast. >>> removing your anatomy isn't enough for the academy. in hollywood you can change your. [ bleeps ] but can't change