pick up a half bottle of amaretto. i'll hold your hair for you.guys. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: something to think about anyway. so from time to time we send my cousin sal out of the office to have some fun with his fellow man, and one of the spots where the return counter suddenly becomes a very confusing place. ♪ >> take you over here, sir. >> absolutely awful. i want to return it. >> what happened? >> i bought 'em but they're so terrible, they're all dry. i just couldn't eat 'em. >> you couldn't? >> yeah. >> what is this, real chicken jerky? >> yeah. >> buffalo style? the problem is with thesedible items -- >> oh, you can't? >> no, i can, but the customer has to prove to me they don't enjoy it. >> i tasted them, they're terrible. >> i know, but i have to get a picture of you not enjoying it. >> okay. forget it. >> what do you mean? no, no -- >> okay. >> let me get a picture. >> i'll give your money back. >> okay. >> but you have to be biting it. hold on one second. hold on. but be like, oo, like you don't wait, ho