mccain says tweeting snooki reminds him of a very hot flirtation he had with amelia earhart back in the10s. and he said snooki reminds him of his beloved skin tags, so, that's nice. [ laughter ] last night on monday night football, michael vick had one of the all-time greatest games ever for -- [ applause ] really? wow. no dog lovers, i'm guessing? did you all get bitten? how can this be? he had -- he became the first nfl player to throw for four touchdowns and rush for two more in a single game. he could wind up being the mvp of the league this year. and, well, god is dog spelled backwards, so maybe they don't -- this is crazy. his teammate, wide receiver desean jackson said, before the game, he said, the eagles, quote, were like pit bulls ready to get out of the cage. and then everyone looked down at the ground awkwardly. speaking of animals this is -- somebody posted this to youtube. look at this. see a car. driving along the highway. and in the backseat of the car is -- a horse. it's a horse. it's a horse named rascal who rides in a car and then i guess does tricks at parties and st