i think america loves america. i mean, americans love america. but there was a time, after world war ii, when we were in love with america. we were in love with the promises that were -- you know that are worded in that declaration of independence, and the bill of rights and so forth. we were in love with all those promises. we won world war ii, which was a giant coming from nowhere and nothing, to manage to win that war. and then we invented the marshal plan to help europe, we did that job. >> you personally were in a b-17 bomber. >> yes. >> front lines of combat really. that had to shape your world view. >> well, that's another long story. it did shape my world view, i guess. i flew 52 missions over germany. and i don't think they could have gotten me in the plane if i hadn't lived so many lives before that. i don't know if you have the time for this but -- >> tell me. what do you mean? >> but, you know, by the time i, at 20 or 21, by the time i enlisted i had lived a life with my -- as a kid with my mother and father. i had lived a life with my

loves america. >> everyone who loves america is running for president. a lot of people say we need to be tougher with vladimir putin and stand up for i.s.i.s. that's a talking point. the key issue with donald trump, and i leave it at the end, the republicans will decide they have to canning up. establishment will see they cannot handle donald trump, they need to get him out. in any case... >> do you think the establishment matters in this. >> no, the electorate is tired of the establishment. he's winning now. here is the last thing. >> 16 candidate. how much do you need to win by. not much. >> except when you are in a 2-3 way race. >> except when jed bush has $100 million in pack money, i think it will be relevant in eliminating ingdonald trump, but >> just because you're pregnant don't mean your life's ended. >> intense pressure. >> i don't know if this whole dance thing will work out. >> tough realities. >> we call chicago "chiraq" because we have more killers. >> life changing moments. >> shut the cam --. >> from oscar winning director alex gibney. a

loves america. >> everyone who loves america is running for president. a lot of people say we need to be tougher with vladimir putin and stand up for i.s.i.s. that's a talking point. the key issue with donald trump, and i leave it at the end, the republicans will decide they have to canning up. establishment will see they cannot handle donald trump, they need to get him out. in any case... >> do you think the establishment matters in this. >> no, the electorate is tired of the establishment. he's winning now. here is the last thing. >> 16 candidate. how much do you need to win by. not much. >> except when you are in a 2-3 way race. >> except when jed bush has $100 million in pack money, i think it will be relevant in eliminatiing donald trump, but we'll see. >> that's the show for today. i'm david shuster in for ali velshi. thanks for watching. >>> tense traffic stop. >> get out of the car. i will let you up. >> new video of a confrontation between a texas trooper and a woman dead in her gaol cell. >> men being fences. >> the prime minister made it clear

loves america. >> everyone who loves america is running for president. a lot of people say we need to be tougher with vladimir putin and stand up for i.s.i.s. that's a talking point. the key issue with donald trump, and i leave it at the end, the republicans will decide they have to canning up. establishment will see they cannot handle donald trump, they need to get him out. in any case... >> do you think the establishment matters in this. >> no, the electorate is tired of the establishment. he's winning now. here is the last thing. >> 16 candidate. how much do you need to win by. not much. >> except when you are in a 2-3 way race. >> except when jed bush has $100 million in pack money, i think it will be relevant in eliminating ingdonald trump, but world, foreigners click americans have gone to help -- including americans have gone to help and report on events and been kidnapped. they have been pawns by political extremists or garden variety extreme is who want a big payday. when americans were killed by their captors or died in areas meant to free them

loves america >>> hello, everyone. happy fourth of july. welcome to america'sches and people get ready to watch the fireworks. concerns of an attempted terrorist attack has people turning to high-tech techniques to keep you safe. >> some 2016 presidential hopefuls are marching through new hampshire this holiday weekend to meet with former republican nominee mitt romney. is this just a friendly visit or

15th of april because in america we celebrate our independence of the government not our dependence on it. [applause] >> that's why i love america. that's why we, we, we love america. and that's why working together, we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being here. god bless our military and may god continue to bless the united states of america! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> wisconsin governor scott walker with his wife tonette and their two children on stage there. at waukesha center, it must be quite warm there because you can see the sweat on his brow. he says the united states needs a smaller federal government with more conservative social values. jeannie zano professor of political science at new york state university. how did you think about his speech? >> it points a very stark picture of what he wants to do as president. when you contrast that with donald trump here scott walker is talking about drug testing people who are going to be getting food stamps. he is talking about concealed weapons, he has a number of things he's done in stark contrast with what the democrats are after. i think he's going to get a good play out in place

america i love. and it's the america i'll keep fighting for. thanks, and have a great weekend. >> congress is working on wet and national news magazine calls and education law that everyone wants to fix. that law, of course, is no child left the band -- no child left behind. not only is there a consensus about the need to fix no child left behind, there is also a remarkable consensus about how to fix it. continue the laws important measurements of academic progress of students. the responsibility for deciding what to do about improving student achievement. this change should produce fewer tests, and more appropriate ways to measure their achievement. now how did our schools get in such a fix? there is plenty of blame to go around. the problems have been created by a combination of presidential action and congressional inaction. no child left behind expired in 2007, the congress has been unable to agree about how to reauthorize it. as a result, the law's original requirements have stayed in place. this as cost almost all of america's schools to be classified as failing under the terms of the law. president obama's education secretary offered waivers from the terms of the law. in return, the secretary told each of the 42 states currently operating under waivers exactly what steps to take and exactly how to evaluate teachers. so much new federal control of local schools has produced a backlash against common core teacher evaluation, and against tests in general. governors complain about federal overreach. infuriated teachers say the u.s. department of education has become a national human resources departments, or, they say, a national school board. no wish you has stirred as much controversy as testing. no child left behind requires students to take 17 standardized test over the course of kindergarten through their 12th grade education. as we study the problem, the issue seemed to be the stakes attached to the tests. a third grader is required to take one tests in math and one in reading. of the accountability syst

>> crazy joe is proud of america, he loves america and people. i don't think you can say, those are the first things you would say about hillary clinton. >> a driver took me to my victorian airport in canada on, two days ago said that joe biden had been in calgary. he had a 12-car motorcade because he wanted to make sure he got back to our country. i think joe biden has no viability. john kerry is the guy. >> disagree. i think the person to watch out for. two people. i think they alined. i think elizabeth warren may get into this brace the support of bill de blasio. >> what a -- >> what a team that will be. >> what a snoozer. >> just what we need. another law professor. this one from harvard. >> all we need is another communist. obama on steroids. here we go. we're in trouble. good to see you both. coming up next on "hannity." >> neither do we. >> no one wants to get -- >> how do we protect ourselves? >> a new just released undercover video that shows planned parenthood executives knew just what they were doing. >>> and later, a bombshell claim.

america, we celebrate our independence from the government not our dependence on it. [cheers and applause] >>> that's why i love america. that's why we, we, we love america. we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being here. god bless our military, and may god continue to bless the united states of america. [cheers and applause] >> wisconsin governor now declared republican candidate for the white house scott walker speaking there for about 40 minutes to a crowd of supporters in waukesha portraying himself as a fighter and referring to his resume as governor where he won three elections, including a recall. he said, quote: we took on the unions and we won. not surprisingly, he took a number of shots at washington, calling for a repeal of obamacare and to, quote: reign in the federal government's out-of-control regulations. walker structured this speech by saying what he is for, reform, growth, safety, he referenced president ronald reagan several times. and introducing one of the a 2 american hostages held by iran in 1979 who was in attendance there. walker said, quote: we need to terminate the bad deal with iran

15th of april, because in america, we celebrate our independence from the government, not our dependence on it. that's why i love america chasm that's why we, we love america and that's why working together we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you-all for staying here. god beszless our military and may god continue to bless the united states of america. >> well, you've been listening to the live announcement by governor walker wisconsin announcing officially that he's in the race and as stated, a very far-right speech. he hit everything on the right from isis to octoberbamacare to voter id laws keystone pipeline. let me bring back in casey hunt and governor casey, you were there. how did it feel in the room? >> well, reverend, he delivered that speech without any teleprompter. it lead to a few differences from the text including the main line where he said we are running for president instead of i. this is an expanded version from scott walker and it's clear he's been working on this and has gotten better in front of a crowd with time. he really stood out first in january back in iowa and it was a version of the speech he g

the 15 of april, because in america, we celebrate our independence from the government, not our depends on it. that is why i love america. that is why we, we, we love americaat is why working together we can fight and win for america. >> for coming out, god bless you all for being here, god bless our military, and may god continue to bless the united states of america. charles: there he is, scott walker, wisconsin governor, just made it a formal announcement, his bid for white house, and a rousing speech that covered a loot of areas -- a lot of areas beginning with a story of local veterans, a heartland speech how perhaps he can take his values and his ideas spread them in the united states, a lot of it we heard before, less big government, and people pulling themselves up, we have or same panel to you sense tear brown your thoughts on -- senator brown your thoughts to walker's announcement. >> well, the 5 key themes, reform, growth, safety, opportunity and family those are 5 powerful themes that resonate not only middle america but every american, an opportunity, i thought it was up lifting and positive, and he was drawing contrast with washington, ern kn

of april because in america we celebrate our independence from the government not our dependence on it. [ applause ] that's why i love america. that's why we -- we -- we love americaether we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being here. god bless our military and may god continue to bless the united states of america. >>> the wisconsin governor scott walker making it official right there in wisconsin announcing he's running for president of the united states. he becomes the 15th republican candidate to make this formal announcement. we expect one more, john kasich the governor of ohio to do it as early as next week. we have full analysis. our political team is standing by. let's take a quick break. much more on what's going on right after this. big day? ah, the usual. moved some new cars. hauled a bunch of steel. kept the supermarket shelves stocked. made sure everyone got their latest gadgets. what's up for the next shift? ah, nothing much. just keeping the lights on. (laugh) nice. doing the big things that move an economy. see you tomorrow, mac. see you tomorrow, sam. just another day at norfolk southern. developing s

america, he loves america and people. i don't think you can say, those are the first things you would say about hillary clinton. >> what do you think? >> a driver took me to my victoria airport in canada two days ago said that joe biden had been in calgary. he had a 12-car motorcade because he wanted to make sure he got back to our country. i think joe biden has no viability. john kerry is the guy. >> i disagree. kerry's had his shot. i think the person to watch out for. two people. i think they have aligned together privately, a conspiracy on my part. i think elizabeth warren may get into this race with the support of comrade bill de blasio. >> oh -- >> what a doozy. >> what a snoozer. >> just what we need. another law professor. this one from harvard. >> all we need is another communist running for -- obama on steroids. here we go. we're in trouble. all right, guys. good to see you both. >>> coming up next tonight, right here on "hannity" -- >> >> because we were like we don't want to get called on you know selling fetal body parts. >> neither do we. >> no one wants to get -- >> how do we protect ourselves? >> a new just released undercover video that shows planned parenthood executives knew just what they were doing. is it illegal? >>> and later, a bombshell claim. bill clinton apparently has a blond mistress. the author will give us details. >>> plus why is the white house more concerned about the killing of cecil the lion than the murder of kate steinle or the planned parenthood videos? that and more as "hannity" continues. you total your brand new car. nobody's hurt,but there will still be pain. it comes when your insurance company says they'll only pay three-quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do, drive three-quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car replacement, you'd get your whole car back. i guess they don't want you driving around on three wheels. smart. with liberty mutual new car replacement, we'll replace the full value of your car. see car insurance in a whole new light. liberty mutual insurance. female announcer: you're on the right track to save big during sleep train's triple choice sale. for a limited time you can choose up to 48 months interest-free financing on a huge selection of tempur-pedic models. or choose to save hundreds on simmons beautyrest mattress sets. you can even choose $300 in free gifts with sleep train's most popular stearns & foster mattresses. the triple choice sale on now at sleep train. ♪ sleep train ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪ >>> live from america'sheadquarters i'm jackie ibanez. a former ohio police officer is free on bail after entering a not guilty plea in the shooting death of a black motorist. ray tensing, who has been fired from the university of cincinnati police department shot samuel dubose during a traffic stop. it happened after dubose failed to produce a driver's license and refused to get out of the vehicle. tensing claims he was being dragged by the car, but prosecutor says the video shows a different story. >>> a horrific attack during a gay pride parade in jerusalem. police say the anti-gay extremist stabbed six people just weeks after being released from prison for a similar attack a decade ago. no one died but some of the victims were seriously hurt. police say the attack took place despite a massive security presence. the attacker was arrested there at the scene. i'm jackie ibanez. now back to "hannity." >>> welcome back to "hannity." the center for medical progress has released another shocking video showing a

>> he love america and everything about america. >> how about you and me go do some shots, blow someff up with fireworks. >> no. >> i'm sorry, do we have a communist here. >> the informed one. >> we declared independence from great britain. >> paul revere was running around the city in a costume. >> what is it? what did he wear? >> levi jeans with birkenstocks. >> misinformed or drunk. >> he had stubble. he ran for 26 miles. >> here is the best part. >> you know what's even crazier. lance armstrong landed on the moon. >> the one who couldn't get out of work. there he is. he just didn't show up. the historian. >> how can you celebrate when you don't have an understanding of what you're celebrating. >> i want the historian to talk to the misinformed one. >> july 4th1776. >> i was told fourth of july. >> that's you, by the way. i'm just saying. >> this the nice person. the overly concerned host of the party. >> this is also you. >> are you having a good time? >> i'm having a great time. >> yeah? you don't have a beer. oh my gosh. >> are you having a good time? are you having fun? where

loves america. and everything about america. >> how about you and my go do some shots.me stuff up with fireworks. >> no. >> i'm sorry. do we have a communist here? >> we celebrate fourth of july declaring independence from great britain. >> no. paul revere running around the city in costume. >> what did he wear? >> levi jeans with birkenstock. >> misinformed or just drunk. >> and moving in. right? had a shovel. ran and dug for 26 miles. >> and here is the best part. >> what's even crazier? lance armstrong landed on the moon, same day. [ laughter ] >> the one who koubcouldn't get out of work. there he is. just didn't show up. the historian. >> how can you really celebrate when you don't have an understanding of what you're celebrating? >> i want the historian to talk to the misinformed one. >> do you have a -- >> well yeah. >> july 4th, 1776. >> i was told -- >> that's huge by the way. >> i think this is a nice person. the overly concerned host of the party. >> also you. [ laughter ] >> are you having a good time? >> yeah. having a great time. >> yeah? you have a beer. o

love you, america. dobbs. i'm great guttfeld, and i love you, america. hey, lou, what's going on? >> what do you want?st -- just checking to see -- i'm going away for a couple days. >> greg, what do you want? >> i just -- i could use a little something, you know, what i mean, something a little -- >> what do you want? you want an ounce? >> an ounce would be a start. i'm maybe gone for like three days so -- >> man, i'm -- what do you really need? >> two ounces? >> two ounces? >> yes two ounces. >> all right, two ounces it is. but i'm telling you this stuff stays with you. >> well, i'll try to take my time with it and >>> >>> tonight on "red eye." i am not sure it is the greatest and the movie fargo. and tonight's show is brought to you by tnt, dye know might, that is. we have proverbs and insight, but tiers, a news break.

july and not the 15th of america because we celebrate our freedom from our government not our dependence on it. [ applause ] that's why i love america. that's why we we love americand win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being mere. god bless our military and my god continue to bless the united states of america. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ sun going down on a la freeway ♪ ♪ newly weds in the back of a limousine ♪ ♪ a welder's son and a banker's daughter ♪ ♪ all they want is everything ♪ ♪ she came out here to be an actress ♪ ♪ he was a singer in a band ♪ ♪ they just might go back to oklahoma ♪ ♪ and talk about the stars they could have been ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ dreaming in red, white and blue ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ where we dream as big as we want to ♪ ♪ we all get a chance, everybody gets to dance ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ where we dream in red, white j blue ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ where we dream as big as we want to ♪ ♪ we all get a chance ♪ ♪ everybody gets to dance ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ only in america ♪ ♪ where we dream in red, white, and blue ♪ ♪ we dream as big as we want to ♪ ♪ only in americ

we celebrate -- because in america, we celebrate our independence from the government, not our dependence on it. that is why i love america. that is why we, we, we love america, we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being here. god bless our military. and may god continue to bless the united states of america. [cheering] ♪ >> up next, "washington journal" live with your phone calls. 14 bills on the schedule including a bill that would require the sec to renew their regulations to determine whether they are up-to-date. and in about 45 minutes, the latest of elements in the iran nuclear negotiates and an update on how the house select committee on benghazi plans to proceed with its investigation. we will hear from a couple members of congress. first, representative jan schakowsky of illinois, a member of the energy and commerce committee. later, republican punishment mike pompeo a member of the benghazi committee. host: at the white house, president obama is expected to make a deep -- speech momentarily about the deal with iran. it reportedly restricts access to equipment for 15 years and in return there would be san

loves america. and i saw that, i can tell. and he loves america, i can tell. why else would he do this. and he loves america. he wants to make it good again. and i tell people all of the type, i trust donald trump because if he could put himself out there like that, because for black people, because a lot of the latino and black crime is happening in the black community it was sort of transformed, it used to be all black and now it is all latino so we are pretty much in a different land so to speak. if he could put himself out for us then i can trust him and everything else. it is like your dad. your dad say don't do this or don't do that and you trust him that you know what is good for you. and i see him look like a dad. he is -- we are almost the same age so i can't call him my dad. but he is the kind of man you would want to be your dad. successful and a loving guy. come on, you see him on tv, you're fired! but he's nice in real life. i told everybody in my community and i have a lot of black friends and a lot of them are liberals, but they are ready to vote for trump now. and they sa

of april because in america we celebrate our independence from the government not our dependence on it. [cheers] governor walker: that is why i love america. that is why we love america. and that is why working together we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being here. god bless our military and may god continue to bless the united states of america. [cheers] ♪ [cheers] ♪ [cheers] born in america sun going down on an alley freeway -- l.a. freeway newlyweds in the back of a limousine a welders son and a banker's daughter all they want is everything she came out here to be an actress he was the singer in the band -- oklahoma and talked about the stars they could of been only in america the red white and blue born in america we'll get a chance everybody against to dance -- gets to dance only in america ♪ [cheers] governor scott walker of wisconsin, his presidential campaign announcement from this past monday. one of the speakers we are covering today at the family leadership summit with the mother -- republican candidates. live coverage from i will will resume in just a few minutes. the program should continue about five minut

america? he said it was quite the opposite. >> from my understanding he loved america. he was more american than me. he always wanted to come outside and doing something outdoorsy. >> along with that love of americau might say the south, he owned guns? >> yes, sir. and he taught -- he did. >> with what kind of gun? >> the ar-15. >> reporter: tell me about that. >> one day he said that he had a gun and that he was showing me pictures on his phone, and i'm like hey, i've never shot a gun before and he said do you want to shoot this one? i said, sure i don't see why not? i've never shot one. we went out and it was either the first time we went to a shooting range or to outdoors in the woods, and he told me where the safety was, he told my how to put it together told me not to point it at people just have it always down and he showed me how to shoot it. >> drew this friend also spoke to you about abdulazeez's heavy drug use, yes? >> reporter: yes, and there's no other way to put it. 4th brefs that abdulazeez was a pothead. it was a big friction point with abdulazeez and his parents. they called and nagged him every 30 minutes or so to find out where he was, but, he says he never saw any signs of depr

love america. that is why we, we, we love america. and working together, we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being here. bless our military. and may god continue to bless the united states of america. [cheering] ♪ >> nasa promises a planetary unveiling. that is live. here about the power customs has to influence deportation cases and giving some illegal immigrants legal status. we will have a look at the european union and their future. more presidential politics. hillary clinton says, if elected, she will build an economy that benefits everyone. she spoke at a progressive university. ms. clinton: thank you so much. thank you very much. and thanks to everyone at the new school for welcoming us today. i'm delighted to be back. over the past few months i have had the opportunity to listen to americans' concerns about an economy that still isn't delivering for them. it's not delivering the way that it should. it still seems to most americans that i have spoken with that it is stacked for those at the top. but i have also heard about the hopes that

it was number one and the kids loved us, and we loved the idea of being in america. i had never been to america to arrive. >> it was a hell of a way. ♪ all you need is love ♪ >> reporter: he's been a household name ever since. for her birthday, at the stroke of noon, ringo asked the crowd to shout out his motto. >> peace and love. peace and love, everybody! >> reporter: proving that at 75 all you still need is peace and love. anthony mason, cbs news, new york. >> pelley: and that's the "cbs evening news" for tonight. for all of us at cbs news all >>> bill cosby's confession under oath. giving drugs to a woman before sex. >> but what does it mean for the dozens of women accusing him of sexual assault? we talk to janice dickinson tonight. >> just stop. >> the former super model calling for justice and calling out cosby's defenders. >> in america, innocent until proven guilty. >> what is wrong with you, whoopi goldberg? stupid woman. >>> then subway jared's connection to a child porn investigation. his home raided by the fbi. >>> plus, paula deen in another racism scandal. >> her son brown face. r

love america. that is why we, we, we love america. and working together, we can fight and win for america. thank you for coming out. god bless you all for being here. bless our military. and may god continue to bless the united states of america. [cheering] >> major political events. the only place to watch in their entirety is friday night. we will the in cedar rapids for the democratic dinner. all day on saturday, we will be live for the leadership summit. on c-span, c-span radio, and c-span.org. we take you there. >> the biggest planetary unveiling in a century. there will be a close flyby of pluto. that is live on c-span 2. guatemala here about deportation cases and administrative legalization. jeh johnson testifies. at 2:00 eastern, a look at the future by the subcommittee. >> clinton said she would benefit everyone. if the democrat underwhelm'ss wall street and the performers -- we will watch the remarks from new york city. i'm delighted to be back. over the past few months i have had the opportunity to listen to americans' concerns about an economy that still isn't delivering for th

america and what i love and i thought maybe we should do a show the night before this patriotic weekend what we love about america, so that's what we'll do. josh barrow, national correspondent for "the new york times" and lorella has been a guest on our show many times. she's the latino out reach director for hillary clinton's presidential campaign, before that was a dreamer and dream active vest and we have mr. cobb, director of the african studies institute at the university of connecticut. great to have you guys here. >> thanks for having us. >> isn't this a crazy space? >> pretty incredible. >> we've been trying to come up with a back story that will justify the weirdness and awesomeness of the space but there are gardeners who tend to this garden that is never seen by anyone, but they are up here all the time making sure it looks beautiful. some kind of metaphor there. >> pound your fists on the table and say plain love of america, chris. >> that's right. so here, i want to start with something i've been thinking about, about what i love about america, and i think one of the things that ends up happening is you get a weird pollerized discussion, the 14th amendment of the united states, 14th amendment passed during reconstruction, the point of a gun is a great thing about america. it was part of the foundational reasoning that got us marriage equality along with a lot of amazing important stuff but in the 14th amendment it says anyone born in this country is a citizen of this country. all persons born or naturalized in the united states and subject to the jurisdiction are citizens of the united states and the state wherein they reside. what this means is whatever problems we have in terms of our policy mechanisms for dealing with people that come to the u.s. without documentation, if you're born here, you're a citizen and that is hugely important because there are a lot of countries in the world right now we're

it was number one and the kids loved us, and we loved the idea of being in america. i had never been to america to arrive. >> it was a hell of a way. ♪ all you need is love ♪ >> reporter: he's been a household name ever since. for her birthday, at the stroke of noon, ringo asked the crowd to shout out his motto. >> peace and love. peace and love, everybody! >> reporter: proving that at 75 all you still need is peace and love. anthony mason, cbs news, new york. >> pelley: and that's the "cbs evening news" for tonight. for all of u i already feel like we're the most connected but i think this solo date will seal the deal. sure! i offer multi-car, safe driver, and so many other discounts that people think i'm a big deal. and boy, are they right. ladies, i can share hundreds in savings with all of you! just visit progressive.com today. but right now, it's choosing time. ooh! we have a winner. all: what? [chuckles] he's supposed to pick one of us. this is a joke, right? that was the whole point of us being here. >>> first tonight at 7:00, new details on the deadly encounter between these two men on

we were number one, and the kids loved us, and we loved the idea of being in america. i had never been to america to arrive. >> it was a hell of a way. ♪ all you need is love ♪ >> reporter: he's been a household name ever since. for his birthday, at the strokee of noon, ringo asked the crowd to shout out his motto. >> peace and love. peace and love, everybody! >> reporter: proving that at 75 all you still need is peace and love. anthony mason, cbs news, new york. >> pelley: and that's the "cbs evening news" for tonight. for all of us at cbs news all around the world, good night. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org traces back to a federal agent. >>> now at 6:00, a new twist in the murder of a woman on pier 14. the gun used traces back to a federal agent. this while the man who confessed to the shooting faces a judge. >> in the wake of that shooting people in san francisco want changes made to the sanctuary city ordinance. >> a mystery on a bay area beach. all kinds of mammals found washed ashore. scientists cane seem to figure out why. good evening.

america, which is weird because if there's one way to show you love america it's probably to lick a bunch of doughnuts. that's what i would do. did you see the video? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i feel bad for her. who cares? she licked some doughnuts. >> steve: yeah, she licked some doughnuts. >> jimmy: don't have them up on the counter. put them behind -- >> steve: if you don't want people licking them. >> jimmy: i love doughnuts. if i see a doughnut i have to lick it. if i see a doughnut. [ talking over each other ] kids having fun. they get busted, what are you going to do? i thought it was pretty funny, man. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you have to put them behind plastic. >> steve: yeah, that's why there whole -- it's called a a guard. it's called a don't lick guard. >> jimmy: did you see this? mcdonald's is under fire now because they have their new "minion" happy meal toys. did you hear about this? apparently, the parents are saying that the toys sound like they're cursing when you squeeze them or something. check this out. >> steve: shut the flock? >> jimmy: yeah, something like that. what the? >> steve: oh, what the? >> jimmy: what the fleck? yeah. so, that's the thing right there. so, they're in trouble. then subway said, yeah, that is definitely the fast food scandal we should all be talking about, those cursing minions. [ laughter and applause ] that's the -- get on that. let's focus on that. [ laughter ] you guys, i read that thousands of people across the country went skinny dipping this weekend in an attempt to break the 2009 world record of 13,648 skinny-dippers. then the sharks were like, cool, they already took the wrappers off these. [ laughter ] and finally, while he was in bolivia last week, pope francis stopped at a burger king to change his clothes before mass. i'm no expert, but i can assure you that's the best thing that's ever happened in a a burger king bathroom in bolivia. we have a great show. give it up for the roots! hey, i love you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey! i can't tell you how excited i am to be back and seeing you guys are here. what a crazy break we had. two-week break. >> steve: two weeks. >> jimmy: yeah, so basically, what happened is i tripped and fell in my kitchen, on a a braided rug that my wife loves and i can't wait to burn it to the ground. [ laughter ] and i tripped and fell and i caught my fall and i just -- so i'm getting up and my finger is sideways. so i go, oh, my god, did i just break my finger? this is the lamest thing in the world. like completely looks fake. it looked fake like a cheap horror movie where you see like a broken finger. it looked like that. that's what it looks like. so i go -- i wrapped my hand in a towel and i get in the cab to go to the emergency room. i go, "i broke my finger. i think i broke my finger." they look and they go, "oh, you didn't break your finger. it's a thing called ring avulsion." a-v-u-l-s-i-o-n. if you google it, graphic images. >> steve: don't google it, trust me. >> jimmy: don't google it. but ring avulsion. it's a real thing. so, basically, what it is, my ring got caught on the countertop when i was going down and stuck there and pulled my finger out. trust me. i'm like, "wait what?" i didn't even look at the thing once i -- i go, "i don't know what's going on?" i go, "can you fix it?" and they go, "no, we have to send you somewhere else." oh, really? they go, "this is like microsurgery." it's like a thing. so, i had to go to -- i was at beth israel. i went over to bellevue hospital, this amazing doctor, dr. david chiu. dr. chiu was his name. awesome doctor, comes in. he has a bow tie and cowboy boots. [ laughter ] >> steve: where do i sign? >> jimmy: that's my doctor. that's my guy. i knew when he walked in. he's going to save my finger. apparently the odds aren't great with these things. it happens a lot. and the odds are -- usually they're just going to cut your finger off. so i was going to lose my finger. i was like, wow. so this guy did surgery for like six hours. microsurgery, so it's under a a microscope. he had to take a vein out of my foot. it's a crazy story. i go, you've got to be -- i didn't know this is happening because i'm knocked out at this point. so he took a vein out of my foot and put it in there. and if you attached it -- and veins only work one way, they go this way or that way. so you have to make sure -- you're so happy i'm not your doctor. veins go this way or that way. >> steve: this one's going the wrong way. >> jimmy: get this guy away from me. you have to remember which way and you have to reverse it and make sure, and then if you -- when you're putting it together, if you do one misstitch or something like that, the vein closes up and it's useless. and you screwed up and it's not going to happen. and he did it, and he saved my finger. and now you can see it's pink on the end. it was white like this color. and so he saved my finger. i won't get feeling back for eight weeks he said. i was in the icu for ten days. and i've got to say the nurses and doctors at bellevue hospital, thank you so much for taking care of me. oh, my gosh, i love you guys. [ cheers and applause ] tough job. it's a tough, tough job. you guys are rock stars and just awesome, awesome people. dr. reis, too, is great, dr. patel, dr. wolf, too. i started losing it halfway through because you just sit there. you sit there. you're in a room, and i just -- i started reading books about the meaning of life. [ laughter ] i did. >> steve: what else are go you going to do? >> jimmy: i don't know. i always wanted to read that. i just never had the time to read that. this is the book i read, but i had the kindle version. but, this is it "man's search for meaning," viktor frankl. i read this book. >> steve: and you loved it. >> jimmy: i absolutely loved it. i highlighted things in it. honestly, i know the meaning of life now if everyone wants to know. we'll have a drink later, i'll tell you all that. not as difficult as you think. and it's an interesting book. but, i read that. i watched a bunch of movies. i watched "the duff." have you seen that movie? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: it's on itunes. it's fantastic movie, "the duff." it's like the new "mean girls" type of thing. i loved it. i watched it three times. people come visit me and i go, "have you seen 'the duff'?" i watched that, i watched "real housewives of new york," i got that -- but, really i was watching tv and i was reading this meaning of life thing, and i thought, this is the meaning of my life. i belong on tv, and i should be talking to people who are watching who are either in an icu or wherever you are, at home. if anyone is suffering at all, this is my job. i'm here to make you laugh and i want to make you have a good time. get out of the hospital! get out. i'm telling you you're going to be fine! listen to your nurses! they will get you out. yeah, just that's my job. so that's why i'm here. that's what i want to do, i want to spread the love and i just want to say thank you to everyone, all the twitter comments and -- so thoughtful and nice of everybody. it's good to have comedian friends because i got so many stupid e-mails that really made me laugh and got me through just some crazy days, and of course my wife. i've got to thank her, too, for coming and doing all that. but then the best e-mail is i e-mail higgins -- or you e-mail me. and you go, "how's the finger, dude?" i go, "not good. i just got out of icu. i've been in there for ten days." you go, "what? no one told me." so, i go, "oh, yeah dude. it's terrible. how is your break? where are you? having fun?" you go, "dude, i've been in bed for seven days. i have --" >> steve: lyme disease. 103 fever. they didn't know what it was. they didn't want to test for lyme disease. my wife goes, "no, they're gonna test you for lyme disease." i go, "they don't want to." she goes, "they are testing you for lyme disease." lyme disease. i'm on the anthrax antibiotic. i was in like bed for like -- >> jimmy: i can't believe that. but, roots i don't even want to ask. is everybody okay over there? everybody good? >> questlove: i broke a nail. >> jimmy: broke a nail. that counts. broke a nail counts. yeah, yeah. i'll give you this book after the show. i should say the fall was funny. >> steve: oh, good. at least it was a funny fall. >> jimmy: i'm a comedian so i have to fall funny. >> steve: did you go like this -- >> jimmy: it was almost jerry lewis-y. >> steve: did you bumble something? >> jimmy: it was a bumble because my foot got caught in the rug and then i tried to catch my fall. i know it makes everyone laugh, but the double trip is so much more funny. >> steve: because you think you're clean. >> jimmy: i feel bad for anyone who trips. >> steve: you think you're clean. >> jimmy: but if it was me watching me, i would laugh. i'd go, "oh, that was good." >> steve: until you saw the ring avulsion. >> jimmy: yeah, the ring avulsion. i'm inventing a new ring. >> steve: that breaks instantly? >> jimmy: i can't give it away. but you guys are in the ring business, i already have ideas, i have sketches drawn out. i had ten days in icu. >> steve: nothing but time. >> jimmy: i'm making a new ring. i have a beard. he's ready. i made a pen out of -- get out of here! >> steve: every two minutes was it, "hey, are you jimmy fallon?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. these guys were great. no, they were very professional over there. again, thank you to the angels over at bellevue hospital. you guys are awesome. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it's monday. we're so excited to be back. i really am excited to be back. we have a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, he is one of the best basketball players in the world, two-time nba champion lebron james will be here! [ cheers and applause ] "trainwreck," he's in "trainwreck." plus, two of the greatest comedians in the world, tina fey and amy poehler will be joining us tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! what the? >> jimmy: big show. and we're going to play a game of true confessions. i can't wait for that. later this week, amy schumer, allen jackson, bill hader and ryan seacrest will be dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be good. but, first tonight, one of our favorite guests. i love this guy. we love it when he comes to visit. from his brand-new marvel movie "ant-man," it's in theaters this friday. paul rudd is here! [ cheers and applause ] "ant-man!" we love paul rudd. >> steve: lovely man. >> jimmy: he's great. we're going to talk about "ant-man" and then we're gonna play this hilarious new game called drinko. plus, he's a funny, a talented actor and writer, this guy is just on a different level. he always makes me laugh. he's from the film "train wreck," jon glaser is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we got great music from echosmith! [ cheers and applause ] man, i love those guys. we'll be right back with paul rudd, ladies and gentlemen! here we go! 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[ laughter ] >> when i first met you, you probably think the first time i met you -- i think you think the first time i met you was when i did stand-up on your last show. and when i met you i was looking forward to seeing you again because we had met before that. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. you came up and you're like, "tig, it's nice to meet you. i'm jimmy." i was like, "oh, no. i know. "a," you're famous and, "b," we not only met, but we hung out until 6:00 in the morning." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. i was opening for nick swardson at "caroline's." >> jimmy: yeah. i love nick. >> i know. [ laughter ] you had come to see him, and after the show, we all three went out and you took us to this bar. i mean, we went everywhere all night, just hopping around, just in the cab. >> jimmy: all three of us? >> yes. i was there. if you think back to your memory, i was that, like, shaded figure that was -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was you! >> that was me. jimmy, i am -- people are drawn to me typically. they remember me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no. yeah. i spent until 6:00 in the morning, and you took us to this bar where there was, like, a light. you have to, like -- it's nondescript. you have to, like, knock on the door. we went in, and you're like, "this is the best" -- now i'm starting to wonder if this was you. [ laughter ] there's not been one sign of recognition on your part. through this whole story, you're not like, "oh, yeah yeah. i remember hanging out with nick." there's nothing. so we go into this bar, and then you said, "oh, the best part is there's a juke box in the basement," like, in an area this big. and i went downstairs and, like, gross liquid was dripping on my head and we were just listening to a juke box in the basement. that sounds not familiar at all to you. >> jimmy: isn't that fun so far? this is a great -- it sounds like something i would do. >> and then i can't believe it. you took us to this awesome bar you loved. and then we were at this other bar until 6:00 in the morning. they gave us a little roped-off area so nobody would bother us. we were there until 6:00 in the morning. i'm friends was nick swardson. i'm done with you guys. i'm ready to head out. i said, "good night." nick was just like, "yeah, later." and you were like, "well, let me walk you out." you walked me through this crowded bar, hailed me a cab, sent me on my way. never to remember my face again. [ laughter and applause ] it's too late! >> jimmy: i'm sorry. it's not too late. >> it's too late. >> jimmy: it's not too late. it's not too late. tig, you know how many people i know named tig? i mean, please. i meet a lot of people. i'm sorry. i definitely remember that. >> you remember seeing nick swardson perform at "caroline's?" >> jimmy: no, i don't remember that at all. no, i remember us hanging out, now. i do remember. >> no, you don't. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no, no. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i definitely do. >> i'm trying to look at something to sort of flip over. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our thanks to the unforgettable tig notaro, everybody. check out her documentary "tig." premieres today on netflix. and don't miss her hbo special "boyish girl interrupted" saturday, august 22nd. more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. that was you! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ryan seacrest, trevor noah, my good pal, tig notaro. and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a nice weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- colin farrell from "magic mike xxl," matt bomer from fox business news, maria bartiromo featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> seth: good evening, everybody! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: quick welcome to our guest announcer for the evening, my brother, josh meyers, is with us for the night. [ cheers and applause ] very good job on your first time announcing. >> thank you. i watch the show. >> seth: that helps. that helps. let's get started, i like this, i was happy to see this. nascar released a statement today calling for the removal of the confederate flag from the south carolina capitol. released a statement, nascar released a statement, they should have sent a pit crew. that thing would have been down in like nine seconds. [ laughter ] [ whirring noise ] that's the noise it makes, right? >> yeah. [ whirring noise ] >> seth: according to a new poll, 65% of americans do not consider donald trump to be a serious presidential candidate. [ laughter ] 65%. that's nearly 2 out of his 3 wives, to give you a sense of that number. [ laughter and applause ] some exciting tech news, facebook said today that it has developed technology to recognize people's faces, even if their features are obstructed. so finally, it will be able to recognize your mom no matter how much of her thumb is in the picture. [ laughter ] a pair of car thieves was apprehended in los angeles this afternoon after they led police on a high-speed chase before accidentally turning into a cul-de-sac. the police officers were congratulated and a special commendation was awarded to apple maps. [ laughter ] it wouldn't have happened without apple maps. [ cheers and applause ] the key. johnny depp's private village in the south of france is on the market for nearly $26 million. so he must be living somewhere else, because nothing with johnny depp in it has made $26 million in years. [ laughter and applause ] [ whirring noise ] this is good for me to have a new sound effect. i feel like i haven't been doing enough sound effect work. >> yeah. >> seth: lambeau field in wisconsin set a new record for ejections after nearly 300 fans were kicked out of a kenny chesney concert for fighting, harassment, and extreme intoxication, which is also the title of the song he was playing at the time. this next one's called, "fighting, harassment, extreme intoxication." [ laughter ] ♪ i think that's how kenny chesney sounds, yeah? >> maybe you should just buzz it. [ whirring noise ] >> seth: general mills announced that it will phase out all official flavors and colors from its cereals by 2017. the bad news is that now cheerios and fruit loops will look exactly the same. [ laughter ] it will make lucky charms commercials a lot less interesting. gray hearts, gray moons, gray stars, brown clovers. [ laughter and applause ] slightly sad news, the san diego zoo's 150 year-old tortoise named speed passed away last week. [ audience aws ] he died of, you guessed it, a heroin overdose. [ laughter ] old speed. can't be surprised. that's right, the san diego zoo's 150-year-old tortoise passed away last week, he survived by the confederate flag. ladies and gentlemen, this is the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ how are we doing today, 8g band? lovely to see you. welcome, this is so much fun having you here. >> thank you. it's good to be here. >> seth: you are in new york city right now because you're shooting a tv show. that's why you're grew a mustache as well, yeah? >> yeah. >> seth: okay. >> it doesn't have to be explained, but it's nice i suppose that it's explained. >> seth: that i'm explaining your mustache? >> right. >> seth: because you think it's cool that if you just had it, that would also be fine. >> i think so. i think a lot gets made of mustaches nowadays, like if you have one, especially if you haven't had one. then people talk about them very negatively or they often referred to as like a "porn stache." >> seth: right. >> but if you look around the world, there are millions of men who wear mustaches unironically and i feel like they are probably getting to a boiling point and they're going to get really upset with people. >> seth: oh, got you. so you just think now that people should have mustaches and you just shouldn't ask about it. >> yeah. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] i apologize i didn't mean to -- >> no, i get it. >> seth: i don't want to be the reason that we started the mustache uprising. i don't want to be that guy. >> yeah. i just think it's time to tread lightly. this has been going on for a while. >> seth: i hope you're okay with me bringing this up because we spent the weekend together with my beautiful wife and we went out on the beach -- you have tended -- you are more fair-skinned than us. >> yeah. >> seth: and you lied on the beach for a half hour tops. >> maybe 40 minutes. >> seth: maybe 40 minutes. and this is one of the most severe sun burns i have ever seen in my life. >> yeah. [ audience ohs ] >> seth: look at you. that is not photoshopped. >> working on my base. [ laughter ] >> seth: were you -- we think you just, you folded your arms over your belly. >> yeah. i slept like this. [ laughter ] you were laying right next to me. >> seth: i feel so bad. >> yeah, i know, i knew you would. >> seth: i felt terrible because i looked at you and you were this beautiful white angel and i said, "you know what, look at him enjoying the sun i'm not going to say anything." and "maybe you put on sun tan lotion", but you didn't. and then you -- i feel like this is on me. >> yeah, well as bad as you feel, trust me i feel worse. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you guys we have a great show for you tonight from the hbo show "true detective", colin farrell is with us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] he's one of the stars of "magic mike xxl", matt bomer is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and from fox business network, maria bartiromo is with us. 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[ light laughter ] >> right. >> seth: and it was really awesome because we decided last friday we were going to hang out in brooklyn together. >> yeah, you don't really go to brooklyn. >> seth: not as much as i should. and you being there was the perfect reason, and we had wonderful day. so, here you go, let's take a look. >> seth: hey everybody, i'm seth meyers. >> and i'm josh meyers. >> seth: and we figured what better way to celebrate a weekday off than by day drinking in brooklyn. [ laughter ] ♪ we're here at tapper, one of the classic video games of the '80s, we are turning it into a drinking game today. >> loser has to finish their beer. >> seth: let's play tapper. did you remember you were great at this game? >> no. >> seth: you color of moneyed me. ♪ [ laughter ] >> i don't -- that's a real tapper. >> seth: very exciting. greatest baseball game of all time, rbi baseball. ♪ >> this is what seth sings when he has sex. [ laughter ] >> seth: seth up 3-1. last inning. all right. [ applause ] >> down to just one dude clapping. interesting fact about timber, these two gentlemen actually founded brooklyn. they're the romulus and remus of brooklyn. [ laughter ] mason, and that's joe. >> you're in no condition to drive. >> seth: no, i'm fine. >> you shouldn't drive. >> seth: i'm totally fine. i can do it. totally fine. [ laughter ] >> start your engines. [ engine revving ] >> seth: three days after my brother got his license, he put my dad's lincoln town car on top of a rock wall in new hampshire. that's for real. so he's had a couple of beers but one of the keys to day drinking is not mixing your alcohol. of course, mimosas aren't alcohol. [ laughter ] they're champagne omelets. and now josh and i will say things that you should only say when you're drinking mimosas. >> we had put a palomino down. it had a rotten hoof. see this mustache? all plugs. >> seth: it looks fantastic. >> thank you. >> seth: did i got arrested for open hand slapping my uber driver? >> i'm trying to breed my fiancÉe with a borzoi. >> seth: ooh. >> she's not happy about it. i mean the borzoi. >> seth: i just got butt implants but they didn't take. >> oh, no. >> seth: but, now they are calf implants. >> oh, yay. [ laughter ] >> seth: who in the meyers family would you say is the best drinker? >> mom. >> seth: no close second, right? hands down. can you tell when i'm drunk? >> yeah, i think so. >> seth: how? >> you slur more than usual. >> seth: uh-huh. well, let's be honest, i have incredible verbal agility when i'm not drunk. >> you trip over the odd monologue joke. >> seth: i dare you to find any video evidence that i've ever tripped over a monologue joke. >> seth: well taylor swerf -- taylor swerf, am i saying that right? new 911 tecting, texting services. penatagon credit cars, credit cards, excuse me. dispatch to the dispatch center. i'm just going to keep saying words wrong. this is my not slurring. this is me not slurring. i am not slurring. i am clearly not drunk. >> could you do like a tongue twister. >> seth: she sells seashells down by the sea shore. sea shells slee sheels down by the sea shore. [ laughter ] >> nailing it, you're all over it. >> seth: she sells, she shells down by the she shore. she shells, sea shells down by the sea shore. she shells, sea shells down by the sea shore. >> this is all right. [ laughter ] see, stop it, stop laughing. >> can you do red leather yellow leather? >> seth: red leather yellow leather. red leather yellow letter. red leather yellow yellow. [ laughter ] red leather yellow letter. red leather yellow -- sea shells sea sells down by the sea shore. [ laughter ] >> rubber baby buggy bumpers? >> seth: rugger, rubber bebby bebby. wait, what was it? >> rubber baby buggy bumpers? >> seth: rubber, wait, one more time. >> rubber baby buggy bumpers. >> one more time. >> seth: rubber baby buggy bumpers. >> one more time. [ laughter ] >> rubber baby buggy bumpers. >> seth: rubber baby bubby bunkers. one more time. >> rubber baby buggy bumpers. >> seth: what did you say, i didn't hear you. you're not being clear. one more time. ♪ >> seth: day drinking rule number two. you can mix alcohol once. you cannot mix it a third time. that's a no-no. we won't make that mistake. >> we pros here, right here. >> seth: we will have two absinthe pina coladas, please. >> enjoy. >> thank you. >> seth: what's the drunkest you've ever seen me? >> remember there was a time when we were living in amsterdam and you were dancing and you were dancing with a girl like this and someone was like, it was like you were praying for her to make out with you later. [ laughter ] but i think you were just trying to hold yourself up. but to everyone else it looked like you were -- >> seth: oh, did she? did my prayers come true? >> i can't imagine. >> seth: our parents, who would you say is more likely to order a pina colada? >> dad. >> seth: dad. 100% dad. what does mom do when dad orders a pina colada? >> she starts carrying around umbrellas, cocktail umbrellas in her purse so she could throw them in my father's drink if he ever ordered anything that she deemed too girly. >> seth: tell him that. >> what? >> seth: dad's here. [ laughter ] out of the meyers family, who is the best drinker? >> well your mother can drink all of us under the table. >> seth: there you go. >> thank you. >> seth: do you think i look drunk now? >> a little. >> seth: how about if i did this? [ light laughter ] she sells sea shells by the sea shore. she sells sea shells by the sea shore. she sells sea shells by the sea shore. would you say i'm drunk now? >> i would say that i'm so proud that i spent all that money to send to you college and you can do that. [ laughter ] i was going to say, just whistle. >> seth: whistle then wink to the camera. >> yeah. >> seth: hold on. just hold on. hold on. >> i think we are putting too much pressure on him. [ whistle ] [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm having a lot of fun in brooklyn but i do feel very out of place being the only man in our family without a mustache. >> it's hard to believe you're really my son. [ laughter ] >> seth: one of the most fun parts about day drinking in brooklyn is you can also get your hair cut. >> what would you like? >> seth: you know, i would like to cut your hair. >> have you ever cut anyone's hair before? >> seth: no. woo! we've been having so much fun day drinking in brooklyn that we decided to take -- >> decided to take, greatest natural resources. >> seth: hats. >> hats! >> seth: real quick, let the camera know what you think about hats? >> i don't like hats. hats are [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] you two look like the cover of a 1960s barbra streisand album. >> seth: thank you. i regret to inform you that the hunt has been cancelled. there has been a murder. >> ooh. >> seth: and now a scene from "the great gatsby." i'll never forget the first time i saw daisy buchannon. >> you live in the west egg? i'm from east egg. [ laughter ] >> seth: you know, i've been loving drinking with you guys but there is one person from the meyers family we've been missing all day. >> hello? >> seth :hi! hey, who would you say is the best drinker in the meyers family? >> oh, it goes without saying, it's me. [ laughter ] >> seth: are you jealous you're not drinking with your sons? >> i believe i have a gin and tonic right here. [ laughter ] >> seth: what are you drinking it out of, a trash can? >> a bell jar? >> seth: so there you have it. this has been day drinking with the meyers. thank you, brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: we'll be back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ throughout ♪ bend the rules of what's possible with the epic hp x360. when broker chris hill stays at laquinta and fires up free wi-fi, with a network that's now up to 5 times faster than before you know what he can do? let's see if he's ready. he can swim with the sharks! book your next stay at lq.com! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: so wonderful to see you again. >> good to see you, seth. how are you? >> seth: i was saying backstage it's been about a decade since you hosted "snl." that's when we met. >> pretty close, yeah. ten or eleven years, yeah. that'll be, yeah. >> seth: you were one of my all-time favorite hosts. that was one of our favorite weeks. >> go on you -- [ laughter ] >> seth: we love it. we talk about it all the time. >> really? >> seth: yeah, you're a delight. >> i wish i could remember it. life was a -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> it was a crazy week. >> seth: yeah, it was a crazy week. good times. >> we had a rally good feeling in the halls, man. 'cause it's such a, a kind of hub of creativity. obviously that place, all of those people just sleeping on couches and getting up and working on scripts, and people coming in and -- a little crazy -- you know better than me. >> seth: it's good. >> preaching to the choir. >> seth: it is a really nice time in your life when you're a little bit younger and you can do it. you're like, "oh, this is great." then you go i, "i don't want do this any more." yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you're tired. you don't want to get off the couch. >> seth: i can't eat pizza at this hour. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: so i want to talk to you about "true detective" 'cause i'm so excited that you're doing season two. but it's very important for me to talk about one of my all-time favorite films, "in bruges." this is -- [ cheers and applause ] the real thing for me. i feel like we met in 2005, "in bruges" is 2008, then waiting seven years to talk to you about this movie. and for whatever reason i haven't seen you. [ light laughter ] >> no, i'm not feeling any pressure at all now. >> seth: no, i just want to say -- >> seven years. okay. >> seth: it's a movie, it's such a fantastic film and it was not a giant box office hit. is it a film that people ask about. >> it wasn't even a tiny box office hit. [ light laughter ] >> seth: it wasn't really. >> no, no. >> seth: it had a terrible poster. would you admit that it's one of the worst posters? >> it did have a terrible poster and it still has a terrible poster. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah, they didn't change the poster. >> they didn't change the poster for the massive dvd release that they did worldwide. [ laughter ] in korea. >> seth: do people approach you? >> no it was great to people who saw it. but those, a lot of people that did see it tend to have a deep affinity for it. >> seth: yeah. >> and it's the one that usually gets mentioned out of the 15 years i've been working as an actor that nobody's ever told me it sucks. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, that's good. yeah. >> yeah. that's one of few things that people think actually worked. >> seth: so you were probably in bruges for, how long would you say? >> we were there for i think 12 weeks. >> seth: so what's your -- what is your take on bruges? did you -- >> i mean, i was glad to, i was all right with leaving. [ laughter ] at the end of that. you know, i had a great time there, and loved it. we rehearsed for three weeks and then we shot for about eight or nine. it's an amazing place. >> seth: it is. >> it's definitely a place i would recommend everyone go for a few days. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> but you know, we were there in the middle of winter. and there was a lot of thick masonry, you know, kind of medieval architecture, cobble stones, and it's very kinda heavy and draconian feeling. you feel like you could smell paraffin light of old lamps that, you know, light the streets. and you could hear the horses clipitiy-clopping. am i selling it well? [ laughter ] but no, we had a great time. it felt like a set. i mean, it was so different and so kind of exotic looking that it was -- when brandon was on show and he said, you know, he thanked the mayor for saying, thanks for lighting the sets for us. >> seth: yeah. >> 'cause everywhere you looked it was just you couldn't miss with the camera, you know? we'd shoot a scene and then we'd literally pick up a cameras. a small enough crew. we'd go 400 yards around the corner and put the camera down and get at it again. so it was really, really cool. >> seth: it's also like a set, because i did drag my wife there because of the movie. >> dragged her. >> seth: yeah. >> by the hair, the wrist? how does one drag? >> seth: i sort of, i tricked her. >> you tricked her. >> seth: i said, let's go to paris and then had the train stopped in bruges. >> oh, we missed. yeah, yeah. over shot the bar by 600 miles. >> seth: how did we end up in bruges. oh, and i have a shooting script. well i guess we'll walk around town. [ laughter ] and you'll read the parts and i'll be colin farrell. [ laughter and applause ] but i was so, it's so small, that you sort of walk, and much like when you're on a set all the sudden, you're like looking at the map and then you're like you're now not in bruges any more. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: you're like in another town. >> you just end up bumping into yourself soon enough. >> seth: and martin mcdonagh, a playwright who wrote and directed it and you worked with him. >> yes. >> seth: that was his first film. what was it like, just in general, like, being in a film with a playwright? like are playwright's more -- >> martin was very specific. >> seth: yeah. >> i mean, the language, you know. literally. at the start of the film i think he was kind of hoping that we'd do a little bit of improvisation and loosen it up a bit. and you could kind of see him by the monitor half way through the first day going, you know, one word is out, uh cut. sorry that's not gonna -- you know, and he really he was so -- they talk about, you know, an iambic pentameter and certain beats and that gets used to listen to the actor speak the dialogue that was in his plays. and there'd be this pace that had you like waiting for the go. had a very particular music to it. i think martin's a little bit like that as well where he hears the music as it is writing it. and i'd almost say there's no room for play, there is, but he is very particular. and i loved working with him. i love martin to death. you should have him on the show. >> seth: i would love to. >> he's great fun. >> seth: well, here's the thing. now, i've been trying to schedule this "in bruges week." [ laughter ] i've got -- >> how's the massive support you're getting from the federal government and - - >> seth: the network really wants me do it. >> really? >> seth: they think it could really -- >> that's on the list ogf things. yeah. that and the next olympics. [ laughter ] >> seth: well they actually, what they are try doing is they would love, you know, now with all this fifa stuff, they are going to move the next world cup to bruges. [ light laughter ] you had to actually do, 'cause the movie is very violent. the language is very coarse and yet, you would have to -- this to me is like -- some movies i can't even believe they do this for but they did like an airplane version of it. you have to rerecord dialogue, right? >> yeah. >> seth: so, as an actor, 'cause you can't curse on airplane films. >> terrible stuff, yeah. like instead of going, you know f u, [ bleep ] it'll be, you know, go and forget yourself. [ laughter ] you know, yeah. >> seth: yeah, that's not right. especially hearing an irish person. >> or like, that's a load of bull. it will be like that's a load of bananas. [ laughter ] just stuff that didn't make any sense. >> seth: right. >> you feel kinda like a sellout doing it. >> seth: yeah. >> then again, you know. >> seth: and hearing an irish person not curse, something is very wrong here. >> that's all i believe. >> seth: why's this guy saying bananas. >> yeah. i have irish friends and i find the same. >> seth: so, "true detective," this is very exciting. the first season of the show was wonderful. but it's a bit different this year. yes, less driving around and a little bit of wider in scale? >> little less driving around. nic still loves the, i think that the pressure, the containment that happens with a couple of people are in a confined space like a car. there's quite a few driving scenes and dialogue scenes in the cars. but, yeah, it's certainly a bigger canvas which is not a better or worse thing. there's kind of four central characters instead of the two characters in the first year. and the narrative of the piece, the plot of it is a little more complicated. it's a little more broad sweeping than the first year. it's not as contained. but the writing, it was the same writer, nic pizzolatto, who wrote the first season, wrote all the eight episodes of the second season. i don't know, it was just a joy to work on such extraordinary material. >> seth: a very considerable mustache. your mustache, yes? >> considerable. i maybe should have considered it more before i signed off on it. [ laughter ] >> seth: how long did you keep this full -- i don't even know what you call this. >> i have no idea what you call it. growth. matter. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i think like a janitor's broom. [ laughter ] >> yes, the missing link to my uni-brow. >> seth: yeah. >> just push it up two inches and complete what's been happening for the last 20 years. the day we finished shooting, i shaved in the trailer. >> seth: really? >> i didn't wait till i got home. then i got home and my son, my youngest boy looked at me and said, "you're a different man." [ light laughter ] and i said, "i am, and you should be glad for it 'cause he's not the nicest." >> seth: we mentioned "snl." i want to show something real quick. >> yeah. >> seth: you were in one of my favorite sketches i was ever been a part of. it was called key party. it was about a bunch of swingers. so it was all the cast and couples. and there's a moment, i'm not going to reveal who you were coupled with. >> great 'cause i can't remember. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, okay, good. you'll enjoy this. you'll enjoy the reveal. >> of course. >> seth: there you go. so this is everybody giving their safe word in the sketch key party. >> right, we've got detailed. >> so, before we pair off, let's go once and say our safe word. >> parachute. >> nunchuck. >> razmataz. >> filibuster. >> john george pepper. [ laughter ] >> popcorn. >> submarine. >> supercalifragilisticexpialidocio . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how'd you let her get away? she's the one that got away. >> that is, that is. she's the one that got away. >> seth: thank you so much for being here. >> thank you, thank you, man. >> seth: colin farrell, everybody. new episodes of "true detective" air sunday nights on hbo. we'll be right back with more "late night." 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america. love letters from a black america "which i had the pleasure of reading recently, a fantastic tome put on the list. the book we're talking about this afternoon i'm not going steal her thunder as she is going to talk to us about the book and all that went putting it together as part of a wonderful afternoon. please join me in welcoming our speaker this afternoon. [applause] >> thank you. thank you very much. thank you all for that terrific production. i want to thank all of you for being here this afternoon, and i want to thank our guests, decider pamela newkirk the author of spectacle. it's hard to say wonderful with the subject matter she hays written about but i think that as a writer, as someone deeply committed to learning from the past to recovering stories that have something to say that speak to us across generations that makes this book quite rivetting and amazing and one that if nothing else gets said of any interest, you must buy it and read for yourself. because in some ways this story is better known than some others and i do want to talk about the context that ota bengays journey is situated in, one which you lay out clearly. for those who don't in the name ota benning gasser don't know the story of a map in a caged zoo just a few miles from here. what happened? >> guest: so first of all thank you for facilitating this conversation -- about a very difficult subject at an apt time in american life, as we look forward we also look back on, like what it is that african-americans have or african people have defendant with over the centuries. so ota benga was a young african, a person from the congo said to be a pygmy -- i say a so-called pig my because that's a contested team because of the etymology of the term. at one point it meant chimpanzee. but he was brought to the united states first in 1904 by a man named samuel verner, who was commissioned by the organizers of the st. louis world fair to bring back pygmies to exhibit on the st. louis world fairground. so that's how he first came to this country. and then would years later behind up being exhibited with an orangutan in a cage in the bronx zoo to seen to say that those who have known of ota benga, just about everything that we thought we knew about ota benga was a fiction created by the people who exploited him. so there was always this suggestion that he was complicit in his exhibition. he was complicit in his degradation, as if he was showman, but the archives show definitively that he was held -- he was captured and brought to this country against his wishes. he was caged in a zoo with apes against his wishes. so this is a corrective of history. >> host: so he book opens with a very detailed and textured account of the bronx zoo nit early days. one of the things that is really compelling in the way you present this story is not a story of horror. it is a story of triumph. it is a story of scientific celebration. it is a story of the architectural grandure of a new technology age where the united states of america is positioning itself in relation to hit european counterparts as having arrived and so the very notion of a zoo in the bronx as a course part to central park is sort of the arrival of the bronx itself. talk about that context as the annexation which many of us don't know about. >> guest: the bronx zoo was not part of the celebration of new york's rise into this global city that only recently the five boroughs have been consolidated into greater new york. now we have going from a place where brooklyn was a city and all these manhattan was a city -- 1898. so the bronx zoo arrived two years -- 0 year later and it was an architectural wonderland. right? the greatest architects from around the country and the world were assembled to build these beautiful structure. so there was this juxtaposition of grandeur with the dedegreed gages of this young african man who had been can touper and was now being shown as the missing link. >> host: you describe the earliest tours the revealing. we're a

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