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it looked like i was plotting against the united states of america. she said, "they hateuse we did not have an operating government. ( laughter ) you could do whatever you wanted to, and it was crazy. one time i was on a bus and i saw a baby smoking a cigarette. he might have eight, and he was smoking so casually, and i was the only person panicking. i was like, "oh, my god, why is he driving this bus? we're going ie ( applause ) that's why my favorite thing about america is not freedom. it's rules and regulations. ( laughter ) i don't want to live in a place where an accountant can have a bazooka. i want to live in a place where jaywalking has consequences. i am ali sultan. thank you so much. appreciate it. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: he's headlining "the comedy fort" in fort collins on july 15, and you can find him on twitter @alisultancomedy. ali sultan, everybody! we'll be right back. >> stephen: james corden is next. good night. captioning funded by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by cbs ♪ the late late show oh

people serving in government to clearly hate the united states of america and why are we taking advice from countries like china that are committing genocide against a joke this whole systemic racism b.s. is. the whole premise of it, that we are going to take advice from these people who have these horrific abuses to their own populations, invite them to america to tell us how terrible we are as a country, you know, shows what a hole joke it is on people like colin kaepernick, who were saying they were oppressed and making millions of dollars, not about their athletic ability or being good at anything, simply wearing socks that depict police officers as pigs. what is all complete b.s. course these people are not oppressed because they are making billions of dollars and less than 1% of the population, so i think it underscores how much b.s. it all is. >> greg: so lisa, you were about 80% in the red, but then you mention colin kaepernick and you got it right at the 99. >> what do i have to do? >> greg: bringing in colin kaepernick was great. >> he sucks. >> greg: i know. [laughter] >> there should be -- >> greg: one of those things. >> what are they