please say hello to amy poehler. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> hi!jimmy: thanks for coming. gosh, it's been a long time since you were on the show. >> that's right. we were just looking up the last time i was here, and it was february 2020. >> jimmy: february 2020. that was right before covid kicked in. >> right before it all stopped. >> jimmy: so what have you been doing since february 2020? >> wow, well, i -- let's see. what have i been doing the past couple of years? i got a new couch. >> jimmy: that's great, yeah. >> and that's it. >> jimmy: that's all, huh? [ laughter ] so you kept very busy. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but it's a good couch, i hope. >> i'm so glad you're back. >> jimmy: i'm so glad you're back. [ cheering ] and hopefully soon this actors' strike will be settled. >> indeed. cannot wait. >> jimmy: we've had enough of this. and it's time to get going already here. >> yeah. i'm really proud of the work that my unions are doing, and i'm in full support of them. and i really think that everybody can't wait to get back to work. [ cheers

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stay tuned for amy poehler. >> have a great night everyone. they've received more than 200 tips.arried to pulitzer prize winning author ron powers today would have been their 45th anniversary be a month after his death. >> there's a new tribute to jimmy buffett that's under the sea, a new species of bright yellow snail has been named in honor of buffett's best known tune, the kyle margarita was discovered on florida's coral reef. well, it is beautiful. the half inch long snail is nowhere near as soothing, though, as margaritaville's namesake. it catches food by shoot ing out a toxic mucus web. >> still love to see them support. >> it's still a tribute. yeah. >> okay. >> coming up, the health benefits of eating those halloween pumpkins. >> plus the newly released video showing police taking down a workplace shooter in texas and dust off that plastic amazon prime days start out. >> well, right now, you're watching world news now. you know, there's this thing called age and it sucks. >> so i use insta flex advanced . >> if you're over 50, imagine you could turn back the clock on you

this is a reference to amy poehler's character telling her daughter's friend, quote, i'm not like a regularool mom. so october 3rd is referred to as mean girls day. that's when lindsay lohan's character gets excited that her crush spoke to her. that's why they did this yesterday. ma.maria: fun funny. it was a good movie. cheryl: they're getting mocked this morning. they deserve it. maria: thank you, cheryl. gop presidential candidate nikki haley meanwhile called out the biden administration for making the united states more dependent on china with its climate change agenda. she did so during the second primary debate last week. here's a look. >> you have a company, u.s. antibiotics that produces amoment sill lynn, the number one antibiotic we need and right now there's a company in bristol, tennessee that produces that, yet our federal government only gets it from china. we need be focusing on companies that produce in america and supporting those companies that produce in america not companies that are helping china. maria: especially since communist china is an add a veer sharely. the --

applause ♪ ♪ [ air horn ] >> steve: like the movie >> jimmy: this one's from ajax2727 he says, "amy poehlerls a a poehler bear." >> steve: aw [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: this is a good one here this one's from @comedy66747 they say, "kathy griffin plus stephen dorff equals griffin dorf." [ cheers and applause there you go those are "tonight show" hashtags to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags we'll be right back with battle of the instant songwriters [ cheers and applause ♪ >> you don't have any tattoos? >> jimmy: i don't have any -- i don't know if i could do it. i can't commit [ light laughter ] what -- what would i get tattooed if i got a tattoo on my back, what should i put? [ light laughter ] >> uh, okay, "don jimmy. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i'm not putting "don jimmy" on my back ugh, i'll deal with this tomorrow. you won't. it's ripe in here. my eyes are watering. look how crusty this is. ugh, it's just too much. not with this. good advice. when stains and odors pile up, it's got to be tide. ♪ (man) that looks really high. (woman) it is high.

we've got new shows with amy poehler, josh duhamel, bert kreischer, nicole byer, billie eilish and phineasgan maroney, manskin and wilco too. he's join us for that. our first guest tonight is a podcasting juggernaut. he rules the mighty "armchair expert" empire. his newest audio delight is called "f-1 with drs." please say hello to dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look very handsome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look great except for what happened at the bottom there? it's like you ran out of steam on dressing up. >> with the shoes? >> jimmy: with the shoes. >> i phoned it in with the shoes. here's where i told myself the lie, i'm like, similar fabric. right? i thought the suit was kind of whatever fabric this is, i could pull that off. >> jimmy: i like all the filth on the bottom of the shoe, that's a nice touch. >> it's not a new pair of shoes. i'm going to tell you the truth about my whole suit wardrobe, which is i've never purchased a suit in my life. >> jimmy: never? >> no, i get them when i work. i hosted a game show three years ago, they baug me nine suits. i've g

trips they took as kids, the kind of trips they're taking with their families now, people like amy poehlerard, pete davidson, the haim sisters were just on, they're fantastic. do give it a listen, we're really enjoying having it so far, and it's very nice to spend time with my brother so that is fun, and here is something else that is fun look at that transition. i do still have it [ laughter ] that is a good thing, and now -- [ cheers and applause rusty. i'm not -- you're rusty. here at "late night," now that we're back from the strike, i'll be delivering a monologue again made up of jokes written by a diverse team of writers because i am a straight, white male, though some of those jokes that come across my desk will be difficult for me to deliver but we don't think that should stop you from enjoying them so we'd like to share them with you now in a segment called "jokes seth can't tell." ♪ [ cheers and applause these are two of our writers, amber and jenny. >> i'm black >> and i'm gay >> and we're both women. >> seth: and i'm not so here's how it works i'll read the setups to these joke

amy poehler, pete davidson, colin jost, john oliver. cast of thousands.ed doing it we hope you enjoy listening to it moving along, everybody, republicans are each other's throats after a small group of hardliners ousted former house speaker kevin mccarthy and now just to add more kindling to the fire, donald trump is reportedly considering flying to the capitol next week, where he might even pitch himself as candidate for speaker. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause donald trump, the far and away front runner for the republican nomination for president in 2024 spent most of the week in a manhattan courthouse on trial for fraud. in fact, he claimed he couldn't leave, even though he was not required to be there >> the corrupt attorney general sued me for fraud. then they found out they had no case and they have no case. and today if you read the "new york law journal," they basically say they have no case against trump. but i'm here, stuck here, and i can't campaign i would rather be right now in iowa i'd rather be in ne

we talk to people about the family trips they've taken when they were kids we did one with amy poehlers some nice podcast there. [ cheers and applause "snl" hosts pete davidson. he did a great job [ cheers and applause and then, the one everybody keeps talking about, it's -- it's my parents were on. there you go [ cheers and applause larry and hillary. not a recent photo [ laughter ] house republicans are possibly on the verge of making ohio congressman jim jordan one of the key players in the january 6th coup attempt and a hardline maga extremist the next speaker of the house even as trump himself was just hit with his second gag order by a judge. for more on this it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: house republicans still don't have a speaker after two weeks of humiliating infighting chaos. let's check in on their party's leader, the faraway front runner for the 2024 gop nomination, donald trump i mean, there's no way things could be going worse for him than they are for house republicans, right >> breaking news here in washington district court judge tany