olivia: one of my favorite comedians, amy schumer.did not fall, she pretended to trip in front of ki m and kanye on the red carpet but they were not amused and walked past her. both kim and kanye were named at the time 100 of course. tom: why did she -- i do not get it. olivia: it is a joke. brendan: because it is funny. and look at kanye, stone cold returning to the herd, leaving her to die on the savanna. olivia: because of the sense that they walk above the rest of the welcome of it will not stop and pick up amy schumer. brendan: the reason i love this gag is this is a completely arbitrary marketing strategy, "time 100." tom: norm pearlstein, the hand of norm pearlstein. olivia: it is a comedy, to fall in front of cam and kanye. number two in new york, a quadruple rainbow was spotted in front of a train station. amanda curtis tweeted the photo. tom: the trenton thunder -- brendan: no we worked this out, tom, we looked through the geography of this, this is in glencoe cove looking north, i'm guessing, which means the pot of gold is

. >> and you just have to hear, comedian amy schumer played our who would you rather. >> both of themg and i will be busy [ bleep ]. now "e.t." breaking out the bleeps today. >> what will bruce jenner reveal to diane sawyer about his reported transition to a woman? and what will he prefer to keep private? >> hi, everybody. kevin frazier is off tonight. michelle turner is with me. >> the special airs on the 24th and it's two hours long and a source tells us the interview is being kept under lock and key, but information's starting to leak out. >> oh, yeah. meanwhile, bruce's family is making news half a world away where kim is being treated like some kind of princess in armenia. >> are you happy to be here? >> very happy to be here. >> this is how the kardashians have become, when kim, kanye and khloe arrived in armenia, local television took it live like it was a presidential visit. >> it was an incredible scene. hundreds of cameras and per armenian custom the

host amy schumer came out on stage and fumbled the arrow she was trying to shoot, oh, but she nailedough the test. luckily, the jokes were a better aim. >> this is hillary clinton finally announced she's taking zayn's spot in one direction, yeah. >> and hilary so hot right now. grabs awards for "fault in our stars" as well as best kiss and trailblazer award and won the top honor as best movie of the year. >> winners included bradlyey cooper who dedicated his award to chris kyle and this impromptu booty shaking. >> a little dance number? something? something? let's get it. [ cheers and applause ] >> your turn. >> my -- >> we cut it off? >> that's what we wanted to see, come on. oh she didn't do it oh man, next time. >>> next up hillary clinton fever heated up -- her fever heated up -- you know the airways. >> we can't get enough of the hysterical "saturday night live" skit announcing the second run for the white house on social media. check this out. >> you want to do vocal warmups and then we'll get started. >> okay love to. hillary clinton's a granny with a twingele in her eye. i'm

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joining me on the panel tonight: comedian, host of the "race wars" podcast and writer on "inside amy schumer cheers and applause ) education blogger at npr and author of "generation debt," anya kamenetz. ( cheers and applause ) and author of "in defense of a liberal education" and host of "fareed zakaria gps" on cnn, fareed zakaria. ( cheers and applause ). >> larry: i think this is one of those issues i think everybody can relate on this thing. but i was shocked by the statistic since 19 1978 the cost of college tuition has risen 1,120%. that's staggering. if you want to send your kid to a decent school it's at least 30,000, probably 50,000. i think we all agree, we can all agree we don't need no thought control, right? can we all degree we don't need no education? is college really worth it, fareed? >> the simple answer, larry, is yes. the truth of the matter is, if you look at the data-- forget anec doats here and there-- it is absolutely clear that people who go to college, people who go to a four-year college make substantially more money over the course of their lifetime. the new york

amy schumer is at the top of her game. goes the movie came about in part because of the infamous l.a. traffic. so the rumor is that he heard you on howard stern and decided, there is something really funny here. so is this another example of howard stern making the planet a better place to live? >> definitely, i am the first woman to leave howard stern without regretting it. >> is it true? >> it was true. i was sitting in my car in traffic and i thought amy is really warm and funny and brutally honest. she was talking about her family and relationship issues. i thought, oh, i'd like to see her in a movie. >> soon we all can see that movie. amy plays a commitment phobic writer, she falls for his best friend and amy says her role mimics her real life. >> amy, what happened? did church let out early? >> he has a style, you will be in the middle of the take, he'll yell out a line. try it this way or how about this line? is this funny? >> well, what types of activities do people do? >> how do you take to that as someone who hon

amy schumer is the hottest comedian on thetime scene.eyonce's? >> you will be so surprised at the journey. >> we'll introduce you to the guy in charge of her diet plan. today, thursday april 30 2015. >> we're all the way from ohio! >> we run for life. >> i am marlin. i want a selfie with al. >> i came from california to be on the "today" show. >> it's 8:00 on a thursday morning, the 30th day of april, 2015. a little chillier out here than yesterday you know what is heating up? carson's throw back thursday. >> 1982. >> why didn't you put the outfit on? >> they wouldn't let me. that's a good song. >> i love that one. >> good choice. >> it is. meantime savannah is off her big trip to the land of her birth. it sounded like simba. savannah is hanging out with her mom. >> did she tweet on the plane? she posted this picture. actually on instagram overnight. make-up off, glasses on 15 hours between me and australia now. she is probably going to be landing in a couple hours, actually. >> you don't see that bottle of red wine in her lap. >> yeah e

>>est amy schumer came out on stage after her opening montage and actually fumbled the arrow she wasut she managed to nail jimmy kimmel through the chest. luckily, her jokes were better aimed. >> hillary clinton finally announced she is taking zayn's spot in one direction, yeah. >> and, by the way, if you didn't know shailene woodley, you know her now. she won best female performance for "the fault in our stars." also best kiss and the trail blazer award. "the fault in our stars" also won the top honors as best movie of the year. >> other winners, bradley cooper dedicating his award for "american sniper" to chris kyle. >> nice. >>> well, next up, one of the most anticipated season premieres of the year, "game of thrones." are you into this one? >> very much so. >> i thought so. returning last night and trending all night long. >> i can't wait but some fans really can't wait. they got the jump on season five. the first four episodes were leaked online 24 hours earlier and illegally downloaded more than 24 million times. >> the leak actually may have come from a member of the press say

. >> amy schumer stole the red carpet face first. >> am i really on this list? is that a mistake? ehler or amy fisher. i don't know. >> now hollywood from the inside out. it's the "insider" together with yahoo!. ben affleck opens up while bruce jenner strikes back. plus, kim and kanye spotlights stolen on the red carpet. we got amy schumer's reaction to upstaging kimye. hi, everybody, i'm louis aguirre. >> i'm thea andrews. plus sandra bullock is the most beautiful woman in the world but who are the other hollywood beauties rocking the fountain of youth another half their age? >> wel get to that in a minute. >>> ben affleck speaking out for the first time since news of a slave ancestry cover-up. is an internal review at pbs next? >>> and as the anticipation of bruce's big sit-down with diane sawyer intensifies, a new photo

. >> amy schumer drops in front of kanye west and kim kardashian. she said she was overwhelmed in being in their presence. >> queen elizabeth's 89th birthday. >> she spent the day doing what she loves to do most. waving slowly at no one in particular. >> if you were to attend a gay wedding -- >> this election is going to boil gown to who are you going to trust to pick up the phone at 3:00 a.m. and rsvp to a gay wedding. >> announcer: this morning's "eye opener" presented by toyota. let's go places. captioning funded by cbs >>> welcome to "cbs this morning." norah o'donnell is on assignment. jeff glor of cbsn is with us. breaking news in france this morning. police in paris just announced the arrest on an islamic extremist who they say was planning an imminent attack on one or two churches. >> the 24-year-old was arrested on sunday at a news conference. authorities say he's also accused of killing a woman before his arrest. he was taken into custody after apparently shooting himself and then calling for an ambulance. police who arrived at the scene f

amy schumer broad city. tina fey, amy poehler, it is ridiculous. women have it going on in anyway possible. the one thing we can keep from them hopefully is the presidency. >> you are trying your best aren't you? lisa yes or yes is this a hollywood conspiracy to get hillary clinton elected? >> yes. it definitely has nothing to do with other people like margaret thatcher being a good leader. nobody said -- thatcher was pretty good, i mean for a woman, she was pretty good. i think that anyone but her. i would go with that. i think that is carly fee rena's slogan. >> if she were smart. you were saying earlier that you liked it a lot better when politics and business was -- let me quote an old boy's club. please elaborate. >> can i have my cigar please? >> i haven't seen an episode of "game of thrones" and now i know the bald guy talks to the little guy and it blows up the whole thing. >> sorry for the spoiler. >> son of a -- i mean are voters really following who they watch on tv? wouldn't we have voted for like like -- i mean omar from "the wire" wou

. >> amy schumer dropped in front of kanye west and kim kardashian. she says she was overwhelmed at being in their presence. and all that matters. >> queen elizabeth's 89th birthday. she spent the day doing what she loves to do most -- slowly waving at no one in particular. >> would you attend a gay wedding? >> a same-sex couple couple that invited you to their wedding, would you go? >> if you would aend the gay wedding? >> this election will boil down to who do you trust to pick up the phone at 3:00 a.m. and rsvp to a gay wedding. [ laughter ] >>> welcome to cbs "this morning." norah o'donnell is on assignment, jeff glor is with us. as you wake up in the west new details of how police in paris stopped an islamic extremist allegedly planing to attack churches. he had been flagged as someone who might travel to syria. >> at a news conference authorities said he's also accused of killing a woman before his arrest. the 24-year-old computer science student was arrested on sunday. he was taken into custody after apparently shooting himself in the leg and t

this comedian, amy schumer. >> she suffer where. in a new movie out now too. that was the red carpet last night in new york city. so amy ends up, this is after she pretends to fall in front of kim and cam ya on the red carpet. so she takes a fall right in.of them, kim thought it was kind of funny. kanye not amused. >> ya you can see he's looking like what's going on here. but he was about to perform so maybe like in the zone, you know? >> getting ready? >> yes. >> probably focus on his performance, and there it is. kim shared that instagram picture of her husband in action. kanye is on this year's times most influencial list. he even is one of the five cover models, they put up five issues he's on the cover. one of the most influencial people in the world. >> let's go back to the red carpet. there is a lot of celebrities and public figures. >> high. >> that turned out there. so it was like a loft celebrities, media people, they seem tone joy mixing, so lee daniels was there oh, there is misty, on point. >> yes. >> and also a lot of people there. >> sure. >> the

the movie awards and amy schumer is hosting. >> amy schumer, this is her year.ards and the things like best kiss and best fight. they are not the oscars. this is an awards show where neighbors have the most nominations. >> she might be the funniest person going right now. >> the same night the hbo announces the biggest hits. >> a lot of technique. super excited for season five. this is the season where this show fernlgs. julia louie dreyfus. >> it has been five years. reba intyre, something new from her. >> she said she was not sure if people wanted to her her music anymore. the first single going out and she puts on heels and a rhett tress. >> we always want to hear from reba. next friday, tina fey and a movie. my kids are really excited. monkey kingdom. >> all about the monkeys that live in the ancient ruins. the reason she did it is her daughters are huge disney fans. i hope she got paid in disney dresses. >> this is the one my kids can't wait for. mall cop 2. mom, can we go see it? $150 million. a little mustache in his segue. with the segue or without? >> s

. >> jimmy: i heard that your movie, amy schumer's movie "train wreck," you have a big part in, literallymy: i heard that the movie is hilarious and that you are hilarious in it. >> the movie was great. worked with judd apatow and amy. and everybody else was awesome. >> jimmy: you know what judd and amy are? they're americans. >> you're damn right, i never thought of it that way! no, it was a great time. i actually -- i was gifted a stunt penis. >> jimmy: you were? >> yes, i was. i had to do a sex scene which involved me being almost all the way naked. i had to stuff myself in a small nylon sock. >> jimmy: i see. >> and they gave me a stunt penis to insinuate an erection. >> jimmy: bring that stunt penis to wrestle mania 31! [ cheers and applause ] and do something abusive with it! >> there is no way that stunt penis is going to wrestle mania 31. >> jimmy: that stunt penis is going into this man! at wrestle mania! >> when it comes to wrestle mania, i do my own stunts! [ cheers and applause ] there's no way, there's no way. >> jimmy: john cena, everybody. he's an american through and throu

amy schumer and john oliver were there. a bunch of world leaders, musicians, actors. it's a great night. i will say because it is tuxedos, it's very fancy. you have a lot of very serious people talking about very serious things, it's not the hottest crowd for performances. tim mcgraw was on the list. a great country singer, tim mcgraw who my wife and i love. he opened the night by playing. he was great. he was wonderful, but again, he and i were talking afterwards. you have sort of just 500 people in tuxedos just -- which i don't think a country singer is used to. and so then over the course of the night, people makes toasts and it's wonderful. and then kanye closed the night. kanye west, who was on the list as well. let me just tell you this about kanye west. over the course of the evening, not one person in their toasts, in the speeches, in talking about the year, had said [ bleep ] even once. [ laughter ] and then man oh man did kanye just make up for it. [ laughter ] even songs i knew that didn't have it in there got it in there. and let me tell you something abou

. >> then, i'm cracking up with comedy's it girl amy schumer. >> whoo, honk honk. >> from her new gigr. >> some days, i'll have insecurities, like, when did that get here. >> let's go inside. >> oh, just more of my ass. >> now, the latest celebrity and pop culture news delivered to you 24/7, "the insider" together with yahoo!. >> we begin with the top story making headlines today. keeping up with the kardashians in their motherland. their new mission, to transform from reality stars to dash world diplomats. taking a break from the selfies to count her blessings. today, took in the sights of armenia. kim was joined by kanye and their adorable daughter in a church. kim captured the image. her social media diary started

whether it's host amy schumer flying to the rafters, zac efron or dwayne johnson promoting his new disaster fire. >> the movie awards are the only show where the best are nominate and voted on by the same people who keep catfish and teen mom on the air. >> for a viewer awarded award show that never takes itself too seriously, there were a surprising number of heartfelt numbers. shaley woodley won for her role in a cancer patient and her acceptance speech brought the book's author to tears. >> you changed the lives of millions of people around the world. you changed mine. thank you so much. >> bradley cooper won best performance for playing chris kyle in american sniper. >> chris kyle would have turned 41 four days ago. chris, this is for you. >> even though he won the comedic genius award. kevin hart wrote the touching reason why. >> these are my kids. i do it all for them. i want to leave a legacy behind so when it's all said and done the last name hart meaning something. >> they pride themselves on being more silly than somber. >> after months of speculation hillary clinton people announc

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. >> kanye amy schumer, and then you have -- >> amy schumer who is obviously hilarious, she saw thatone just collapses at your feet. and we were just in front of her. i'm not sure how we missed it. >> kim at least is giving a nod. >> she steals a moment every time. >> maybe he's upset because he knew he was going to be on his back and she stole his thunder. >> his performance was crazy. it was so good. it was a good night. >> yeah. we saw laverne cox. a lot of people talking with her about issues and events coming up with bruce jenner. and that's us with laverne. and we had a great -- george lucas. trying to get the skinny on anything and everything "star wars" even though it's j.j. now. but it was a good night. >> i made fish for dinner last night. >> what kind? >> a little pan sered red snapper. >> and there was soccer practice last night. i got home at 7:30. >> if you two had invited us, let me tell you, i would have said "time" 100 or soccer. i would have gone. >> you have potential. you have potential. you have potential. >> do i need to go to your instagram miss natalie. there'

"inside amy schumer." and next we have -- reveal please. "the honorable woman." all right. on moving down the red carpet. and we have "the knick." congratulations. and, turn your card over. "last week tonight with john oliver." and, the next winner is, "the americans." next up we have -- "fargo." and, this sinister hit, "black mirror." we want to congratulate all of our winners. for the prestigious peabody awards. and we'll be right back. stay with us. >>> our -- it's just one of those days. our crew is so happy. national wear your pajamas to work day. gotta love our crew. >> that was the winner of the morning right there. have a great thursday, everyone. >> see you tomorrow. >>> now from abc 7 news. >> good morning i'm eric thomas. first up, check out the weather. mike? >> thank you very inch. good morning everybody. warming trend continues especially out at coast. low to mid-70s here. watch out for dangerous rip currents and sneaker waves. upper 70s through low 80s through most of the bay into, the south bay. 83 in santa rosa. going to the game tone, new team, new results

amy schumer, successful tv star decided to do a prank.kim kardashian. and kanye west showing the compassion of a rock. walked right past her and didn't help her up. how unbelievable is that? >> what if she wasn't kidding? >> put it this way even if if she was kidding, wouldn't your first instinct be to help them? >> the problem was, he might have been a little hacked off that she stole his red carpet walk. who is this lady trying to -- >> don't get in our shot. that was their moment. >> if he was worried about holding the spotlight by himself he probably wouldn't have married kim kardashian. she tends to get a lot of limelight. >> all the kardashians get lime light. we just featured three stories that were kardashians. >> you're right about that. not even an instinctal hand up. >> you would have been down there picking her up, taking her pulse. >> that's some of the stuff americans are talking about this morning. plus this, a teenager sentenced to jail time for trying to join isis. we're talking about an american attorney teenager. dr. ke

tilde swinton is thoughtful about amy schumer. host: pop culture as well, including kim kardashian.st: these are the people who shape the world we live in. there are those who in a legislation, right monetary policy, but these are also the people who write the songs we cannot get out of our head or set the fashions that send hundreds of thousands of people racing to stores. by that metric, it is impossible to overlook kim kardashian. host: ben goldberger, editor for time magazine. it can read the full list online at time.com. thank you for being with us. who would be on your list? tell us what you think. zane is joining us. caller: good morning. host: you are on the air. caller: my most and -- my most influential people's ill gates. best is bill gates. he else the poor and the needy. jo mo kenyatta during -- there is a lot of them. a lot of good people did a lot of things good in the past. even george washington what he did in this country to build a country like this. these are most and people, not today. the basic principles of the past help us to have a better country for tomorro

. >> amy schumer. yeah. think is the burden of the performer. misery is a guarantee in life of death and taxes but how does the artist be the songwriter, painter comedian. how do they make it universal? they talk about shining a light on what it's like to be human. >> was there a common thread if you could other than that "hey look at me" syndrome? >> yes, i think. so once these comedians decided to take this job on full time. there are a few things you can guarantee, rejection upon rejection. that's another strange breed of cat. why would you set yourself up for all of that? the need and desire to be in front of an audience to take an audience for a ride of your choosing for an hour. >> that sense of control doesn't exist in real life. i think that's why they keep coming back to it. a lot talk about that. >> you do great impression, can we get a little christopher walken. >> well here's the thing, al, if i may. i enjoy the show, i tune in every morning usually for the cooking segment if i'm honest. i like t

you can search the data base and find this one a generic fundraising request from chuck schumer to amyks for money to support the campaign of democrat allison lund grim grymes who was running against mitch mcconnell in kentucky. it says a victory by allison lundgren crimesgrimes would help control over the senate. we know how it turned out. she lost. it disagrees with wikileaks assertion that it belongs in the public domain. put in a key word and you will find the e-mail you want. >> that's incredible. thank you, adam. a potentially deadly radioactive material is stolen from a truck in new mexico near the guatemala border. they are trying to find the toolbox container. it can cause burns, radiation sickness and even death if you are exposed longer than 24-hours. >> a cyber security expert who exposed weaknesses in airplane technology on fox news is now an fbi target. chris roberts told greta van susteren about hacking into plane's wi-fi. >> it is definitely difficult. it takes a lot of work. it takes a lot of research and you have to be on quite a number of flights to figure out the di