please welcome amy schumer. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> oh!> stephen: thanks for being here. >> it's like being in new orleans. thank you, i woke up like this. >> stephen: really? those are your pajamas? >> yeah, i'm so cozy. >> stephen: you sleep as a sexy gangster? >> that's right. that is correct. >> stephen: nice to see you. >> it's nice to see you. >> stephen: the last time i saw you physically was in february, i think, the last time i saw you. since then you blowed up, you got the "trainwreck" you got a peabody award for "inside amy schumer." you're on the cover of "gx magazine." >> there she is. >> stephen: until you were supplanted by me. i was going to go for "star wars" theme. >> yeah, what happened? >> stephen: well, you stole it. you took it first. i was going to do java the hut because i got muffin top for days, baby. meanwhile, congratulations. >> thank you. they didn't ask you to wear a leather bra? >> stephen: "ask" is not the word i would do. the last time we saw each other was the glamorous woman of the year award. >> you are

. >> and nobody was hotter than amy schumer. she is the it girl. >> yes, she is. >> "e.t."t the emmys where history is made. ♪ you're beautiful >> schumer shuts it down. >> i'm going to black out. >> turning it open with her fellow funny ladies and working it backstage. >> you were so cute and emotional out there. >> i like the fact that you actually remembered to thank your makeup artist for the smokey eye. >> thanks, everybody, who has helped me and the girl who gave me the sort of smokey eye. >> what a trash bag. what do you want? i have a lower back that too. >> she sent me a sweet text. she said i looked pretty but not smart. >> she did number. >>. >> she did not. >> yes, she did. >> that feels good. he brought ice packs with him. i'm like meat at a butcher sh >> i'm a wet, sweaty bac i'm dripping. >> there is built in air conditioning in the dress. >> i can't think of anything but the heat i'm afraid. my brain is just fried. >> what is up with this? >> my gosh. it's really hot. >> i regret not wearing underwear. >> let me tell what you, i might stand here and talk you

you mentioned amy schumer, one of the amazing hosts "saturday night live" has. got some snl secrets. >> miley cyrus in the premiere episode. looking forward to a lot of pasties. >> oh my god. who are you? what do you mean? >> got amy schumer, crazy big fan of and tracy morgan coming back for a third episode. and looking forward to it. and the weekend is coming. excited to hear the weeknd play live. >> snl star joins seth myers at the third season of "the awesome" premiering september 8th. >> that is the most amazing thing i have ever seen. >> myers also supporting microsoft's #the world and j. lo and ellen voted for their favorite non-profit. >> for survival, a charity that raises money for cancer research. happy that continues to grow every year. >> back now to snl. the new season starts one month from today on october 3rd. >>> coming up, she claims that she slept with josh duggar, one of the stars of "19 kids and counting," but are the star's claims believable? >> how do i know you're telling the truth? >> plus, getting personal with captain america, chris thi

she's not the only one bound for book shelves, amy schumer announced she signed a deal for her first book. the girl with the lower back tattoo. she landed $8-10 million advance. just another win in what has been a very good year for the recent emmy winner. two books that are going to do very well. >> so well. it's a good year to be amy schumer and shonda rhymes, good decade to be shonda rhymes. >> already went, her television, you know, series, the show is on thursday, now she's coming out with a new one about a group of women doctors in iraq. >> yeah, she's, i mean hitting it out of the park over and over again. >> so is amy schumer, i look rward to both books. >>> there's no shortage of cool things t do in the city, unless

>>> inside madonna's wild night with amy schumer. >> plus, the massive press crush over trump and the debate ang the others missed. >> it's what's coming up on "entertainment tonight." >> back up. >> we're in that scrum chasing him down. >> an action star, a psychic and clay aiken behind the scenes for "e.t." as stars try to describe trump's hair color. >> unsavory salmon. >> tuscan surprise. >> and it was this hash tag the real winner? >> plus, madonna's schumer smack is a bloody brawl breaks out over bieber. >> and where we saw christy brinkley and john mellencamp. and mariah without her new man. only talking to "e.t." >> not going to be inside tonight. >> then. >> blake livly has a beautiful nose. >> a plastic surgery explosion. >> we're at the doctors behind aerial winter's breast procedures and kylee's lips dividing hollywood. >> maybe they should wait. >> go for >> and child stars before fame.

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. >>> finally, amy schumer's book mahave a title.s one she told us about first. >> i like the fact you remeered to smoky high. >> what do you want? >> this is the reason wait before getting inked. the tribal trend has been dead for a decade. reportedly paying $9 million for the ri the title isn't 100% confirmed. but the book is due in 2016. >>> amy is posing for the world famous calendar. the 201 edition will celebrate women achievement yokoono are also a part of it. on tway, have you seen jessica alba's beauty roine? it really is something to behold. >> what's this all about? >>> we're with the trainers who get these stars shredded and they have tips for all of us regular folk. >> i had to work out to to like compete with >> trim the leg and abs. >>> that's ahead. >>> closed captioning provided by -- my name is jamir dixon and i'm a locate and mark fieldman for pg&e. most people in the community recognize the blue trucks as pg&e. my truck is something new... it's an 811 truck. when you call 811, i come out to your house and i mark o

amy schumer o the show. things got crazy when amy decided to jump back on the stage during one of the songs. amy shows us everything that she's working with. getting a little twerky back on stage. and, of course, you knew they were going to do something we have to censor. the pop queen got a little too slap happy. taking it all in along with 20,000 other people were j-lo arianna gran day made a granden was channeling his material girl. they're doing it all over in new york tonight and posted that amy officially in her gang. >> how did that come about? >> chris ro called me and he is like she wants you to open for her. and i'm like that's insane. there is no o i would rather open for. >> now we're jetting to paris where a bieber fan brawl went down toda one fan was clearly injured after getting into a fight outside of the radio station before justin was scheduled to perform. but crowd chilled out once bieber hit the stage. he sang a strip down version of his new single what do you mean and hoodie to protect h

no one was hotter than amy schumer. >> schumer shutting it down. >> i'm going to black out. >> turning it up with her fellow funny ladies and working it back stage. >> you were so cute and emotional up there. >> i like that you actually remembered to thank your make-up artist for the smoky eye. >> thank everybody who has helped me on this girl who gave me this sort of smoky eye. >> what a trash bag. lo back. >> have you called up many of your friend. ? >> jennifer sent me a sweet text. >> what did she say? >> that i look pretty, but not smart. >> wero, she did not. >> she did. >> oh, that feels good. brought ice packsnith us. >> i'm like meat at a butcher shop. >> a wet sweaty back. i'm dripping. >> b wn air conditioning in the dress. >> oh, i can't think of anything but the heat, i'muilt ifraid. my brain -- >> fried. >> fried. >> what is up with this? >> my gosh, it is really hot. >> i regret not wearing underwear. >> i might a here and talk to you all day because this fan is giving me what i need. >> what is that you're wearing? >> nancy odell. >> i have a clothinstandline, so i thou

that moment son the we also show you how we celebrated with jon hamm and amy schumer. >> and we have so much more. but we're not finished yet with the scorching red carpet. i mean scorching as far as heat and the styles. so what were the hottes trends? here's the person that knows it all, our fashion expert. >> of course, nancy, you looked great with a sun and that heat. oh, my gosh. the emmys were like a rock concert. i saw a lot of heavy metal. there were chains everywhere. the had silver chains, shoulders, straps. a chic look. >> you have a little edge going on. >> no clair danes was awesome. it had a beautiful metal shoulder strap as well she went for prada. but her dress had chunky links that held the gown up. carrie washington, she really embraced the metallic theme in a shor jacobs gown that looked like chan this is the t length 2.0. >> this dress off the runway. >> yes. i was just on it days ago. we loved it. they sent it. so here w >> and my ultimate fav, kristina hendricks, row upon row of metallic sequins. >> you know it's not a heavy as it looks. it'scomfortable. >> one t

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. >>> finally, amy schumer's book mahave a title.e she told us about first. >> i like the fact you remeered to smoky high. >> what do you want? >> this is the reason wait before getting inked. the tribal trend has been dead for a decade. reportedly paying $9 million for the ri the title isn't 100% confirmed. but the book is due in 2016. >>> amy is posing for the world famous calendar. the 201 edition will celebrate women achievement yokoono are also a part of it. on tway, have you seen jessica alba's beauty roine? it really is something behold. >> what's this all about? >>> we're with the trainers who get these stars shredded and they have tips for all of us regular folk. >> i had to work out to to like compete with >> trim the leg and abs. >>> that's ahead. >>> closed captioning provided by -- >>> th is claire danes getting her walk of fame this morning. she won thr two of those for homelands which returns october 4th. >> meanwhile, actress turned ceo jessica alba is having a coca is battling two lawsuits which claim her products do

we have amy schumer and she's having a moment right now. >> definitely the year of the amy.een the it girl and i think much like melissa mccarthy won the year of bridesmaids this her year for train wreck a lot of support behind amy and i got to give it on the another another amy amy four pohler. this is the last year she can win for parks and recreation. it's a battle amies versus jul julia. >> parks and rec had a tough time at emmys. >> people really love and support the show. i got to go with zen toy mentality when there's a last chance to nominate a show it would be great to see amy pohler win. >> speaking of last chance to award show in a dramatic series, mad men. >> mad men this is last chance to win won a lot of emmys for best drama series much what happened last year with breaking bad and all the awards it won and look oh my god could it have been a better final season for mad men. it was tremendous. >> breaking bad is out of the category here, it pushes mad men back up. >> exactly much great competition in the category. game of thrones got the most nominations of any

. >> amy schumer winning for best variety sketch show, thanking -- >> the girl that gave me smokey eye. >> i really love it. >> thank you so much. after lady gaga making the first ever emmy appearance. >> i'm so pleased to be here tonight amongst this talented and ambitious company. >> morgan got atward for best drama series. >> i want to thank the academy for the time i had on the congratulations to all of the winners and for a complete list. log on to emmys dolt come coming to you from los angeles. >>> wesley snipes and philip winchester star in nbc's new thriller the player premiering thursday. we're in las vegas where the show is set. >> vegas will become one of the characters in this action packed show from the makers of the blacklist. >> this is the house. we have the probability of criminal activity are determined. there are always three members of the house. i am the pit boss. will you be our player? >> an organization of wealthy individuals gamble on the ability the player to stop major crime from playing out. >> crimes, mr. cain. we gamble on crime. >> they have technology th

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from winner amy schumer to sexy sarah highland.when it comes to the power of dressing a listers, michael koors is another top leading choice. >> i think in the most glamorous dress, she looks very at ease. i think is kind of the trick to looking good. >> there is an effortlessness to the dress. they're inviting. >> the billion dollar designer style blake lively into the high fashion scene when the gossip girl first moved to new york. now she's one of hollywood's best dressed. >> i'm wearing michael kors. >> she is also a fan of kors. gwyneth paltrow's choice valentino. >> he's aperfectionist to another degree. it's great to be friends with someone like that. >> nice. #friendgold. all coming up, tgit is back. prime time's powerful threesome is taking over thursday night. >> and can the popularity of the people's pope help redefine hollywood's image of the church? that's next. >>> i'm on the red carpet. our next arrival is -- whoa! >>> have mercy. john stamos having a reunion on "full house." >> i was not raised a catholic. i think m

oh, no, my wife, amy schumer. my boss wants to come over to have dinner, what should we do? >> don't worry, you're so very handsome we can just go over here and have sex. >> guillermo: we have to do sex? >> it says we have sex for real. guillermo, i'm not doing that. >> guillermo: no? >> no, i'm not falling for that again. nice try. >> guillermo: okay. second page. >> okay. next page. >> guillermo: all right. >> okay. >> guillermo: oh, no, my wife amy schumer, i cannot believe we are stuck inside this elevator. how will we get out of this elevator that we are stuck inside of? >> i know. we can make sex together. i see how this ends, guillermo. that's not what i signed up for. >> guillermo: no? >> no, guillermo, i can't -- >> guillermo: i thought you were an actress. >> [ bleep ] you did this to me last time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you. guillermo, everybody. we have to take a break. when we come back we'll have surprise celebrity visitors in the first-ever live in-studio edition of "mean tweets" so who knows, one of these kids just might be the one. to clean the

tomorrow night, the very funny amy schumer will be here tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] greatovie "trainwreck." we have got something fun planned with her. be sure to tune in for that. plus music from alan jackson. [ cheers and applause ] like that alan jackson. then later this week, we have bill hader and ryan seacrest joining us. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be fun. but first, this is the show. tonight, tonight, tonight, wow. this is the show. oh, my gosh. we have a giant show tonight. he's one of the best basketball players in the world. and now you can see him in the new judd apatow movie "trainwreck." he is hilarious in it. the king, lebron james, is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: that's the show. we're done. >> jimmy: that's it. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: there's more. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. also here tonight, two of the other greatest basketball players on the planet. [ laughter ] >> steve: i think you've got the wrong card. >> jimmy: am i reading the wrong card? no, they are two of the greatest basketball players

law and amy schumer. whoever it ends up being here's hoping that two is better than one. e wanted to know who you thought would make a good hosting duo. so we asked you to tweet us some of your suggestions and there are some good ones here. another duo, ellen degeneres and melissa mccarthy. kevin hart and the rock. that's good. another suggestion, bring back whoopi goldberg and billy crystal to do it together. >> all great suggestions. >> i forgot about melissa mccarthy. she would be amazing. >> yeah, she would. >> way to go. >> totally. i think her and her husband would be funny. >> that scene from "bridesmaids," the greatest. >> we'll come back with an important headline for parents in our next hour. >>> coming up, the "gma" open brought to you by voya financial. changing the way you think of retirement. we've been helping kids as they grow strong and healthy for generations. and today's flintstones are specially formulated with key antioxidants to help support kids immune health. ♪ ten million strong and growing ♪ all new emergen-zzzz.revolution. a natural way to power

another award for amy schumer.t an awards show ever. she won the emmy for best variety sketch series. she killed it in her speech. she had a ball with her sister, her date for the night. kept us laughing on instagram. carb-loading before the show. she used golum to describe the look she was going for. she shared pictures with some of her favorite stars. the great mel brooks. the whole cast of "game of throwns." a favorite of her shows. she said she was planning on blacking out by 10:00. she would keep cool with the help of a strategically placed bag of frozen peas. that's why we love you. >> i thought you said it wasn't going to be naughty? >> i said clean. i believe that was. >> frozen peas? >> simply quoting amy schumer. again, doing my job as a journalist. >> did she use it for a snack later on. >>> stay tuned for something wholesome. robin's sister will join us. >> out on a new adventure. she'll share it next. . >> good morning.. metro service on the orange and blue line is suspended between eastern market on m

first up, comedienne amy schumer on top of the world, she just won an emmy for "inside amy schumer,"trainwreck" is a hit. >> now she signed a book deal for $8 million to $10 million. the memoir working title "the girl with the lower back tattoo." >> that's funny. >> isn't there another term for those? comes out late next year. also in the wings, a movie with her new best friend jennifer lawrence. >> they wrote the screenplay together and will star in it together as sisters. this photo of schumer under a giant balloon bouquet. the caption "never tell jennifer l. your room number." >> that's awesome. >> good gift there. >>> okay, so what is the best rock song? >> the best rock song. >> best ever rock song. unfortunately it's not one of the one direction songs. a british academic came up with software that analyzed the list and decided this is the most iconic song ever. ♪ entertain us ♪ here we are now entertain us ♪ >> yeah, that's nirvana, "smells like teen spirit." fiat commissioned the study hoping it would help them sell their model car. can grunge really do that? we'll have to wai

vice president joe biden tomorrow and amy schumer on friday. can you imagine amy and steven >> look out. it is going to get wild. and there's news on who's going to perform the super bowl halftime show. we'll get to that in a second. katy perry just left her hand prints at the chinese theater in hollywood. she looked flawless, but her signature -- >> i think i messed it up. i'm wondering if i can get a redo. >> katy perry showing major cleavage in a thigh-high cemented her iconic status with shirtless fashion designer jeremy scott. they were at last night's premier of their new movie. >> when i first met him, i thought, oh, my god, you're my favorite designer and i could never have imagined he would be dressing me for some of the most important moments in my life like the super bowl. >> nfl football kicks off tomorrow. at today's media event, news spread that bruno mars will return for super bowl 50's halftime show on cbs joined by several artists. >> no doubt he can pull it off. he was great last time. >> a billboard poll shows fans would like

amy schumer and jennifer lawrence. >> i thought amy schumer and senator charles schumer. >> jared leto and j law. jimmy kimmel with his security guard? >> i think amy and jimmy. >> jimmy fallon. >> a lot of interesting combos in there. >> carson, thank you. >>> coming up you know the song about the broken hearted? apparently a broken heart is a real medical condition. we'll explain. >> all right. >>> plus, think about the sweaters you get out of this guy. the when is your flu shot more than a flu shot? when it helps give lifesaving vaccine to a child in need in a developing country. thanks to customers like you, walgreens "get a shot. give a shot." program has helped provide sen million vaccines. make your flu htot make a world of difference. walgreens? at the corner of happy and healthy. [ piercing sound ] daddy! lets play! sorry kids. feeling dead on your feet? i've been on my feet all day. dr. scholl's massaging gel insoles have a unique gel wave design for ou bageous comfort that helps you feel more energized. drer. scholl's. feel the energy! i would kill for something sweet. wanna

the day after her big and the win for a variety sketch series amy schumer shows us what it is like to be friends with jennifer lawrence and it involves a lot of balloons. the two are relatively new bestys and they are riding at screenplay together, this victor says never told jennifer lawrence your room number. she wants to share she got a congressional story text after accepting the award. oscar winners robert deniro and anne hathaway with their new movie the intern at the theater in the city yesterday. in the movie he discovers retirement isn't all it was cracked up to be and becomes an intern at an online fashion side. nancy meyers says she hopes the film will clear up the misconceptions of the older generation in the work force. ben: all right. juliet: what do you think the obsession is with america and the budding friendship between jennifer lawrence and amy schumer. duke: i think it is because any shimmers hot right now and jennifer lawrence is one of the most famous actresses of her age. juliet: she is 18. anna: they are both kind of like body and make like bathroom humor jokes

amy schumer herself at the glamour awards at the beginning of june says i am 160 pounds and i get -- when ever i want. >> how is that a saw purr law tiff thing though. the fact that amy schumer can have sex whenever she wants, doesn't it mean all women can have sex when they want? >> there is a percentage of men who are dogs. >> obviously. do we have to keep up with this thing like are women funny? obviously there are many funny women. the idea does being funny make them more attractive to men? this study says not. >> there is a different thing -- it doesn't make a difference in attractiveness i don't think. as far as men are concerned thank god if it wasn't for humor and ether and chloroform i would never have a relationship. >> so a few things you need in your tool belt. >> it is very handy for a guy to be humorous. a girl doesn't have to be and i think maybe that's why. maybe they haven't had the practice or they had to be funny. >> women have to be funny. >> so they develop it from an early age to impress women. >> men have to be funny. >> did i say women? >> we knew what you mea

toby keith, amy schumer and right now there's actually a lottery taking place. they'll be giving out tickets to the show. jill nicolini, back to you. >>> the late show premieres tonight at 11:35 right after cbs 2 news at 11:00. >>> kendrick lamar is the first musical guest. it will be a good week. >>> and time now for the exclusively forecast. boy is it hot outside. >> waiting in line. >> it's air-conditioned. good afternoon mary and chris and good afternoon to you. hello weather watchers. this is 88 and this is dr. frankie and he has kind words to say about stephen. 88degrees there. i like this from john. this is some passion. staten island john says enough of the boring weather. how about some t storms and rain? i think you'll get your wish. and annie has 90 in white plains and hiding from the fashion police wearing white sandals and bermuda shorts. it's sour secret. it's 92 already in the city. we are in record territory and some in the area already tied. winds out of the west at three. relative humidity is 39%. and a sampling of a few other numbers. 89 in ba