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bill gates was martha's vineyard, so was oprah, james taylor, spike lee, amy schumer, and many more. a much better person than you are because they support diversity. and now for the first time there and have some diversity. it's just a beginning, martha's vineyard will be many, many more illegal aliens, tens of thousands work to the island is no longer majority white. only then can it be a good pl place. at the same time the people who currently go to martha's vineyard organa have to keep going there. they can't run away to somewhere else. that would be immoral. it would be as michelle obama has told us, white flight. now massive demographic changes were also make a different sort of place. that is okay. change is good. anyone who fears change is a racist. we know that for sure because they've told us that for years. swear you might ask what all of these new people live on such a small island? simple. first they can occupy barack obama's compound, there's no reason obama needs them at space. nobody needs of space. you could probably fit a dozen immigrant families in barack obama's p

tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. presented by "seize the night & day," with cleto and the cletones, and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello brooklyn! thank you.

megan is the stallion in amy schumer were included.omen that she met, mother teresa, queen elizabeth not included among the gutsy women. at don't know where they got these people or what the criteria was, but i don't also and who made these two that gutsy women. >> while, she said also that it was gutsy, she described it as gutsy that she learned that tango and i believe learn to make some special soup. that is the angled definition angle definition of gutsy conduct. >> then on the view, she gets only referenced the raid on mar-a-lago. >> no one is above the law, and the rule of law has to be our standard fare at. >> except when it comes to hillary clinton. her recent tweets trying to tal away those 33,000 e-mails, a 2018 doj inspector found 193 of those e-mails we're classified as confidential or top-secret i worse, the fbi said gained access to the info via those e-mails so she should be carefu about lecturing people about protecting democracy. >> i only have one answer for your very sharp comments about the former first lady. what d

they bring her to an amy schumer concert.ions between robots and their users because if robots can laugh, they will appear more human. but, of course, we know that that is not always the case. topic number three. an innovative construction company manufacturing a line of seedpods that will allow you to live in the middle of the ocean. coincidentally, where the nice liberals of martha's vineyard have just relocated their migrants. so sweet. they come with panoramic ocean views. the company says it will make you want to stay home all day. especially because leaving the house requires a kayak. they also come with landing pad so homeowners can receive deliveries from flying drones. just make sure you get the pizza place a correct longitude and latitude. waves up to 16 feet. keeping you safe and typical thunderstorms. and less a hurricane hits. you will go from sleeping above the ocean to sleeping with the fishes. topic number four. mug shot monday. a real wildcard. nicholas garrison accused of breaking into a gaming door in misso

our guests in brooklyn include -- david letterman, amy schumer, mila kunis, tracy morgan, paul simon,eah yeah yeahs, future, run the jewels, and a bunch more surprises we cannot reveal, because they would no longer be surprises if we were to do that. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for that. all next week. it's going to be a fun week. our first guest tonight is an exceptionally talented woman with an oscar, seven emmys, and so many acting credits it's a wonder she can remember her name. her new movie is called "lou." it opens on netflix tomorrow. please welcome allison janney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: alison, i always forget how tall you are. >> i know. >> jimmy: i felt like a little man standing next to you. >> i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: you look great, it's great to see you. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: how's your life, how's everything going? >> everything's going really well. i'm very busy as always. working on a new show for apple called "mrs. american pie." >> jimmy: i heard you're working with carol burnett on that show. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, s

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he bet >> steo when amy schumer shows p to her place in june, she better be ready to find an illegal alien family using her bath towels. >> yes, shalie e will . >> and let's hope she doesn't complain about it, because as joe biden often reminds us , illegal immigration is a gift. >> guess what? through the reason why the legal as well w as undocumented are the reason why our society is functioning ,the reason why our economy. is growing, we don't talk about that. we stand up and act like it's a burden. it is not a burden. it's a gift. >> here that here that illegal immigration is not a burden. >> it's a gift.>> t dumbo.uc so martha's received an enormous gift last night. think of it like a perpetualat christmas, but noisier. and you can't beat the timing. >> karine jean-pierre just reminded us today at the white house it's hispanic heritage. >> perfect. so roll with it. martha's vineyard. >> things are about to change a lot for you. but that's okay.e change >> radical destructive change is the essence of anti-racism. and as you've told us so many times, you support anti-racismtm less

. >> women like comedian amy schumer who they met for tea. >> i did go through ten years of being, like not at all. >> majorly trolled. we want you to be pretty and quiet and obfusive. >> and only a supporting cast member. >> absolutely. >> the series shows the former first lady and first daughter who was mostly shielded from public view in a new light. >> i'm not of the generation that grew up with rappers, male or female, and chelsea has for years been trying to educate both bill and me. and it is an ongoing effort. ♪ i'm savage ♪ >> which is how the former presidential candidate found herself painting with grammy winning ardist megan thee stallion. >> i was trying to please i d to rember who i was and i had to start spending a little bit more time by myself to get back into me. >> have you really listened to her music? >> yes. yeah. >> ask her did she really listen to it before the apple tv plus series? >> no. the answer is no but you did. >> i did. but my mother did all her homework, norah. >> what did you like about her? >> i thought she was unapologetic in the way that she claimed

schumer: the exception of p.n. 2653, amy respondic. the presiding officer: duly noted. is there objection? without objection. mr. schumer: mr. president, i ask unanimous consent that the senate proceed to legislative session and be in a period of morning business with senators permitted to speak therein for up to ten minutes each. the presiding officer: objection. mr. schumer: mr. president, i ask unanimous consent that the appointment at the desk appear separately in the record as if made by the chair. the presiding officer: without objection. mr. schumer: mr. president, i understand there's a bill at the desk and i ask for its first reading. the presiding officer: the. the clerk: will read the title of the bill. the clerk: h.r. 2758, an act to provide for the recognition of the tribe of north carolina and for other purposes. mr. schumer: i now ask for a second reading and in order to place the bill under the calendar, i object to my own request. the presiding officer: the objection is heard. the bill will receive its second reading on the next legislative day. mr. schu

supporters of the legislation, such as minnesota democrat amy klobuchar, says they do have the votes, you just have to put it on the floor to test that. schumerortable with that. he does not want to force a vote ahead of the midterms. that is why it has gone this long without going to a vote. ed: i'm reading your story on the bloomberg terminal. hopes on lame-duck vote. i think the final push for legislation was plotted over pretzels and beer. give me the background. emily: there was an oktoberfest themed happy hour gathering last week. basically, it was activists, congressional lead supporting the legislation, the ftc chair, the doj antitrust head. so some of the most important people in the biden administration and in congress were plotting out, how are we going to get this bill across the finish line before the end of the year? it looks likely the gop is going to retake the house. the gop is not one to take up the bill in its current form, especially under potential speaker kevin mccarthy. they were just trying to strategize and get together. ed: quickly, emily, how do they regroup? emily: folks are really pushing for the lame-duck vote. t

amy: the connection of the mvp developers to joe manchin, the senator? >> most definitely. next era donated to his campaign as well i believe they donated to chuck schumer's, to. how are you guys not in ethics violations? you should have recused yourself and of someone else to dthis. listen to bernie sanders. he should have been heading up this and he wod have major we would not have had no side deal, especially the mvp coming to our backyard. that is horrible. this side deal come this whole ira, are going to give the ira and you're going to still push fossil fuels? what is that? come on, president biden. why did you sign that? you think it is ok to give a little bit of fossil fuels but it is ok because we will give you $700 billion? i don't think so. amy: thank you so much for being with us, the occaneechi band of the saponi nation in north carolina and the chair of the environmental justice committee for the naacp of alamance county. and russell chisholm of the mountain valley watch coordinator for the powhr coalition. that does it for our broadcast. we ended today on a very sad note, we want to extend our deepest condolences to our democracy now! produ