amy sedaris, you've written two best-selling books, like this one here, "simple times." it's full of crafts and -- crafts and entertaining ideas. you're like a mini martha stewartou how to make a hot dog on a rake. >> jimmy: hot dog on a rake? >> you think it might be easy, but really it isn't. you need a common household rake. >> jimmy: okay. >> then, i don't know if you want to play, but you take a hot dog. [ laughter ] and you're going to insert the hot dog on, you know, on these -- on the rake part. now you don't think -- you know, it can tear. see? >> jimmy: okay, i can see it doesn't matter. >> you got to feel the frank. you got to get in there and feel it. and work it up, work it through. [ laughter ] you want to help him get his on there? can you help him? [ laughter ] frank on there? you got to -- >> will: put -- you got to jab it on there. [ laughter ] >> you got to jag. >> will: yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: got to get it and make sure the dog gets on there. it doesn't matter if it tears a little bit. gosh, darn it. >> now, yours looks good and firm. >> jimmy: all right, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, man. >> it depends, really -- >> jimmy: ye