. >> i don't know who you are, anakin, if you want i can assure you, i don't know the way to narnia.> i see trees of green ♪ >> that is so impressive! imagine how much fun it would be to play six degrees of kevin bacon with him? he could be kevin bacon. topic number two, nasa's solar dynamics observatory watching the sun since 2010, sure on earth it's a big yellow dot that makes your eyes burn and hurt if you stare at it for too long, when it's run through filters of different wavelengths, nasa calls footage thermonuclear art. take a gander. wow, just in time for all-hallow's eve, beautiful! look at the solar coronal gas ejection flares, like a giant screen saver program that gives us vitamin d and skin cancer. thank you, sun, that reminds me of one of my informative programs about space. >> what's your favorite planet? >> mine's the sun. >> that thing burns out, we're all going to be dead. [ laughter ] >> he's right, you know. topic number three, next to rotting corpse and hillary clinton's desperation for the presidency, the most putrid smell is a skunk's aroma. one spotted skunk n

you don't discover a venomous snake and name it anakin. you name it darth vader! ( applause ) come on! my second problem is-- we're only halfway through my problems here, by the way. hope nobody has dinner plans. my second problem is, you want to name a spider after a "lord of the rings" character, why not choose the character that's a spider, shelob! yeah. the last offspring of ungoliant whose poison killed the two trees, and who consumes light and vomits darkness, you know, spiders. i thought you gays were scientists. this is sad. this is a sad state of affairs. sad state of affairs. ( applause ) me, okay. see me shake, all right. anyway, we have got a precious show for you tonight. my first guest is two-time oscar winning actor michael caine. ( cheers and applause ) the great michael caine. he is the second english knight to appear on my show this week. one more, and this studio legally becomes a "medieval times." i'll also be talking with the host of comedy central's "the ( cheers and applause ) i will ask him what it's like to host a news satire show right af

evil skywalker anakin demasked.wine in my beard, it turned it red, using a gun instead of a lightsaber was a mistake number uno. mistake number two was using a car instead of a more elegant escape vessel, like this guy. topic number two -- alligators are a lot more than florida death lizards, they are adorable temporary pets who enjoy the same things you do. sunning themselves, going for a swim, disavowing toddlers and he enjoys a mellow picnic with friends. that video shot by a couple of university of florida students, you know, the florida gators. if that beast reared scaley head in seminole camp country it would have been stuffed and turned into gator fritters. topic number three -- delightful mother-daughter duo helping out fair fowl, knitting sweaters for rescue chickens and the birds just love it. look that the guy. so happy. so happy. fun fat chickens who wear sweaters keep their boobies warm and 37% more delicious to eat. thank you, ladies, all the proceeds go to orphans with aids in south africa. beautiful

rubio: anakin, right? you had luke, youth and inexperience, the whole world against him, everyone telling him that you can't do that, you are too young. [laughter] in your career -- sen. rubio: i think of her that. that comparison, but you have heard that complaint. this guy is too young to be speaker of the house, too young to be senator. wait your turn, man. too young to be president. you have got a bunch of people in this room who have probably heard a little bit of that when we took on positions of responsibility. is that an -- argument that you think works these days with this generation millennial's, raised on star wars, harry potter, does that work? all, i'mo: first of 45, my kids don't think that's very young. [laughter] the second point i would make is that this is a different political climate. the country is not just living through an economic downturn. not a cyclical thing that's happening here. we are living through a massive, rapid, ongoing economic transformation to the structure of the econ

rubio: anakin, right? drew: right, you had luke, youth and inexperience, the whole world against him, everyone telling him that you can't do that, you are too young. [laughter] in your career -- sen. rubio: i think of her that. drew: maybe not that comparison, but you have heard that complaint. this guy is too young to be speaker of the house, too young to be senator. wait your turn, man. too young to be president. you have got a bunch of people in this room who have probably heard a little bit of that when we took on positions of responsibility. so, is that -- is that an argument that you think works these days with this generation of gen x or millennial's, raised on star wars, harry potter, does that work? sen. rubio: first of all, i'm 44, my kids don't think that's very young. [laughter] the second point i would make is that this is a different political climate. the country is not just living through an economic downturn. this is not a cyclical thing that's happening here. we are living through a massi

and that is that anakin i alluded earlier, said that i have adhd, which is no surprise to people hererk with me, that adderall or ritalin would probably john -- would probably change of john kasich's life. you've never seen a high-stakes councilperson as unfocused and undisciplined ask john kasich. and whether it's watching his announcement speech that was a sort of, put it contrast with ted cruz. ted cruz gets up, he does this announcement speech that he had memorized and get a great, it was just absolutely scripted and perfectly delivered. but what about kasich? there was not a teleprompter. i don't think there was a speech written to be honest. he just kind of got up and went on this stream of consciousness thing for close to 50 minutes. john, john, hey. this is kind of an important event, that sort of thing. i'm aware of a fund-raising phone calls he made within the last month to someone, and this guy, big republican donor type, and very wealthy person, and it became clear that kasich was having a lease one, possibly two other conversations with people in the room with was on the

carolina, and a week before, what gave me the idea, a week before in south carolina, the kid who played anakin skywalker in "the phantom menace" was pulled over a high-speed, 100 mile per hour chased by the south carolina police. the kid is so traumatized from it being in that movie that he is like, a mess now. so when dylann roof happened, and a posted some of his pictures on facebook or wherever, he had the same sort cut from the- bowl and iom phantom menace, thought, that can look like in a can skywalker, and so there was that connection. cut andhrough the bowl i had these three little flags, and the gun, and it just sort of made sense with the shadow and everything. david s.: what kind of response did you get from the cartoon? keith: just, it was one of those were a lot of people say, wow. some people say, that was one of your best. one nerdy blogger guy put it really, really well. and i forgot to take his quote and put it on my website, i can't remember it now, but it was like "yeah, yeah, that is what i want to hear." but now people see it and say, what does that mean? in thees you do st

and we clearly had request from others to join one of the things we've done anakin keep looking at becausehe really wanted that diversity of perspectives come is to structure that committee so that we get input from others from every constituency whether its retail broker or its nasdaq or new york stock exchange pics of each of the meetings in effect is a roundtable where we have nasdaq index pocket change and so forth. the subcommittees, that's something that the other advisory committees used great effectiveness to get things done but they don't decide anything and they are also able to open a lease parts of their meetings if they choose publicly. >> let me urge you to open those meetings or parts of those meetings. urge you to make sure you get full confidence of those who want to participate in this process and particularly you can see you included exchanges but not have the two leading exchanges, nasdaq and the new york stock exchange not represented strikes me as shortsighted. let me switch gears. generally in your experience under have an enforcement and legal background and i've go