[ laughter ] >> jimmy: not that well. [ applause ] >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: andre agassi is here. back with andre. i was driving in northern california. my son was asleep. i really didn't see it coming. i didn't realize i was drifting into the other lane. [ kim ] i was literally falling asleep at the wheel. it got my attention, telling me that i wasn't paying attention. i had no idea the guy in front of me had stopped short. but my car did. -my car did. -thankfully, my mercedes did. [ male announcer ] a world you can't predict... demands a car you can trust. the e-class. see your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for exceptional offers through mercedes-benz financial services. [ male announcer ] this may, the orchard chicken salad sub is the next featured $5 footlong of the month! with tasty chicken sweet apples and crunch-tastic celery, it's a bushel full o' flavor and it's joining our many $5 footlongs! subway. eat fresh. anncr: it's old navy's swimfinite swimwear! . holy hula! all swimwear and cover-ups, up to 40% off, only at old navy! [ male announcer ] this is the nexus s 4g,

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andre agassi are coming to our area. it will happen september 23rdrd.hang to play as well. that's it from here. caps in a different situation.

there are people like andre agassi who helped finance. desmond tutu.n essence, in the bay area, like on larkin street, i want to see people invest more in people. i love the giants stadium, but i want to see cumins investing in a humans, instead of expensive. expensive buildings. i love to see the mayor and governor invest more in education than in incarcerations. so i am committed with the music and the platform that i have, if i have to, to give a little spanking to those who need to break up. we spend way too much on weapons. all the money that we spend on tv advertising, gears of war, that is stupidity. in new zealand, they passed a law that said that you could not sell it. all those games about killing people. they do not want it. to me, i'd equate that with columbine, with war. once you desensitize a human being, you cannot tell the difference between shooting someone in a video game and a real person. some people can be gentle and kind. i can be ghetto when i want to be. i grew up with the black panthers doing peace and freedom benefits for them

andre agassi are coming to our area. it will happen september 23rdrd.el chang to play as well. that's it from here. caps in a different situation. their stanley cup hopes circling the drain. we are live in tampa. sorry about this. >> great job under tough circumstances. >>> we'll be right back. [ male announcer ] washington, d.c. a landmark of liberty and opportunity. at bank of america, we live and work here, with thousands of employees and hundreds of branches and atms. every day, we're working to help set opportunity in motion... from supporting the arts and howard university to helping revitalize anacostia and downtown d.c. because when you're giving, lending, and investing in more communities across the country, more opportunities happen. ♪ >>> and that is 9news for tonight. >> letterman is next. good night, everybody.

andre agassi will be here. rene russo. from "bridesmaids," ellie kemper.who is an author. from "thor," kenneth branagh, also from "thor," thor himself, chris hemsworth. the latest "dancing with the stars" castoff, the new national school scrabble champions who i will face and conquer. and sir anthony hopkins. we'll also have music from calexico and k.d. lang and the siss boom bang. so please join us next week, too. our first guest tonight is a very beautiful and emmy-nominated actress. she is a former univison hostess, who's married to a former al bundy on the extremely exceptionally funny show "modern family." you can watch it wednesday nights at 9:00 here on abc. please say hello to sofia vergara. [ cheers and applause ] >> hola! hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: you really ran out here. was that to avoid us staring at you? >> i was running? no. >> jimmy: a little bit. can i ask you to please keep your eyes up here when we're talking? thank you. >> look at the handsome crowd you have. >> jimmy: thank you. [ applause ] >> okay, i keep the eyes over there, but you k

who will be back on the court this september, headlining a 12 city champion series, along with andre agassiis player of all time. i love him so much. the one, the only, john mcenroe, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john mcenroe. >> i made it. >> jimmy: i'm so happy you're here on the show. >> can i say a quick happy birthday since -- whoever that guy was before? >> jimmy: yeah, i guess everyone's aloud -- >> daughter emily, she loves your show. >> jimmy: oh, no way. >> 20 years old today. >> jimmy: hey! all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> emily, happy birthday. i love you. ♪ >> jimmy: that's super nice of you. what do you think of the digs? what do you think of it? >> pretty cool. >> jimmy: right? we got a great band. >> small -- a little small, the room they put me in, but -- >> jimmy: well what do you need to do, calisthenics? >> i like to do sit-ups, keep in shape. i just love you and anytime i see you anywhere or hear you commentate, you're my favorite commentator. because you tell it like it is, you don't kiss everyone's butt. you go look -- i don't know if federer's g

andre agassi. and the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars" will join us.s, ellie temper. the national school scrabble champions who i will play and conquer at their own game. from "more," director kenneth branagh. so join us all this week. after a six-year-long vacation from acting, our first guest tonight returns to the big screen in grandiose fashion. as frigga, the queen of asgard and mother of thor. she bought him his first wiffle hammer, "thor" in 3d opens in theaters friday, please say hello to rene russo. how's it going? >> hi. i like it because your audience is close. okay, can i just say how much i love your family? >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> i love uncle frank. i got to meet sal. i met mickey. this is like a place you'd want to stay. if i didn't have to go to -- i know you probably -- >> jimmy: you're more than welcome. in fact, you can have most of my family. >> i have most of your family. you're italian and german, right? >> jimmy: i'm italian and german-irish, right. you like your family? do they work with you ever? >> i do -- ever? once -- i