>> andy boy's my father, andy d'arrigo, he's the face on the label and a lot of people ask, is there an andy boy and i say, yes, there is. >> who is this? >> yep. it's me. >> oh. ha ha. you see, when folks around here say andy d'arrigo is the face of andy boy produce, they mean it, literally. now 86 years young, he, along with his daughter margaret and son john, run one of the most successful farms in the salinas valley. it all started back in the early 1900s, when andy's dad and uncle emigrated from sicily and went through ellis island. they were both teenagers and spoke barely any english, but they had a dream for something better. >> this is the american dream where people see opportunity. i don't know how my grandfather was living there, could scrape up enough money to put 2 kids on a boat to the united states and probably knowing they'd never see them again. but they knew there was no opportunity there where they lived. and i think that's what the united states is all about. >> the 2 brothers started their operation in new york, but then moved out west to begin growing fruits an

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. so, andy, what's coming up on this here show? >> coming up on this here show, they tell bob woodward we can survive an attack. and why the japanese will never have paris. and we will discuss john gibson and bill shultz. >> thank you, andy. >> get you gone you beet, you acorn. >> why rebuke you him that loves you so? >> i apologize for nothing. >> go away. >> is he gone? yes. >>> look he is here, imogen lloyd webber, owner of three names. she is the author of "the single girl survival guide." you cannot scream her name in a crowded theater. steven crouder. he knows comic timing like i know house boys wining. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he is considered a mule.

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> time to get to one of your answers to the water cooler question of the day. >> this morning we asked -- what's your position on building a slots palace at arundel mills?

for that we go to andy levy. andy, we sought the match. it wasn't a blur bork. >> no, it was a jam freezer. >> they left it all on the blag. i have to say that. >> you can't deny that. go spurg or go smurg. take it one slack at a time. >> all right. mccain protestor tackled or sliped. why was she wearing a shirt that said "do i look undocumented? ". >> she had her issues mixed up. i don't get it. >> what is undocumented look like? does she imply undocumented people look a certain way? that's racist. >> she is racist. she is an angry, racist lady. >> mccain doesn't always look like he doesn't want to meet you. well, he does look like he doesn't want to meet you. sc, you said being an anti-war activist is so 2003. isn't peace always in style? >> no, peace is never in style. peace is always dorky and wonky and lame. >> jim, you compared this fine woman 20* steven hawking and ed bagley, june junior and andy dick? >> yes. >> anymore? >> no, those were the most hideous, most accurate. >> cop fake arrest guy who slept with his daughter. you had n

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> the democratic party has a new logo and it is really snazzy. if by snazzy you mean totally lame. and a massachusetts school district is forced to apologize after several students participate in a prayer service during a field trip to a mosque. the shocking story that will shock you if you are even still capable of being shocked anymore. quite frankly i don't think you are. and finally a village for cats? why does it look like i am asking questions? that's how we do it in the tv business. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> the owl shriek at thy birth. a bad sign. >> that's because the owl was my father. go away. >>> she can kill with you her looks or shotgun. i am here with sc-cupp. she is so hot that coffee sues her for being spilled on her lap. wow. my head hurts. criminal df attorney re in -- criminal defense attorney remy spencer. she is so wonderful that her bra is called the remy bra. and my repulsive schultz kick, bill side. i am changing your name. and sitting next to me, he scare

we can't afford andy harris' idea.tovil and i approve this message. >> good morning, everybody. the yankees are in town tonight to take on the orioles. the ravens will play the bengals on sunday. pete gilbert said football 101 and ray lewis has helped to help the ravens an open the season with a win. >> what a hit. >> a clean punishing blow to let the rest of the league know that real lewis remains a force. >> it is what you work for in playing my position. >> his hit least a lasting memory. the signature moment of the ravens win over the jets. second quarter on monday night. jim leonard one last hurdle. sam cooke took leonard to the ground like a veteran linebacker. >> perfect for. that is what i told sam. >> he came through for us in a big white. >> and saved a touchdown and possibly the game for baltimore. >> it would have been a touchdown. we would have lost the game. >> sam cook mostly goes unnoticed. >> i do not know how you guys do it, each and every play. >> you have to love a guy who sacrificed for the greater

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy.ss if you ask me. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we've gotten anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. sorry to hear about the leg. >> thanks, appreciate. it. >> no problem. >> kristine o'donnell is a witch. greg, you think the witch craft thing will help, and angela, you said the tea party folks may not go for it. but she is a christian. isn't christianity all about redemption? >> it is all about redemption, but certain folks can os trough size you, so she needs to get off the witch stuff and talk policy. >> i wished she didn't turn gingrich into a newt. and i also want to see why they didn't deal with liz -- lesbianism. >> you called o'donnell a secret wiccan. real witches don't have anything to do with say dan. in fact, they don't have anything to do with satan. >> did i mention satan? >> you called her a secret wiccan. >> she said, satan. >> angela, here are the things i do care about. >> do tell. >> i think she needs to answer questions about improper use of campai

for that we go to andy levy.es -- clonies came to play. >> yes, es -- especially the midstryker. >> he had his game hoop on. >> yeah, he did. and a sprained tail too. >> incredible. >> the pledge to america. greg, you said part of the pledge was a vow to deport justin bieber to another country, preferably hawaii. >> yes. >> not in the pledge. >> wishful pledging, if you will. >> and you mentioned nancy pelosi's spokesman ditched the pledge. and one of the things you said was if the pledge were to succeed, it would be used in the private hover hovercraft. i thought you were i can making it up, but it is on page 33. >> it is one of the few honest things they have done in a longtime. orphans are overrated and coasters are under rated. >> some republicans are not high on the pledge either. eric erickson calls it, quote, perhaps the most ridiculous thing to come out since george mccleland. >> i don't even know who george is. >> a civil war general that abe lincoln had to boot. >> that's a longtime. >> it has been a lo

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. old gibbs canning company. today these factories are full of dot com businesses. and now my job is helping maryland create new economy jobs. training new math and science teachers investing in our institutions of excellence pioneering new cyber security jobs and giving an old gm plant a jump start building electric motors. i'm barbara mikulski. i approve this message so you'll know i'm fighting for you. >> ready or not, maryland will become the eighth state to ban drivers from speaking without a handsfree device. >> rob roblin joins us live from glen burnie with more on what is being done to remind drivers of those changes. >> a lot of people are talking of the new law that goes into effect on friday. you can no longer drive on the street without it being handled. you will have to have one of these and it all begins on friday. the ravens tight end was here. at this glen burnie best buy to get ready for this handsfree law. there are a lot

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> a tornado has touched down in the big apple. well, experts have to make that final determination. incredible video, whatever it was, ripped through new york city leaving a trail of destruction. the strong storms even knocked bricks right off of buildings. >> i just started screaming there's a tornado. i'm in the middle of a tornado. it was black and -- >> fire officials confirmed at least one person was killed when a tree fell on top of his car. >>> no tornadoes here but the weather was wild. a lot of heavy rain and it came quickly. justin berk joins us with more. hey, justin. >> i expected it to be scattered showers and real rain rolling in around dark. coming in four or five hours early means it left early. the ground's still wet and the skies cleared out around the immediate baltimore area. clouds in the harrah ford zone up towards pa. we may filter moore clouds back into the picture. we're down to 66 in baltimore. 70 right now in

we can't afford andy harris' idea.'m frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> here is what you're working on for 11:00 tonight. one republican candidate is being kept out of an annual parade in anne arundel. she says she is not invited. we have more on the howard county teachers' aide found guilty of child sex abuse, despite never having physical contact with his victims. these stories and much more are ♪ [ monkey cheeps ] [ male announcer ] a bath becomes even more pleasurable when you know that your water is being heated in an environmentally- conscious way while saving you hundreds of dollars on your water-heating energy bill. the geospring water heater from ge with advanced hybrid technology. heating the water in your home any other way is just going to seem primitive. [ monkey cheeps ] ♪ maryland residents can save up to $780 while funds last. >> how is this summer weather? >> is fabulous. 57 days above 90. today is included in that. we tied the record at the airport. 97 downtown. tomorrow, 10 degrees cooler.

andy actually had the idea. >> it was born of his personality.or it right away? >> oh, yeah, i was on board and could match incredulosity with you? >> larry: is this a fun place to work? >> no. >> larry: no, it's not. >> maybe before fred got here. >> larry: comedy is a serious business. >> no, i the most fun you could ever imagine because you're just around smart and funny people all the time and you're around them a lot. i mean the week is -- it's almost 24 hours a day that you're with everybody. and it's just the most fun constantly, also like blocking sketches. it's just -- >> it's like hangout time. >> it's like your best friends. >> not to be sentimental about it, but i am very sentimental. it's almost nine years to the day that we started our first show, seth and i, our first show was september 29th, 2001, and it was a very different time then to be on live television. >> larry: it sure was. >> and certainly a historic show, but we were also just new cast members trying to figure out where the bathrooms were, so to be able to be back nine

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up, what is phony phone repairment james o'keefe up to now? the shocking story that will make you miss "the love boat." and a chicago woman takes the law into her own hands and shoots a 12-year-old boy who threw bricks into her home. some say she is a hero, but others say she is a heroin. and what song is most likely to make men cry? our allstar panel debates. but any answer other than the black eyedd peas "i got a feeling" will not do. >> you told the story about the old lady. >> away you moldy rogue, you a way. -- away. i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? >>> let's welcome our guest. i am here with anne coulter. she is a political commentator, who knew that? she is so smart that cheese wiz is now known as cheese coulter. and john devore. if common sense was coffee beans, i would grind him every morning. and bill shultz, his stench sets off car alarms. and the great actress, if acting skills were lake trout i would bone him on my kitchen opt coulder. and he fid fidd

for that we go to andy levy. andy, did you catch the game sf -- the game?. my leg was acting up. >> they hit on all cleats. they were off to the gagies. >> once my leg acts up, it is all over. coffee party holds its convention. paul, you asked how progressive is the coffee party when the white guy grabs the mic from the black guy and raps? is it me or does johnny 5 make you long for the old days of vanilla ice? >> absolutely. i still have the poster in my bedroom. >> and also, paul, you said to greg -- i almost said, you head to hitler. you head so greg, are you defending hitler mustaches? aren't you jewish? only jews don't like hitler. >> they think he is great. i am going to a hitler party. >> you just wish he was a little more thorough. >> it is terrible. >> it is not a good thing. >> did you notice the coffee party was predominantly white? >> it was, and old people. andy, you look handsome, by the way. >> thank you. you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> wow. do you want us to leave? >> yes, but it has nothing to do with that. >> andrew. >> paul, you said

that's in andy harris' unfair tax plan. 23% sales tax. a 23% sales tax will cut my business in half. would be devastating. andy harris' 23% sales tax absolutely makes no sense. 23% sales tax would really make things unaffordable. that's too high for the average american out here. i don't know how we would manage it really. don't like that idea. we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message.

for that we go to andy levy. so what do you have besides overwelming sense of joy over tuesday's premiere of "parent hood"? >> there is no room for anything else except the pint of dublin mudslide i bought to eat while i'm watching it. >> are you going to keep your feet warm? >> no, i am not going to keep my feet warm of the -- warm. >> that was silly. >> i learned it was a ben and jerry's flavor and an urban dictionary entry. the more you know. in this case, the less you know the better. >> bring a tarp. >> yeah. ben and jerry's may want to rethink that whole thing. new nonprofit position organization claims mickey d's causes heart disease. you said it is a, quote, so-called physician's group. it actually is a nonprofit organization that conducts clinical research and higher standards for ethics and effectiveness in research. >> can i respond to that? >> sure. >> in 2002 i can't remember if it was the american freedom couple sill -- i made that up. 2002 they did a study and found at most 20% of the staff in that

>> thank you, andy. >> i should be angry if the time were convenient. i apologize for nothing. >> i hope your face falls off and is eaten by an adorable fawn. >> thank you. >> all right. >>> you know what we should do? let's welcome our guests. i am here with leeann, the host of nbc's "poker after dark," the card game. and the national heads up poker championship. she's so hot i tried selling her at a pawnshop. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he stinks of drain hair and sorrow.

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> the parents of a 6-year-old say their daughter was dismissed from a cheering squd after they complained about what they say was inappropriate words in one of the cheers. jennifer tesch was shocked when they are daughter kennedy came home from practice and demonstrated her routine. tesch says when they went to the coach and general manager to express her concern, she got the runaround. eventually the managers of the detroit-area cheerleading squad reportedly removed the girl from the squad, adding that they are keeping the 20-year-old cheer. >> and the lyrics are, our backs ache, our skerts are too tight, we shack our booties from left to right. and at that point, i was just kind of in shock, and right away the next day i addressed it with the coach and the general manager of the wolverines. >> well, tesch says other cheerleading squads have offered to put kennedy on their team. and that brings us to our water cooler question of the day

we can't afford andy harris' idea.kratovil and i approve this message. . >>> fall is just around the corner. if you're looking for a place to get away, enjoy the outdoors and especially enjoy the beautiful fall colors that are coming you might want to take i- 70 west to i-68 and visit the beauty of the maryland mountains. that's what abc 2 news jamie costello did as he was on to go in rocky gap state park. >> reporter: on the other side of the mountains a gem is discovered. >> this is rocky gap. belt way traffic 2.5 hours behind just let up on the peddle and paddle. >> perfect get away for the weekend. >> reporter: shade, blue water and a breeze and a nap. >> i thought i would have to drive and be gone most of the day. quite frankly i've sat here by the lake and really enjoyed myself. >> reporter: like this guy. go back to that bird who's flying right at you. now that's a picture. this owl, this bald eagle, real. >> the birds out in the distance a lot of time never had the opportunity to see the birds up close and pers

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hey, andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on the big show, tuesday was a big night for a little state as christine o'donnell combat mike castle to become the republican nominee for senate. our allstar panel will explain why, or make jokes. plus, a man who burned a quran was fired from his job. the shocking story that is protected by the first heament. and katy perry went back to high school and hear what she had to say to an old classmate. >> thank you, andy. >> so full a voice from so empty a heart. >> my heart is empty, and my pants are full. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? >>> let's welcome our guest. so sick of that. i am here with celebrity bloger, jill done son. -- jill dobson. what a clever name. and joe devito, he is back with that interesting patch of hair. if hilarity was a scrap yard, i would toss my junk at him. and fun fact, he was named "people" funniest man alive. and she is a columnist and commentator. she knows conservative thoughts like i love high strung tots. and each of his sec

,,, that's in andy harris' unfair tax plan. 23% sales tax. a 23% sales tax will cut my business in half. would be devastating. andy harris' 23% sales tax absolutely makes no sense. 23% sales tax would really make things unaffordable. that's too high for the average american out here. i don't know how we would manage it really. don't like that idea. we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> the u.s. senate is talking about whether to repeal the don't ask, don't tell pollcy. joel brown has more. >> reporter: senators are set to cast a key vote later today on whether gay men and women will be allowed to serve openly in the u.s. military. democrats need 60 votes to move forward to repeal the don't ask, don't tell law. most republicans are lining up to stop the measure in its tracks. john mccain argues military commanders believe it's too soon. >> all of them wanted a complete study on the effect of moore rail and -- morale and battle readiness. >> reporter: defense secretary robert gates who supports ge

we can't afford andy harris' idea. frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> stocks are ending mixed and a two-week rally loses momentum. the dow jones industrial average rose 02 points, the nasdaq up almost 2, and the s & p 500 down not quite a point. >>> well -- >> weather wise kelly a little wet out there this evening. >> we need it. no complaints here. >> right. and it reduces that enhanced virus we have had here. and you can see those rainfall totals. i want to go over to maryland's most powerful radar if we could, we've got our weather net up there, you can see kelly we've got more to the west. >> uh-huh. >> we're not done with the rain but i think we're done with the thunder and lightning, that's a good thing. i don't expect any more severe weather, you can see again the heavier rain out toward the south or north and west suburbs of d.c. right now. the rest of this evening, still some showers around, still a few storms, and hour by hour tomorrow we bling the sunshine back, a nice day. peeking ahead, sunday

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> leader harry leads say the plan will be turning up for politics. >> the suspect starting getting mad hitting the clerk in the head as he is desperately trying to get the register opened. no one was hurt, but one quit his job, because he was so shaken up. >> we have a ohio man that could end up in prison. germ ierjeremy lucas put on a monkey suit, and he went through barriers at a construction site. >> i thought he thought it was a practical joke thinking it would be funny. >> lucas said he was taking the act by the inspired movie jack -- >> big tournament in 2014, getting ready for that. we will have more. >> >> so gross, making your skin crawl, and they are everywhere. you can call them now, book bugs after they have come in to a local library. >> put down the phone, stop talking and texting, a local couple take their fight to washington. >> good morning. welcome to the first day of fall, summer is gone. >> it's going to

. - everybody knows it was andy. not fair for us all to take the fall for his big, stupid mouth. - that's ridiculous, angela. and like i'm gonna believe one of his "spermed" lovers. - look, he's been complaining about this for a while. it's not crazy. ugh. - okay, dwight. - hold that thought. i don't want to waste your time, and i wouldn't dare waste mine. i didn't do it. now, i don't know exactly who did it, but i have a list right here. you should fire the following people. - well, i'm inclined to believe you. - why would i disparage a company that has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams? - yeah, i noticed you've has a great year. good boy. - [chuckles] - you turning that money into more money? [whispering] are you referring to alchemy? - i don't like to tell a man what to do with his money, but if you ain't investing in property, then you're dumber than a dummy. - [normal voice] i'm not dumb. i'm smart. - well, buy property. that's my advice. - is there something that you would like to say to me... - uh... - abo

we go to andy levy. >> andy, did you catch the game last night? he dropped the flap on the candle. >> i have it dvred? i haven't watched it yet. do not tell me who hurls the fastest garment. do not. i do not want to know! >> it ain't over until it spluges. > great, thanks. unbelievable. president obama calls the suggestion that 9/11 was an inside job. -- inside job unbable. -- unbelievable. >> you don't get the anchorman reference? >> no, i'm sorry. no, i don't. >> wow. >> you know what, you are snf. >> mike, you mentioned all the traffic that comes with the u.n general assembly being in session and the fact we have to pay for police for overtime. have you also noticed the hookers jack their prices up? >> that's a trick question. no. >> actually, it was a trick question. >> i do like that. >> you are johnny on the spot. >> i really am. >> you might say baker pays women for sex. >> and probably produces hideous children with those hookers. >> also, mike, i agree. it is disappointing he didn't bring the crazy when he rolled into town. he is so much

the real andy harris. buried in his website - a promise to replace the tax code with a 23% sales tax and eliminate the mortgage interest deduction. a bush tax panel said families would pay $6,000 more a year. a reagan tax advisor calls it a very dumb idea. but that's not his only bad idea. harris was the only senator to vote against expanding the child care tax credit and against the state's cancer treatment program. andy harris' extreme ideas will cost us. old gibbs canning company. today these factories are full of dot com businesses. and now my job is helping maryland create new economy jobs. training new math and science teachers investing in our institutions of excellence pioneering new cyber security jobs and giving an old gm plant a jump start building electric motors. i'm barbara mikulski. i approve this message so you'll know i'm fighting for you. >> crews are out there staying on top of the weather. we will have the latest from across the region. a massive recall tonight from fisher-price. they c

we can't afford andy harris' idea.rank kratovil and i approve this message. everyone knows a fee is a tax. you raised some taxes during that period, particularly the property tax as well as a lot of fee increases. as you know, there's a big difference between fees and taxes. but...they're the same. it's a tax. it's a tax. it's a tax. it's a tax. there's a big difference between fees and taxes. fees and taxes are one in the same. if it comes out of my pocket, it's a tax. now he says it isn't true. we didn't raise taxes. what? still doing the same thing, paying out more money. typical politician. definitely. >> welcome back to "11 news saturday morning." thank you for joining us. >> we'll get to your top stories in just a minute, but first let's go outside and look at the weather. >> york is at 45 right now. but it is going to warm up. this time of year, we get big swings in the temperature from the morning to the afternoon. in the morning we will wind up close to 77 or 78. let's start by taking a look at the current tem

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> all right, this is it. last day of summer. that means autumn is here. how about that? it's a gigantic pumpkin. it weighs 954-pounds. it was 1003 last week. two best friends are trying to grow the largest pumpkin ever. they hope to take first place in the local competition. after that, the pumpkin will be on sale. how many pumpkin pies can that make? >> i don't know, but a lot. >> maryland's most powerful doppler radar. >> pumpkin has to testify with congress first. we have ourselves some chilly temperatures. here is baltimore county. we have ourselves a widespread in temperatures. at the new, how should i say, at 46 degrees, you'll notice 50 in lutherville elementary. dundock at 55. we have a 10-degree spread in baltimore county and close to the coldest temperatures in maryland, in fact, right now at the elementary school, holding at the coldest spot at currently 44 degrees. it's mighty chilly on this last morning of summer, but summe

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the real andy harris. buried in his website - a promise to replace the tax code with a 23% sales tax and eliminate the mortgage interest deduction. a bush tax panel said families would pay $6,000 more a year. a reagan tax advisor calls it a very dumb idea. but that's not his only bad idea. harris was the only senator to vote against expanding the child care tax credit and against the state's cancer treatment program. andy harris' extreme ideas will cost us. >>> in today's wjz-13 health watch report, there's a twist and a not so surprising study, one out of three americans depend on coffee to get through their work day. nurses and doctors and hotel workers are third. >> and the morning news anchor. >> maybe! >>> and be sure to check back in with wjz-13 at 4:00, 5:00, and 6:00. >> there's a new drink that's popular and it's dangerous, should this drink be out lawed? join us for the story and all of the breaking news at 4:00. of the breaking news at 4:00. >> we haveve we got stuck with a 72% rate hike. but ma

we can't afford andy harris' idea. frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> it is now 5:43. a freshman tries crossing a street and doesn't make it, linda? >> police say it was an accident, and the driver just couldn't avoid it. joey was at two friends -- with two friends when they were crossing the road, and joey d'entremont. he was in the crosswalk, but the light prohibited him from walking. the 19 is quire old driver -- 19 year old driver had no time to stop, and hit and killed joey. >>> joey was a lovable guy. >> i would go through hard times with my family, and he would say, always stick with your family, never forget thim, you never know when you can lose someone like that. and then i lost him. meanwhile funeral's have been set. tuesday 69:00 p.m. -- 6:00 to 9:00 p.m. and the funeral on the following day. >> classes at chesapeake bay high which he -- chesapeake middle and folger will not have school today, but they will resume tomorrow morning. >> if you are going to go at it, go at it hard, but don't disresp

we can't afford andy harris' idea.ovil and i approve this message. ♪ >> that's the band performing their song wakeup call and it's a reminder to you to tune in tomorrow morning. they'll be performing live to celebrate the release of their new album, hands all over. >> i love them. i really do. >> which one is your favorite? >> adam. meantime coming up in this half hour, who knew that taking out the garbage could lead to a happier marriage. who knew? i think everybody knew that. >> we're talking about the chore wars, from doing laundry and prepping meals to taking out the garbage, sometimes one partner feels like they're taking on a larger role and so we're going to tell you why it's important to pitch in to keep the peace. >> and a little bit later on, my book club for kids is in session. we're reviewing ninth ward, about a 12-year-old girl and her fiercely loving caretaker who had visions of an upcoming storm which turns out to be hurricane katrina. >>> also ahead in "today's" kitchen, a party and healthy one dish din

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> it was a hit show on nbc. where talk about "community." it kicks off the second season with a special guest, betty white. last season ended with a love triangle. we are joined live with the man at the center of that love triangle. how much he loved doing these interviews? >> i love them. >> we love them. >> i love to watch them over and over again. >> that is why i got into acting. how can i consolidate as many interviews as possible? >> 19 that donald, he said he would love to sit in our -- in a chair for three hours. >> tell us about the love triangle you are in. >> well, he got married, and i fell in love. >> no, one on the show. >> well, anyway. it is between profs late slater, annie and just. and ended with them vying for jeff's love. of those issues are dealt with in the first episode. everything is different. >> now, i know what you are thinking -- when is troy going to get some? >> we have been waiting an entire season. >> you

andy stern.a plan to create 12 million jobs. he calls it -- no, this is from the center for american progress. americorps on steroids. in a nutshell, stern's idea assuming that the average annual cost can of $15,000 per person for just $46.5 billion, we could offer every 16 to 24-year-old who wanted a job a national service opportunity. well, that's fantastic. that is fantastic. so everybody who is 16 to 24 could work for the government. where did he get that idea? oh, that's right. this. the center for american progress. here was their solution. ready? bottom line for less than $1.5 billion, congress could engage close to 150,000 individuals in national service for one year. less than $14,000 per member. the strategy would create the equivalent of over 100,000 new jobs. there it is. center for american progress. we have told you last week this is exactly what they do. they create an unsustainable system. they force their solutions on the american people. and the american people beg them for it.

here's andy.ul sights in allegheny county and downtown cumberland but it's also about the arts. >> we have two arts and entertainment one in cumberland, one in frostburg and lots happening all of the time. >> reporter: that's what keeps the community viable. cumberland theater will do the rocky horror show. we have festivals, our artist studio tour in early november. lots to come out and enjoy. >> these are shops here. they are local shops. haary owns one. you have a great toy shop. >> it's become a collection point for homecoming people. we are a great town for homecomings. not only do we have one of the premiere homecoming games between allegheny my personal favorite and for the hill featured in a national film. it's friday night, football night. i'll be up there. >> very good. notice this clean shirt. you run a clean shirt business. >> that's correct. >> reporter: this is mike. how are you, mike? >> i am wonderful. >> reporter: why do you live here? >> i was originally from montgomery county. i

we go now to andy levy. it is a shame about anne clara. >> it was her time. >> i suppose it was. >> polls show 80% of americans think we are weaker than we used to be. you said 80% think they have seen the weakest days in the world. ambassador, i was disappointed you didn't bring that up. not off to a good start. >> not a fan of rainbow. i like deep purple though. >> the color or the band? >> the color. >> ambassador, you said reducing commitments is a sign we are weaker, but is it necessarily -- for instance, if we were to pull our troops out of europe and say, foot your own defense bill for once, would that make us weaker? >> it would make them weaker, that's for sure. >> but i'm okay with that. >> anna, you said obama's change hasn't come as quickly as people hoped for, or maybe it came too quickly. >> maybe. we are getting philosophical. >> bill, you said if you want to know what the world thinks of americans, why did you poll americans? that's not the point. the point is to find out what americans think

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> going once, going twice, sold to a mystery bidder. the towson commons auctioned off this afternoon. the near empty building fetched more than $20 million, it may be going, going, gone but gone to who? >> third and final call at $20 million. any more? >> reporter: the towson commons goes to a mystery bidder. the defunct retail property now belongs to this man or who he represents. he made the successful bid and signed the paperwork but didn't identify himself to the media or bother to make a comment. the auctioneer was under the same instruction leaving onlookers and the county puzzled as to the future of the commons. >> at this point it's a private transaction so we respect the process and just like you were curious to know who the purchaser is, that is just part of the private process. >> reporter: at some point the county will find out and begin negotiateses on the buyer's vision for towson commons. a property that did attract many

now to andy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> the woman who came up with the idea is forced to go to hiding. why we are living in the middle ages. and the national science foundation puts the nsf in the nsfw. and a new study says that women prefer chilled guys. our allstar panel will take a mellow look at the situation if it is cool with you. if not, no big. >> thank you, andy. >> i spinout of my wig. >> i am an inferior dog or mopping grel. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? >>> i am here with fox news anchor jillian huddy. what are you wearing on your shoulder? >> what eskimo did you kill? >> somebody killed a raccoon on the way to work. >> i thought it looked nice. >> she is so nice heating blankets are now called huddy blankets. maybe that's what it is. if he were a slot machine i would pull him until i hit the jackpot. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he stinks of blisters and spit. and sitting next to merks the feminist comedian for the ages. if hilarity was italian sausage, i would grind him in a dark

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> friday morning and it is sunny out there. it's going to be hot as well. you're looking at a live picture of the inner harbor this morning. justin will have more on your weekend weather, there are some things going on this weekend, he'll fill you in on what you can expect. many of you love a good steak, you may have a favorite place to chow down on one, this may change your mind. suzanne from baltimore magazine is here. she has a hard job. >> best beaches, best steakhouses, best restaurants. >> this was so much fun. we'd never done a round-up of all the steakhouses. there are many similarities, but also many differences. it was fun. >> how do you determine who has the best steak? >> we didn't really rank them, who had the best. we wanted to let people know, this is what you'll find. >> some of them were pretty pricey. before you spend a lot of money, you might as well know what's fair. is it more formal? more casual? we have stories ab

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> growing evidence that obesity may be linked to a viral imfection -- infection. some students that are infected with the virus have a highier chance of weighing 50 pounds more than kids who didn't have the virus. there are five genes linked to ovarian cancer. the doctor's made the link -- and the findings could help identify those with the high risk of the cancer. >> another study shows that most americans aren't getting enough exercise. a study shows that 5% does some activity on any given day. most are reported of eating, drinking and watching tv. >>> you'll want to watch tv and eyewitness news later on today and tonight for a friday night football tragedy. a quarterback dies on the field, the third death in weeks. is anything being done? >>> and flu shots and heart attacks. the unusual link between the two. join us for more, after dr. phil. >> and stay with us, the five- day forecast is up next. ,,,,,, mmmm. you don't love me anymor

we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. >>> a woman is going to die by lethal injection tonight in virginia. she and two accomplices were after life insurance money. european union workers asked her to commute the sentence to life in prison. >>> an ohio suspect was not thinking clearly. >> we received a phone call from a man who was in pain and he was compacted several pains and he was begging us to empty a garbage truck. >> he was running away from the officers and when someone spotted him stealing -- it took the police several minutes to dig him out. he's recovering in an area hospital. >>> a bus driver in austin, texas went too far to quiet a rowdy bus. 11 students were hospitalized after he slammed on the brakes without warning. none of the seats had seatbelts and the incident is under investigation. >>> giving back, the creator of facebook is helping the next generation of great thinkers. the 26-year-old will announce a donation to the newark, new jersey school system. the

we can't afford andy harris' idea.l tv 11 news update. >> a very happy friday to you. things weather-wise are very nice and quiet after showers and storms rolled through last night. 84 this afternoon and things are drying out at -- with a brisk wind at 5 to 15 miles per hour. a bright, sunny ♪ >>> and we're looking into the grammy award winning members of the ban the rue 5. it's safe toy say their dreams of rock 'n roll stardom have come true. and they're going to be here to play live in convert next week here on "today."cvert next week here on "today."ert next week here on "today." >> they have great. >> coming up in this half hour, we're going to be talking about advise that everyone can probably use. we're talking about how to remove stains from everything. >> even if you don't have kids. >> from what goes on your carpet, to furniture, fingerprints on your walls. we have got some expert advice on how to keep everything looking spic and span. >> just want to take a look at this home. >>> also ahead, if you're trying

we also had raggedy-andy. he was the precursor to freddy kruger. >> you will not throw one of these off the top flight of stairs and get a response from the bottom. it is just not going to do anything. it is not designed for fun. >> interesting you say up ward looking. my gi joes were often found days later in michael 11 after i lost them -- in my colon after i lost them. >> did you see these things catching on in the united states? >> no, the one that is weird is the sheep with a zipper in the middle. so what do you do? do you unzip the center of the sheep? >> i guess maybe because it is two personalities that are split. bill, how many of these do you own? >> none, greg, and i don't want to turn this whole, we've come a long way, baby. it is important to note that not 30 years ago the american association of psychiatry listed homosexuality as a mental disorder. and it is probably hard to believe, but 30 years ago there was actually a hungry homosexual hipo on the market for this type of disorder. i am so happ

we can't afford andy harris' idea.'m frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> live, local, late breaking. you are watching wbal-tv 11 news and the hd with stan stovall, donna hamilton, tom tasselmyer. 11 news at 5:00 p.m. in hd continues now. >> new tonight at 530, want to catch the bus, train, or light rail? you need the new charm card. it is a new way to get around baltimore and washington, d.c. >> and has been tested for months and it is finally open today. we have more on what that means for your commute. >> the new card will not only make it easier for writers to pay their fares but also connected the mta with other transit agencies in the area. >> it is time baltimore caught up. >> the m.t.a. degrees. they have introduced to the baltimore charm card. riders can use it to get on any public transit in the area, bus, train, or light rail. load the card with money, but come and go. that automatically deduct the fare from your account. >> less cash handling. it expedites the service. the bus is not sitting at the

we can't afford andy harris' idea. frank kratovil and i approve this message. >> live, local, late breaking-- this is wbal 11 news at 5:00 in h.d. >> new tonight at 5:30 -- it happens to football players, soccer players, male and female, the dangers of concussions are being examined in washington. the risks of head trauma for athletes like permanent brain damage are very real. >> doctors and players testified before congress saying student- athletes need to be properly protected against common head injuries. hill go live to capitol for more on this story. >> this hearing focused on new legislation proposed to set safety standards in schools across the country to deal with concussions. it's something one teenager says is -- >> one of my teammates and i collided. i don't remember what happened. >> she is off the soccer field, recovering from a concussion she suffered a month ago. >> testifying before a house committee, the high-school senior says the injury is taking its toll and the classroom. >> i have a lot of hours o

that's in andy harris' unfair tax plan. 23% sales tax. a 23% sales tax will cut my business in half. would be devastating. andy harris' 23% sales tax absolutely makes no sense. 23% sales tax would really make things unaffordable. that's too high for the average american out here. i don't know how we would manage it really. don't like that idea. we can't afford andy harris' idea. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. here's what you should be watching: your cable bill. because you could be paying way too much. stop spending more for second best. upgrade to verizon fios and get tv, internet and phone for just $99.99 a month for a year. and here's a special bonus: you'll also get the fios tv movie package and epix -- free for 12 months. and with this offer, there's no term contract required. if you don't love fios, cancel at anytime with no early termination fee. fios gives you the best channel lineup, superior picture quality and more hd... plus internet rated #1 in satisfaction, speed and reliability. last chance. offer ends octob