thanks, andy. >> whatever.y right there, i'm watching you. >>> well, it is a toddlers and tierra update. last night we reported the stupid woman -- remember the stupid woman who dressed her daughter in a hooker outfit from "pretty woman" now out of the goodness of her heart she plans to sell the outfit and donate the proceeds to a chir tee, an -- a charity, an anti-abortion charity. i look at this, baker, but then i hear she is giving money to a charity. she is not the bad person i thought she was. >> that's okay i'm sure. it is a pure coincidence she is giving money to a charity after she gets in trouble. >> as a parent there is nothing about that show that is not a complete freakin train wreck. and this is just like the leading steam engine of the train wreck. this was such a bad example of parenting. and now she has decided she will continue her effort to grab fame by talking about putting up for charity auction. incredible. >> kurt, isn't this controversy exactly what this show wanted? isn't it how it stays

this sunday, andy will deliver his last regular commentary.e thoughts about that. >> i make my living using the english language. >> reporter: if there's one thing andy rooney can always make a story out of, it's anything. >> but i just want to say that giving a kid the same name as his father is dumb. >> reporter: and if there's one person at cbs who appreciates the genius that takes... >> you go down here to the third light... >> reporter: ... it's me. >> you want to cut right. >> reporter: for a while, back between 2003 and 2005 i had to fill a few minutes myself for "60 minutes" 2. it's not easy. certainly not as easy as he made it seem when he ambled into my elevator story. (laughs) and pretty much took it over. >> how hard would bit to program an elevator so that two of them didn't end up on the same floor at the same time. >> reporter: between three floors, andy came up with at least a half dozen witty observations on the microtopic of elevators alone. >> it must cost money for three elevators to come to the lobby at the same time. >> h

>> what andy says on camera? >> you know what i want a w harshly worded letter sent out to someone. >> by me or by you? yu? >> i don't know where i am anymore. >> adam, i agree with you>> a about five guys having great gus burgers, but that's.burgers, b it i hope you rot in hell for what you said in mcdonalds. masa, did you seriously say a a taco bell has the finestel mexican food.thn >> yes jie. do you mean that? fo >> i really do, but i have never had it sober.have >> yak -- jack in the box has better taco. bell >> jack in the box with thein te that and the juices soaking through the shell so that it stains the seat of your car. it is fantastic.t tim >> i will try it the next time. i am drunk. yk y >> never in new york. >> you have never had a crunchy beef burr burrito>> sober. >> not from fast-food. a >> that was a euphemism andke baker are you disgusting. >> greg, did you say you livedis the atkins diet, but you don't consider it a lifestyle. want >> i want three years ago greg to materialize and beat the c l

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and a few minutes about andy rooney as he prepares his last regular commentary for "60 minutes." >> i've said it and i'm glad captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scot pelley. >> pelley: good evening. america's economic troubles began when the housing bubble burst and so economists look for housing and any signs of a recovery and today they may see some. a report out today says some home prices in 20 cities rose in july nine-tenths of a percent from the previous month. but prices are still down 4.1% from the previous year. and look at this, housing prices are down 30.9% since the housing market peaked in june, 2006. we asked senior business correspondent anthony mason to tell us what we should make of the latest numbers. >> reporter: in their ferndale, michigan home, ray and brianna scott are underwater. deep underwater. >> it's terrible. it's... it's not the way it should be. >> reporter: six years ago, they bought the house they're raising their two sons in for $132,000. but even with a slight increase in value in recent months, it's now worth only about $80,

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>> turks andy. >> happy miniature golf day, greg. >> good one, andy. i get it. >> what are you talking about? >> it is getting old. >> i don't know what you mean. >> why are you being a jerk? >> have i no idea what you are talking about. >> this will end with you saying, i guess every time you golf it is miniature golf, greg, right? >> wow. i have to say i never even thought of that, greg. i just wanted to let people know it is miniature golf day because it is fun for kids 8 to 80. i am a little hurt you thought i would use it to make a joke about your height. >> well i apologize, andy. it has been a long day. >> that's okay. just thought maybe you knew me well enough to know i am not going to take a cheap shot like that. >> seriously, i'm sorry. >> don't worry about. it greg? >> yes. >> is it true for awhile you lived in a miniature golf course window? >> let's welcome our guests. >>> she is so sharp she sleeps on a pin cushion amount of first time guest tonight. she is journalist and middle east come meanter lisa last -- lisa daft tar re. we have com

andy? >> well, i would just say he gave a great speech in georgetown about new foundation. >> rose: that was at the beginning of the campaign, wasn't it? >> right. well, it was... i think it was shortly after. >> rose: his election, right. >> but i do think this raises the exact point. they have not been consistent, they have not en focused, they have gotten distracted, they've gotten inside washington and i think what the president did tonight is to try to reframe a discussion with the american people. and i agree it's not as broad a discussion about the economy that ultimately needs to be had but really what he was saying is i've tried everything i know how the do in washington, american people. i now have a series of ideas that actually will relieve the suffering. you've taken responsibility for your life, the question is, are we going to take responsibility? and i think the answer is going to be no. and i think president at least is well served if nothing is going to get done by making

let's go to andy levy. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg.nd have you had your shots, america. somehow vaccinations suddenly have become a huge issue for the presidential candidate. we will have no team coverage next. and will some columbia university students be putting the dinner ahmadinejad? and finally a man sues white castle because he is too fat to fit in the fast-food chain seats. we will go live to absolutely nowhere straight ahead. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy defy superstition and national cream filled donut day, greg. >> well, andy, i would definitely walk under a ladder for a cream-filled donut. >> that's the spirit. and fingers crossed that nothing bad happens on superstition day. >> join me later. i brought cream filled donuts for the staff. >> want to drop it for tonight? >> yeah, my heart is not into it. >> it is okay. we all have bad days. >> look, i don't want to let you down. >> it is too late for that, andy. it is too late for that. >> in that's how you feel. i thought you were the one whose heart wasn't in it. what

we will close things out with andy levy.o to foxnews.com/redeye. >>> i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up on the next "red eye" we have patti ann browne and the host of" that metal show" and criminal defense attorney recommend knee spencer -- remi spencer will be our ombudsman because andy is hosting. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> masa, where will you be later today? >> on fox business at 5:00. >> but you will be watching "the five." sorry. >> i will be taping "red eye" that i am hosting. >> that's true. >> the one that one is watching. >> yes. >> adam, you didn't win new york's funniest reporter competition. did you feel you were robbed? >> i think the people who won paid the judges. >> really? >> i don't have the proof, but i'm geting it. >> you working on it? god speed, my friend. mike, what is your plug in this week? >> i feel like diligence has already been well marketed for sure during this show, so i would like to put in another bid for taps. it is a terri

let's go to tv's andy levy. >> hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> what was that about? >> have i no idea. >> weird. >> adult film company is building a porn bunker. i thought that is where you kept your porn. >> that's a good point. >> maybe that's just me. >> probably is. greg, you mentioned a spokesman says the 1500-person guest list for the bunker will include -- will include merit-based and twitter followers in the general public. >> john gibson? >> no, my friend joey. he is really into uh poke lip particular legends and porn. it works out per perfectly. >> by the way, the same spokesman says their goal is to survive the apocalypse whether it takes the form of, quote, fireballs, earth worms, extends editor wren shall rainfall and biblical rapture. radioactive flesh eating swrom bes -- zombies or a combination of the above. >> i don't want to sound cynical, but it sounds like there won't be an apocalypse and this is a pr stunt. >> it is sad because we fell for it. >> and i think a lot of people have, greg. >> i welcomed the trap. >> that's a good . >> it was a class

we have to close things up with andy levy. with andy levy.ips of recent shows [ jet plane passing ] [ swings squeaking ] [ squeaking ] [ creaking ] [ rock music playing ] from exploring europe to conquering x-camp... girl scouts today offers so many incredible opportunities, the only problem you'll have is diding what to do. so... ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, whoo! ♪ post game wrap up. >> was being on "red eye" everything greg promised you. >> i think i survived and i won't get fired yet jie. i think you are fine. then again. >> i'm sure george w. bush will be so proud of me. >> he is a huge fan, by the way. of yours.

from tv's andy levy, a sad, sad little man. and to see clips of recent shows, foxnews.com/redeye. >>> back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> michael, how do dictators stay in power? i'm asking for a friend though. >> well, tell him he can look -- i wrote about this in yesterday's wall street journal. i am pitching something from yesterday. >> excellent. >> remi, you will be on "nancy grace" later today? >> no, not later today, but a week from today, next tuesday. i will be bringing the defense perspective to that -- >> better go out and kill someone. >> a very pros couldial-type show. >> excellent. >> thanks, andy. >> how is the book doing? >> the book is continuing to do well. we also have a children's version of the book called, seriously, just go to sleep. it is coming out in april. it is appropriate to read to your young one. >> that sounds boring. >> i low pressure on "hannity" tomorrow night. >> tonight you mean? >> yes, later tonight jie. we are pretending this is on at 3:30 in the morning. >> have i no tim

with that we go to andy levy.welcome back from your holiday. >> good to be back, greg, yes, from my hol day. >> you spent the holiday as a jew. >> yes. >> jewish only on holiday. >> it wasn't a holiday, greg. >> it wasn't? >> no. >> did i miss a jewish holiday? >> no, it was my niece's bar mitzvah. >> months -- mo swre ltov. >> god bless you. >> they said they were inspired by the arab spring. while the protestors were playing hacky sack the protestors in yemen were yeld -- were killed. >> you brought up the fact that some of the protestors were arrested for wearing ski masks to bank of america. according to routers, quote, four were held for wearing masks which is illegal for groups of two or more. >> i saw that. individuals wearing a mask is cool. >> first of all, halloween? >> i think that's a loophole. >> second, greg's parties? >> well, they have no rules. >> you got special zoning clearance. >> i did when the cop used to come. >> there was a cop? >> i didn't know that. >> i am here about the noise? >> that's

>> andy, i was legitimately asking. i never heard of it. >> i can't do this anymore. >> this isn't about ask a stupid question day. >> what do you mean? >> i know why you are mad at me, and i feel bad about it. >> oh you feel bad about it? >> i do. i had no idea you were waiting for a massage. >> you had no idea i was waiting for a massage? you know i see antonias on tuesday. >> i know. >> do you know how much tension i am holding in my quads and delts? >> i will tell my guy renaldo to your house. >> i can't stay mad. happy ask a question day. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so smoking that she has to wear a surgeon general's warning label at all times. the author of the book "outnumbered" and he is so sharp he cuts his own hair with his face. tim young. and he stinks of unpaid bills and failure. from -- he is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. don't know what i was saying there. and he is considered america's funny man. so sitting next to me, comedian tomb shaw lieu. -- tom shalou. and our "new york times" correspo

i'm andy levy. guess what. i will see you --y >> never. >> monday >> bret: would rick perry's stand on illegal imgreat lakes hurt him with conservatives? address the u.n. on palestinian

now to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, he is not running, except he is not running, but he might be running. plus, an actress from the show time series "the l word" was kicked off a southwest airlines for kissing her girlfriend. stick around to see if we have video. and new tv in a prison? the outrageous story that will outrageously outrage you straight ahead. greg? >> happy gwenyth paltrow's birthday. >> she is truly america's sweetheart. >> and britain's sweetheart, greg. >> she is the world's sweetheart, andy. >> she is. everybody is nuts about -- well, i can't do it, greg. >> why, what's wrong? >> gwenyth paltrow is a monster, greg. >> what do you mean? >> did you hear what she did? >> what? >> she fired her gardener because at her birthday party she was doing an impression of brad pitt saying, what's in the box? >> that seems like harmless fun. >> right? i guess it was i can making her wife, chris martin cry. >> i was never a fan. >> you used to play fan "creep" a lot. >> that's radiohead. >> the gal

we will wrap it up with andy levy. to see clips of recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye. >>> i will be back at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from former british soldier. elise, she is she is a nice lady and nick gillespie with hair. back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. >> welcome. >> tom, what is skullly square. >> that's where they used to hang out and it is the name of my barber shop quartet. we have a new cd out. they are sold everywhere but i tunes. >> can you sing barber shop without everybody else? >> you need the quartet. >> i know you do. i was just asking. >> i think people can get this album. >> you can buy it. i think it is on i tunes right now. i need to check with my guys, but it is there. >> check with your guys. >> you have to check with your team. >> it is on cd baby too. >> jaime, where can we find you on twitter? >> that's an excellent question. i don't know where you got it, but it is actually v

still to come, ite half time report from andy levy.should be confiscated. >> those people who travel by foot especially in areas with cars. thanks, pedestrians. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong? hope you had a great weekend, andy. >> i did, greg, did you? >> i had a lovely one. >> okay. support the tea party movement and help scott brown win his election and kristine o'donnell and joe miller win their primaries. he is sponsoring a gop debate next monday. >> where was that place we went to in baltimore? >> that wasn't a restaurant. >> remember we went to that one place and i was expecting a panda? >> yes. >> it is in the title. >> yes. >> that. >> jedediah, you were joking when you said you thought hoffa's comments were outrageous. >> no i thought it was outrageous. >> seriously? do you think sarah palin was outrageous? >> that is an outrageous comparison and you know that. >> you are outraged again. >> you know, what i am outraged all night tonight. >> it is absolutely no difference. targeting people -- it is a

>> thank you, andy. >> happy defy superstition and national cream filled donut day, greg. >> well, andy, i would definitely walk under a ladder for a cream-filled donut. >> that's the spirit. and fingers crossed that nothing bad happens on superstition day. >> join me later. i brought cream filled donuts for the staff. >> want to drop it for tonight? >> yeah, my heart is not into it. >> it is okay. we all have bad days. >> look, i don't want to let you down. >> it is too late for that, andy. it is too late for that. >> in that's how you feel. i thought you were the one whose heart wasn't in it. what else could it possibly be about? >> i said before i didn't know that was the conditioner. next time put your damn name on it. >> i thought sven left it. >> scen was bold. >> i never saw it without his leather hood. >> it is $120 a tube. >> seriously? >> yes, it is a blend of chamomile and grape seed as well as a touch of amber oil, greg. >> now i feel bad. i didn't even realize it was conditioner at the time. >> what did you think it was? >> it is not important. >> i hate you. >> well, you s

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> don't worry, america. i will take it from here. should people who do dumb things on air -- air planes on 9/11 bow shot in a fair debate. and a college introduces mandatory drug tests for all students. the story so shocking just talking about it may be unconstitutional. and finally bill schulz visits the first moonshine distill rather since the days of prohibition. did they make it back? spoiler you alert. >> big day today. >> you mean because it is -- >> back on this day in the 1940s, the paintings were found in france. the paintings were 15,000 to 17,000 years old and considered the finest art. what a day in history indeed. >> but i was just going to tell you -- >> reporter: also on september 12th, 1953, nakita was elected the first communist party. and this was the exact same day that john kennedy was married. what an uh -- amazing day, greg. 1k3* in 1977, the leader of the black consciousness movement died. and in happier news, he won back his belt from randy turpine. >> today i

john, do you think andy murray believes in his heart that he can beat rafa?es he have to convince himself during the match that that's possible? john: well, i think he believes on this surface, he really does -- the match is that much better for him. but he's got to have fresh legs. and that's the part where the toughness mentally -- mary talked about that, attitude adjustment. it's hurting him right now. bill: 15-15. john: it seems certainly highly unlikely watching this at the moment that he's going to be able to win this match. able to win this match. highly unlikely. john: how quick is that? he's so good at sneaking, if you want to call it that, into net. bill: just pounced. 30-15. john: he sees murray go to the one hand and he's in like a flash. most of the match, he's taken that forehand, that inside-out, and gone back to his forehand, murray's. and you notice the way he won that last game is he took that shot and ripped it up the line for a winner. so now murray trying to make his shot more unpredictable again. bill: 6-6 at net. john: that makes life t

hi, andy. >> how are you, greg? caller: i'm great. thank you for asking. >> let me get right into this speech. >> greg: please do. don't hold back. >> liz, you said there was nothing new in this bill and kevin, you said we are already spending money. i couldn't gree more with both of you. this bill is amazing. listen to this, small business tax cut, rebuilding america, roads, airport, schools, teachers going back to work, tax cuts for families, no more earmarks and no more boondoggles. this is all paid for. this is un-[bleep]-believable. this bill is magical. >> greg: it is magical. it's a unicorn. i don't see why have you to swear. >> i am that excited. i am excited about everything going back to work. >> greg: i'm excited. you are excited. >> apparently you don't care -- except, wait. the a.p. did a big fact check and that everything in this bill is not paid for. >> greg: inaccurate? >> i guess that would be right. >> greg: i'm good at these games. >> forget everything i just said. >> greg: okay. >> i can tell you why -- do we care?

back to you, andy. >> thanks, remy. nice job. let's welcome our guest. i am here with fox newschannel patti ann browne. her new album drops next tuesday. look, it is a first time guest. he is the co-host of vh1 classics. he has no idea what will happen to him tonight. bill schulz. he eats paste. and her parents don't know, but she voted for obama in 2008. >> that happens. >> and he sleeps in a crib because he is a big old lib. how are you, pinch? >> governor rick perry's campaign is likely to face questions on his year old book's passionate specific take 0* rights. here is a passage from chapter two. "me think things. me no like big government. don't you mess with the texas." time for nap. it is a great book. >> you are an idiot. we are starting shoat and hopefully you will be dead by the end. we r we no longer at risk from terrorists? that was a horrible rhyme. and is the white house putting them on the ropes? americans feel safer than they have in the past decade or nearly so. with a new gal lop poll, 38% think an attack is likely to happen over the ne

thanks, andy. andy interviewed me for the position so i owe her and i'd also couldn't do this without marian grady and the staff at glen park and the students who i learn from every single day, i learn something new about myself, about them, and about what my job is. so thank you very much. [applause] superintendent garcia: next i'd like to call on guadelupe herrero. >> good evening, commissioners. i have the privilege of naming zack rollins from the bena vista horace mann school who was nominated by a colleague. he's a modest gentleman. i'm here to accept on his behalf. zack, many of you may know, i know our superintendent can speak to, has been ever present in the horace mann community for 20 years or more. he's an individual in the school community who really represents the spirit of, in particular, the student body there, who looks to him as a role model, who always demonstrates a genuine sense of care, is there first thing in the morning when students pull up on their skateboards and is the la

andy gets grumpy, the orioles walk away a win from new york.he nail biter between the saints and the packers starts off this season in sometime. you're watching "first look" on msnbc. 8gg@ú >> we welcome back to "first look," i'm lynn berry. the nfl season has officially begun. here's nbc's fred row again. >>> good morning, the wait is finally open. the nfl season kicked off with one between the saints and the packers. the teams combined for ten touchdowns. none better than this. randall cobb tie add record with a 108-yard kickoff return. should have been tackled a few times. welcome to the league. the saints made it interesting. down eight. three seconds left. drew brees threw to the end zone. pass interference. new orleans hit a shot. from the 1. the pack brought down the house. what a way to start the season. green bay ron it 32-34. >>> the season started for the nfl, it's likely over for peyton manning. he had another surgery in his neck. recovery time, two to three months. the only time you'll see peyton this season is in commercials. okla

for that we go to andy levy. great job on hannah tee tonight. >> i think you shined. >> no, he asked good questions. i have to give him all of the credit. they report theatd republican -- that the republican senator jim demint, pick another night. i am planning to watch the primary debate and the president should watch it too. >> is that like a threat to him like the president better watch it. >> the president should watch the debate too. >> he has a plan to put it out. if he has a jobs proposal give it a writing and i want to read the bill. >> did you see that, greg? >> he says he will deject to the session if the date isn't moved. and why are thees holding -- and why are they holding them hostage? >> that was an excellent point andy levy? >> they are just like terrorists. >> and racists. >> the president is black, you know. >> really? >> it came from a lack of sexual experience and being adopted. >> really? >> i didn't know you were uh doptded. -- i didn't know you were adopted. >> when would it ever come up in

andy roddick cracked at the u.s. open, and the nfl opener comes down to the final play. >>> good morning, and welcome back to "early today." i'm lynn berry, and here are some of your top headlines this morning. >>> officials say yesterday's power outage to nearly six million in the american southwest and mexico was probably caused by a utility employee doing work near yuma, arizona. san diego gas and electric says power has been restored to over half a million customers. >>> in texas crews believe they have turned the corner on a wildfire that's burned almost 1,400 homes. today they plan to use a converted dc-10 jetliner to drop retardant. meanwhile t national weather service says texas just finished the nation's hottest ever june through august period. >>> the associated press reports the obama administration is considering stationing u.s. troops in kuwait next year. times to coincide with the u.s. withdrawal from iraq. >>> a book compiled from newly released interviews with jackie kennedy says president john f. ken

andy stern, i'll start with you. is the public ready for this and the sacrifice that will be required of different groups? >> i think they're tired of it, doesn't seem to make my sense. at the same time, when you get to issues that are important to them, they're concerned about their particular area. so i think they're as ready as they're ever going to be. i don't think more information really matters. i think this is about making tough choices and moving on. >> senator domenici, is the public ready for this? >> well, i'm kind of of two minds, but i will let the part that i think is more realistic answer. i don't think they are. because of one major thing. the biggest special interest, believe it or not, is the senior citizen and the aarp membership. that's the biggest lobbying group, without question. now, some people say that's not fair, they aren't a lobbying group, but they are, and they are very difficult and tough if they're not -- if they're dead set against you. now, where are they? well, from my standpoint,

parodied the ceo on "snl." >> who's andy? i'm mark zuckerberg, rock hard abs. >> no, i'm mark zuckerberg. you're andy sand berg from snl. >> yeah, i don't think so. hoodie, sandals, it's classic zhuk dog. slide? >> we're going to refer to him by that now if he ever. zhuk dog. >> scott budman live at the conference now with the latest. take it away. >> thank you very much, jon. we've been calling him that for a while. it is interesting you mention the slide of the stock market. sure the american economy is struggling but 800 million people can't be wrong. there is huge business being done on facebook. as you've seen over the last couple of days, it is just getting more and more featury. there's more and more to do, and we've seen new features rolled out. about 2,000 people behind me listening to mark zuckerberg talk about what 800 million people will see the next time they log on. first off, timeline, a way to integrate your aps, not to mention your comments and photos into a chronological page for you. think of it as watching

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and then andy card during that event which is very unusual, andy card, the chief of staff whispered into the president's ear. mr. president, the aircraft hit the world trade center. he knows right there that this is a terrorist attack. >> did you? >> we had no idea. >> where were you travel thagget particular time, where you with the president? >> i was traveling on air force one all day. we were going do a stop in florida and we were headed back to washington. so immediately after he heard that he made this statement where he got pretty choked up about it. and the day just took off. it was just an amazing day. straight on to air force one. we were not told where we were going. nobody seemed to know where we were going. if they did, they weren't telling us. we were able to watch it from a monitor inside of air force one in the press cabin there. showing replays and we were watching on the screen, the pentagon's on fire and the world trade center is on fire. so we were watching most of it. this is here ha that the president was on the phone. the president and the mayor of new york were di

we are joined by andy mccarthy. this was your area of expertise. you dealt with terror.lved in the first world trade center attack. it is in the back of our minds as we head into all of these anniversaries. real, specific, credible, they are coming out publicly, it must be real. >> the great thing now compared to 10 years ago is we are in a prevention mode. we are doing aggressive, proactive intelligence gathering and the goal, top priority of everything is to prevent these things from happening. rather than to essentially let our guard down and content with -- >> sean: are you confident that the vehicle check points, the bag inspections, the radioactive checks they are going to have is going to be enough? or are we still vulnerable? >> i think ray kelly is perhaps the best police commissioner certainly one of the best police commissioners ever. i have no doubt that they will take every step that ought to be taken. nothing is perfect. >> sean: we'll come back. more on tonight's breaking news after the break. we'll continue with our great, great a >> sean: we continue wit

. >>> also ahead, a few moments with andy rooney.y's last appearance this sunday on "60 minutes." he had a chat with his longtime colleague and we'll see part of that interview in a few minutes here. >>> first this morning, the latest on the trial of michael jackson's doctor. on thursday, prosecutors tried to show dr. conrad murray as an incompetent doctor looking to cover up a crime in the middle of chaos. national correspondent ben tracy reports. >> paris screamed out, "daddy!" >> when you heard paris scream out, "daddy," was she crying? >> yes, sir. >> reporter: michael jackson's security guard, alberto alvarez, testified that he observed a desperate dr. conrad murray in jackson's bedroom the day the pop star died. >> what, if anything, was dr. murray doing? >> he was giving mouth-to-mouth, sir. >> what, if anything, did dr. murray say? >> i recall that after a couple or a few breaths, that he breathed in to mr. jackson, he came up and he said, "this is the first time i do mouth-to-mouth, but i have to, he's my friend." >> reporte

so we will go with andy? did you have your hand up?>> no. >> ok, you serve. >> i have living and -- i have been living in copenhagen, bicycling. one of the things i think is very important at makes bicycles work in copenhagen is that most people live in apartments in the city and people have places to keep their bicycles. they did not have to bring their bicycle up three, four floors into their apartments. in san francisco, you have to take your bicycle up. if that was the situation in copenhagen, i think less than half the people who by now would bike. or people have to have wider bikes or folding bike. but having a heavy bike in a two-room apartment is very detrimental. i think that needs to be addressed in at san francisco. >> problems of bicycles and space needs. at least they're not having to carry their up cars up to their apartments. how you deal with that in copenhagen? >> i think people just throw their bicycle against the wall where they live normally. but it is a responsibility for the city. that is why we have parking space

andy writes, take away the cage and it's like my brother 25 years ago.turn now to another debate. in orlando, florida, and aspects the economy and how to fix it took center stage along with the republican presidential candidates on the fox news channel but we saw some personality not only from the men and one woman but from the giant and vocal crowd. here's tonight's installment of "the contenders." >> reporter: it was a ruckus arena of 5,000. mitt romney's response to how much an you'll income defines an american as rich? >> i don't try to define who is rich and who's not rich. i want everybody in america to be rich. >> reporter: after spends his first two debates as a self-described piÑata rick perry took the first swings with the rhetorical stick tonight. >> i think americans don't know sometimes which mitt romney they're dealing with. >> where the frontrunner ridiculed the suggestion that the texas governor wants to replace social security with 50 individual state pension plans. >> not the first time mitt's been wrong on some issues before. and the b

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andy olson. i wanted to follow up on enforcement. everyone supports more enforcement, but it got me thinking as you were talking, wto cases, they're complicated, they're difficult for the u.s. to actually bring one, it often requires getting a consensus in the u.s. business community because there are differences of opinion as to whether or not to bring one and how. and as, i'm starting to think as more small and medium size enterprises are indirectly or even directly exposed to the global economy, and i'm thinking here companies that i've spoken to who have said, you know, my intellectual property rights were stolen by, you know, a cane in a particular -- company in a particular, you know, foreign country, are we, do we need more tools in our tool box? i mean, um, how do we, how do we address their needs? again, because doing it at that wto level can be lengthy, complicated, expensive. >> i think we've got plenty of tools in the tool box. we want to see them used. and i think you'll always have a debate whether or not we should have

following that, we will hear from andy macai. following andy, many of you have read about these two's struggle to stay in the country, and their situation has made them activists. we will hear from shirley and jay. they are represented by an extraordinary attorney. we are going to start now. >> hello, everyone. thank you for inviting me to speak my parents brought me here when i was 14, 10 years ago, from the island country of fiji and the south pacific. and they came here illegally and applied for a green card. no one told them it would take 10 years to get it. my grandmother is a u.s. citizen and today my parents and my sister, my entire family here are citizens. i am the only undocumented in my family. that is because immigration officials refused to follow the law. i will explain why. it took so long to get my parents residency that i aged out. they do not care when you turn 21. they tell you to get in the back of the line. even waiting nine years, they are asking me to go to the back of the line again. i will be 23 by the ti