meet andy judy.e has a serious need for speed. >> andy was a skydiver. >> john vick runs a school in western pennsylvania where andy often skydives. >> he wasn't just someone who came to my drop zone to experience something that the crazy skydivers did. he's one of us and a good friend. >> it's labor day weekend 2002. andy decides to go skydiving with his dad, tim, and a few friends. >> it was a hot day. i remember joking around about jumping out and landing in somebody's swimming pool. >> the day couldn't be going any better. andy, his dad and his friends have made two successful jumps and for their third run, they'll decide to try something a little different. they will do a four-way jump, locking arms and leaving the plane together. >> i was the one giving the count to leave together. to do that, i had one foot on the step. my right foot was hanging free. >> the plane races up to 11,000 feet and levels off above the jump zone. >> i gave the count. we all pushed off. my left foot remained in place

andy? >> have i gotten so good at tuning you out. >> well, the railway is in play for the tsa. our beloved transportation security administration is not just about airports. take that you jerks who think it is transportation security administration is just about airports. the so-called viper teams are increasingly conducting screenings at train stations, subways and ferry 2er78 nationals around the -- and ferry terminals around the country. they have no foiled plots, but it serves as a deterrent and bolsters the confidence. and critics call it political theater, one tsa air marshall says, quote, we are not the airport security administration. we take that transportation part seriously. and that means all transportation. >> just imagining the body searches. jedediah, al-qaeda is targeted subway in other countries. is this viper thing a good thing or theater? >> i think it is theater. now it means you will have little old ladies with their walkers being groped in another place. we can't even

now back to andy.s all i got. >> thank you, mike, for the experiment fnlt. >>> when we return, does cot -- cosmetic surgery make a good gift? if it is for bill then yes. >>> is the greatest gift a little lift? they recently profiled a woman named nicole who had given her sister tina the gift of botox injections on the most expressionless day of all holidays. that made no sense. but they -- that is not all they are finding under the tree. >> they are asking for tummy tucks and mommy makeovers. >> and vein humans are not the only ones who want to look their best for the holidays. >> you can never out run your shady past. >> wouldn't you be offended if your sister got you botox for christmas? especially if you are jewish. >> number one, i celebrate christmas and number two my sister would not do that. and number three, if i ever decide to have work done to my face at some . or my body, i don't want anyone to know brrrr it. -- i don't want anyone to know about it. >> you won't go on gma and talk about it?

andy?> that's it? >> concisely in a concise manner, clear and concise. >> anything else? >> yes, fine, andy. but don't blame me if they complain that the pre game drags on. coming up on tonight's show do prescriptions kill more people than car wrecks? yes. and i couldn't find a way to make that humorous. and ron paul anti-gay? no, but they are white, straight protestants. and the tsa could come to a bus depot near you. we will discuss. andy? >> thanks for finally getting around to that. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with the former prosecutor and co-host of "the five" that air airs weekday on the fox newschannel. greg gutfeld, author and co-host of "the five" that airs at 5:00 eastern. and bill schulz who thinks he is on "the 5 rts right now. and sitting next to me is robert kelly who hasn't showered since the tuesday before thanksgiving. and our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> the times reporter writes with the propensity of super heroes in the state of u

thanks, bridges. >>> let's go to tv's andy levy. andy? >> greg. >> it is a sensitive show for you tonight i'm sure. >> is that right? >> first thing's first. you know cal was a first time guest and asked what the hell is that? >> yes. >> we do that every night. >> game change. you shouldn't have used the metaphor where you called palin a dog toy. >> she is not literally a dog toy. my apology was a metaphor. it was for the injustice all-around the world. i'm sorry for that. >> as well you should be. >> i should. >> matt, it took you five times to understand what was going on in the trailer? >> it did. i kept thinking about julianne moore being full frontal naked in that one movie, and i didn't know who she was. >> shortcut jie. it wasn't that shortcut. >> unnecessary, but accurate. >> also a quick thing, matt, you said the movie is now coming out, but not until march, but it is all right. >> time flies when you're having fun. >> i wouldn't know. lori, you said we don't know that the movie is going to be anti-gop. well, the adeptation of th

still to come, the half time report 23r* tv's andy -- from tv's andy levy. jerk. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> gop debate. you said what will hurt is you can't defend romney care. i actually like how he defended it in the debate. the states can do whatever the heck they want. i think that's an interesting reading of the constitution. >> it is. but i don't like the profanity coming from the presidential candidate. >> good point. you would think he would know better. >> what is a good substitution for heck? >> i don't -- do you need a substitution? >> h-e-double hockey sticks. >> no, h-e- half an o something. >> julie, i agree with you that the bet shouldn't be a big deal. except that it has been decided it is a big deal so it has to be a big deal jie. for all of those who want to pick on romney when there is nothing else to talk about except his personality and hair. >> yes. rick perry's net worth under $3 million, so he could have afforded the bet. >> he could have bet a lot more than $10,000. i actually

>> and i want you, andy. >> that's not going to happen. >> to write. show you after, andy. >> okay. >> i'm sure he will be waiting for that. >> do you want to tell the rest of our viewers? >> go to our website and click on right for rc and everything is there. >> say the name faster next time so people can catch it. >> i wanted to dwell. i wanted to look at you. >> andrew, what do you have? >> you are not going to believe what i did this weekend. i went to white castle at 3:00 a.m. in long island with sean hannity. i had six white castle hamburgers, and that is absolutely a true story. >> that's a beautiful story. >> thank you. >> back to you, greg. >> you are going to live a

let's go to andy levy. i can hear typing going on, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> rock and roll ain't noise pollution, america. coming up on the big show, would they rather face newt gingrich or mitt romney? and alec baldwin chaifnged his twiter and lost his account if the gems were undoubtedly missing. and are police too quick to use pepper spray? two days, greg. so close i can't take it. >> i was thinking for the premiere of "new year's eve" maybe we should rent out a theater just for us. >> i love the idea. >> i don't want anybody talk organize crinkling their popcorn bag for the scenes. >> in an experience like "newyear's eve" shouldn't it be communal like something that would bring us together of the. >> the only people i care about are the people on the screen. >> wow. i don't even know what to say to that, greg. >> why should you? >> i have been waiting five years to say that. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she sweats pepper spray. i am here with jedediah bila and she is also the author of the book called "outnumbered." if laughs were ants he

that began with the kidnapping of andy schreiber. steve johnson, the man who answered his front door in the pre-dawn hours of december 15, 2000, to discover a naked, bleeding woman standing on his front porch, a woman who said she had just been shot in the head. >> she said at some point she was afraid that she wouldn't survive and she wanted everything that she knew to be known to me or to the police or to the 911 operator. >>he most dram and highly anticipated moment in the prosecution's case came when the lone survivor of the soccer field massacre, h.g., took the stand. >> you've said it's all right to do your voice, broadcast it live. you do not want your face shown. >> correct. >> that's what we'll do. >> with the unblinking eye of the camera averted to protect her privacy, h.g. was stoic and careful, much different than the frantic victim that called 911 that night. she described how it began. first came the knock. aaron opened the door and the carr brothers forced their way into the condo each armed with a semiautomatic handgu

>> thanks, andy. lots and lots and lots of stuff to cover this evening. i do hope the panel was paying attention. there is just so much crap to talk about i thought i would use bullet points to explain what is going on in tonight's show. rainbow six, the occupy movement, cat woman, taxes, republicans on the campaign trail, tamale tweets and egg mcmuffins. that's as concise as i can be. >> that was devastatingly to the point. how is your tweet coming along? >> thanks for askingment to find out go to mv company man. every new follower gets a free diligence keepsake memory. any christmas memory you would like to share? >> that's a cheap shot. go away. >> let's introduce our guest. i am here with lauren sivan. the ktt reporter in los angeles. her new auto-biography comes out in march. i would like to welcome a first time guest. he is david angelo. and i just realized i forgot to write something funny for him. bill schulz, who thinks she on "modern family" right now. the screenwriter, the producer and the man who launched ricochet .com and it is filled with ob

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy.sex addict. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by awards. the objects bestowed on someone on the basis of merit. thanks, award. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. let's get to tv's andy levy. i have to ask, is something wrong? >> i had an awful night last night. i didn't sleep at all. just lying awake thinking about something that happened earlier in the night. >> what happened? >> i would rather not get into it. too many bad memory. >> it can't be that bad. >> it can, greg. >> you have to talk about this. it is obviously eating you up inside. >> maybe are you right. larry, can reroll that tape of me on hann ti y on tuesday night. >> i think at the end of the day most conservatives -- more conservatives will hold their nose and vote for romney than more will vote for newt in a general election. >> wow. >> have i to say i am shocked. >> i know. >> how could you do that? how could you say at the end of the day? >> i don't know what happened. one minute everything

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> this year's black friday had record setting gun sales. the shocking story you will have to pry from my cold, dead hands. and do children in poor areas have no habit of working unless it is illegal? some say no, but thiewt says yes. and should pole dancing be an olympic sport? and would it give pohland an unfair advantage? good night, everybody. greg? >> thanks, andy for that. >> four more days, greg. >> four more days until "newyear's eve." i can't wait. >> the first review is up on rotten tomatoes. cam williams says, "all roads lead to time square as there is enough surprising twists along the way to tug on your heart strings, greg. >> he never saw the movie. >> he saw it. >> he wouldn't have written that. >> you want to know how? he said it is not as good as "love actually." >> see you at half time. >> bye. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is so hat she is permanently bared from hockey games, building snow men and ice car carving dem

>> it was already -- all right, andy. but i will say -- i can't repeat this. >> back to you, greg. >> what happened there? how much time do i have? thanks, andy. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time.jj we still have 15 seconds. that was excellent timing, fry

levy. >> tom, >> hi, andy. >> how are you?good. >> you have a new radio show about to start? >> yes, it will be on serial -- sirius xm radio. it is me and my friends telling funny stories. >> i am opening for him on the 17th in jersey. >> are you overexposed. >> that would be cool. >> i like his joey bishop. >> nobody knows who joey bishop is. >> do you spawl laugh or laff? >> laff. >> i hear you are quarterbacking the new fox news special? >> you sent me an e-mail saying ask him about it. >> we just debated the team names fox and friends with benefits.

for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, how are you? >> i'm great. >> it was like a slow jam radio station. >> thought i would glide right in. it is about the middle of the night right now. >> absolutely. >> just sitting back. want to hear some interesting facts from mr. andrew levey? >> maybe some spiro-gyra. that would be fantastic. >> make some tea. >> yeah. trump may dump the debate and is still considering a presidential run. you said what bothers you is we can't find one person to get behind and follow in the gop. but isn't that the point of the primaries. as hard as it is to believe at this point, they haven't even started yet. i jus realized that. >> do you think between now and the end of the primaries we will look at any one of these candidates and say that's the man right there, or the woman? >> probably not. but not a single vote has been cast yet. >> that's fine by me. but i'm just telling you, i have no faith. period, none. >> really? i wouldn't picture you being like that. >> what's wrong with me. >> you said voters are n

let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> yes. >> no. >> yes. >> no. >> yes, it is you. >> all right. tsa agent leaves note in rapper's bag. doesn't take his weed. you said trusting a stoned rapper to give us our weed story is one of the bravest thing this show has ever done. you missed the week we sent bill schulz out with a special force detachment in afghanistan. >> sadly, yes. >> he will be missed, by the way. >> not really. >> kevin, you said you like the fact that the tsa did this. if in fact it is true. i think come on son should be sop for first violations for everything. >> maybe not. -- maybe not murder. >> if you are going to get picky. >> it sounds a little familiar. >> so, anna, let me get this straight. you were at an airport. you have no picture identification. >> correct. >> they let you on the plane on the condition that you undergo a full body frisk. >> yes jie. are you sure this was an airport? >> i didn't have to go through one on the way home. >> i saw that movie. vie i am not th

we will close things out with our andy levy. go to foxnews.com/redeye and see stuff. >>> that's true. i will see you back here at 5 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up, return appearances from tucker carlson. she delight. news man columnist jedediah is beautiful. and a smart kid. >>> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> brooke, i hear you are a published author now? >> i am, thanks for plugging it. this is the book to have if you are writing about issues of radical islam or terrorism or sources of financing. it is a first amendment guide and available on amazon. please get it and know your rights and speak freely. >> so it is a beach read? >> it is a lovely, happy, light read. >> why do you have your face on the cover? sorry, andy. >> perfect for the holidays. constantine, are you going to be in houston? >> i will be spending my time at the alley theater. i am taking my new show "the toxic uh vinger" to be my first show. we will bring it in the spring. written by david brian in bonn vow vee. come on down to ho

and i am going back to you, andy. i think that's everything. you are keeping it tight. >> i appreciate it. >> becoming a real news 3457b. -- newsman. >>> coming up, james franco is in the news. and this show is about to take a turn for the hunky, and it is about damn time. >> gises will receive a complimentary other prizes other prizes are other hub caps. >>> well, he dropped a d on an a-lister. is that why he was fired? a former nyu professor claims he was canned forgiving actor james franco a barely passing grade, and now he is suing for his job back. he claims franco got the "d" because he missed 12 of the 14 classes and other teachers played favorites with the favorite thespian giving him good grades to keep him happy. how could they not? did you see him? gorgeous. let's discuss it in the -- >> lightning rooooouuuuunnnnnd. lightning round. >> pete? >> yes. >> do you buy this, or do you think he got canned for another reason? >> don't buy it at all. maybe he was getting graded on his hosting of the oscars. >> thank you. i just get so upset w

let's go to andy levy for free report. what is coming up tonight. >> you keep your mouth shut america. "time magazine" named the pen of the year, wait until you hear who it is. you probable already heard. new poll shows ron paul turkey neck to turkey neck with iowa voters as they await for the full debate. and finally our dork can i guys more likely to think they are attractive than other guys? >> greg: i'm just saying, let's move on with the show. i know we normally have a conversation but not in the mood. >> this is that aggressive crap you do all the time. you say you don't want to talk about something and you bring it up on the show. >> i don't want to bring it up on the show. >> no we're going to have it right now. >> i'm going, this is going to affect the show. it's going to be terrible and you are going to be happy. no way. let's welcome our guests. shady right wing lady, ann coulter. her latest book is called demonic. and all the faces are funny faces, delightful and disturbing or disturbance. he just a comedian an

and i am going back to you, andy. i think that's everything. are keeping it tight. >> i appreciate it. >> becoming a real news 3457b. -- newsman. >>> coming up, james franco is in the news. and this show is about to take a turn for the hunky, and it is about damn time. >> gises will receive a complimentary other prizes other prizes are other hub caps. >> announcer: if you think identity theft is scary, just wait until you try to fix it. >> 58 different individuals are using... absolutely, using my old social security number. >> announcer: identity theft has topped the federal government's list of consumer complaints for the last eleven years. it's a serious problem with anyone with a social security number, and it continues to get worse. fact is, on your own, there are many things you can do to deter identity theft. protect your social security number. be internet savvy. use intricate passwords. safeguard your purse and wallet. shred and destroy. seriously, are you really going to do all that? or do you want someone to help protect you from ide

let's go to tv's andy levy. happy friday. >> happy friday to you as well. >> can we talk about jon huntsman not participating in this farce? >> are you serious? >> yes. >> do you think he did that on purpose? >> he was pretty much one of the only candidates who didn't request a sit down audience with trump. so he doesn't like trump. >> good point. >> i would like to congratulate the republican party for having a presidential debate moderated by a crazy birthy. -- birther. >> now to the important stuff. dana, you said all of the power in "lost" came from a stolen atomic bomb. that's not even remotely true. i don't have the time to get into it now, but that's not even remotely true. >> i konged out after season five with the crazy editing. but i thought the explotions of the bomb is what created the -- you know, the crazy magnetic force on the island -- >> we don't know that, dana. >> it was a lot more mystical than that. >> andy -- >> i know you refuse to believe in the power of mysticism and you need your empiri

. >>> andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> take the canoli, america. our top story, as gingrich continues to surge, ron paul takes the lead in attacking him. more importantly, what are those huntsman girls up to these days? >> and they may have evicted occupy l.a. wait until you see and smell what they left behind. and finally, the grammy nominations are out, and as always, the biggest loser is music. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> one week until "new year'seve" comes out. >> i can't wait. >> are we still on? >> we are still on. we are still committing suicide after we watch it. >> i was thinking about it. i might want to see it twice. >> as long as you kill yourself afterward and i trust you. >> there are two characters who play chefs in the movie, greg, and you know i love the way chefs are portrayed on tv. >> especially when they call each other chef. >> they have to. it is a title. >> go away. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is cuter than a slinky made of puppies which sounds cruel if you ask me, but cute nonetheless. we are here with fox news cont

andy. found the comedy in music... and the music in comedy. ♪ aaaaa! ♪@#! he did something with perry como, and i can't remember if it was at the hollywood bowl, but it was outside somewhere and i guess there was some kind of echo. and here now, prior to his return on broadway, in one of his famous one-man shows, the delightful mr. victor borge. [ fanfare pls, audience applauding ] thank you very much. i wish this show had been done indoors. [ laughter ] i went all over the hall and i met some friends up in toronto there in the corner. hi there in toronto. um... i'm going to play a little composition and i'm going to dedicate it to an uncle of mine who used to live in detroit. and the reason i'm dedicating this number to him is that he is tonight celebrating his 99th birthday. unfortunately, he died when he was 26. liebestraum. hey, victor. ♪#@! [ laughter, applause ] you're not going to sing another song now, are you? no, no, i was just going to remind you that you're supposed to play the

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. how are you? >> good. >> ricardo said yes, by the way. >> have fun with raw raw car -- ricardo. i will give apiece of advice, don't expect much. >> okay. >> polls. you said the usa today poll shows democratic support is eroding while republicans are growing. are they getting taller, fatter? >> i kind of did some editing there. >> yes, you did. >> it is sure to preserve the structure. >> i am not so sure about that. >> really? it is like you. fine are you shorter, but you have the structure of a human being. >> i prefer to treat the language like jazz. >> do you? you are just going to scat the entire show? >> haven't you noticed? >> scat doesn't mean what it used to mean, guys. >> in germany it is okay. >> dana, you pointed out that big business and big government both suck and it is hard to believe anyone feels anything good for either one. >> a side profile. >> and it says -- look over to the side. yes, there you go. your head looks huge. >> i know. >> what is going on here? good lord. the poll q