let's go to andy levy. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> how about those giants, america? our top story madonna, mia. and why women are making the super bowl news. and is iran raising an army of female ninjas? probably not, but it is fun to talk about. and finally, how will we celebrate our fifth anniversary? stick around for what is sure to be some hideous clips. >> thank you, andy. >> happy hangover day: >> is that a real thing? >> it is for me. >> don't worry, your team will do better next time. the off season is a fine time for hard work. >> this is me when my team wins. >> i am happy for you and your colts. >> my colt expiz enjoyed watching the giants win. >> is that what you are calling them? >> have i two colts. >> i i know you do. >>> she is so cute kittens post pick -- pictures of her cuddling on a pillow. she is from fox business network. if intelligence was a cross-word puzzle i would do him on my coffee table. the tv editor in chief, larry o'connor. he smells of smelliness. it is bill schulz. he has been voted man of the year

andy? >> yes jie. what about a massive movie called "election day" and it involves all of these well-known stars like ashton kutcher and rachel mcadams and just major stars, and they are all going to vote at different places, and then they kris cross their love lives. >> it is a sequel to "new year's day." but it is called "election day." >> valentine's day and then new year's day and election day. i like it. >> me too. we should go to hollywood. >> you will get a lot of vivid video fans going to that. >> i was just in hollywood. your timing is awful. i could have taken meetings. >> instead you took something else. >> that is really none of america's business. i am done. >>> coming up, donald trump is dead set against voting for obama. can you blame him? but first, did wiener use the campaign funds to cover his buns? we report. >> guests on "red eye" will receive a guided tour of central park with the action brothers. they have been training together for over 15 years. their mission is to show you a go

>> i did watch like dancing abbie. >> andy, andy.roving my point about that kid in espn who didn't know about that. we just saw and you asked about "deliverance." she had no idea what reference you were making. >> and i am not even young. >> i was offended when i heard the word "chink" and i heard you used it on" the five." i thought it was in the n-word category. >> we are using it in the old context. >> obama campaign looking for new slogans. when he was running for re-election in 1840 many called him martin van ruin. >> he was heavily into punk rock. >> some experts think that might have been the original more like joke. >> i had no idea. >> i feel like maybe that was an ancestor of mine who came up with that. >> it might have been. >> lastly you said 2112 is the best album because he is actually on the cover of the album. >> that is good notion -- that is good information to know. the presidential slogan was, don't poke me with that. by the way i think the only slogan he will need is, have you seen the other guy? i am done. >> th

>> andy boy's my father, andy d'arrigo, he's the face on the label and a lot of people ask, is there an andy boy and i say, yes, there is. >> who is this? >> yep. it's me. >> oh. ha ha. you see, when folks around here say andy d'arrigo is the face of ay boy produce, they mean it, literally. now 86 years young, he, along with his daughter margaret and son john, run one of the most successful farms in the salinas valley. it all started back in the early 1900s, when andy's dad and uncle emigrated from sicily and went through ellis island. they were both teenagers and spoke barely any english, but they had a dream for something better. >> this is the american dream where people see opportunity. i don't know how my grandfather was living there, could scrape up enougmoney to put 2 kids on a boat to the united states and probably inowing they'd never see them again. but they knew there was no opportunity there where they lived. and i think that's what the united states is all about. >> the 2 brothers started their operation in new york, but then moved out west to beain growing fruits and ve

let's go to andy for a pre game report, andy? what is come up on tonight's show?ay alerted and stay alive. the triple threat chris brown returns to the grammy stage. by triple threat i mean singer, dancer, woman beater. plus, who is the latest journalist who had to apologize for something he tweeted? that would be jason whitlock. that was a horrible tease. and what upcoming holiday is a day day for private investigators? the shocking story that makes sense. >> thank you, andy. >> did you have a good weekend? >> i did. how about you? >> it was great. i went to my sister's and did work on her computer. >> sounds fascinating. >> my niece's nook couldn't connect to their wireless network and did some digging and found out this is not an uncommon dhc issue for some that have a certain router. i was able to hack into their router and set up a static ip address for the nook and now everything works great. >> such a loser jie. be that as it may. >> go away, nerd. >>> she is cuter than a smurf giving butterfly kisses. i am here with our fox news anchor julie. and he can sl

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hi, joe. >> hi, andy. how are you doing, man?ep the energy down, man. >> just trying to be smooth with it. i'm getting good at this. let's start with the santorum story. you said it is not other people's fault they didn't get the joke. look, as a comedian that bombs frequently, are you wrong. always blame the audience. >> oh really? >> and walk them when ever possible. if they don't laugh torch and burn the entire show to the ground. ruin everybody else's chances for a good time. it is all about you. >> words of wisdom, lloyd. words of wisdom. >> and i also -- i disagree with your comment that nobody was expecting a good joke. he looks hilarious. remi, you said we are not vote forget fries. we are vote are fog santorum. voting for santorum. i am not voting for santorum, but i would if he made comments like asprin pre sprents -- prevents pregnancy. >> so you like the joke? >> what joke? >> as you can see, my joke was about -- >> you just had a foster freeze moment. >> bill, de construction. you said you didn't know what it meant.

still to come, the half time report from andy levy. i don't believe a word he says. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by ice. the water frozen into a solid upon reaching a temperature of 32 dries. thanks, ice. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. how is it going? >> thanks, how is it going with you? >> good to hear. greg how dowry fer to jason alexzander as the dumpy actor 1234* he was george kastanza. nothing else matters. >> he wasn't my favorite character on "seinfield." >> but he was george. you have to be good to fully inhabit a character. >> you know who i like the black guy. >> sherrod, you are thinking the black guy on "friends." >> the best seinfield character was elaine's roommate. do you remember her? >> from the early episodes ? >> she was great. >> she didn't last long. >> she was so funny. >> sherrod, you said you guessed alexzander doesn't like mitt romney, but he seemed like he said romney 1.0, but not romney 2.0. >> anybody that says i like the old

andy? >> hi, greg, how are you? >> you know. >> employed maywether says -- i can't fake it in i more. >> i know. it is over. pretending is for losers. >> floyd maywether says lin-sanity is been race. he said, black players do what he does every night and gets the praise. terry, you said they don't do what he does because he is giving them the innings wins. shaquille o'neil broke the record in the first five games as a starter. >> if linsucked or was not outstanding he wouldn't be getting the attention. so let him have his fun jie. in his five games he averaged sixes turnovers pour game. if he kept that up over the 82- game season he would break the nba record for most turnovers by 126. >> you have to break some eggs to make an omelette. >> they are turnovers. >> break some eggs to make a turnover. >> that's what i meant to say. >> jedediah, you asked how many players come from harvard? only four nba players in history went to harvard and i don't believe any whether allstars. >> i was right without even knowing it. >

>> just tcb, andy. >> tcb? >> taking care of business. >> i know what it stands for. >> that's good. >> we have nothing tonight. >> sure don't. >> we have paul mccurio on. >> i know. we will try to get through it all like we always do. >> it is only an hour. >> that it is. >> talk to you later. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that anything she wears has hot pockets. i am here tonight with fox news contributor margaret hoover. the author of the book "american individualism." she is against it, i can't believe it. anyway, he is so sharp he can knockdown trees with his feelings. and his imaginary friend kicked sand in his eyes and stole his bike, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and you can find his face strapped to the side of a cruiseship, paul mccurio. >> his latest cd is image makeover and boy could he use one. >> and he is a deceitful rash who belongs in the trash. good to see you, pinch. >> today on-line video of a conference between major league baseball ground keepers. >>mutton chop and sassafras

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top stories tonight, the head of the bbc is far more likely for islam than christianity. >> it is my experience that new polls never lie. and a new program would allow inmates to have mp3 players, but are they arguing that forcing them to listen to the black eyes eyes -- black eyed peas are cruel and unusual punishment? wild race night. >> it sure was. i thought they would never catch them. >> what? >> i know, i can't believe juan pablo almost got away either. >> are you talking about when juan pablo montoya crashed? >> i don't know juan possible blow's last name. all i know is he came close to winning his freedom last night. >> what the hell are you talking about? >> the 12th annual race for freedom which i held in my apartment. what would i be talking about? >> the daytona 500. >> what the hell is that? >> never mind. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so adorable that cute things around her commit suicide. i am here with jill dobson. check out her website, jill dob

for that we go to tv's andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good, thanks. >> in the intros, after the title of gavin's book you said, we will pleep that. well, the audience knows that because it has been bleeped by the time we see it. >> that's weird because i didn't think of it at the time. now i feel foolish. >> unlike you, i am always thinking of the viewers. remember that, viewers. remember when you vote in your favorite "red eye" poll. >> there is no poll. >> anne, regarding the porn you said this is what liberals do. i'm not sure why you think it is a rib brail thing. >> it is a clue. >> yes. and they are limberals. >> i agree with you that liberals have no problem banning thens they don't like, but so are conservatives. >> and subsidizing the things they like. you don't have liberty university flying to new york and demanding they shutdown the gay rights parade. and yet they fly down to whatever liberty or university they are in to take in the sights. they are knot a live and let live party. >> you know what i hate? the annoying duck

hey,andy how is it going?etty good. >> so a saudi writer, read some of his tweets, on your birthday i won't bow in front of you... that is way more than 140 characters which lead me to believe that tweeting in arabic, very unfair advantage. >> greg: also, by the way, talking about mohammad it was directed to. >> my mistake. >> he probably likes prostitutes with eggs on his face. >> kurt, you said the story brings why we're friends with saudi arabia. most disgusting he was arrested with the authorities with the help of interpol that sent up a request of the saudi government. >> we're all in this together. >> the secretary-general of interpol is an american. >> greg: that is a great story for monday. >> also, you said you were surprised he was arrested in malacia. he was going to go to new zealand when he was arrested. >> i can't get over the interpol thing. interpol is a joke. >> greg, you said of brooke, our readers are thrilled to do outside the show. >> being in publishing for 15 years. >> okay. all right. b

now to andy levy. >> i have a paper cut. >> are you okay? >> i will play through. >> we can stop now and start the segment over. >> i am a professional. >> well, maybe. >> school forces student to buy lunch because it didn't like the one her mom packed for her, or did it? you don't think the story is true and it sounds like a washington times story which is who reported it. it was actually reported by the carolina journal. >> the who? >> the carolina journal. and the woman quoted in the story really is the raleigh, durham policy manager at the north carolina division of child development. >> sounds like the type of story where one lunch aid did something and we are supposed to believe that this is a pervasive, huge problem. >> i think that is what was what happened. >> pete owes me an uh poll jee. he told me the story doesn't exist. >> greg, i am sorry. i had no right or reason to do that. i was hoping andy wouldn't look it up. >> it is not a washington times story. the people mentioning it in the story are actual real life people. >> as opp

>> andy clifford. >> jimmy: andy clifford? >> yes. >> jimmy: very good, andy clifford.do you? [ light laughter ] >> part time. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> weekend job. >> jimmy: andy clifford, where are you from? >> suffern, new york. >> jimmy: suffern, new york. good man. [ cheers ] >> west ward represent. >> jimmy: suffern, yeah, yeah. what'd you say, who represent? >> west ward. >> jimmy: oh, cool. yeah, yeah, good. [ laughter ] -- hey, buddy, everybody in new york has got linsanity. how about you? do you got linsanity? >> oh, absolutely yeah. >> jimmy: jeremy linsanity. who -- who is your favorite basketball player? >> we'll go with melo. carmelo anthony. >> jimmy: yeah, melo my man. >> that's my dude. >> jimmy: all right carmelo anthony is your dude. so you've got melo fever. >> oh, i've got melo fever. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, good. all right. >> i have a fever. >> jimmy: you've got linsanity and melo fever. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: there are a lot of things going down. [ laughter ] roots -- roots, my man, andy clifford, he's chewing on some gum over [ laughter ]

hi, andy, how is it going? >> good, how are you? >> great, thanks. did you just make a gesture at me when i wasn't looking? >> yes. >> all right. is our constitution losing appeal throughout the world. it was by the founding fathers of thomas jefferson. >> that is how you measured your sunscreen and how the university was to keep them from being sunburned. >> you are wrong. >> charles, you said it was hard to run a dictatorship and follow the constitution. but of course this study was done with other democracies. >> figure i should point that out. >> it was accurate to say that wanting a constitution to guarantee food and education and health care promotes an agenda. it is an agenda where the government's job is to guarantee stuff to people. unlike our constitution which in many ways is set up to limit the tower -- the power of government which is the opposite of that. >> that's true. but there is a liberal agenda where you want people to be taken care of and is evil and it is going too far. >> forget the evil part, but it is a liberal slash socialis

still to come, the half time report from andy levy.prime. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the green growing on clusters and used to make wine. >>> well only comeback. welcome back. let's see if we got anything right so far. now over to andy levy. let's do this. santorum sweeps three states. what the hell is 24-hour catwalk? >> have you never seen 24-hour catwalk? >> i am a guy. >> it is on the lifetime channel. they bring four designers and they have 24 hours to create a look. they are eliminated candidate by candidate. it is hosted by a british girl who is quite attractive. >> there is something seriously wrong with you. >> you should watch it. you would like it. >> i should not watch it and i will not like it. >> when i say bill, i am going with bill mcgurn and with i say bill schulz it means bill schulz. >> i don't follow. >> bill, you noted that santorum lost his last senate race by 18 points. all of these guys like to call themselves outsiders. none are outsiders by choice. >> exactly, and all of the out styeder -- o

andy, what is coming up on to night's show? >> here i go again on my own, america. our top story, the oscars, who will win? who will lose? who cares? and does smoking pot make you represent at work? and what happens when we send bill schulz to toy fair? unfortunately he is here to tell us about it. >> thank you, andy. >> today is friday. >> yes. >> and tomorrow is saturday. >> yes. >> and sunday comes afterward. >> why are you doing this? >> doing what? >> rere-- reciting the lyrics to the awful rebecca black song. >> i don't know what you are talking about. >> okay. >> gotta get down on friday, go away. >> let's welcome my guests. fox news channel anchor patty patti ann browne. and he holds the patent on partying. oh i missed him. and he is maiden tierl of paste and sadness. it is bill schulz. and he is so sharp that ninjas fling him at their enemies. next to me, kurt loder. his new book is called the good, the bad and the god awful. it is about bill schulz's three nipples. and our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> inning rid -- ingrid riel y

sign your is, until the big one kills us all" -- [laughter] "andy." andy is with us, too.lives in the haight. right there. thank you for your love letter to the city. now, i believe we are ready to take a trip down memory lane and check out some of those san francisco landmark that you have made famous, mr. bennett, with your incredible voice and visit some of your longtime friends who also want to pay tribute to you today. >> dear tony, we are here to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the recording of your song and our son, -- song, "i left my heart in san francisco." what better place to be then the fairmont hotel in san francisco where you first sang your song, our song, in the venetian room? i'm going to meet you in places where you have helped us celebrate the city by the bay, so follow me down memory lane. >> ♪ going home to my city by the bay ♪ >> toni, you have been an integral part of my life, and i get emotional because it was a wonderfully happy time. so i want to thank you. >> hello. you are at the home of the little cable cars that climb halfway to the stars.

either you, andy, or john? split it ten for one?it would allow some people who can't afford to buy you know at $500 a share in to buy the stock. it might help what andy was saying bringing in new investors. you know, in the long run we snow stock splits don't make a difference in terms of price. >> can i ask about the increasing legal problems apple seems to be facing in china, andy, is this something that could gather steam and hurt the company? >> you never know when it comes to the courts. that's one of the things i've learned. there's always risk when it comes to a judge's decision or a jury's decision. as the proview stuff though i do think it's mostly noise. this appears to be a very small company that's fairly desperate and is just taking big swings to try to save itself. >> so it's not going to hurt apple's growth strategy and potential in what is obviously a huge chinese market? >> i highly doubt it. >> okay. >> andy, what's the next big product they're going to come out with? what are you looking for in that product? >> we

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gut felt. he is trying to make a last-ditch effort to explain himself to the judge. >> tonight's top story, tehran has placed limits on a u.n inspection team stating investigators would not be allowed to go to nuclear facilities. but they released a statement saying, perhaps instead you would like to visit our museum of female inferiority or check out a taping of our national game show jail or no jail, or our western say tan nick wax museum with bruce willis. and the american mustache instiewt is planing a million mustache march to gain government incentive to grow facial hair of the this comes as great news to the hawaii an investigators, romanian pour nothing graw fers and tonight's -- pour nothing graw fers and tonight's guest. and finally, a poll suggested that 4.3 of fashion designers believe their job is making the world a worst place. and of that 4.3% in the fashion industry 92 are dana vachon's team of designers. >> an excellent middle east accent. >> thank you. i appreciate it. >> i am

it was andy lewis. anointed with the peck from the queen of pop.to your living rooms. in a modified tunic. a perfectly choreographed 28-second performance that seemed two parts wow and one part ow. that's not exactly a tight rope. it's called a slackline. a one-inch thick ribbon of nylon which is kept, well, slack. giving folks like sketchy, andy lewis says he's known in this world, their fledgling sport, not so incidentally called slacklining. >> i would say that the super bowl is definitely the most public place that i've ever slacklined. >> reporter: we caught up with the california-born, carrot-topped acrobat this morning. >> when you have that many people live, there's this energy that kind of gets put into you that you can't access any other way and it's amazing. the music, the flashes, the lights, the moment. it's just a very spectacular thing. >> reporter: known as mr. slackline on youtube, lewis is the extreme sport's only star. in fact, it's so new it doesn't have any major sponsors. founded in the early '80s in colorado, it spread, becom