let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> don't hate the player, america. our top story tonight, are liberals less tolerant than conservatives on social media 1234* a new study says yes. not much of a tease there. and is president obama's support among women slipping? the latest in the war on having to pay for your own birth control. and finally why is the department of justice fighting voter id law. probably because they were tired of watching guns walk to the borders. >> happy donald duck's birthday. >> how old is he? >> 90 is a good guess. >> i would say 47 based on the hamstring. >> he had a double hamstring replacement after a bad fall. >> it has been a tough life for the duck and i wish him well. and i wish you well, andy. >> anything i should know about? >> just wishing you well on donald duck's birthday. i mean, i'm sure the rumors aren't true. >> rumors ? >> i'm sure it is nothing. >> you can't -- >> let's welcome our guests. see you later. shy is steamier than a train whistle in a bath. i am here with kailey from

>> thank you, andy. "red eye" brings it with the topical stories and the following news-related things. a man sues a movie theater over the price of the food, but not for making him think he would enjoy "the artist." bill maar stands up for rush limbaugh. in turn limbaugh will hope to sit down on the wicker chair because they would break. and finally the government wants to know your facebook pass word, but only because they think you are cheating on them. >> andy, i miss greg and i want you to know for the rest of the show i will be protesting you as a host. >> protesting me how? >> greg, greg, greg, greg, greg, greg. greg! >> this is ridiculous. >> gutfeld. gutfeld. >> we are doing a show here. >> ♪ greg ♪ greg >> why are you being so quiet? i am not going to talk so you can yell greg's name back at me. >> so you will sit there in silence? >> you are acting really childish. i expected more out of you, levey. i was testing your hosting resolve and you failed. >> oh it was just a test. in that case -- >>

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> great, thanks. >> snooki is pregnant. have to commend you for your decision to dump out the politics and cover this breaking news. >> one thing i learned while working for fox news, sometimes you have to go where the news goes. >> absolutely. >> and we were being pulled into the snooki story. you can't fight the tide. >> it is what the people want. >> it is like a rip tide. you have to be dragged out and drowned in the news. >> okay. sometimes you worry me, greg. you mentioned snooki lied to you, but to everyone. to be fair, it appears she may have lied because she was less than three months pregnant and she doesn't want anyone to know. >> you and i can both be correct. i wasn't questioning her motives. >> i wasn't saying that you were not incorrect. i was agreeing you are correct and this is why possibly she did that. >> it makes me feel mature. >> i will say something at half time and you can say that. >> police. please. >> when you heard snooki was pregnant and in which breast?

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what is coming up on tonight's show?loose lips sink ships. what did the top aide use to describe the presidential campaign? i don't think it was an action jackson or 6 million dollar man doll. sean payton suspended for a year. the story so shocking we are doing it on "red eye" even though it is about sports. and finally exclusive clubs for tall people? talk about the height of arrogance. greg? >> that's awful, andy. >> what? >> your height of arrogance. >> i don't follow. i just think forming clubs is arrogant. >> using arrogant to describe a club for tall people. >> oh, i didn't even realize that of the. >> of course, you didn't. >> go away. sad, bizarre man. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a baby panda tickling a my little pony with kittens. i am here with dana parino, my co-host on "the five." and she is more arousing than an alarm clock. it is nicky glaser. and he wipes his feet before going outside. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and the go proud co-founder chris barron. and his leftist gru

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy, what and coming up on tonight's show? >> i will transmit this information to vladimir. the supreme court finishes hearing the oral arguments on obama care. our allstar panel will pretend to know what this means. and finally it is starbucks putting bugs in -- is starbucks putting bugs in its drinks? we will tell you the shocking truth, and it won't be close to what we just said. >> i just want to point out the elevator is not for the car. it is for the drivers to get access to the cars. >> so the cars have to take it there? >> no. >> that's crazy. >> the elevator is so the cars can come down. >> nothing you say is making sense. >> you neglected to read the story. >> cars cannot go upstairs. it is not good for the under courage. >> all right, as you know, you are not good for my under carriage. let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a koala hugging a panda on a pillow of kittens. she is on weekdays on fox business network. if he were taxes i would do him every april. and in brazil he is considered a thong. it is my side

for that we go to andy levy. andy? >> hi, greg. >> yes? >> whatever. >> whatever is right. >> wow, the attitude on that guy. >> occupy wall street calls for a may day strike and nobody cares. terry, i want to get this out there. you talked to your friend and the military will shutdown on may 1st. you are aware that federal employees are forbidden from striking and beyond thatten encouraging a strike is grounds for termination? >> i am not encouraging it. i am telling you that's what will happen. >> all right. we will see how this plays out. >> i would be in trouble if they really did that. sound of fury is a qoak from mcbeth -- quote from mcbeth. >> it is. >>> i can't believe you corrected that. >> we will get letters. i get letters saying, i can't believe you corrected blah, blah, blah and you said blah, blah, blah. >> i hate friday. >> greg, in regards to the strike, i think the most important question is, are you anticipate anything problems from your household staff? >> any what? >> any problems from your household staff. >> they don't

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> how are you? >> great, thanks for asking. >> before we get into that, you were saying a story about breitbart and you said we were attacking a woman. let's clarify you were arguing with a woman. >> poor choice of word on my part. it felt like attacking because you are used to going, calm down. >> excellent. >> can we roll the herman cane ad again? >> this is the economy. this is the economy on stimulus. any questions? any questions! >> i just wanted to play it again so it was fresh in people's minds, and because of herman cane standing on the cliff. >> and wearing a sweater vest. >> you mentioned a spokesperson says, quote, if it was harmed it didn't complain? >> yes. >> should just say the atlantic wire points out a 2009 study shows fish do consciously feel pain. >> really? >> i don't know how they know that. i would think flopping around on dry land and gasping for your life would be construed as plane. >> a few people in a hotel room. >> and usually do with them in water. it is like the reverse

let's go to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> get a grip, america. coming up, are rich people more likely to lie and cheat? yes, we are. i am kidding of course. not about the yes part, but about the we part. why are companies dropping the sponsorship of rush limb about you's story? it is the story i am sick of and we haven't covered it up. and they will stop production of the chevy volt for five weeks. >> thank you, andy. >> happy super tuesday. >> we will talk about that later in the show. >> i know. >> it seems silly to talk about it now. >> i know. >> it is almost like you did this to avoid talking about anything. >> i know. >> well played. >> i know. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she sleeps in an oven mitt. it is leeann tweeden. and he has been sleeping in our studio since friday and wearing the same shirt, gavin mcguinness. and his book how to [bleep] in public comes out in march and it is terrible -- ly wonderful. i am halfway through and enjoy every disgusting page. it is not for children. and writer and comedian jesse jo

you're darn tooting. >> andy, does tina know you're doing this? is sick and filling in and i'm killing it. >> you're not killing it. >> yes, i am. just watch this one. oh, yeah! people keep asking me, "what does sarah palin think of this new 'game change' movie?" and i say, "i don't know, i'll aska." >> you got to stop doing this. >> oh boy. you're going to make me do my famous catchphrase, seth. okay. "i did not have sexual relations with that woman." >> that's bill clinton. >> da bears. >> andy! >> just dreadful, andy. >>> still ahead on "way too early," why you're awake, your tweets and e-mails are next and "morning joe" just moments away. [ male announcer ] we asked real people if they'd help us with an experiment for febreze fabric refresher, they agreed. [ experimenter 1 ] relax, take some nice deep breaths. [ experimenter 2 ] at do you smell? lilac. clean. there's something that's really fresh. a little bit beach-y. like children's blankets. smells like home. [ experimenter 1 ] okay take your blindfolds off. ♪ hello? [ male announcer ] if f

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> have i been on a desert with a horse with no name. is hollywood insane for cashing anoi jane as nancy reagan? the rhyming that didn't quite work out. and a british student is jailed for an offensive tweet. why this is a clear violation of the first amendment. and why is alicia silverstone playing mama bird with her own child? the shocking video you don't want to miss. >> thank you, andy. >> you bet. >> good to be back. >> you just don't care. >> go away. >> you go away. >> let's welcome our guest. she is more mouth watering than a basset hound on a salt lick. i am here with juliette had you huddy. and he is responsible for more slap knees than a seven dwarf. and never take away his food bowl before he is done eat willing. -- eight. it is bill schulz. and sitting next to me, first time guest, author william mcgowan. his latest book is called "gray lady down. the decline and fall of the new york times and what is means for america." it is our new york times cory spawn department. goo

let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> how was your st. paddy's day. >> uneventful, thankfully. >> did you walk around with your pot of gold? >> that's what i call it. i know i have a problem. sometimes i can't get to the bathroom. >> i understand. president obama says he will do a cameo in an entourage movie. nice job getting your anti-bush joke in there even though greg didn't go anywhere near where you thought he was going. >> i even called back successfully. >> you are a pro. >> i know what i'm doing. >> dennis, you said obviously this is a trifling topic. first of all, you take that back, sir. this is our lead. >> withdrawn, your honor. >> appreciate that. there is nothing trifling about "entourage." it is death and depravity and disgustingness which is a word i think i just made up. >> indeed you did. but "entourage" is a boy fan -- fantasy thing. >> awful show. >> why do you guys think it is awful? i think "entourage" is a lot of fun and all of us wish we could be that guy. >> not me. i was that guy. >> you were that guy, that's why

i'm andy levy. shocking news out of our nation's capital where nick clooney was arrested on friday afternoon. the former on air host for the american movie classics television network is speaking out in front of a sudanese embassy against the humanitarian crisis in that country and against the sudanese government slaughter of its own people. placed in zip tie cuffs for disorderly crossing of a police line. >>> and an unidentified man paid his fine and the two held a joint press conference. >> our job is to try to bring attention to it. one of those ways was apparently getting arrested. i guess we are not allowed to hang out at the sudanese embassy. >> did you know that? >> no, i didn't though that. >> that's one handsome unidentified man. now back to "red eye" already in progress. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known by the highway patrol, the petaluma peeper. she is so cute that kittens have her as a screen saver. she is already kissing. she is so cool she has a built in ice

now to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> let it go, america. our top story, a new study shows that being drunk can make people more politically conservative. the shocking story that is actually more nuance than you are thinking it is, so settle down. robert disco -- robert deniro makes a joke. and they call the killing of osama bin laden the most audacious plan in years, which i think means the day since 1512 and under the forces of gasccon in the bay the tell of rivena even though he lost his life. >> it is defoit. >> i don't believe it is. >> it is de-foix. look it up. >> i don't care. >> it seems you don't or you would have pronounced it correctly. >> i don't care about the french. >> neither do i so why are we speaking? >> exactly. >> go away, weird man. >>> let's welcome our guests. shy puts the leg in allegations. i am here with criminal defense attorney recommend knee spencer. remi spencer. and kurt loder, "reason magazine." the good the bad and the god awful. you must read it now. you can see his new digs under the under passes. bill sc

>> andy clifford. >> jimmy: andy clifford? >> yes. >> jimmy: very good, andy clifford.y cats and dogs, do you? [ light laughter ] >> part time. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> weekend job. >> jimmy: andy clifford, where are you from? >> suffern, new york. >> jimmy: suffern, new york. good man. [ cheers ] >> west ward represent. >> jimmy: suffern, yeah, yeah. what'd you say, who represent? >> west ward. >> jimmy: oh, cool. yeah, yeah, good. [ laughter ] hey, buddy, everybody in new york has got linsanity. how about you? do you got linsanity? >> oh, absolutely yeah. >> jimmy: jeremy linsanity. who -- who is your favorite basketball player? >> we'll go with melo. carmelo anthony. >> jimmy: yeah, melo my man. >> that's my dude. >> jimmy: all right carmelo anthony is your dude. so you've got melo fever. >> oh, i've got melo fever. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, good. all right. >> i have a fever. >> jimmy: you've got linsanity and melo fever. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: there are a lot of things going down. [ laughter ] roots -- roots, my man, andy clifford, he's chewing on some gum over

andy, how are you doing there? >> i'm all right. thanks for asking. >> i care. >> thanks for checking in with me. >> somebody asked. >> it is something you don't do enough. >> i would appreciate a phone call. >> i know, you could choke to death in your lonely apartment. >> thank you. >> you have nothing but cats. and they might eat you and your lifeless body. >> i have already told them and they are free to do so. >> congratulations. >> bill maar's op ed. i completely agree with him and you that people need to stop getting outraged over things and more importantly they need to stop feigning outrage. it was ridiculous gingrich and the first lady's office made a big deal or any deal over what deniro said and bigger deal he felt he needed to apologize. marr is full of crap. at this point all he has going for him is outraging people. that's all he tries to do. his tweets about tim tebow, they were not funny and he wants to outrage people and he feeds off of it. >> that's his right to do so and he suffers no penalty other than going he i

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> i have been on a desert on a horse with no name, america. our top story, is hollywood insane forecasting anoi jane as nancy reagan? the attempt at rhyming that didn't work out. andti a british dude is jailed for offensive tweets. why this is a clear violation of the first amendment. and v finally, why is alicia silverstone playing mama bird and baby bird with her own child 1234 the shocking video you don't want to miss. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> you bet. >> good to be back. >> whatever. joy you just don't care. >> whatever. >> go away. >> you go away. >>> let's welcome our guests. it is more mouth watering than a basset hound on a salt lick. i am here with juliette huddy. and he is responsible for more slap knees than a caw meeden why. and never take his food bowl before he is dn eating, bill schulz. and if he was the macarani i probably did him at a wedding. his latest book is called "gray lady down." the decline and fall of the new york times and what it means for america. spe

>> for that we go to andy levy. andy,. >> yes, greg? >> what did we get wrong, lots? >> no, it has been a smooth show so far. >> can we start with michael leer. with my coller? >> we can start and end with your coller. >> this was a bad idea. it is an all caps collar. >> do you have collar stains on that thing? >> yes, but one is broken. >> they are pencils. >> they are horse thermometers. >> you asked if the same people who were upset about the contraception thing was an attack on the religious right to kill bald eagles. i would say the answer is yes. >> it is like a slippery slope thing. is it christian scientists who don't let them go to doctors? i can't defend that. that puts somebody in danger. >> you sit here for 5 years and you have been complaining that don't come to me with the slippery slope argument that they are crap and you just made that. >> it is pronounced arapaho, did you fact check that? >> i am part arapaho as you know. >> i know. we will get into your pronunciation of things. >> we are going to get to it later. >> how many times will we say this wo

>> andy, about last night's show.t didn't live up to my expectations and our viewers at fox news deserved a better show so i scraped it. >> sounds good to me. >> see you later. >> a special thanks to shira, bernie, gavin. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i am going to stair at you. stare at you.

i'm andy levy.

for her parents, andy and jeanne, it has been a long and difficult year. but it gives them joy, they say, to receive letters and cards from those whose heart taylor touched in japan. many children wrote thank you letters for english books they received from the andersons. it was made possible by the taylor anderson fund her family set up last year. >> very difficult. good days, bad days. you just never know when you're going to be hit with sadness. but you try to move on every day. i try to have happy thoughts about her and i think about her a lot. >> a chunk of your heart was taken out and every time i get maybe an e-mail from one of her students or i talk to someone -- or get an e-mail about taylor bunko, a little chunk goes back in the heart. >> reporter: last month, jeanne and andy visited randolph macon college where taylor studied japanese and graduated in 2008 before she went to japan. recently, the college received a grant from the japan foundation in honor of taylor. it has enabled the college to expand japan-related programs, such as japanese cul

>> andy, about last night's show.t didn't live up to my expectations and our viewers at fox news deserved a better show so i scraped it. >> sounds good to me.

the latest on the war on food coming up. >> andy? you said the city of boston is cracking down. >> that's right. it is outrageous. >> here is the thing. it is moring -- moshing, and not noshing. >> never mind. >> go away. >> let's welcome our guests. she is more intoxicating than a bar full of hobos drinking moonshine. she is recently engaged. >> put a ring on it. >> and his legendary wit is known the world over, but red fox is dead, so here is comedian sherrod small. >> go march madness. >> his stench is now an element on my table, bill schulz. and he is more insightful than a crystal ball stuffed in a motivational speaker. his new book how to [bleep] in public comes out on tuesday. yea for tuesday. and no one in the press is more of a mess than our new york times correspondent. >> today in thursday's, steven profile else -- profiles the noted bartender, luke carl who among other things is lady gaga's exboyfriend and next week we will look at the gag's interview with claw midyaw. >> bill. >> my name is pinch. who is bill? >> is it h

andy, what were you agreeing with?. >> the point she has made many, many times. >> so you were listening. >> the whole time were you filling in your brackets. >> let's po nie t out a couple things before we move on. >> move on then. >> it is like, you know what, you have to stay up. the sioux nation, i want to give you a little background. the sioux nation are several tribes. the sioux call themselves dakota that means friend or ally or one who is friendly. >> i said that. >> in fairness you didn't say one who is friendly. >> the sioux consider the family the center of the universe. interestingly enough, the mascot of the sioux was some white north dakota kid named blake. i think the tables have turned and that's why he was upset. >> it was the fighting blakes. >> adam, you said during the course of the conversation about the fighting sioux, you said you are talking to a guy who loved the cleavland indians. who are you loving now? >> not the cleavland indians. this from a guy who if you put a beard on you look like the

you have to keep it fresh, andy.t's what a marriage is all about. >> this article argues something about cyber english. it is refreshing. he writes, quote -- >> are you sure that's how you say his name? >> you are forced to compress his message into fewer words and each carries more meaning on the shoulders and becomes more important and interesting. do you agree with this or is this typical wall street journal garbage? >> this is typical wall street journal. but it happens to be true like most of the garbage that we put out there. >> lore reerks ought authorize of the piece -- lore reerks -- lori, the author of the piece whose name i will butcher again david galernter says the e mails are sloppy. but how else am i supposed to make people understand how excited i am that "hunger games" just came out. >> it has become a crutch and we have become lazy in our writing. nobody is that creative anymore. >> you know that's the answer. >> you know that is the answer. >> i am pro brievs. what say you? >> why? y, the first let

junior shortstop andy mcguire just might change that. dermish has more on a kid who first started getting national attention on the football field. madison junior short stop andy mcguire is smooth on the baseball diamond. during his sophomore year on the football field, mcguire committed the biggest blooper of his high school career, making national news. >> i guess i took one too many steps, caught it, turned around, the next thing i know i'm looking up at the ref and he's laughing. i hand him the ball. my teammates are all laughing. >> i didn't give him that much grief. i said nice catch because it was a pretty good catch but i mean it was kind of cool because everyone, you know, looked for madison on espn and stuff. >> i was more impressed by the fact that he held on to the football. he hit that thing hard. of course we joked about it and i had fun with him about it but in the end i think he had the best line of all. >> now that i've been on the not top ten ail just go ahead and strive for being on the top ten plays sometime in my car

sign your is, until the big one kills us all" -- [laughter] "andy." andy is with us, too.lives in the haight. right there. thank you for your love letter to the city. now, i believe we are ready to take a trip down memory lane and check out some of those san francisco landmark that you have made famous, mr. bennett, with your incredible voice and visit some of your longtime friends who also want to pay tribute to you today. >> dear tony, we are here to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the recording of your song and our son, -- song, "i left my heart in san francisco." what better place to be then the fairmont hotel in san francisco where you first sang your song, our song, in the venetian room? i'm going to meet you in places where you have helped us celebrate the city by the bay, so follow me down memory lane. >> ♪ going home to my city by the bay ♪ >> toni, you have been an integral part of my life, and i get emotional because it was a wonderfully happy time. so i want to thank you. >> hello. you are at the home of the little cable cars that climb halfway to the stars.