meet andy judy. has a serious need for speed. >> andy was a skydiver. >> don vick runs a school in western pennsylvania where andy often skydives. >> he wasn't just someone who came to my drop zone to experience something that the crazy skydivers did. he's one of us and a good friend. >> it's labor day weekend 2002. andy decides to go skydiving with his dad, tim, and a few friends. >> it was a really hot day. i remember joking around about jumping out and landing in somebody's swimming pool. >> the day couldn't be going any better. andy, his dad and his friends have made two successful jumps and for their third run, they decide to try something a little different. they will do a four-way jump, locking arms and leaving the plane together. >> i was the one giving the count so we could leave together. to do that, i had one foot on the step. my right foot was hanging free. >> the plane races up to 11,000 feet and levels off above the ç jump zone. >> as i gave the count, we all pushed off. and my left fo

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, did you ever dream that some day you would be able to pick a movie star to have dinner with like the president of the united states? and finally, what does a new study show about the quality of relationships between couples who have sex early on? the story is so unbelievably shocking we didn't get to it twice last week, twice this week and probably won't yet again tonight. greg? >> you are still teasing that relationship story, andy? >> going to tease it until we do it, greg. >> that's your mo. >> it is more of a credo is. >> nor do i. >> go away sad, lonely man. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is back. she is so cute that kittens e-mail videos of her during work hours. i didn't know kittens have jobs, but god bless kittens with jobs. she is the news girl on the adam corolla girl and she is quite a waiver. and if he were a gift certificate i would blow him at the out back. and that is his latest book. it is called how to pleep in public. bill schulz is not h

right to andy greene.d to head in a three-on-two if the devils could have controlled but could not brought back on by carter. here's carter throwing one. sliding play across. brodeur saw it skitter by. shoots. he score s scls! jack carter has ended the game. a second successive overtime win for the kings! >> pierre: here's jeff carter. i want everybody of watch the speed to the outside but he never gives up on this play after the initial opportunity. he goes right around andy greene. now he's going to try to get this puck to the front of the net. he stays with it. he finds his puck. he circles the wagons. he shoots, skates to the right and marty brodeur down. where does he shoot this puck, doc? stickside right over about six to eight inches over the right skate of marty brodeur. perfectly placed shot for jeff carter. but the ability to stay with that puck after the initial play, but the speed of carter to the outside to cause separation to create that chance. look at all the bodies in front of the net. pen

right to andy greene.d to head in a three-on-two if the devils could have controlled but could not brought back on by carter. here's carter throwing one. sliding play across. brodeur saw it skitter by. shoots. he score s scls! jack carter has ended the game. a second successive overtime win for the kings! >> pierre: here's jeff carter. i want everybody of watch the speed to the outside but he never gives up on this play after the initial opportunity. he goes right around andy greene. now he's going to try to get this puck to the front of the net. he stays with it. he finds his puck. he circles the wagons. he shoots, skates to the right and marty brodeur down. where does he shoot this puck, doc? stickside right over about six to eight inches over the right skate of marty brodeur. perfectly placed shot for jeff carter. but the ability to stay with that puck after the initial play, but the speed of carter to the outside to cause separation to create that chance. look at all the bodies in front of the net. pen

still to come, andy levy's report. >> tonight's report is hosted by charmin.n. [ male announcer ] if a phone rings at your car insurance company and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? [ meows ] or if a tree falls on your car and no one's around to answer your call, do you make a sound? the answer is probably "yes" [ growling ] and "like a howler monkey." unless you're calling esurance. they have live humans on the phones to help 24/7. so you might make different sounds, like happy human sounds. esurance. insurance for the modern world. click or call. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. >> how is it going. >> i'm getting the feeling back. >> good. >> there are some scratches and a bruise which i'll be talking to my lawyer after the show. >> make sure you take pictures. >> i don't have to. this act of violence was on film. >> i was provoked. >> provoked by what? by joe's horrible jokes. >> you dragged me in to this. >> now i won't be a character witness. >> it's probably a good defense. [ laughte

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andy rooney stage we 2 weeks until the bridge fell. he was among the first american correspondents to visit the awful death camp. just an amazing world war ii career for a kid of 23 or 24. the fourth guy is a.j. liebling who fled hitler's storm troopers across france in 1940, he was a great francophile and recovered the british in his beloved paris and also earlier in the war covered africa brilliantly. andy rooney, cronkite's wire service senator, probably wrote more words about the european theater than any reporter. he was at operation torch from its first day. stayed in the european theater all the way through. the first american newspaperman on the scene when the awful massacre of the prisoners was discovered. just an amazing series of guys and i say they were a journalistic band of brothers. i am barely scratching the surface. and i am waiting for hundreds of starring moments. takes a village to write a book like this. the guys at this table helped me in return. tim wendell writes beautifully on everything from baseball to world

we mean big boned. >> we meant andy levy and not tv's andy levy. >> does it open this weekend?s friday everywhere with vanilla ice who i know -- >> look straight ahead. i am so obsessed with television. must look at the shiny object to my left. >> it opens on friday. go and see it. >> how is it going? >> really well. i host a pod cast on the adam corolla network, and i am doing it live in comedy venues around the nation so look for it if you live in los angeles. >> what is this about an urban outfitter store? >> i am goings in philly and manhattan and boston cambridge to tell stories that cooperate get in the book. not selling it. >> real qck, gavin made $16,000 selling the andrew breitbar t-shirts. >> sorry it was so unprofessional getting them to you. they are there now. if not now m they will be there in a few days. >> bill: tonight. >> you are not special. captioned by closed captioning services, inc. . contrary to what the soccer trophy is suggests you are nothing special. >> a veteran teacher tells the kids at an upscale high school the truth that they will have to prove

>> i'm well, andy, how are you? >> greg, i am prepared to be the brave heart of large, sugar redrinks. are you with me? >> you mean they can take away your cup, but they will never take your gallon? >> something like that. i haven't thought it through. >> are you wearing anything under your kilt? >> we can talk about that later. >> you don't want to get dunkin in your drink. i think bloomburg can do anything he wants. he has proven that over the years. when the occupierss were in the park he said the police force in new york was his personal army. you know i love when people smoke and drink giant sodas and put salt on therapy swraw, -- on their pizza, but then tell you you can't do it. that's leadership to me. >> help me out. my whole life i never understood the pro -- the pro huh business. >> i think they are doing it for good reasons, but first they never have proof it might work. and second of all they don't ponder whether they should be telling us what to do. you take a city like new york and it should be like a

that began with the kidnapping of andy schreiber.itness was steve johnson, the man who answered his front door in the pre-dawn hours of december 15, 2000, to discover a naked, bleeding woman standing on his front porch, a woman who said she had just been shot in the head. >> she said at some point she was afraid that she wouldn't survive and she wanted everything that she knew to be known to me or to the police or to the 911 operator. >> the most dramatic and highly anticipated moment in the prosecution's case came when the lone survivor of the soccer field massacre, h.g., took the stand. >> you've said it's all right to do your voice, broadcast it live. you do not want your face shown. >> correct. >> that's what we'll do. >> with the unblinking eye of the camera averted to protect her privacy, h.g. was stoic and careful, much different than the frantic victim that called 911 that night. she described how it began. first came the knock. aaron opened the door and the carr brothers forced their way into the condo each armed with a semi

andy.resident obama has breakfast with young movie stars in a vein attempt at rescuing the hollywood vote from the clutches of a mormon republican. and a new cdc study finds more high school students smoke marijuana than cigarettes. the study also found that those who smoke both are the coolest in school. it is true. it is in the study. finally, when is a twitter threat serious enough for police to take notice? follow me to find out. back to you, andy. >> thank you, michael. see you at the half. >> you bet. >>> let's welcome our guests. i am here with political commentator, columnist and author, anne call colter. and looking his first "red eye" appearance in eight years is jonathon honig. and bill schulz blessedly out of the country and filling in for him is an acclaimed star of stage and screen. catch him staring opposite jude law in an adeptation of "battleship." and sitting next to me is comedian and serial killer tom shalou. there is no pinch. thereth is weird. i was ready to throw to p

let's go to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> nobody gonna steel my head now that i am on the road again, america. our top story tonight, spanking video. that's all i got here. plus, you won't believe what one retiring democratic congressman thinks of the american people. actually you probably will. and finally can living alone increase your risk of premature death? check back with me in 10 years if i am still around. >> thanks, andy. >> a real scorcher. >> the h is o. >> what does that mean? >> the heat is on, my young friend. >> that it is. >> good talk. >> great talk. let's welcome our guests. i will. she is cuter than a care bear playing pate cake with a smurf in hell. i am here with jedediah below. he is so sharp he sleeps on a dart board which is hard to do because you have to be horizontal and hanging from a wall. it is the imus in the morning executive producer. and his dumpster got free wi-fi. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was laundry i would do him on a friday night. sherrod small. >> in t

let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> how are you, greg? >> i'm great. >> that's fantastic. >> you don't care. >> glad one of us is. the washington post asks can anybody be president? the washington post is not an actual wooden post in our nation's capital. >> i beg to defer. >> you may have been thinking of diversity used in the old civil war era. >> i tend to get those things confused. >> tucker, you said it is hard to be president. that's why he shouldn't promise curing cancer or maybe you will make the rising of the ocean slow. >> literally. >> tucker, like you, i don't disagree with the premise it is harder to be president now. he pointed out similar things were said when jimmy carter wasn't. it is weird these things come up when it is a democratic president. >> and the whining. that's how you know. just the whining, barf. >> speaking of whining, ely -- no, i kid to ely. things like blogs and twitter are things that let people have their voices heard. when people whine and mown about how those things make it more difficult to govern ar

of course not. >> have i been andy levy -- i have an andy levy head.ade of plaster of paris. >> you actually have my real head. >> half time usually has to end early because it starts to teeter off. and then you see about a thousand working magazine gots going like this -- maggots going like this. >> highly trained. >> sad eyes. >> engage andy's sad eyes. >> i do buy that they are not making an overt statement. the statement would actually be pro bush. you referred to them as boring. >> i meanted in and not king ned. >> ri p, rip. jedediah, you said you can't believe nobody noticed this until editing. you said nobody noticed it but it could have been before editing, i guess. i don't buy that nobody noticed it until after the shot. i just don't. >> you don't buy it. it looks just like him and the guy points to it. it would be odd -- i don't see how you don't see. >> i think they noticed. >> they are not buying anything. >> i do agree with you. i think they offhandedly mention it because they thought it was an interesting, fun behind the scenes fact. it

you are much nicer than andy. >> andy is the worst. >> andy looks like a cleaned up version of crispinlover. >> that is actually true. i have been told that in the past. victor i was trying to say something nice about anne. she said in is that segment, don't vote. she is right, do not vote. you don't have to vote. it is not required. i will give you an exam el p. i used to live in dc and the election returns in dc as most of you people know is near that of a syrian election. 99% for barack obama who i believe is our president now. >> they were not voting. >> st. louis has a voter turnout of 97%. >> twitter, tom, you said that serial killers are weird owe and don't have accounts. the hannible has an account. >> i am talking about the classic. he probably had one. >> if they had twitter, there would be -- he would be tweeting about the jews. >> instead of scrawling it on the walls you just tweet it. >> here is an interesting fact. ted bundy was on linked in. >> still is. i believe. >> he was the first person ever to be on linked in. anne, you said liberals don't kill people or don't assa

right to andy greene.d to head in a three-on-two if the devils could have controlled but could not brought back on by carter. here's carter throwing one. sliding play across. brodeur saw it skitter by. shoots. he score s scls! jack carter has ended the game. a second successive overtime win for the kings! >> pierre: here's jeff carter. i want everybody of watch the speed to the outside but he never gives up on this play after the initial opportunity. he goes right around andy greene. now he's going to try to get this puck to the front of the net. he stays with it. he finds his puck. he circles the wagons. he shoots, skates to the right and marty brodeur down. where does he shoot this puck, doc? stickside right over about six to eight inches over the right skate of marty brodeur. perfectly placed shot for jeff carter. but the ability to stay with that puck after the initial play, but the speed of carter to the outside to cause separation to create that chance. look at all the bodies in front of the net. pen

we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. to see recent shows fox news.com/red eye. >>> i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five" and" the owe reilly factor." a new "red eye" returns with remi spencer and liz mcdonald. >> i hear victor roberts will be also on the panel tomorrow. >> he was state side. >> i guess he was doing a small broadway thing with that guy. >> they are still doing that? >> that guy. >> i am trying to think of the guy's name. >> jedediah, what is your next column going to be? >> i am interviewing him about his new book. you need to hear about it. stay tuned. >> is that the name of the book? >> no, it is called "the great destroyer." >> it is not about obama, is it? >> why would you say that? >> how sigh -- how is imus? does he talk about me? >> yes. when are you coming out. >> when you invite me. >> i will be on the -- "the talk" with julie chen next tuesday. check it out. >> i'm sure she will be thrilled about that. >> anything to plug quickly? >> you can catch me on abc good after

for that we go to andy levy. are you doing this. >> good, greg. >> i'm here. >> did you have a good vacation? >> you know, i got injured. >> we went down a water slide. it was a very, very tricky water slide. i bounce owed my butt. >> oh no. i -- >> i have a sliped disk and went on a jetski. >> okay. >> and then after that i really hurt myself. >> sounds like a blast. and then i went and lied on the beach for awhile. >> i had some salad. >> anna winter and sjp. anna winter is the pro editor-in-chief. incorrect, she is the empress of gorgimax. >> you know what, now i feel bad. i have been addressing her as the emperor. no wonder she hasn't been returning the e-mails i have written to her. >> i would think if you want to raise money dinner with anna winter, that's what you get when you don't contribute to the campaign. >> it doesn't seem like it would be fun. i can understand sara jessica parker and the obamas, but who wants to listen to such a pompous lady? >> i think i would find sara jessica parker to be a delig

for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you?>> whatever. >> obama girl won't endorse obama. jonathon, you said obama girl's career and obama's career overshadow each other. how do you know this some. >> i have seen things you would not believe. and i look way better and still absolutely fabulous in a speedo. most of the italian people will attest. >> well, i am going to -- yikes. >> dan you said this reminds you of back in 1980 when there was all of that for ronald reagan and it kept up. i'm assuming you meant 1984. >> yes, i did. i have been 0 for 8 on everything i have said so far today. >> there is an easy fix for that. >> if it talks about looking it up, i won't do it. >> don't screw up. >> what is the fun in that? >> you said that amber edinger, the sew bough ma girl, said she would write books. and then you said you think that's what she said. >> i was told when i came that it was like -- there are a bunch of guidelines. you are saying stuff that is not true. i am trying to do that. >> but bill can't get this where he is.

i only want to be on here when andy levy is at half time. that person is embarrassing me. >> i am going to cry. i will be nicer. i promise. >> remi, you were talking about oprah crashing weddings. i have been searching and i have seen nothing about this. was this in your dreams? when was oprah crashing weddings? >> i don't know how you didn't find it on the internet. a couple years ago she was stoping into regular people's weddings unannounced, and it was in the news. >> okay. >> she pre end ited it was for them, but -- she pretended it was for them, but she was eating all of the cake. >> i have no memory of that. >> i'm assuming none of you men have watched the oprah show on a regular basis. >> you are assuming incorrectly. >> my wife watches it. >> did you call her instead of googling? did you call her and ask her? >> i will do that. story two, b. this is phac mating. recommend -- fascinating. remi you said, they weren't just using words, they were violent. were they violent? was there imagery there? >> actually it is threats and it is a f

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i'm gregg gutted field and let's go to andy levy.t is coming up. >> i'm blaming it on my vertigo medication. top story, why is president obama skipping a hollywood fund-raiser later this week. and we'll investigate how it will affect his career. will your tweets be sent into space? and can living alone increase yg your risk of premature death. some days i hope so. >> greg: you are getting excited. >> three short days. >> greg: it's going to seem like a long three days. do you have tickets? >>yes, i do. >> greg: i'll pick right after the show on friday. >> i'll have a thermos folder bringing into the theater. the critics are calling it that. >> greg: i'm so excited. three short days. it's going to seem like three days. we are doing it again. then go away. bye. >> let's welcome our guests. she because the bababoom in the courtroom. rebecca. and jokes, comedian joe diveto and fox commentary, mixed martial arts. signature next to me is john gibson. syndicated show named after him. he continues to. it's new york times correspondent. good

andy kroll, talk about this. often the corporate media just expresses the range of debate between the republicans and democrats, and often that debate is almost nil. we are in election year. in may, a little more because president obama is so far behind in raising money that they may start to raise this issue, but they're going after the same money trough. they're picking the same pockets as the republicans. so it's unlikely the democrats are going to be raising this issue and going after the super pacs. can you please talk about that? >> the obama campaign is in a weird place right now. and their attempts to court big donors, for instance, for the priorities usa action super pac, which is a strictly pro-obama super pac, is in a very difficult spot. in 2008, president obama said, "no, we don't want any outside help. we don't want any loss of political groups spending money independently to help us or to attack george to be bush. we want complete control of our message." the irony is that the obama staffer in 2008

andy zhang can't believe he was playing in the u.s. open. this is the best feeling. and this is -- i'm really excited he played here at the lichic club. >> this is like shaking on the first tee, i guess i'll get used to it. >> he played in master champion. >> i thought i was going to look up to them. they're like just nice to me, giving me tips. >> tiger tried to qualify and didn't make it. and andy is a huge fan. >> and this morning i shook his hand. >> not too young if he can do it. that is the great thing is that it's not handed to you. and just think of exkbreernss from the game from playing in this event. how well it's going to serve june skbrer high school he veents in the tournament that ends on father's day if andy makes the cut, unfortunately, his dad will not be here. >> my dad went back to china three days ago. i call every round. every day. and. >> they were both star stuck on the practice range. >> before i came here i thought can i ask them for their autographs? no. you're giving out autographs. >> and what a great story. and if i was a betting man i wo

jay thanks, andy. -- >> thanks, andy. >> whatever. >> a little attitude there. >> go away. >> at least you are making it obvious. >> please go away. >> you go away. i'm the boss. you go away first. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is hotter than a sauna built on a volcano on the sun. she anchors fox report weekend saturdays and sundays at 7:00 p.m. eastern on fox newschannel. check it out. and he is so sharp that ninjas use him to kill people. and in tie land he is -- in thailand he is considered a luxury item. and if hilarity was a turkey, i would stuff him every thanksgiving while my in-laws watched. sitting here, comedian sherrod small. >> i have my ninjas in paris. they are going gorilla. >> you are already trying to hijack this show. his reader ship fades as he drinks the cool aid. >> ninjas are from japan. today on something called the new york times on-line the summer reading suggestions for college bound high school graduates. as for me, i will reread "war and peace" and while i started perusing it, i cannot in good conscience recommend a book called" 50 shades of grey." i pick

andy, of course, is a huge fan. >> yeah, this morning i shook his hand. tiger's hand." >> he's not too young if he can diet. there is no. the great thing about this game it is not handed to you. you have to go out and put up the numbers. he did. he is here playing on the biggest stage. just think of the experience of the game from playing in this event. how well that will serve him when he plays juniors and high school events. >> reporter: a tournament that ends on father's day. if andy makes the cut, unfortunately his dad will not be here. >> my dad actually went back to china three days ago. i will call him every round, actually like every day, after practice. >> reporter: andy and his caddie were both a bit star struck on the practice range. >> yeah, before i came here i was like, chris, can i go on the range and ask them for their autographs. he said, no. >> oh. >> very cool story. >> he had to take his headgear off. he has braces. isn't that cute though? >> at 14. you know what, he can make millions soon enough you never know. get those headgear off

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. i'm fine. no, everything is good. no, i don't want to talk about it. >> you were out sick. >> that's fine. president obama -- >> tom did a great job filling in for you, by the way. >> i'm sure he did. >> always does. he had a great magic eight ball joke that was hilarious. >> did he look he wrong camera like he is now? >> yes. >> president obama's facts, greg you pointed out that young barak used brute spray de yoder rent and then said for what, we don't know. i would say a woman repellent. for those too young to remember brought was our generation's ax body spray. >> i think i might have used it. >> it doesn't surprise me. it was either that or jovan musk. >> that was fantastic. >> and then you graduated to drakar-noir. >> the body spray. >> i liked elizabeth taylor's diamonds. >> you are younger than us. >> no love for old spice. >> i actually loved old spice. i don't like the new old spice. >> the new spice? >> he uses -- huckabee uses drakaar-noir. he said so on the show. >> old spice is bad though. anna, your dad

andy loves to have fun.we saw this wooden ski at a antique place. a set of wooden skis. and we glued shot glasses to the ski and created a thing called andy's shot- ski. >> i brought a clip. i brought a clip of, kind of, some of the best shot-ski moments so that you could see what a profound effect you've had on my wednesday nights on "watch what happens live." >> jimmy: wednesday nights on "watch what happens live" you do that. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. it's shot-ski night. >> okay, let's go get in shot-ski position. this is homemade by jimmy fallon and his wife nancy, okay? >> yeah. >> okay. [ laughter ] one, two, three -- [ cheers and applause ] it's good, right? [ cheers and applause ] that was good. [ cheers and applause ] go, go, go. [ cheers and applause ] have you ever done a shot on television? >> no, this is a historic first. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dan rather and john mayer? >> dan rather and john mayer. we did bourbon shots. mr. rather -- >> jimmy: that is the best. >> it's the best. >> jimm

we go to andy levy. i'm going great. >> nice tie. it is. >> obama's hollywood backlash.ht that john travalta asked for. the whole thing confused me. i kept thinking that. i don't get it. >> rebecca, you said obama is blowing off a fund-raiser is not $40,000. why is it not worth it? >> he doesn't think he is because he is only charged $2500 and $500 for the rest. >> that is what i love about him. he is humble. >> yes, unlike clooney was charging ten a head. >> he has a similar career to clooney's plus the prominent band he is in. >> he is dancing about mars. >> 30 seconds to mars. >> greg, don't refer to the fight club as fight club. are you 80? >> that was quite a film. and one guy was like, two guys. or the two guys split and they became one guy. >> but they got back after buildings blew up. >> they got back together with the meatloaf guy. >> his name was robert paulson. >> i love the british lady. >> she was amazing. >> she wasn't in the movie. >> she was married to kenneth bronig. >> can we get a spoiler alert on this. bruce wil lisa ghost. he is stumping for the imag

from andy levy. what a waste of time. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the world's tallest man. the turkish farm who has grown two inches since taking the title in 2009. thanks world's tallest man. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. andy? >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good. >> he is flipping papers around. >> who said that? >> i did. >> it is on. >> oh boy, yes, bring it. >> dwarves complaining about snow white. michael you said it is stupid, and i hear you. but i'm thinking it has to be tough enough to find a lot of work as a little person in hollywood, and then you hear they are making a movie about snow white and you are like, thank you, lord. then the studio calls and they say, yes, about that. >> here is my thing. if you are a little person and you make the career choice to be an actor, you know you are going to be in for some tough times and you can't necessarily think to yourself at some point they will make a snow white movie an

don't get me wrong. >> thanks, andy. no not helping. >> i don't care about that anymore. >> supreme court shoots down the stolen valor act. one out of two is how i am looking at this today. >> you are glad they shot it down. >> yes. >> greg, if you tell a woman in a bar are you a captain in the police force to get her into bed, we are talking about an incredibly stupid woman here. >> i am an undercover agent. i am working this beat because this bar may be a hotbed of illegal arms trading. i worked this all out. >> absolutely. you are going after stringer. >> exactly. >> that would not be fraud legally. >> why not? what if i try to get money out of her? >> that's different. that's fraud. if you try to -- if i am understanding the decision correctly if you stood to financially gain about lying about having a military medal that is fraud. >> let's say the woman in the bar is a prostitute and i try to get the sex free by claiming military -- a freebie. >> a serviceman's discount? joy yes. >> there is no such thing. >> also,

. >> please welcome to the tee, andy jung. >> 14-year-old andy jung flew from florida to the bay area hoping two other golfers would withdraw from the us open, and once that happened, andy's first question to his coach was. >> is that okay if i go up to tiger and those great players for photographs, and he was like no, you are going to be the one giving out autographs. >> it's not too long if he can do it. that's the great thing about this game. it's not handed to you. you got to put out the numbers, and he did. >> what kind of golfer were you at 14. >> about a 34 handicapper on the front 9. >> and i'd probably be scared out of my mind. >> jung has no entrage, just his mother, coach, friend and caddy. >> he doesn't realize it because he's 14. he hits some putts a little firm, but it's very firm. i don't have an expectation for this time. i just want to come out here and enjoy myself and learn as much as possible and yeah, that's it, just have fun i guess. >> andy started today with a trible bogey 7 on the very first hole and then settled down. after this birdie on the final hole, he f