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bernard and shirley kinzy. >> moad is so unique. it's a jewel of a museum. >> uh-huh. >> andy know lots of other children. >> yeah. >> and midwest people don't realize that it's a museum but a resource in the community. >> yes. >> and we have a very, very strong, robust public program and that showcased the physicians and artists. we have scholarly voices where doctors and educators come in and speak to the community. we have education programs for youth, tours given to school children. we have collaborative programs that happen with children coming in. we have free days that you come in and do art, make art and become a part of the museum. >> great. >> and for children, the hands on is so important. >> yes. >> ever and child has creative genius. >> uh. >> and needs a place to let that awaken. >> yes. >> and that is wonderful. every year, i look forward to the moad annual guyla. >> yes. >> this year it sounds special. >> this year is spectacular. we're happy to have danny glover honored as the patron of culture and -- . >> the patron of culture. >> yes. >> and magnificent soci

andy dalton throws it but a.j. green oh, man. >> look at the concentration. 10-7, cincinnati. three straight goal line stops, james harrison prevents lewis from scoring, fourth and goal. dalton, ensuing drive. bernard -- >> video game. >> nine play, 98-yard drive. after a successful field goal called back due to holding, second one, 34 yarder, wide right. lewis, scott clahandler. bills back with the ball. lewis, marquis goodwin. with a minute to go! >> yes. >> we're tied at 24. how did that happen? it happened. brandon tate in overtime. 29 yards to the bills 33 yard line. and then it's nugent. a chance to redeem himself from 43 yards out to give the bengals the victory and it is -- good! bills a valiant effort. they drop to 2-4 with the loss. bengals 4-1 in their last five. thad lewis threw for just over 200 yards, two touchdowns, ran for a score and even in defeat not short on confidence. >> it felt great. coming to the game you have to be confident. if i was nervous in any way, shape, form or fashion, the bengals would have ate us up. i was confident getting to the game. getting that first pass completed, our receiver was coming to play. >> i thought it was a good day to dayment we have to keep p