[applause] >> for those of you who don't know me, i am andy borowitz. i write for "the new yorker." i under -- i write under the pen name noncompliant will. [laughter] >> thank you. one night a year we all gather together, writers, readers and agents to celebrate the book at its bastard cousin, the e-book. [laughter] >> now, when the national book foundation asked me to host last year's show, they said, if this was a big selling point for me, they said that hosting the national book award can lead to bigger things. [laughter] .. as poking fun at the publishing business. for example, i said last year that publishing was a sinking ship. and i meant that in a positive way. [laughter] i did not say that publishing was a sunken ship. i said, and i believe, that publishing is still very much in the process of sinking. you know, publishing is a carnival cruise ship. it's on fire, the toilets don't work, but we are surviving day to day on pop tarts and spam. [laughter] and i think we can all agree that is a pretty darn positive assessment of where publishing is right now. [applause] i'm gla