kohl's. >> jimmy: andy cohen is here. is on bravo sunday through thursday. you're still enjoying doing that show? >> i love it. we just got picked up for two more years. [ cheers and applause ] we're in year 13. you just had a big anniversary. >> jimmy: we did. we had our 19th anniversary. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: last week. [ cheers and applause ] it goes by like that, right? >> yeah, it really does. >> jimmy: at the ceremony, your parents are going to be there. will there be real housewives? >> there will be real housewives in attendance. we have gar sell bove and lisa renna speaking on behalf of the i think 130 housewives at this point who have come and gone. [ applause ] john mayer will be speaking. >> jimmy: john mayer is going to speak, your good friend. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you spoken to him about what he's going to say? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> he said to me today, he goes, so is it like a tribute? i said, i don't know, i haven't watched footage of others. >> jimmy: i'll tell you. >>

because she called cnn, they're sending andy cohen out with a barrel of tequila around his neck.. the barrel is empty. from the world of money, money, money. yesterday, apple became the first company to hit a $3 trillion market value. how did they do it? dongles. they charge you for dongles. is it too much to ask to be able to charge my $900 phone while i listen to music? drill another hole, tim! i'll pay you! how much will it cost me to get the iphone pro-max double-holer? ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) i'm angry! >> jon: come on, now! ( piano riff ) ( bouncy piano riffs ) ( laughter ) >> stephen: apple's market value is now roughly equal to the gross domestic product of britain or india and is worth more than the value of all of the world's cryptocurrencies. but not even half as annoying. ( laughter ) the growth has been fast. in 2018, apple was worth $1 trillion, then $2 trillion in 2020, and that value jumped to $3 trillion just a year and a half later. hopefully, with that kind of cash, they can finally afford to fix that bite in their logo. we've got a great show fo

tomorrow night, andy cohen and slash will be here.um is called "new light." here with the song "what about us." with help from sevyn, eric bellinger! ♪ ♪ what about me what about you what about love what about trust ♪ ♪ what about then talkin back when you would hop in when i pull up ♪ ♪ reminiscing bout back then lately member how i used to ♪ ♪ you crazy back seat in the whip so wavy in so deep almost had my ♪ ♪ baby what about what about what about what about us what about what ♪ ♪ about love girl what's up what about linkin back up tell them other ♪ ♪ back up ooowhaaaau your honor what about me what about you what about love ♪ ♪ what about trust what about me what about love what about us ♪ ♪ what about us fell for a ting from the west side if i'm ♪ ♪ being honest tlc no left eye that's all that she wanted ♪ ♪ how you gone unfollow me leave me for the streets babe ♪ ♪ there's no degree how cold you could be babe ♪ ♪ girl i remember the time i got receipts on my line the naked kind ♪ ♪ so don't you front don't you lie i know ya body

tonight -- andy cohen -- and music from slash featuring myles kennedy & the conspirators.kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves

this week, we've got new shows with andy cohen, josh gad, sebastian stan, lily james, and slash.sh will be playing his guitar with myles kennedy and the conspirators. and we'll have music from the weather station and eric bellinger featuring sevyn. so please join us for all that this week. our first guest is an emmy-winning actor with leading-man looks and a voice that brings to mind smoked bison hide. his popular three-man podcast is called "smartless," and his new comedy series "murderville" premieres on netflix thursday. please welcome will arnett. [ cheering ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? what is this badge on your -- what is that? a patch? >> oh, this? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't know. read it, jimmy. >> jimmy: it says toronto maple leafs honor, pride, courage, ambassador. wow, congratulations. >> i mean, it says ambassador, but i like to think of myself more as an attache. >> jimmy: what is the difference? what is the difference between an ambassador and an attache? >> if i have to explain it to you -- i'm stalling. but, you know, i can't confirm or deny as to whether or not i'm