he let the cats lick his scruffy chin, andy levey. and she is so bright old people are advised not to walk toward her because they will die. al allison barber. and next month his lips are marying a life boat in a tasteful ceremony. writer and comedian paul mccurio. somebody booked paul to perform at the fort lauderdale improve this thursday through sunday. you can probably show up as there will be plenty of tickets available. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. if i had a nickel for every time i would see you greg, i would have 5 cents. >> that's nice. they put the arty in party. some college feminists filmed themselves caw voterring naked in columbia university's library to critique male fantasies of sorority initiation. as you know a critique was so necessary. the film is called "initiation" and explores the rishules of american ivy league secret societies to the point of his hysteria. have a look, have a lookers. ♪ >> that reminded me of that weekend party at lou dabbs' house. one of the creators says it is supposed to sh

it tv's andy levey. and if hilarity was lint he would come in a dryer and your bellow button. it is sherrod small. and he is so sharp that saysers are told not to run with him. editor bill mcgern. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. i was wondering if i could interview you. >> that's sweet. children take it hard if they don't get a card. a new jersey kindergarten steep every thinks they need protection from rejection. on february 14th, the most important day of the year, a liter says if your child choose tokes change valentine's cards in school he or she should have one for each classmate. this will avoid hurt feelings. the teacher urges parents to avoid any names on the envelopes to, quote, make it easier for the children to pass out the cards thelzs. themselves. only in obama's america. one child couldn't wait to open his valentine gift. >> what happened to your valentine day treats? you ate that corn already? that's your last piece. no, don't eat the roses. >> don't eat the roses. i didn't know robin williams had a kid. an ugly kid i might add. was that too hard?