it is tv's andy levey. that's great. and she is finance knee and attractive -- she is funny and attractive. writer, comedian and racist, bonnie mcfarland. a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> not many people. >> all right. it takes, yes to excess. california, a state, recently signed affirmative consent into law. and the standard of only yes means yes is gaining traction elsewhere. last month students at concordia university in montreal posted a varied yow showing that getting consent can be sexy, dirty, hot and straight up fun. have a look, lookers. >> it's okay. >> can i put my hand here? >> yes. >> can i take your shirt off? >> no, not yet. >> can i put this here? >> yes, please. >> can i kiss your neck? >> clearly he is both fun and considerat. can he take your shirt off? >> can i take off your shirt? >> uh-huh. >> lady with the beard is cute. >> sometimes it pays to ask the question twice. i believe we have another camera angle.n i take your shir? >> no, not yet. can i put this here. >> please. >> can i kis

we tried to find somebody as none do script as andy levey and we did. reason tv and reason.com writer and producer anthony fisher, but you can call him andy levey. and he hosted a comedy show from the basement. sitting next to me -- you never know when he will walk up to your face and shoot your guts tout and then drive away with your woman. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he showed contrition for hurting the mission. yes, the so-called sexist shirt wearing scientist has apologized for his tacky attire. dr. matt taylor, one of the most public faces of the comet was slammed this week after wearing garb that featured sexy women in sexy poses. tweeted one astro physicist, is it appropriate if you care about women and science on friday? taylor atoned. >> i made a big mistake. i offended many people and i am sorry about this. >> pull it together, man. that's not the matt taylor i know. he improved matters by wearing a hoodie. back to the mission, the european space agency released video of the probe attached to the comet. will technology won

it is tv's andy levey. the magazines are responsible for more soiled socks than the 1919 world series and his eyebrows are more pronounced than the the words on jeopardy and he looks like one of the arabs on homeland. his name i forgot. ithe is now the editor-in-chief. it is a child's magazine. and he keeps his money under his mattress. that's why he needs a 50-foot ladder to get into bed. it is the lou everyone is skipping to, darlin. week nights 7:00 p.m. eastern on fox business network. he is also co author of the great book and national best seller, bigger than anything o'reilly has ever written border war. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> his shirt is causing hurt. so it must be time for another edition of -- >> is this sexist? >> i forgot the sign. the european space agency may have landed a probe on a comet 310 million miles away. that pales in importance to the clothing choice of one of their scientists. look at that. during a live stream of the landing matt taylor, one of the most p

it is andy levey. and he took on peter gallagher for a client. he also hosts the great race wars pod cast with some guy whose name i won't mention. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> should his gain bring his game? they signed the biggest contract for $325 million. that's a lot of money i am told. he is one of the best in the match. but is isn't the money a bit much? >> you wul average $69,000 a day for the next 13 years. that's way more than the annual income this this country. is there part of that that is almost embarrassing to you? >> stanton admitted it is not fair to make so much money. >> is there part of that that is almost embarrassing to you. >> embarrassing to me. not exactly. >> is it like a lottery ticket and peace out. people are thinking of it like that. you win the lottery and you quit your job and you call it a day. this is the start of new work and a new job. >> i was mistaken. he is richer than scrooge mcduck. and he celebrated at a miami hotspot with a $20,000 bottle of champagne he didn't have to pay for. nobody

and tv's andy levey. and if you want to know how he rolls approach him from the passenger side. it is jim norton, host of the jim norton show. he got more clients off than the mustang ranch. legendary lawyer alan derschiwitz. it is called "terror tunnels" and it is real. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> if they meddle she will peddle. she has a bike powered by spite. it is day 93 of -- >> on thursday, a day of the week, the nurse who cared for ebola patients left her house in maine and took a short ride as an f-u to state officials who want her quarantined. kasey was joined by her boyfriend and followed closely by two cles cars and a -- police cars and a crowd of reporters. they said they would seek a court order to enforce her 21-day confinement if she flewed the coup. she showed little remorse. >> are you going out later today? >> did you talk about going outlast night? >> this morning we just said we wanted to go for a bike ride. >> you woke up and said it? >> i have to go speak with the health department now. >> someone likes to brag. during her bike ride i w

i am andy levey in for greg gutfeld who got suddenly sick after doing" the five." let's welcome our guests. she used to be a roth child and now she is a rothman, anchor lori rothman. and joanne nosuchunsky. and now it is not no, not the number one cause of big rig accidents that is truck texting, it is buck sexton on the blaze radio network. and they gave him the day off at the carnival so next to me is the bearded lady, joe devito. >> a block. the lede. that's the stories story. that's the first story. >> dartmouth? more like dirty mouth. that's how you start off a show. texas governor rick perry had sexually explicit questions while speaking at the ivy league school. he wondered if he would have anal6 for campaign contributions and another accused him of comparing homosexuals to alcoholics. a sophomore wrote the questions and passed them out in fliers. among them, in 2002 you supported the anti-sodomy law. do you dislike booty 6 because the peni goes in where the poopy goes out? and i know have you been strong on all foreign policy issues including somali pirates

it is andy levey, of course. like the cereal i had for breakfast he is a special k meal. owe cost of the independent -- co-host of the independents on fox business network. and he sounds like he smells like a dive bar. next to me is imus in the morning executive producer. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he is hammered and they are enamored. it is part social experiment and part prank. she stumbles around lake lange pre -- los angeles pretending to be drunk and asking people for help. if only they filmed it. >> you don't need a bus. we are going somewhere else. >> where are we going go? i. >> my house. >> i got a water bed and all of that. >> it is thr is a party. >> you want to hang out? go back to my place? >> let's go. >> okay. >> come with me, i will take care of you at my place. >> really? what kind. >> you are not coming home with him. you are coming home with me. >> they are all cads. later the woman sobers up. >> come on. >> actually i'm feeling better thanks. >> what? >> actually i am feeling better. >> you know who will never sober up? this cat.

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we will show you what happened when greg gut felled and andy levey hit the world's most famous arena ask what makes them the hottest duo on tv. >> they say everything a girl wants to hear, you know? >> none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our

tv's andy levey. happy thanksgiving.ou how to money, so you don't have to say no to any of your kids. >>> i'm andrea along with juan, mwux?úm.f5/" i've 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >> since the shooting of michael brown by officer darren wilson on august 9, one chant has dominated the faithful encounter. >> r hands up don't shoot, something officer darren wilson said never happened. >> some of the eyewitnesses have said, when at that moment he turned around, he turned around and put his hands up. >> that would be

thank you, christina, andy levey, joanne nosuchunsky. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld.ee you next time. unextension that might have one gruber envious about how to conduct the crisis. >>> i'm dana along with kimberly, bob, eric and this jokester, it's 5:00 in new orleans and this is the five. > >>. >>> jonathan kbrub grub -- at milting americans were deceived got obama care. >> i just heard about this, i get well briefed before i come out here. the fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff u expressed an opinion that i

. >> this is andy levey who is filling in for greg gutfeld. let's welcome our guests. we couldn't afford a guest so the court appointed one for us. i am here with criminal defense attorney remi spencer. and she is more delightful than cut up pieces of hot dog in a large bowl of macaroni and cheese which is delightful. it is joanne nosuchunsky. >> and good for you. >> and i hope i don't mess up his name. it is sum-ju. >> it is sam morrell. >> and he is thinner than he looks like on "saturday night live." fox and friends co cost on the fox network. >> it is now available in paperback. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it is a low blow to those who can't go. they are upset at the direct tv commercial with a a painfully awkward version of rob lowe who can't pee in public. have a peek, peekers. >> i am rob lowe and i have direct tv and i am painfully awkward rob lowe and have cable. >> fact, direct tv has been ranked higher than cable for 10 years. >> fact, i can't go with other people in the room. >> don't be like this me. get rid of cable and upgrade to dir

it is tv's andy levey. and he has the best costumes ever or he is too lazy to dress up. it is probably the latter. and he is taking a backseat on his booster seat. next to me is greg gutfeld, one of my many co-hosts weekdays on "the five." 234 case you haven't -- in case you haven't heard his latest book is called "not cool." buy it people. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. according to a new survey the democrats are more fearful than republicans and more afraid of bugs and snakes, blood and needles and strangers clowns and ghosts. as the "washington post" notes, the survey reveals they are the bigger believers in the paranormal which is why they are more jittery. the biggest fear is public speaking and heights and zombies and darkness and ghosts. you know who else is afraid of ghosts? here is a rier video of a cat -- a rare video of a cat witnessing a spirit of the dead. >> that could actually be true. john, i will start with you as our favorite guest here tonight. >> i am the favorite guest. >> well these people are here all the time. andy, don't ruin it fo

. >> this is andy levey who is filling in for greg gutfeld.

i am andy levey in for greg gutfeld who got suddenly sick after doing" the five.