meanwhile andy levey has opened a lion exhibit in his apartment. sorry, andy.eized them? they were adorable. >> they shouldn't have taken the dogs. >> what are they going to do with them? put them in dog prison? did they charge the dog with the crime? impersonating a panda. >> i don't think the circus should have lied. it is more impressive to say this is a dog that looks like a panda. >> it is a danda. it is a dog that had sex with a panda and this is a danda or a pog. >> oh that's better. >> it is a poking, sam. a pog, sam. i invented a word. >> a brilliant trick. >> they say he is facing charges over false passports. i didn't know they had passports. it is way more complicated. >> and they say they were six months younger than the documents stated. what kind of tect -- detective is doing this work? >> i am not like i will get to the bottom of that. >> that is cute. >> animals don't care about how hold they are, right? >> you don't know that. >> i do. >> then, yeah. >> would you have will faen for this? >> i would have fallen for this. i have never seen a pan

and he is like you know, forgettable, andy levey. he has a beard on his face and one on on his marriage license, joe devito. he has his first comedy album called first date with joe devito. you can pre order it now at shop . rooftop comedy.com. that's a lot of dots and coms. and he has a busy week coming up. he will be making wooden rocking horses for the good boys and girls. next to me, greg gutfeld. did you know his latest book is called "not cool" and it makes a great gift for those you don't like. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> a bad year got badder. new york city mayor bill de blasio is telling people to halt debates and protests until the officers murdered over the weekend are laid to rest. the mayor has been sharply criticized, accused of helping to create an atmosphere that made officers a target of hate. the head of the nypd union says there is blood on his hands and on sunday as de blasio walked through the hospital where the bodies of the officers lay, cops turned their backs on i'm h. here is former mayo

it is tv's andy levey. and his hair is harder than calculus. it is buck sexton, host and editor of "the buck sexton show" on the blaze network. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> did the cia go a stray? on tuesday a democratic-lead panel released a deeply critical report on the agency's interrogation practices. i read all 670 pages. lawmakers warn it could endanger the lives of americans and more than 6,000 marines were put on high alert. chairwoman dianne feinstein believed the extensive and expensive under taking was necessary. >> history will judge us by our commitment to adjust society governed by law and the willingness to face an ugly truth and say never again. >> the center report which did not have the full support of the intelligence committee's republican minority concluded in part that the cia program was not an effective or productive way to gather intelligence. 1k3 that the interrogation of detainees went beyond the authorized procedures. the report and the cia disagree over the initial tip that lead to taking out osa

she was not always the famous tv's andy levey. you ever want to get back at the people who made fun of what you used to look like? >> i don't like to show this because i don't do personal stuff. i think we have a picture of me from 10 years ago. >> hideous. >> is that a spot perm? >> my nickname was woman beast. first of all i will throw out the possible belt tay this is fake. possibility that this is fake. >> is this a hoax? >> i love this. >> but good for her, i guess. maybe it would have been better when he asked her out to then see what his reaction would be in person and it would have been better to see his jaw drop. i think the guy wrote a nice apology note. it seemed to make her happy to get the note so good for her. >> he is a liar. >> i don't like how she responded to show you are truly over something, it is indifference. indifference shows that. she is showing a lot of passion in this. i wouldn't even want to give him the time of day sort of thing. i would be like here is $30 have your meal alone. that's all have i to sa

so, here is tv's andy levey. you might know him from mtv's "guy code" a show about guys who code, andrew schulz. and next to me is a first time guest. he is author, journalist and the sunday times washington bureau chief. his latest book came outlast po. it is called "dead men risen" an epic story of heroism and war in afghanistan. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> rome stone continues to atone. the magazine revised its apology over the uva rape story admitting that mistakes were its fault and not the woman's. the editor originally wrote of the alleged victim, quote, our trust in her was misplaced. that line has now been removed. the mag said it should not have agreed to jackie's request no not to reach out to the alleged attackers out of sensitivity to her. jackie's roommate has come to her defense writing in the school's newspaper that she wholeheartedly believes jackie experienced a traumatizing sexual assault. finally on monday, school officials said uva won't lift its suspension for greek life

it is tv's andy levey. and he is more laid back than a la-z-boy. daily beast senior editor will ron. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> are guys less wide? new research claims men are idiots. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this sexist? >> a study published in the british medical journal, i love their center folds, show dudes are more likely to engage in bone headed, risky behavior. they looked at the last 20 years of the darwin awards which recognize idiots who accidentally kill themselves and found 90% were male. is a male idiot theory real? here are idiot things men have done. >> of course, women gave birth to all of those men. who is more superior? i think i just answered that question while stealing a joke. from sonny and joanne. let's go to the men first. you have never really done a day of real work. were you offended by this research? >> well, it is undoubtedly true. this is something like we don't need to study. we all know this is true. it is true in every sitcom. of course men are constantly taking idiotic risks. i

it is tv's andy levey. and his jokes are darker than a transient stool, but just as delicious. sitting next to me, comedian sam morrell. tasty. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> if you are joining us now, a disturbing story out of prague. they twerked for work. female students in the czech republic vigorously shake their bootiess to win internships. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this sexist? >> according to jezebelle.com, prog has -- prague has partnered with a local place and here they are vie vying for internships. >> this is disgusting. let's see more. >> i am way too old for this. when you are 50 it is about sex of the i am just too old. the school-sponsored beauty pageants have been going on for years with one journalist noting that czech universities have a high tolerance toward sexism. good for them, but the twerking contests may have gone too far and because of complaint the beauty pageants have been canceled. at "red eye" we hold tryouts for interns. let's take a look. >> oh julio. soon after we hired him he went missing. i told police i don't

it is tv's andy levey. i will probably be busy this year so i will just pay someone to do my taxes. i think i used that one already. next to me eric metaxas. what they are and how they can change your life. the only miracle i know is how gorgeous eric really is in person. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> can we counterattack the hack? the obama administration whatever that is considers the assault on sony to be a serious national security matter and considering a response. perhaps a strongly worded letter from valerie jarret will do. while u.s. officials have determined north korea is to blame, the white house is not ready to accuse the communist paradise. in the wake of sony cancelling the movie's release mitt romney tweeted sony pictures don't cave, fight. release the -- "the interview." this is why he would have been a great president. "red eye" fave had harsh words for north korea on cnn. >> north korea declared war on our first amendment. they have won the first victory. this is pearl harbor on our media. >> comparing the victimization to pearl harbor is a new o

special thanks to jill dobson, andy levey and kt mcfarland.joanne nosuchunsky and i will see you next time. huh, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. everybody knows that. well, did you know genies can be really literal? no. what is your wish? no...ok...a million bucks! oh no... geico. fifteen minutes could save you i'm afraid this might affect your appetite. >>> hello, i'm eric bolling, along kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckle, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> so today the nation's top spy held a rare press conference to defend his agency's following the democrats release of a report of the cia's enhanced interrogation methods. >> we had little experience housing detainees and precious few of our officers were trained interrogators, but the president authorized the effort six days after 9/11, and it was our job to carry it

it is tv's andy levey and again wearing a terrible sweater. and his wit is so sharp he lent it to the chefs at benihana. journalist and writer, legend pj pj -- hj o'rourke. it is an excellent kwanza gift. >> a block. the lede. that's the firs story. >> happy kwanza. america is a disgrace, he said with a straight face. iran's supreme leader is calling out the u.s. for our record on human rights. he would know, after all. after the report on cia tactic is was released ayatollah caw mean knee went on a rant. even american ppl and i think that is short for people, are faced with cruelty # torture report which is misspelled # human rights day. and for everybody # ferguson. and also he wrote this. any noble man would feel the sweat of shame about gitmo than u.s. press order is shameful. torture report human rights day, blah, blah, blah. iran's president de -- denounced the u.s. in a press conference. let's look at that. >> we say it is disgusting, but there is something arousing about that. there is a specific talent that animal has that will pray v

it is andy levey. and watch what you say or he play throw you in jail. next to me, nick searsey. a new season premieres on january twentyth. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> no tat for cats. andrew, fuddy-duddy, cuomo says it is illegal to tattoo your pet. the bill sponsored by linda rosenthal says subjecting a pet to tattooing and piercing to satisfy an individual's misguided presented elections -- predelections should be considered cruelty. if there is a marking made by a vet for medical and identification purposes which is what he has, how convenient. support grew because if one photo of a tattooed dog. meanwhile, up north, a canadian philosopher is aiming for animalship. he says animals need to be treated as such. here is one being productive right now. >> this new season of "homeland" is cruel. he is more and more unstable. he is almost like an animal at this point. dana, i get it. he has more human rights than more americans. should he become a citizen? >> you may not believe this, but i actually think that this is silly. the idea of citizenship. but the tat

it is the sad and unbearable, tv's andy levey. and he is funnier than the smell emanating from her -- geraldo's locker. tom kadher. and john tierney. yay. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> were they more tasteless than the terrorists? people were taking selfies in sydney and posting pictures. some are making sure to get news cameras in the background to make the pictures more real. the internet, of course, as always, was horrified at their lack of sensitivity with the usual crap load of won't list because they are stupid. and yet in another outrage, uber was played -- was blasted when it started charging four times the normal rate during the standoff. after outcry on-line, the taxi service was of onerring free rides to, quote, help sydney ciders get home safely. it ended with the terrorist and two hostages dead as police stormed the cafe. john, when i am looking at this stuff, i watched it all on twitter. it seemed like there was so much outrage at -- or maybe it was equal outrage at uber and selfies and the terrori

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plus, what does the president think college co-eds think if they meet andy levey on the strait.p. >> what does it mean to go water skiing barefoot? >> probably never. our pam will will -- panel will debate it anyway. >> none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. her smile is

it is a andy levey. brie -- write what you know, kids. the tv, writer and producer. he is one of the founders of ricochet.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> can bots help us shop? amazon.com have introduced automation to the warehouse. it is a first in history, i believe. the company enlisted 15,000 robots to pick, pack and ship items on cyber monday. it is the biggest order day of the year, i am told. to tell us more i am joined by fox business correspondent, joleen kent who is live from amazon, the massive distribution center in tracy, california. >> there are little orange robot, 320 pounds each. they increase efficiency by three times the workers here. instead of having the workers walk miles and miles every day these robots deliver shelves and the employees pick things out and then they are shipped to you at home. these are made by am lists to save amazon up to $900 million which would be massive for its earnings reports coming up in the future quarters. they have been doing this since july. if you look at amazon on cyber monday there is a lot

and another ugly sweater joining us tonight on the is up pell torso of -- on the supple torso of andy levey. and he has the legs of a drifter and the torso of a car. comedian tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> give mow a -- give me a dirty look. earlier this week as the cafe in sydney was under siege, the # i'll ride with you became a rallying cry against raging, but unseen easy llama phobia. some lady named rachel jacobs reported that she witnessed a muslim woman silently remove her headscarf presumably out of fear. she said breathlessly, i ran after her at the train station saying put it back on and i will walk with you. the heart warming story with one problem. it is not true. i thought if i offered to walk her to her destination it would ep h. but none of those words came out. you are on near silent encounter was over in a moment. don't theng for a second that jacobs is apologizing. the piece is actually a long self-con grat law tore article about how wonderfully special she is for launching a preemptive strike against racism and bigotry. rachel's story has be

and what should college co-eds do if they meet andy levey on the street?try to hookup with him and talk to him about volunteering. that should be common sense. >> and finally, when is it a good idea to go water skiing barefoot? >> there you go. ya! >> probably never. our panel will debate it anyway. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests.

and between his purple sweater and the look on his face, i guess it is a grim mass, it is andy levey. and sherrod small. he co-hosts and interrupts the pod cast "race wars." >> # red eye. hands up. i can't breathe. >> and sitting next to me, imus in the morning executive producer bernie mcgirk. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> was his lark way too dark? his trick a bit sick? internet prankster roman atwood posted a video titled "killing my own kid prank" in which he dupes his wife into thinking he accidentally threw their son off a balcony where it dies horribly. it dies. this prank has been viewed six million times on something called the youtube. >> whoa. >> he is ready to fight. he is ready to fight. would you please get us water. just a bottle? >> be really quiet. we are going to go so high. are you ready to fly, boy? tell me when. here we go. oh my gosh. >> i'm sorry. >> i hate you. why would you do that? >> just for fun. >> are you mad? >> i am mad. >> it is a dummy. >> you don't pretend to throw our kids off a [bleep] balcony. >> what? >> you are sleeping on the

i'm andy levey. tomorrow night. . >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana, along with kimberly, eric and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." earlier today a prisoner swap between the united states and cuba set off the most significant warming in relations between our two countries in over half a century, president obama announced the details of the deal from the white house this afternoon. >> and the most significant changes in our policy in more than 50 years, we will end an outdated approach that for decades has failed to advance our interests and instead, will begin to normal it's our relations going forward.

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