why does andy levey make out half of what he says. down on the drugs and alcohol. he should speak slower and more clearly. there he is. he is chewing the gum. that's creepy. what is he doing down there. >> there was no point to that. it is like robert deniro in cape fear. >> i am watching the met gail. leave me alone. >> what happened to you? >> i don't know. >> you were tanner than your suit. >> that was the same shoot. >> i am disgusted by myself. no wonder i was on this show for eight years. >> you didn't say anything any other red blooded male would have said to anna gill law began in that period of time. >> we come back and the final thoughts from joanne and andy, we will be right back. now with the xfinity tv go app, you can watch live tv anytime. it's never been easier with so many networks all in one place. get live tv whenever you want. the xfinity tv go app. now with live tv on the go. enjoy over wifi or on verizon wireless 4g lte. plus enjoy special savings when you purchase any new verizon wireless smartphone or tablet fro

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it is tv's andy levey. and he is so loud this is the only time your grand ma doesn't meed to turn up the volume. it is sherrod small. he looks like a hip hop isis baby. >> you were hoping for that line. >> do you want me to plug your show or not? "race wars" with kurt metzger. >> # red eye. >> he is the only rick i would like to roll. next to me, the spokesman to four -- four u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> can kittens and nutella put them under a spella? they are lure them through the social media. >> isis is talking about jars of nutella andemogie's. they want people to believe their life on the the battlefield is not so different than yours. >> emogie. meanwhile, i thank you. isis is developing abs. one of their fighters once had dreams of being a fitness instructor. the new york times reports that that -- what a coincidental name. seen here, quote trained relentlessly hoping that his effort would bring him success girlfriends and wealth. his goals never mate

tv's andy levey. that's good. and he stacks money like rob reiner stacks cheese. it is true his bank had to open up another branch just to fit his fortune. next to me is mr. lou daabs week nights at 7:00 p.m. eastern on the fox business network. don't forget he also wrote the book border war. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> would he be a better man to sit with letterman? on saturday, a day of the week nbc nightly news anchor and my ski ball partner brian williams announced he was taking a temporary leave of absence. he canceled an appearance this week on letterman and said it was painfully apparent that he was, quote too much a part of the news. meanwhile, more examples of his love of self-inflating stories have emerged including the claim he saw a dead body floating past the french quarter hotel during hurricane caw tina. another -- katrina. and he said in interviews he was nearly hit by rocket fire in 2006. but an earlier version, there was no rocket fire near his aircraft. and a story williams told about being mugged at gunpoint selling christm

andy levey. he made me a throw rug of his chest hair? joe devito. his first comedy album is available called first date with joe devito. and he is so british he farts scones. staff writer charles cook. yay! >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they are crying over brian. nbc news says brian williams has been suspended for six months without pay. as my racket ball partner lou holt fills in for the nightly news anchor the question now becomes is williams ever coming back? if not, who will take his place? that's two questions. whatever. one person siding with brian is piers morgan who writes the daily male, quote brian williams, i'm sure will never embellish a story again nor i suspect put himself in the middle of it. he will be a better reporter and anchor as a result. in fact brian williams is now the news anchor i would trust the most on american television. it is like an arsonist if an arsonist is busted. he probably won't do it again because he got caught. a slightly more successful cable news anchor had words of kindness for williams.

andy levey notwithstanding. isn't this 6 -- sexism?> you can say men are already wonderful and cats are sometimes great. >> always. >> i think we need to look at the positive. maybe us women have tv called "buff rethe vampire slayer" and i watched it every night with my mom. and thanks to sara michelle geller i found out how to fall in love with the wrong men and keep my family and friends at a distance and have a witch dryer than sand paper. thanks to these women with these special powers i am cynical and looking forward to my future. >> and no voice if you watch the singing episodes. >> singing is great. >> i think what you are saying is women on television are empowering. that's important. we need more empowering women. you are an empowering woman. can you defend your pals, your heros and the sexist comic book film industry you hang out in the back rooms smoking cigars? >> i will defend my good friend josh which is short for j joshua. he is not wrong but it is for hollywood in general over the comic back industry. marvel has this pr

tv's andy levey. he loves wings right wings. the publisher of the federal list and senior fellow for the heartland institute and just like his dad, the favorite color is plaid. next to me is gavin mcguinness. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he did it to himselfy. he reportedly spent thousands of taxpayer and campaign money on private planes and entertainment. and here is the delicious part. the republican's questionable spending was tracked through pictures he posted on instagram. the ap reports that shock has taken 12 flights worth more than $40,000 on planes owned by donors. that's not that much. and he took interns to a katy perry concert with tickets paid for by his office. one intern says you can't say no when your boss invites you. danced my butt off. earlier when questions arose about his "downton abbey"-style office he replied haters gonna hate. i believe he was quoting my favorite ariana grande song. ben, how bad is this for shock, mr. shock? >> it is not that bad. the hardest part is the katie kerry co

it is tv's andy levey. then again what isn't? he has more power than all of the armies in the world. sitting next to me, the former u.s. ambassador to the u.n and a fox news contributor. he is also still the president of "red eye." not for long though. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> this is going to be an election. >> i'm thinking graham beckel may be the new president. there is some kind of breaking news and i will explain it without notes. brian williams who is as you know the father of allison williams who has quite a good time i'm told. he has been dining out on a story the nbc anchor about how he was on a chinook helicopter in iraq and was shot down and i guess he was on the helicopter. turns out he has been telling the story a lot. he was telling him recently and he had to admit that he wasn't on this helicopter at all. he may not have been anywhere near this helicopter. he may have been at a best western in harrisburg pennsylvania where i was at the time. i don't know where he was. >> i am giving it to yo

tv's andy levey in one of the ugliest sweaters i have ever seen. joanne nosuchunsky who doesn't know what she is doing. always a pleasure having you on. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you next time with different hair. the new amopé pedi perfect foot file gives you soft beautiful feet effortlessly. its microlumina rotating head buffs away hard skin even on those hard-to-reach spots. it's amazing. you can see it and feel it. my new must-have for soft, beautiful feet. amopé pedi perfect. find it in the foot care aisle or at the registers in these stores. >>> breaking tonight, disturbing news out of libya as the president's mideast policy appears to be in complete collapse. days after news hit that the country of yemen, which houses a savage version of al qaeda, is on the verge of collapse. horror emerges in libya where isis beheaded almost two dozen christians over the weekend yet again in a country president obama was celebrating as a success story just a few short years ago. good evening and welcome to "the kelly file" everyon

he is the only regular contributor so if it goes back it is his fault, andy levey. and comedian sherrod small who co-hosts the race wars. >> happy birthday "red eye." >> and next to me he is brighter than don johnson's wardrobe. it is john tierney. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> brian was lying. as was reported brian williams now admits that a story he has been telling over and over for a decade simply isn't true. williams had been claiming in speeches and on his own show and on shows like david letterman that while this iraq in 2003 a helicopter he was on was hit by a rocket-propelled grenade and forced to make an emergency landing. here he is just last friday. >> we want to share with you a great moment that took place last night. the story started with a terrible moment in the invasion of iraq when the helicopter we were traveling in was forced down after being hit by an rpg. our traveling nbc news team was rescued, sur rounded and kept alive by the third infantry. >> on wednesday the military newspaper "as far as and stripes" quoted service mem

tv's andy levey. still talking. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. >>> breaking tonight just one day after we saw the islamic state terrorist executing some 21 christians. we are hearing that not only were another 45 innocents reportedly burned to death by isis, but that a group of u.s. allied soldiers could soon suffer the same fate. welcome to "the kelly file," everyone. i'm megyn kelly. we're now seeing video of kurdish soldiers being paraded in cages, that appear eerily similar to one in which a jordanian pilot was recently burned to death. one man per cage. as isis continues its horrific death and propaganda campaign

he had a person's name in there that was -- tv's andy levey. his humor is darker than joanne's liver. i feel like i used that one. and sam morrell the comedian and perhaps a coward. and if you are alive it is because he hasn't gotten around to killing you yet. sitting next to me, mike baker, current president of diligence, diligence makers of diligence tapestry's and thumbtacks. for all of your numb tack and monacle need. they will skin you alive with a tooth pick. >> that's not easy. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> their jihad was flawed. on wednesday three men were arrested for plotting to join isis not a boy band, in syria and wage war against the u.s. one wanna be jihady was busted at jfk airport and another in brooklyn and a third in florida. his name otherwise known as [bleep] head. he was unable to make it to sear sear -- syria. that's him by the way. that's a sketch. >> it was based on the statements that if they were not able to go that they would seek to acquire weapons here handguns machine guns and seek to attack ve

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it is tv's andy levey. and i wish my dean in college was this gorgeous. i may take off my shirt just to raise some cane. next to me actor dean cain. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> can soap bring hope? they want to take the tease out of celebrities. dove, whatever that is -- oh yeah soap. it lunched a campaign to help the self-esteem of women's rich and beautiful actresses. the company noticed a lot of mean tweets about how celebs look on the red carpet at the oscars and research shows that women nonfamous ones are more likely to post something negative about themselves than positive. so on oscar night dove's twitter account, man by self-esteem they exist. they will identify nasty tweets and then send positive replies. here is the ad. >> makes me sick to my stomach. just awful. with the oscars on sunday night "red eye" put together a montage of not their favorite films, but our favorite films of 2015. enjoy. >> a horse for summer. >> it is all going to be okay. >> i never look for the easy way out. not like my father, and definitely not l

he is like a glob of grape jelly, but still the most trusted newsman andy levey and more muscles than a raw bar, yummy, it is terry shapper. that was lame. >> a tblok. a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> are we coming around to boots on the ground? president obama, if that's his real name, bonnie has asked congress to authorize the use of military force against isis isil and the islamic state which i just learned are all the same thing. the president said this resolution is necessary because our coalition is on the defensive. isil is on the offensive and isil is going to win. >> our coalition is on the offensive. isil is on the defensive and isil is going to lose. >> the alleged president's proposal calls for the deployment of ground forces in iraq and syria and it is the authorization of another ground war like afghanistan or iraq. >> the resolution we submitted today does not call for the deployment of u.s. ground combat forces to iraq or syria. it is not the authorization of another ground war. like afghanistan or iraq. >> shouldn't have been drinking when i was listening

and one of the most trusted news men, joining me tonight is andy levey with a v. he is a real einstein. and by that i mean he will probably marry his cousin. it is will ron. and trust me his last name is very very accurate. sitting next to me rob long. tv writer and producer. i am trying to be creepy today. >> congratulations. >> are you the delicious founder of ricochet.com. delicious. >> thank you. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> we will begin our nonstop coverage of brian williams. it will go into the next week. we are not leaving. we will be here for the next 70 to 100 hour. he was a distorter in the french quarter. the brian wilson -- brian williams crisis is dying down. the account of hurricane katrina is being questioned as well as the network is investigating his lies about iraq. he said he witnessed a body in the french quarter area of new orleans. >> when you look out your hotel room window in the french quarter and watch a man float by face down, when you see bodies you last saw in indonesia and swore to yourself you would never see in

it is tv's andy levey. and when it comes to comedy there is highbrow and low brow and god those brows are huge! it is actor and comedian and writer kurt medzger. and he has more bank than the nile. next to me, lou daabs. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they want us to be uh -- afraid to shop at fashion bug. the somali group called for attacks on the mall of america and malls in canada and britten it. homeland security secretary jay johnson called for increased vigilance. >> i would say if anyone is planing to go to the mall of america they have to be careful. as the statement you read indicates there will be enhanced security there that will be apparent. >> meanwhile on friday the state department's blog i love their recipes unveiled a new logo that came out of last week's summit to counter violent extremism. it said the solution begins in your community. thank you for injoing us tonight. thank you for joining us tonight. terrorists know fear is one of the most effective weapons. what shoul

. >> tv's andy levey. sam morrell. that does it for me. i'm tom shillue. at.oing to argue with a talking ball of mucus. i think you're being a little hasty... he's not with me. mucinex fast max night time. multi-symptom relief plus nasal decongestant. breathe easy. sleep easy. start the relief. ditch the misery. let's end this. it is our country. so, while you're breezing theism rs is well, sending checks. more on this tonight on fbn. >>> hello, everyone i'm greg gut field, along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, and drinks soup from a contact lens, it's perino. the five. so last night, i had this nightmare. it was of a president who believes the media overstates the alarm people have about the threat of terrorism over threat of climate change. >> do you think the media sometimes overstates the sort of level of alarm people should have about terrorism and this kind of chaos as opposed to a longer term problem of climate change? >> absolutely. >> it's almost as if the presid