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for that we go to andy levy. job for chief of staff. >> i did. >> why? >> i couldn't bear the thought of leaving you. >> isn't that nice. >> bill, not so much. >> why do i need to be pulled into this? >> i don't know. >> i'm just sitting here minding my own. >> pete rouse loves his kitties. you say he is like andy levy, only more successful. >> that's true. >> nobody understands that. >> oh, you mean tv's andy levy. >> well, it is a catch 22. >> it is. >> and you said rouse is a washington insider and you said, quote, [bleep] >> just for the record i can't stand musicals. >> a lot of people don't like musicals. >> that goes without saying. >> basically what you are saying is a cat lover is not necessarily a music lover. >> it is a musical lover. >> i enjoy music. >> well, you like cabarets. >> right, just not musical theater. >> but you are an uh officialed bachelor. >> i am -- you are an uh officialed bachelor. >> -- uh officialed -- affirmed bachelor. >> yes. >> well, the dude offered to close gitmo, so he of on
for that we go to andy levy. job for chief of staff. >> i did. >> why? >> i couldn't bear the thought of leaving you. >> isn't that nice. >> bill, not so much. >> why do i need to be pulled into this? >> i don't know. >> i'm just sitting here minding my own. >> pete rouse loves his kitties. you say he is like andy levy, only more successful. >> that's true. >> nobody understands that. >> oh, you mean tv's andy levy....
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we go now to andy levy. have you heard about this juan williams? >> he was in the navy in 1879 during the beginning of the war. >> i guess so. >> why is he back in the news? >> people love their history. >> thank you, glen back, for that. >> and thank you woodrow wilson. >> why do you bring him up? >> horrible. >> by the way, guys, i was kidding about it being sweater thursday. >> i'm completely uncoordinated. diana, dress us. >> sorry. >> by the way, andy, it is sweater friday. >> no, not really. >> yes, it is. >> not in hawaii. you make me sick to my stomach. >> greg-alogue and here is my modest proposal. >> what is muslimgarb? jewelry and v neck t-shirt? >> i thought that's what they would eat when they wept hiking. -- went hiking. >> do you know what it stands for? neither do i. >> you said there were forces at work here even bigger than npr. go on. >> fundraising week. i want going to report that he gave $2 million a few days ago. you don't know the pressure corporately. >> well, i know. >> do you? >> believe me, i know. >> do you give it to m
we go now to andy levy. have you heard about this juan williams? >> he was in the navy in 1879 during the beginning of the war. >> i guess so. >> why is he back in the news? >> people love their history. >> thank you, glen back, for that. >> and thank you woodrow wilson. >> why do you bring him up? >> horrible. >> by the way, guys, i was kidding about it being sweater thursday. >> i'm completely uncoordinated. diana, dress us. >>...
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for that we go to andy levy. andy, what's shaking in the members only world? >> my left quad, greg. >> why? >> i worked out hard this morning. lots of squats and lungs. and then i went to the -- lots of squats and lunges and then i went to the gym. the members only comment was hysterical. i couldn't leave without commenting on that. it was really, really funny. >> you could ridicule how i dress, if you like. >> why should tonight be any different? mel gibson won't be in "hangover 2". you wouldn't call it resuscitating mike tyson's career, but since they he has been on "entourage" and presented at the globes and going to the movie"co2". >> i guess where he came from, i guess it has. >> oh yeah. bill, you said "love actually" was niesen's finest role. and he was one of the greatest films ever made. but have i to go with "dark man." >> andy, the original name of "love actually" was [explative" actually. >> i wish they would do that again because it demands a sequel. >> the last time you saw the shouldou spent the night on the couch. and you will do it again tonig
for that we go to andy levy. andy, what's shaking in the members only world? >> my left quad, greg. >> why? >> i worked out hard this morning. lots of squats and lungs. and then i went to the -- lots of squats and lunges and then i went to the gym. the members only comment was hysterical. i couldn't leave without commenting on that. it was really, really funny. >> you could ridicule how i dress, if you like. >> why should tonight be any different? mel gibson won't...
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we go now to andy levy. have you heard about this juan williams? >> he was in the navy in 1879 during the beginning of the war. >> i guess so. >> why is he back in the news? >> people love their history. >> thank you, glen back, for that. >> and thank you woodrow wilson. >> why do you bring him up? >> horrible. >> by the way, guys, i was kidding about it being sweater thursday. >> i'm completely uncoordinated. diana, dress us. >> sorry. >> by the way, andy, it is sweater friday. >> no, not really. >> yes, it is. >> not in hawaii. you make me sick to my stomach. >> greg-alogue and here is my modest proposal. >> what is muslimgarb? jewelry and v neck t-shirt? >> i thought that's what they would eat when they wept hiking. -- went hiking. >> do you know what it stands for? neither do i. >> you said there were forces at work here even bigger than npr. go on. >> fundraising week. i want going to report that he gave $2 million a few days ago. you don't know the pressure corporately. >> well, i know. >> do you? >> believe me, i know. >> do you give it to m
we go now to andy levy. have you heard about this juan williams? >> he was in the navy in 1879 during the beginning of the war. >> i guess so. >> why is he back in the news? >> people love their history. >> thank you, glen back, for that. >> and thank you woodrow wilson. >> why do you bring him up? >> horrible. >> by the way, guys, i was kidding about it being sweater thursday. >> i'm completely uncoordinated. diana, dress us. >>...
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i'm andy levy. a stunning development in the story of the 33 rescued chilean miners as one of the miners has decided to go back to the mines. juan carlos silva made the decision after being kept for object -- observation. silva said, quote, i do not wish to live on a planet where such a show is possible. i would prefer to live in the darkness, being unable to bathe or enjoy the company of a woman. this has been a fox news alert. now back to red eye already in progress. >> i am here with se of cupp. she is so hot, she could turn meat to jerk see. oh my goodness, it is imogen lloyd webber. if sexiness was bananas, i would put her on the plate. she stinks of stench and smelliness. and sitting next to me, the great singer and award-winning song writer. if musical talent was a dishwasher, i would fill him with dirty plate. and our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> it appears i have been on the receiving end of quite the makeover. or as we call it in the newspaper business, a makeov
i'm andy levy. a stunning development in the story of the 33 rescued chilean miners as one of the miners has decided to go back to the mines. juan carlos silva made the decision after being kept for object -- observation. silva said, quote, i do not wish to live on a planet where such a show is possible. i would prefer to live in the darkness, being unable to bathe or enjoy the company of a woman. this has been a fox news alert. now back to red eye already in progress. >> i am here with...
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for that we go to andy levy. how are the quads feeling?> the left is fine, but the whole leg is not good. >> a shame. thought that massage would have helped. >> it is probably at 56%. >> really? that's up from 47. >> yeah. it was 47 last week, i believe. >> great, great, great news for all of us. and people are concerned about your quads. >> absolutely. >> time square bomber get life. they asked if you thought shahzad should live. but he didn't kill anyone. the life sentence was mandatory. >> the life sentence is mandatory in the state of new york? >> the federal. >> the federal. >> i don't care. take him to texas. we'll kill his ass. >> once you succeed. . >> if at first you don't succeed, try and try again. >> we are the only state with articles joining the union that says we can succeed. >> yeah, yeah. if you are a suicide bomber and you are still alive, you suck at your job. >> thanks, appreciate that. >> look at me. >> andy demands eye contact. >> it hurts his feelings. >> angela, you said we have to keep in mind the acts -- actually,
for that we go to andy levy. how are the quads feeling?> the left is fine, but the whole leg is not good. >> a shame. thought that massage would have helped. >> it is probably at 56%. >> really? that's up from 47. >> yeah. it was 47 last week, i believe. >> great, great, great news for all of us. and people are concerned about your quads. >> absolutely. >> time square bomber get life. they asked if you thought shahzad should live. but he didn't kill...
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time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. greg, here is what your mom doesn't understand, if you encourage the young people, eventually they replace you. >> not a good idea. you kids at home, drop out of school. >> crystal meth is good. >> absolutely, drugs are good. >> crystal meth and crystal light. >> matt, when can people see you next? >> probably down in times square, but other than that you can check me out on fox newschannel on saturday. >> a.m. or p.m.? >> a.m. >> okay. bernadette, what is the "got sip queens" --" gossip queens? >> we gossip about entertainment because we don't have enough shows like that. >> it is a genius idea. >> it is. check it out. monday through friday. >> absolutely. has your husband ever tried to make you wear a burka? >> no, he hasn't. if he did i would just agree with him and then wait until he fell asleep and set him on fire. no, he knows better than to try that. >> off topic, but andy's nickname in high school was gossip queen. >> andy, is this true who called me a religious bigot? >> not
time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. greg, here is what your mom doesn't understand, if you encourage the young people, eventually they replace you. >> not a good idea. you kids at home, drop out of school. >> crystal meth is good. >> absolutely, drugs are good. >> crystal meth and crystal light. >> matt, when can people see you next? >> probably down in times square, but other than that you can check me out on fox newschannel on saturday....
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for that we go to andy levy. andy, the crowd was knocking jerry. >> you don't care about my leg. >> no, i don't. i asked about your leg and you didn't give me any information. >> that's fine. enjoy your block match. i had a setback. my leg i would say is 7% worse than yesterday. >> oh, 7%? >> yes. you don't care. >> i do care. >> no you don't. if greg says, bill, good to have you on the show, assume he is not talking to you, even if there is another bill on the panel. >> how is your leg? >> not doing that well. >> good, good, assume i'm happy about that. >> you mentioned allred produced that letter with whitman's husband's writing on it and you said whitman is looking pretty guilty to you. so whitman's husband, dr. griff harsh, doesn't recall receiving the letter, but it was possible he scratched a note on it and brought it to nicky diaz's attention. it doesn't say anything about diaz's immigration status, and he was drawing her attention to it to make sure she corrected her screw up so she would get her tax refu
for that we go to andy levy. andy, the crowd was knocking jerry. >> you don't care about my leg. >> no, i don't. i asked about your leg and you didn't give me any information. >> that's fine. enjoy your block match. i had a setback. my leg i would say is 7% worse than yesterday. >> oh, 7%? >> yes. you don't care. >> i do care. >> no you don't. if greg says, bill, good to have you on the show, assume he is not talking to you, even if there is another...
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let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, who did you have fired today? >> not enough people, greg. coming up on the big show, what is the best way to convince people they need to cut their carbon emissions. we don't know, but we will show you the best way. and rick sanchez says the jews run his net work. and rick sanchez was fired by the jews who run cnn. and finally, a woman drives four hours with the goal of shooting a guy who said something nasty about her on the internet. and our allstar policeman prays she doesn't -- allstar panel prays she doesn't watch the show. >> you smell so brisk and smell so sweet and talk like a waiting gentle woman. >> i thank thee noble sir. >> andy, are you siting on a motorcycle? >> no, i'm on a boat. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with entertainment journalist jill dobson. she's so sweet that sweet n low is now call jill done son and low. it is hard to write it on the packages. she has the brain and the jacket and the hair. it is reason .com's editor in chief. he edits both of those. he is so smart he can solve a
let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, who did you have fired today? >> not enough people, greg. coming up on the big show, what is the best way to convince people they need to cut their carbon emissions. we don't know, but we will show you the best way. and rick sanchez says the jews run his net work. and rick sanchez was fired by the jews who run cnn. and finally, a woman drives four hours with the goal of shooting a guy who said something nasty about her on the internet....
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still to come, our report from andy levy. >> it is sponsored by stowaway. those people who hide aboard a vehicle, ship or aircraft to gain free passage. thanks, stowaway. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. have to love those giants. he broke three of his ribs and threw him headlong into the sea. >> that was a great match. >> it really was. >> i had money on him. >> of course you would. >> how are your new house boys manny and pedi working out? >> i don't really want to get into it because we lost pedi. >> really? >> yeah. >> too bad. >> sandbox wasn't thoroughly -- well, sabd. sand. >> greg, you said you thought you saw scorsese's influence in the ad. i agree, but did you notice the lighting was an homage to barry lyndon? >> yes, and it seemed as long as barry lyndon. >> i think it might have been. >> terry, you said every time you come on the show you can watch cute little animal videos. that's why you keep coming back. don't act like you president do sit around -- like you don't sit around watching kiddie videos. >>
still to come, our report from andy levy. >> it is sponsored by stowaway. those people who hide aboard a vehicle, ship or aircraft to gain free passage. thanks, stowaway. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. have to love those giants. he broke three of his ribs and threw him headlong into the sea. >> that was a great match. >> it really was. >> i had money on him. >> of course you would. >> how are your new house...
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let's go to andy levy with a report on tonight's show. >> coming up on the big show, an associate of jerry brown calls meg whit w-word. and racy pictures in virginia. the shocking story that will make you miss the days of office christmas parties. and finally, worried about the coming apocalypse. you can now buy a year's worth food from costco. i hope they take gold. >> thank you, andy. >> the better part is burnt out, andy. >> i apologize for nothing. >>> let's welcome our guest. i am here tonight with anne coulter, the political commentator. her whit is so sharp, people get paper cut opening her e-mails. and it is dr. lamont hill. he is so smart that the new york times cross-word puzzle tries to do him on sunday. and he fails miserably. and bill schulz in tweed. he is not allowed within 100 yards of a petting zoo. and sitting next to me is an actor, a writer and a comedian. he knows laughs and chuckles like i know straps and buckles. and you will favor each issue when you are out of scottish you. good to see you, pinch. >> what is black and white and red all over? me. and anne coul
let's go to andy levy with a report on tonight's show. >> coming up on the big show, an associate of jerry brown calls meg whit w-word. and racy pictures in virginia. the shocking story that will make you miss the days of office christmas parties. and finally, worried about the coming apocalypse. you can now buy a year's worth food from costco. i hope they take gold. >> thank you, andy. >> the better part is burnt out, andy. >> i apologize for nothing. >>> let's...
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let's go to andy levy. how about the giants? >> yeah, they beat the crap out of the texans. >> they did, they d. >> a great game. >> certainly was. >> paladino is no fan of gay pride. you said your grandmother hates speedos. is that why you stopped wearing them? >> that and i put on like a hundred pounds. >> thanks for asking. >> the thing is that you can't actually see the speedo. >> that's not the great thing about it. it is adorned with diamonds. >> if you go to my website, big guys in speedos .org you will find maybe you look better in them now. >> those are called diapers. >> carrie, you said paladino's description of the gay pride parade shows he clearly watched it. he told "good morning america" he and his wife accidentally stumbled on a gay pride parade in toronto and they were people in bikini-type outfits grinding and doing gyrations. since then he accidentally stumbled on eight more parades. >> i think he was angry his wife and kids were there. >> very bizarre. >> nick, does paladino have a point the pride parade not
let's go to andy levy. how about the giants? >> yeah, they beat the crap out of the texans. >> they did, they d. >> a great game. >> certainly was. >> paladino is no fan of gay pride. you said your grandmother hates speedos. is that why you stopped wearing them? >> that and i put on like a hundred pounds. >> thanks for asking. >> the thing is that you can't actually see the speedo. >> that's not the great thing about it. it is adorned with...
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now let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up, old sport? >> thanks, old sport. a federal judge bans a key witness from testifying in the the first trial of a gitmo detainee. and the supreme court hears oral arguments in the baptist church case. we will investigate whether god hates oral arguments. and should guns be allowed in bars? some say no, but others say, come on, what could possibly go wrong? greg? >> thank you, andy. >> you beautiful, tyrant fiend, lamb? >> your means are slender and your waist is great, andy. >> i apologize for nothing. >> i hope your blue eyes melt. take care. >>> let's welcome our first guest. it is a first timer, diane masado. she knows on lean news like i know shots of booze. and will cane. if fierce commentary were potatoes, he would be great in the sack. and bill schulz whose dumpster was just feature fed "better homes and dumpsters." and if cogent analysis was a dandelion i would blow him in a park. and he leads the nation in misinformation. good to see you, pinch. >> the new york times sports' department con grat lats roy hallad
now let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up, old sport? >> thanks, old sport. a federal judge bans a key witness from testifying in the the first trial of a gitmo detainee. and the supreme court hears oral arguments in the baptist church case. we will investigate whether god hates oral arguments. and should guns be allowed in bars? some say no, but others say, come on, what could possibly go wrong? greg? >> thank you, andy. >> you beautiful, tyrant fiend,...
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i liked our fox's own andy levy who said he's leaving cnn to spend less time with the ews. handle this. >> is the june -- is -- as the jew here on the panel i want to thank uncle rupert for letting me sit. >> cnn dumped him after he called jon stewart a bigot. he made remarks about rush limbaugh earlier and remarks that appeared to be racist. is there a double standard? >> no. look, double standard between what limbaugh and him? >> no, just that cnn let him get away with things for a long time or was this the straw that broke -- >> there is probably a a back story maybe they were looking for an excuse to get rid of him. unless cnn had some other reason. >> there's a lot of other things that sanchez did leading up to this point. pajamas media put together a montage. one thing he said going into a commercial break he put up a picture of the president and he said we'll be right black. and he got away with that. this is a common with chronic foot in mouth disease, given a pass by joe klein the outgoing head of cnn. i don't think this behavior will go on with ken jones he's a di
i liked our fox's own andy levy who said he's leaving cnn to spend less time with the ews. handle this. >> is the june -- is -- as the jew here on the panel i want to thank uncle rupert for letting me sit. >> cnn dumped him after he called jon stewart a bigot. he made remarks about rush limbaugh earlier and remarks that appeared to be racist. is there a double standard? >> no. look, double standard between what limbaugh and him? >> no, just that cnn let him get away with...